Okay here's a story

okay here's a story
>in the bus, on my way home
>driver stops to get people abroad
>qt3.14 9/10 gets on, fake blonde but would bang anyway
>stand still and don't do anything, go down to the same station as usual
>2 weeks later see her again
>this time i stand up and sit next to her
>tried to look a bit lonely
>end up looking like a creep
>nothing happens and get down at the same stop
cont.

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continue

Cont I guess

We don't have all day user

OP my faghomerta starting to pick up high readings in your direction.

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>I was only 12 years old
>I loved Dragonball Z so much, I had all the merchandise, movies and games
>I raise my hands and give my energy to Goku every night, thanking him for saving the Earth
>”Goku is love” I say “Goku is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a clown
>I knew he was secretly a Vegeta fan
>I call him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to bed
>Im crying now and my face hurts
>I lie in bed and shudder
>I sense a massive power level coming towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its Goku
>I'm so happy
>He whispers in my ear “I am the hope of the Universe”
>He forces me to my hands and knees with a mighty power increase
>Im ready
>I spread my cheeks for Goku
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Goku
>I feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Goku
>He lets out a mighty cry as he goes Super Saiyan and fills my butt with his Kamehameha wave
>My dad walks in
>Goku looks him straight in the eye and cries, “You fool!”
>Goku raises two fingers to his head and uses his Instant Transmission technique
>Goku is love, Goku is life

You're holding it on the wrong side

>tried to look a bit lonely

Because that's what beautiful women want in a man. You blew it, OP, and I think you always will.

Talk to her. Ask her if she is scared or something. If she says yes then touch her inappropriately if no then tell her never ride this bus again.

>one year later
>bigger bro asks me if i want him to take me to school.
>"k why not"
>tells me he has to pick up a friend of his back in the day when he was in primary school, that was btw someone i knew as well
>"fine"
>get there and i see the same fucking girl from the bus
>she's all happy
>until she sees me
>"h-h-hi, i-i-it's been a while"
>y-yeeeah
>awkward silence for the next 40 km

How to gf 101

Why silence? You need to talk op. Looking lonely can't be your ultimate pick-up trick

this actually works if you almost look as good as me.

Nah dawg everyone knows bitches love the lonely, quiet guy routine. She'll pick up on the fact that you're a nice guy, unlike all those loudmouth Chads who just want her for her holes.

Quite smart thinking indeed mister user

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you know, OP, when you use immature bullshit like "qt3.14" - that s when you lose your credibility.
Also, that s where I stopped reading.

Much obliged gentlesir.

You can't even post on a Thai Noodle Trading site without being autistic.

dont listen to these beta fucks, quietness will only make it worse. since you are already categorized as a creep.
most important for you is to ask her questions and pick up on anything you can remotely relate to. try to be funny, and once it starts to get intense, fuck the shit out of her, pleasure her to max extend. she has no fucking clue how to fuck, take that advantage and make her yours. once you have enough of her, dump her immediately and repeat the above process with random girl you like. do this until you are 25 or above.
thank me later.

Keks were had.

>not picking up the sarcasm
>posts actually legit advice but still stupid
>proceeds to suck some dick