/cric/ ENGLAND vs PAKISTAN

282 for 6 (Misbah 110* Shafiq 73 Woakes 4-45)

>16 posts early
proxy off threadcunt

posting in a wankush thread

can't wait to watch amir bowl lads

I didn't make this thread.

can't wait to watch cook bat lads

yes you did

this test is gonna be a blast lads

haha no I didn't.

i just remembered these pakis beat us in the dessert last year 2-0

tfw Indians killing Kashmiris openly on the streets and the whole world is silent.

cricket is gay

series prediction tier list-

patrician tier-
2-2

high tier-
3-1 pak

mid tier-
3-1 eng

low tier-
anything involving a draw

ashes watcher tier-
4-0 england

paki tier-
4-0 pak

everybody post boipucci, everybody rate

dont jihad us lad

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nobody cares about brown people dying mate

Kashmir's in a worse position than Palestine. At least Israel gets lots of negative coverage when they pull some shit.

how many will pakistan score lads

Can't afford to pay my Internet bill this month lads, lost my money betting on the Swans vs Hawks match

>they pull some shit
that's a weird way to say "defend itself"

bullshit

if that were the case, France wouldn't be on the frontpage of every newsoutlet atm

what part of the FATA are you from m8?

dont steal my namefag. use another bookie. Thanks

Kashmir is rightful Indian clay tbqh

> German

what

Can't afford to pay my Internet bill this month lads, lost my money betting on the Swans vs Hawks match

t. Sandeep Patel

>2-1 with the fourth match decider not Roman Emperor-tier

>germans defending the jews
what a sorry state of affairs

>taking sides at all

Maybe they should stop ass raping their citizens then.

>illegally build settlements
>settlers get killed in retaliation
>OMG WE GOOD BOIZ WE DINDU NUFFIN

settlers are literal colonizers. killing them shouldn't even be frowned upon.
they know what they are signing up for when they take someone's land and call it their own.

>unironically defending Hamas

Just kill yourself. You are so contrarian you are just a fucking parody at this point.

It boggles my mind that there are still people on earth squabbling over worthless clay

>lightly banter Israel
>krazykike spouts his ad hominems as usual
>OMG U R LE HUMMUS TERRORORORISTS

toppest kek

I literally know more about the Israel/Palestine conflict than you ever will.

This is a ridiculous arguement. Literally every piece of clay on this planet has been 'colonised' and conquered from someone and by someone at at some point in history.

99% of the population of Australia are 'colonists' or the descendants of colonists. The Abos, colonists themselves (they weren't the first human occupants of Australia), are more than welcome to try and kill that 99%

It says a lot about Jews that they can be given a tiny strip of land and still turn it into one of the most hated places on Earth.

1400

what's a good stream for an iPad?

What an enlightened, informative musing from krazyredditscholar.

Who is this semen demon

>I literally know more about the Israel/Palestine conflict than you ever will.

Good for you. Want a golden star for your vast and superior knowledge of a conflict that has absolutely zero geo-polticial relevance to New Zealand and absolutely zero application to you personally?

this 2bqh

>statschink is a mudslime

the plot thickens

KEK, the absolute state of this passive aggression

It literally makes you SEETHE that I objectively know more, and you've even accepted it by this point, which is why you're pathetically trying to demean it to retain some delusional level of a moral high ground. Classic Zerobese damage control

I love how I perfectly called you out on the sad fact that your greatest confidant is a stanger on the internet who would literally skin you alive, and you were too much of a gutless pussy to even reply to it.

Run away with your tail behind your legs like you always do, little boy. Oh wait - you won't. Your massive inferiority complex towards England still overpowers the need to preserve your dignity. You would literally spend a Friday night getting verbally eviscerated with truth bombs if it meant you could continue watching a game between two countries you are not a part of. And you have the fucking nerve to belittle my geopolitical awareness. KEK.

NECK. YOUR. SELF.

nothing more off-putting in a porno than an aesthetic dick

literally when browsing for porn videos the quality of the dick is one of my main criteria

>B-BUT BANGLADESH IS A GREAT, STABLE AND PROSPEROUD COUNTRY
>B-B-B-BUT INDONESIA IS A PARADISE
>LE FUGG LE JOOS XDDD

KEK

Literally all makes sense now

Reminder this is the same bitchboy who freely gives his unwarranted opinions on politics at all times, but absolutely loses it when someone disagrees and outsmarts him on his own half-baked views.

You vile, repulsive cocksucker.

*unaesthetic

>being this BTFO in logical, rational argument that you revert to your default tactic of strawmen ad homs while not even having the SPINE to directly reply to me

KEK

It makes me very happy to know I have broken the back of krazykrezja and castrated him like the pariah dog that he is.

can the Australasians here stay all night pls

yesterday the thread was awful

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>I love how I perfectly called you out on the sad fact that your greatest confidant is a stanger on the internet who would literally skin you alive, and you were too much of a gutless pussy to even reply to it.

I did respond to that, but I'll repeat myself. You're projecting your own failures and insecurities onto a stranger on the internet that you know literally nothing about. You need to seek professional help.

>the Jews are our greatest ally
>there is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>criticizing Israel makes you an anti-Semitic terrorist

would not expect anything less from krazyleddit

>"It says a lot about Jews that they can be given a tiny strip of land and still turn it into one of the most hated places on Earth."

>this is a "logical, rational argument"

>>the Jews are our greatest ally
no, that's America and the UK. The Jews aren't allies at all. They are at a stretch partners. But basically irrelevant.

>>there is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
True


>>criticizing Israel makes you an anti-Semitic terrorist
Or a socialist alternative member and greens voter

>LE I LE PITY YOU SO I LE HAVE LE MORAL HIGH GROUND

CLASSIC Zerogoose. You're not even hiding it now. You fabricated this whole krazykuckold persona just so that you could make a return to this shithole that you coveted so much, without sacrificing your so called dignity after that "graceful" exit.

You literally did not respond to my post. Quit your lying. And YOU are projecting your OWN fallacies onto me so you can vent against the parts of yourself that you hate the most. You self-loathing, spineless civil servant.

If you don't like the mirror reflection, maybe you should change your face, ok?

t. mutilated cock holder

Neither Socialist nor Greens, so there goes your strawman. Proud ACT voter my whole life.

I think you're missing my arguement entirely.

From the start, I've said you have literally no good reason to have any strong opinion on the Israel/Palestine conflict.

The only acceptable answer is that you don't give a shit about some shithole on the otherside of the world that has literally nothing to do with you.

Unless it does have something to do with you. In which case I was right.

How about that cricket eh lads

how do we get the Jews to play cricket?

kys daniel go back to posting your shitty lyrics on instagram

looks a little cloudy lads

any decent streaming link that is not acestream and not shit tier quality.

Yes, there are quite a few

these look like the most boring bunch of guys ever

What is the progressive rock of bowling deliveries?

It's meant to be representative of their boring bunch of music

Gotta be something that takes ages to build to absolutely nothing

Arm ball

Daniel should grow a beard

The guy on the far right looks like a pissed off lesbian librarian who's going through menopause

mind providing some.

>should
I'm sure he tries every day lad, it's not a matter of 'should'

you now remember Kamran Akmal

Just use acestream

Anything to cover up even a cubic centremeter of his face would be a vast improvment

>tfw not allowed to grow a beard

Will Woakes get a 5-for?

>Manlet in the Middle

you might be gay mate

Might oil my bat lads

university net, no p2p.

Is daniel taller than we thought or are they all just manlets?

What's with the meme squat that Younus and Sarfraz have going

he said he was 5'10" iirc

so that guy must be like 5'6"

sarfraz is a good cricketer

Sarf my man.

Quads confirm

Anyone know the mob that Zampa used for his gyprocking?

He lied

Who is the progressive rock of batsmen?

>le pushup meme

Great, just what we needed

literally Kane

if he wasnt a pro cricketer he'd probably be in that band

>The Dark Turd

Nah he does look about 5'10

That's STILL manlet tier

Loosens up the anus shaft so they can shit before they play. Mine is naturally loose

fatcunt detected

isn't the average height of your people like 5'4 ?

odds arent good for you my man

Friendly reminder that all "men" under 6'1" should forcibly be given HRT and turned into qt submissive traps built to satisfy their real male masters.

>endurance bodyweight exercises sure do pack on the muscle and burn that fat guys!!

Cryptofatty detected

Way ahead of you m8
My girlfriend (male) and I are the happiest couple ever