New roommate is a faggot

>new roommate is a faggot
>call locksmith to put a lock on my bedroom door because it doesn't have one and I don't want him surprise bum fucking me in the night
>"did your door handle break user?"
>"why yes, yes it did"
>"oh, so that's why the locksmith was fixing your door this morning"
>mfw he doesn't suspect a thing

You are gay in denial and scared you might like bumfucking

Disregarding OP roommates rape is a common thing though.

2 steve irwins going at it?
hot.

>implying it's difficult to pick a lock

Cmon senpai.

>implying brain dead faggots know how to do that

lel, every faggot I have ever met has been a bumbling fucking idiot

Do you also think that OP wants to kill and replace his roommate, rent the room to the locksmith and bum fuck him at night?

Kill the fag

So you're scared of being raped because you have a gay roommate?

Jesus you're a pathetic cunt m8, consult your idiotic issues before you go bragging on the internet for being a dunce.

It's a legit concern tbqh, male rape is a prevalent issue throughout the world despite what you hear on tumblr

t. Sodomite

We don't like your kind faggot

Why not just get a new roommate if you're so afraid?

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.

Sometimes a bumfuck is just a bumfuck.

We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love.

Bumfuck him first to establish dominance in the household.

>pls open urself to rape to not hurt my feelings k thnx bye

Wow you're a huge vagina.

I have a question. Instead of being obtuse why don't you just assert yourself and get a different roomate if you're going to be such a giant vagina?

yeh. most faggots would rather be fucked than fuck.

>tfw no aggressive, faggot-hating roommate to hatefuck me

That's very deep

If you're legitimately afraid of someone because they're gay just go ahead and say it.

We're listening.

You're afraid of someone who doesn't like pussy. That's fine. Are you not a man though? Can you not defend yourself?

I'm a pussymongerer myself, but I've never been scared of someone who likes men.

What is wrong with you people?

No one's afraid of a faggot. We're just disgusted by your mental illness and disgusting practices.

OMG MY ROOMATE IS GAY
IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIM
WHAT IF HE TRIES TO FUCK ME

This is how these people with no social experience sound.

This OP,if he tries to butt rape you just stab him with your Bowie Knife.

I feel like you're that autistic leaf that spams random scenarios

I don't think you can read. I'm a straight person who has never had sexual contact with a man.

If you don't like gay people you don't have to, that's fine.

What I'm iterating is that OP is saying that he feels threatened because he found out he has a gay roomate.

Guess what? Just because a dude is gay doesn't mean he wants to fuck you. I'm so sorry if that hurts your fragile ego.

>afraid of prissy gays

ooh! high-pitched voices and feminine mannerisms! sooooo scary! lmao, I'm fucking shitting myself right now hahhahaha

No, I just don't want to be in the same house as a disease-riddled mentally handicapped parasite, I might as well bunk down with a tape worm instead, probably more hygienic in the long run

>"hey user, me and jamal accidentally sprayed our HIV-pos cum all over the lounge last night, so be careful not to sit on it!"

Delet

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t. someone who has literally never met a gay in his life

We're going to kill you along with them. Fag-enabler.

You'll burn in hell for eternity alongside them

>Find a trap/crossdresser Australian who's at least an 80% pass
>Want to plow him til he bleeds but I'm straight and a virgin
>Need to lose my virginity to a chick before I can fuck him

Jesus you're such a faggot. No I don't mean a gay person. I mean you're a weak piece of shit who can't see a person as a person.

You don't deserve friendship and you don't deserve for anyone to have your back.

Enjoy your friendless life you judgemental cunt.

By the way, the people who are as self righteous as you are aren't actually your friends.

I like Aussies, but you're a little baby.

Fuck off, your opinions are meaningless.

>fags
>people

o i am laffin

Why are you so butthurt? Are you a poo pusher? lel

Kill yourself Sodomite.

i dont think you have t.b.h.

Of course I have you nonce I grew up in a city of 3 million people.

Nice b8 bud, it's been good bantering with you.

Goodnight, I hope the Aus and Maple don't end up cummig in each other's mouths by the time this thread hits the bump limit.

should all women be scared of straight men as well?

>not raping him first to establish sexual dominance

why would you have a gay roomate if you feel awkward around them

Why did you pick a faggot in the first place

>get a gay roommate
>treat him like a normal human being
>he is nice and never hits on me
>we mind each other's own business
>life is good

must suck being delusional like you OP

>Instead of being obtuse why don't you just assert yourself and get a different roomate if you're going to be such a giant vagina?

You do know people do this to non-whites all the time.

They are lol.

wear a buttplug so he can't bum you

>let gay friend stay at my place one night
>wake up in the middle of the night with underwear pulled down to ankles
>half asleep and still tired so just pull them up and go back to sleep

Faggot probably got put off by how bad my dick smelt

this

I think most gay neighbor wants to do blowjob. Or ask to fuck him. According to statistics, the majority of gay liabilities.

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>We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love.
Deep. Balls deep.

That is maybe because you live in a prison country for mentally retarded people.

why you living with him then?

>the butthurt bumfuckers and bumfuckeds ITT

>roommate

housemate you fucking retard. he doesn't share a room with you.

>We don't like your kind faggot
You do realize where you are Leaf?

Calling a locksmith to put a lock on your door, how inept of a man you are ?

>not going to youtube and learning the skill to replace your own lock

> ?

>american moves into our dorm
>he has allergies and we can no longer keep our cat or eat peanuts etc. according to the student housing landlord
>come winter holidays
>everyone leaves town for families except him
>mfw we change the router password so he can't use the internet to skype with his family
>it is locked in a steel box he can't open

first one to return to the dorm room today to check on results, been away for 3 weeks

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