where have you masturbated/jizzed that was highly taboo?
Where have you masturbated/jizzed that was highly taboo?
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at work in the freezer..balls were emptied
While on a holiday I jerked into my gfs 19 year old sister's bikini bottoms, which she then put on about 20 minutes after and i saw her wearing by the pool. I dont think she noticed but i loved that my load was touching her pussy.
On a totally seperate occasion, one night I had a shower at my gfs parents place (where her sister lives), and saw a pile of her clothes in there. instantly jerked and came a HUGE load into the sole of one of her white leather high heels. After i had showered, my gf, the sister and i were all in that bathroom getting ready to go out, and she put the heels on right in front of me and my gf. I watched as she put her foot in the shoe, coverng it in my jizz, then say "oooo" pull the foot out and wipe the cum off with her hand. See my cum in her hand in front of my gf scared the shit out of me but was incredible hot. Luckily she just thought it was spilt liquid hand soap and wiped it all off with tissue paper.
oh and the same sister once walked in on me while jerking it in my bed. She didnt knock since we have very few boundaries, but i did at least have time to pull up the covers and close my laptop. She then came and kneeled on the bed, with one knee on each side of my lower leg (essentially straddling my foot). I laid there completely naked, with my cock pulsing, barely covered, feeling the warmth of her pussy/ass hovering above my ankle. She was there for about 10 minutes telling me about her night out, and her eyes wandered multiple times down my stomach (this isnt weird tho, we openly talk about finding each other hot since she looks just like my gf just younger). I was so close to making a move that day. Luckily I held on and belted one out once she left. Nearly ruined a great situation.
Sure have, In my bosses coffee pot before work.
male or female boss?
Few years back I was an organist working in funeral chapel. I was hidden above the entrance, so I often masturbated during ceremony. Now whenever I hear loud crying/mourning I get a semi.
gf's little sisters panties (which girlfriend had stolen and put on)
mom's clothes (ex gf used to put on her panties/clothes/perfume/makeup and we would fuck and i would cum all over her stuff)
neighbors dog's pussy (which ex gf then licked clean)
she was a freak and super fun but cheated on me with maybe 4 people so it didn't work out then. i think in retrospect i should have just realized she was too much of a slut to be monogamous and been cool with it, although my current gf is way hotter and a far better person.
Went to a friend's house for a party about a year ago. Smoked a fuckton of herb and drank about 5 or 6 shots of rum, then kicked back and relaxed till everyone else fell asleep (I was the only 3rd shift worker there)
Eventually got bored and started browsing Sup Forums, came across some decent pron, then my dumb buzzed horny ass decided to sneak away to the upstairs bathroom to jack it. Took like 30 minutes because I was so blazed I kept forgetting what I was doing. Don't think anyone ever noticed. Orgasm was pretty normal feeling but lasted a while so that was a plus
In my sister in laws hair while she slept on my couch.
is she hot?
In my cousin's panties, so many times
More than a few friend's also
She's nerdy but big tits. Awkward almost sperg. Big lips, big tits, big ass but almost no social skills. That was when she was MUCH younger. I've known her for 16 years and she's 21 now.
hot, any pics of her?
Any pics to share?
No. I'm fairly sure she browses b. Can't risk it
In the back of my car outside a Payless shoe source.
in my friend's sister's lotion and in her bras. I snuck in her room while everyone was asleep and she was gone. I would pull out all her underwear (she was 17 so she had alot) and leave big loads in her bras. I used her sweatbands to keep my cock hard and sampled her perfumed lotions as I fapped.
Masturbated on my gf's younger sister's bed. She had had a cold so there were tissues by her bed, so I emptied my load into some tissue and left it with the others.
Ever get caught or close to getting caught?
In the office at work to loli porn.
I kid you not.
There's no decent porn on Sup Forums
Nope. she probably thought it was her bro.
can you share the pic? xD
My own face
On a sandwich
In my coffee
Public soap dispenser
In a library book while at the library
Under a desk at library
Into a pregnant woman's mouth
Into a twinky
Soap dish in hotel showers
You have anymore stories?
Wtf.. This ain't taboo, it's just boring norm jiz
You're a massive faggot for not sexing the sister. She obviously gave green light.
right? i would've asked her on her knees and blew my load right across her forehead and down her face on her clothes
Go on :^)
Or maybe he just has respect for his girlfriend
post pics nigga
Funnily enough the loli pics were on Twitter - can't remember the specific ones.
Although I also jerked off to this pic at work (she's 18+).
It was pretty risky. My little office was empty, but it's right next to a big office and near the communal toilets.
I've done it about 3 times.
been with my ex for more than two years.
came on her panties and bras at first
started to cum on her tops and shirts aswell
basically came over all her clothing
she never found out
still love to see her wearing these things
Mu friend was downstairs smoking while I was rubbing my nuts and cock on her phone jerking it
I jerked off to my sons fap video he sent his gf. In fact, ive jerked off to it plenty of times
now thats fucked up. im glad you missed your quads by one
Long time ago when i was around 17.
Big cumshot on my at the time 12 yo sisters small but still there breasts.
The thought of getting caught jerking off to lolis is so hot! Would love to see any other images you've jerked to at work~
Is she Jewish?
jerked with her bag, jacket and phone while she was away. also took creep pics of her - not interessting ones, just normal outfits and bad quality.. but loved to perv her
Does she remember?
Could be some fucked up awkward history that'll come out later on.
I went to pick up some Chinese food for my coworkers back when I was a lifeguard. Jerked off into the girls food and mixed it in before getting back to the pool. Watched them eat every bit.
Nah just a long ass nose
Ha happy you think it's hot.
It does get my pulse racing because of the risk of getting caught, but also the fact it's loli rather than ordinary porn would make it 10x worse getting caught.
I don't want to make it a habit though.
Don't have any other pictures I've jerked off to at work - I don't usually save the pics. Have this one on me, though.
Friend's 13yo daughter stays weekend at our house
Because both parents working overnight shifts
Leaves bikini in guest bathroom to dry
Talking about going to the pool at noon
11:30 go to bathroom and bust huge load into bikini bottoms
Spread it around so its not one big puddle of cum
She changes into bikini shortly after I leave
We all go to pool. She lays out in the sun for an hour or so.
Thinking about my cum getting all over her pussy
Having hard time hiding diamond hard dick
Goes swimming for a bit then we head back to my house
MFW I find out from friend 2 months later that she is preggo
MFW it gets blamed on her black BF
Friend is really religious but decides abortion OK because no black baby
Friend struggles with being religious hypocrite and racist
Daughter comes to hang out again about a month later
Talk about what happened
She confides that she never had sex with BF
They just dry humped with clothes on
Now this poor girl thinks its possibly to get pregnant that way
Living in countryside in my childhood.
Bored and horny and stupid
Make a hole in the backyard's ground (dirt)
Fuck my land bro.
You are a terrible person.
Jizzed into the waterbottle of my tutor at my house while she was in the bathroom. Was bout to bust a nut when I saw her drinking it. Rubbed my cock all over her phone and belongings through similar visits.
We rent out our basement and some of our tenants had daughters (my age then) who I would jerk off to with their panties while they were away.
Thanks! Gonna cum to this for sure. I'll even leave my door open xD
Masturbated in my wife's vagina; got the hand and cock in there and went to town.
She should didnt drug her or anything... We did a lot more than that but i loved to see her covered and she did as well. Till she turned 16 she got a boyfriend so it stopped.
In the soap dispenser in the bathroom at work, Thinking of my sjw lesbian coworker putting it on her hands made me fucking diamonds
On a water slide
Did she help you?
That story really made me laugh haha
I think i would just be happy in this situation
because i´m a sick asshole haha
I know :-(
Most of the times she did it all herself so i like to call it help.
cool story, bro.
While house hunting, I stole a pair of used panties from the old owner's high school aged daughters room. Fapped with it regularly
nope, just Israeli.
If she was helping, then she was sucking?
Shot my cum on my cousins pyjama when I was 15 and she was 13. Thinking about it, I was hell lucky that she didnt notice the cum stains...
Sisters don't count.
I'm actually 95% sure that she was lying to me about how far she had gone with her BF, thinking I'd tell her parents what she told me.
Its highly unlikely she got preggo from cum laden bikini bottoms...and she probably did get bred by her black BF.
Only 5% un-sure because its a helluva coincidence.
Sometimes she did yes.
But most of the times i would make her cum en she would do the same lucky me she came easy since i was not that old myself had no idea how to first time i did that with her. First time i found out she loved to get it over her body and smear it all over her belly.
Weard at first but it was very hot to massage her with my cum so that pretty much leaded to me amd my sis having sex for some time...
And the himen?
I masterbated on my gf's best friend when she was passed out drunk.
Came all over her face.
She woke up and thought we put lotion on her face as a joke. She rubbed it all over her face
Inside a black woman. Felt good until she tried telling me she was pregnant
Fist goes in vagina. Hand goes in vagina in fist. Pretty simple. Although it may take awhile to get the first part to work.
My wife's younger sister is staying with us for a while and every night while they are all asleep I cum all over her panties.
Didn't come up (that would be weird). She rides horses a lot, so wouldn't be surprised if that she was already destroyed.
I´d love to fuck a passed out girl
Jerked off while getting a haircut from a hot blonde hairstylist. Underneath the apron, unzipped and pulled dick out, and stroked slowly, blew huge load in my pants.
Its highly unlikely she got preggo from cum laden bikini bottoms
it's not "highly unlikely", you moron. it's impossible.
It's a lot of fun and the thrill of getting caught makes it that much better.
This girl was really slutty when she drank.
Did she already know how or teach her?
Swedish class in high school. Swedish wasn't for me and the girl sitting in front of me was a sporty blonde with the best as known to mankind, so I spent my time better.
I wanna cum all over a cute lolis face ;_;
It's a blast. If fucked more that a few drunk/drugged passed out girls. Some of them anally. I actually shaved one passed out girl as a joke. My wife and the girls' gf thought it was funny as fuck. Ecstasy is a wonderful drug.
Fucked my ex in the church bathroom
My best friends moms bed completely naked while sniffing her panties and licking her dried cum off her dildo
Really? Where was ur friend
Should have put your cum on the dildo, sorta like a trade.
I was cleaning out a kindergarden with some polish workers when i was 15, came in a container of juice and put it back
We learned together started when she was 8 and i was13 so we did prettty much try anything we wanted to learn.
i even think i would do it only for the thrill
i´m actually kinda ´mentaly sick´ i mean i never had any problems ! I just want to cross the border
haha when i will be able to fuck someone while they passed i will make a thread
hnnnnggggg fuck! I want pics!
How old was she at the time?
How did that even start?
yeah a pic would be awesome
The hymen can't be torn from riding horses and even if its torn by a dick its been know to grow back and heal itself to even smaller
This is probably my favorite and I badly want to try this.
"The question “how long does sperm live outside the body?” also does not have a definite answer. Nevertheless, sperm can only survive for about 20 minutes to an hour depending on its level of exposure to the air and environmental factors. After ejaculation, semen dries up, rendering the sperm useless."
Well mostly stupid luck some idiot sended her something wat i think was not meant for her. Girls and boys in well you get it probaply.
So she started asking anything about it to me and at some point she just asked me if i could learn her . And well i was kinda shocked at first bit well also 13yo and horny as hell so just told her we could try it together but i was pretty much clueless myself at the time.
So.we tried anything we had seen in that videofile of fount on google.
Some.people say its weird or worse but i speak as one that really liked it she did to i mean went on for years.
First fuck with my then 9 yo sister. was a nice time
be me 14-15 yo or so
be camping with family
wants to wank
find nearest public toilet
pretty nasty but will do for a quick wank
lock the door
start beating the meat with the front at the door
jerking, wondering whether people outside can hear it
hearing footsteps outside the door
getting scared putting meat back in pants
was nothing anyways
start fapping again
hears footsteps again, thinks nothing of it
fat german dude with huge bushy moustach opens door
before i can react the beast are staring me straight in the eyes
he rushes out
never seen him again
Most embarassing fap i have ever had
when I was maybe 14 ish my cousin was around 10 y/o and she was on my lap (cant remember why) was just playing or something idk but then i got a really hard and gripped the upper parts of her thighs hard and started sliding her little butt back and forth over my cock (clothes were on of course). at first she didnt really say anything but then i was getting close to cumming and she said "what are you doing?" but as she said that i started cumming a huge load into my pants and i couldnt even respond. let her off my lap and it was the end of that. dont regret it at all.
to this day I've tried to get her to have sex with me so many times but have ended up short. I usually ask "have you had sex before, do you want to try it?" and she'd say "no" and give me a weird stare where i can't tell if she wants to do it or thinks im weird. i've takin creep shots off her ass so many times. when she's over at the house i always have to go in the bathroom and get a load off because i get so hard. I'm 20 now and she's 16. She does gymnastics and her body is fucking 10/10. her mom (my aunt) also did gymnastics and when I was really young maybe 10 I would sniff her bras and panties and peak through the shower curtain when she was going to the bathroom
Inside my mother...
I once wanked one off on an old lady before they closed the casket.
taking shitty state wide tests
desks get spread out to keep answers "safe"
finish about 30 minutes earlier than everyone else because most 5th graders are retarded
don't want to walk up and turn test in yet
realize i have hole in right pants pocket
slowly over the next 30 minutes while everyone is taking their tests i'm stroking myself through my pocket
nobody notices because of how slow i have to go
after i orgasm i wait another 3 or so minutes before turning my test in
No wet spot?
No joke, my grandmother's funeral in the bathroom at the funeral home. It's not that I have a weird fetish or anything. I was just like 14 and really horny and honestly my grandma and I were not close whatsoever so it didn't really bother me that she passed, it was peaceful in her sleep and shit.
Still, that's some self cringe shit.
not everyone can "cum" at that age.
when i was in high school the desks were at the perfect height where i could slide my cock over or under a little metal bar through my jeans. i probably came over 20 times in class during my middle school years. and of course i always did it when there was a hot girl in my view
Be me in college library.
Play games and read hentai on their pcs.
Often get boners and love the feel.
Closes at 9 or midnight at times.
Its fall so its dark and cold out
Leave the library when it closes.
Nobody else can be seen
Walking home there is a big dumbass modern art statue.
Coat on I pull my duck out of my pants far enough to fap.
Blow my load in the grass while leaning on statue.
Not to far away I see two hotties walking.
Deeply enbaressed I hope they dont report me.
They probably didnt notice.
I do it at work all the time
But more recently my girlfriends 17yo old sister. She's a bit weird and a bit of a cunt but has a sweet ass. She used to leave her dirty pants around so I used to steal them and sniff them while I busted my nut.
can you share a pic ?
Not cringy at all, it was just a bathroom and you didnt think of her while you jerked i suppose
in the classroom i hope noone noticed
Did it on a top of a hill every day for over one month.
The thought of getting caught was what turned me on so greatly.
Were you standing or laying in the grass?
fucked my ex gf in her church's playroom (a play where they take toddlers after the mass or some shit) came inside her sweet cunt
Me and my girlfriend like to fuck in changing rooms every now and then. At the end I would sometimes cum on the clothing she was trying on. Been caught a few times but the excitement is worth it.
While staying in my hotel room for a con, I came out the window on the 8th floor onto the sidewalk below.
mfw it could have landed on some kid's ice cream or some bald guy's head
user, are you Jake's 16-year-old gymnast cousin, and if so, post proof you're 10/10?
In the back of chemistry class while they were running a movie about some shit. It was at a 2 person desk/table and I'm pretty sure the girl sitting next to me knew because she couldn't even make eye contact with me after that.
I Fucked a coworker in my bosses office during work. But her over a Macbeth booth and fucker her until I shot a load deep in her pussy.
I bought a nighty for a "friend" I had that moved out of state. came in the crotch of the panties a few times before mailing them to her
At school, middle school.
Had karate class so we wore those baggy pants and we were barefoot in the dojo. Being a footfag I got turned on by tge girl's feet even though their faces were meh, 4/10 they had some very cute feet. Jerked it to that really quick through my pants, basically I was just squeezing my dick and letting go off it rapidly but hey! That worked.
Never got caught and the dojo didn't have cameras.
Seems like she has a nice pair of tits, got more?
Thats a good maneuver if you have to stay stealthy
Came on a girls tough brush a couple of times. Once she asked who had bin using hers because it was still wet. Also I don't leave mine in the bathroom any more. You never know.
in a pot of mac and cheese I made for my gf, her friend came over and enjoyed a big bowl of it too. I still laugh about it.
Yeah it's some slick shit. Kek
On my receptionists water bottle
On my stepmoms dildo
Fucking normie nigger
Check em and top kek. Dude, that sucks ass.
What got you off, user? Dissecting a frog?
At school. Both in class and in the bathroom. Its sad because i started doing this in college...
Jizzed in the face lotion of my friends sister. Did it a few times over a few days.
Dick is diamonds thinking about her rubbing it all over her face over the next few weeks.
Still think about it.
School, I was working there. I went there very early, no one else really wasn't there so I wen't to a classroom, opened computer, watched porn and came.
this but my own mothers panties and dildo. she used to, I'm sure pretend, sleep on couch and I'd masturbate over her.
did it while driving once. it was a long open stretch. no one saw.
Wife had a pink dildo she used on me, found out it was missing. Stepson had it
Every night for the past month I've been going for walk between 1 and 3 am. On each of these walks I go to a couple of public parks and strip off all of my clothes and then walk around completely naked.
One of the parks is lined by houses so anyone looking out of their windows could probably see me, and the other park is along a fairly busy street.
After walking around naked for a bit I sit on a park bench and start playing with my cock getting it nice and hard and then in full view of the street, I masturbate and cum all over myself.
I then lick up all my cum and then get dressed and go home.
I'm currently trying to hook up with guys on squirt dot org so that they can meet me in the park and I can suck them off and swallow their cum while I jack off.
oh fuck. thankfully in sure it was her cum on the dildo.
Mine mostly been in my ass more
It was one of those pink 12 inch suction cup dildos
school, university, car, work
Be 14. Classroom at church during a worship service. Pretended to be sick and need to nap on couch in the classroom. Everyone left for service. Happily jerking off when Pastors 13 yo daughter (7/10) walks in. Finished jerking me off on her breasts.
Friend comes over to smoke weed and listen to music
She's wearing these tight cargo shorts that show off her fat ass
She smokes a bowl and takes a nap on my couch
is sleeping on her stomach
Staring at her fat ass
cant contain my animal instincts
Pull my cock out
Stand over her and just start stroking my cock
Spray my load over my hand and let some cum drop on her fat ass
She wakes up moments later and is oblivious
thats the stoners dream.
got pics of her ass?
My boss keeps nylons in her desk for emergency meetings
alone late at the office
take a pair
go to women's bathroom
put on nylons
jerk off three times
How did she just let you jerk off onto her breasts? Did you ask her? Or did she catch you masturbating? Or were you two like in a relationship/liked each other?
she fell asleep on the couch drunk. wearing a denim skirt. curled up in fetal position. i was at the end of the couch and had a perfect view of her panties. they were white and silky looking.
i leaned my body over and planted a full cupped hand over her fat pussy and gave a gentle squeeze.
no reaction. cupped her tits. no reaction.
friend stepped out to get chips so we were along. i pinched her skirt up just a touch more and i stood over her and jerked off to her. i came as the friend came back.
My parents were the Pastor's right handed people. We spent a lot of time together while they were in meetings. Our first meeting when they moved in was me carrying her full panty drawer in from the moving van (I was 13 and she was 12). Not sure how they let that happen. Always some sexual tension but never a relationship.
She caught me and laughed and then asked if she could help.
In a croissant
Ever since me and my friend were little kids we would sleep in the same bed when we would sleep over each others house.
Since the age of about 13 when I started masturbating, whenever we would sleep together I would wait until he would fall asleep and then I would jack off right beside him.
After doing this a couple times I got bolder and started playing with my friends cock while I would jack off, and then got even bolder and I started sucking him off while I would play with my cock.
The more I sucked his cock the more I loved it and whenever we would sleep together I would just suck him off to completion before even jacking off.
We were 16 years old before he finally caught me blowing him, when he woke up in the middle of the blowjob I was giving him.
it scared the fuck out of me when I heard him asking me what I was doing and I appologized to him right away and asked him if he wanted me to stop but luckily he said no, so I went right back to sucking his cock and let him cum in my mouth.
I wasn't sure if he was going to be mad at me or what so I wanted to make the blowjob as pleasureable as possible for him and I swallowed his cum for the first time.
Every time I would sleep over his house after that, as soon as we would be in bed together, he would just ask me to suck his dick again so I would slide down between his legs and take his cock in my mouth and blow him and then would eagerly swallow his cum even though I did not like the taste of it.
I lived in a house with 4 other people, one of whom was my ex who happened t be the girl i lost my virginity to. I would watch her get fucked throught a crack in the wall, the crack in the bathroom doow, whatever, wherever. The vents carried noise, so I would masturbate to the sound of her moaning. Watch her shower. I'd sneak into her room while she was at work and masturbate while looking at nudes she sent me. One night we were demonstrating sex positions to one another that we thought the other should try. She was sorta grinding on my dick every time i showed her one even though i knew she wouldn't fuck me. I came in her lotion and shampoo. On her vibrator. in her panties. lots of good times. i would fuck my girlfriend at the time while my ex was getting fucked. She got off on the degradation. She knew I wanted my ex, and she wanted to be her. She wanted to eat my cum out of my ex's pussy. It was so hot
A bunch of times in my sister's panties, in her shampoo, into dirty socks I've stolen from her friends.. friends little sister's panties.. o and my aunt's panties. She found them with my cum and put them in my bag c:
My old highschool had this one absolutely RANCID bathroom.
Like going in there you're immediately greeted by a wall of old piss smell, and going further in it only gets stronger, mingled with mildew and shit
Piss was all over the ground nobody flushed the toilets it was really something to see
So once in some shitty class I'm bored and end up going to this bathroom - it's particularly abhorrent today, and I lock myself in a stall and decide my contribution to the shithole would be some stale rotting cum
I think a teacher walked into the bathroom because they sounded older than a Highschooler. That put me off a bit.
Another time in a call with a bunch of my friends and I get bored so I try my hardest to keep conversation and act normal while fapping. Successfully nutted without being noticed.
She caught me and laughed and then asked if she could help.
This is one of my fetishes, just masturbate and have a random girl/friend of mine who is a girl catch me and offer to help. I feel like it's pretty rare for situations like that to happen, unless the girl likes you or finds you somewhat attractive.
Also you said there was sexual tension between you two so that probably explains why she offered to help.
in full classroom with someone next to me, I think over twenty times
at the movies
on the tram/train/bus
I always wanted to steal panties from girls but how do they not notice they have panties missing? I was always afraid of getting found out/caught, surely they'd know a pair has gone missing. I guess it depends on how many pairs they have, but if I stole a pair then I'm afraid they'd be like "user, did you steal some of my underwear? You were in my house and now I'm missing a pair."
Like it just frightens me
thats the dream.
Comes over to my place for some drinks
We're hanging out watching films and just bullshitting
She gets FUCKED UP drunk
Falls asleep on my bed
Her entire body is covered minus her feet
I love feet
They were covered with socks, but I don't care
pull my cock out and just start rubbing the tip of it against her soles
heart is beating fast, so I jerk my cock faster
Spray my load over her sock covered feet
wakes up next morning and is to hung over to realize with each step she takes, she's stepping on my dry cum
would love to blow a load in her hair
My friends had laundry baskets in their bathroom. Was so easy god I miss that
Nothing super special comes to mind, but I've done it at several rather weird places.
At least couple of times a week at work
at my mother-in-law's house wearing her panties (havent been crossdressing otherwise) while she was in the next room with an open door
Some other public places like empty parks and stuff too.
I house sat for my aunt once and I called my girlfriend at the time round, we figured my aunt would notice if you messed up her bed so we fucked on the floor in my baby cousins room and got jizz on the rug...
Not me but there was this urban legend when I was younger, everybody knew about it
From what I remember late one night some kid yanked it like 30-40 fucking times and died of a heart attack
Don't know if I was real or not but I knew some kids who supposedly knew the guy in question and they claim it is
Ex girlfriends younger sisters dirty socks.
I was smelling one and jacking off with the other.
You're gonna end up on a sex offender register bro.
im in a band.
driving home from practice
our female singer is driving and im the last one in the back getting dropped off.
i can see her face full in the rear view mirror. its almost 1130pm so its pitch black.
i take out my phone look up her instagram and jerk off to her bikini pics and her face in person while she drives.
i came on the back of the passenger seat. no one ever mentioned the stain.
Let's see one of her bikini pics?
what the fuck
date this hot lebanese girl
no sex until marriage and I wasn't planning on marry her
blue balls of hell
multiple fights and eventually we broke up
she asked me to return some stuff of hers I had on my house
before returning her stuff I emptied my balls on her "Holy" quran (a gift from her granny)
jizzed over several pages, closed the book and let it dry so it became glued
On a funeral when I was 13
Fuck that, I wanna see the stain.
Everytime I fly I jerk off whether at my seat or in the toilet, always have since I was 12. Caught a few times
School bathroom several times
With this bird, was to polite to shoot on her so the wardrobe + the wall took the brunt. she found it funny, thats all that matters.
The Vatican. I'm not kidding.
came in the food i made for a girl i was fucking around with who decided we had to stop. turns out she just got her braces off that day (she had just turned 20) so she couldn't eat. I threw my cum laced food in the garbage, so sad.
Office of a military base.
I'm a civilian.
i jerk off in this same cup every day then i lightly rinse it out, but over time the cum residue builds up more and more, and then when a girl comes over my house and asks for a drink i put it in the cum cup and say here you do enjoy, they never notice
At work.....when I've worked with minors.
Went into my stuck up blonde bimbo bitch coworkers lunch at work she put in the fridge at the beginning of the day, took it in my pocket into the bathroom, jizzed in it, wrapped it back up, put back in refrigerator. Did this probably hundreds of times over course of five years on the job. Smile to this day knowing how many of my babies were swimming in her belly and she digested pints if not gallons of my seed over that timeframe.
driving down interstate 85 coming north out of atlanta. steering wheel in one hand and a hard cock in the other. blew my load in a bojangles bag. good times
Who's this? Pornstar or random person?
are you his mother or father?
if you are the mom can you share some pics, no face required.
now that is a whole new level of loving your country.
so. fucking. hot.
please more, less clothes, or pics of cumming
Mirroring deleted post:
he was at work, left me at his house for a couple hours till he got back. His mom is a super milf single, 50, massive tits, thickest hips and fattest ass. Probably spent like two hours naked in her room going through her drawers it was heaven lol such an adrenaline rush
Name of this bitch?
I'm about 10-11, sister is 4 years younger. We used to fool around and touch each other...but never to any end result.
One night we're grinding through underwear. I take off my pants and carry on grinding.
First orgasm... all over her knickers and stomach.
Still fantasise about fucking her, jack off into her underwear and found nudes of her on her pc.
Second story: wife has a friend over, lot of sexual tension between us for years. Nothing ever happened though.
One night shes staying over and wearing some real short PJs. No panties. She sits cross legged on our bed while my wife is out of the room. I can see every inch of her lovely pussy. She makes eye contact with me and smiles...she knows i'm looking. Wife comes back into room, moment is over.
I bust the biggest load ever into my wifes friends dirty panties that night.
Share nudes if of age
In the back of a cop car
in a skilift
on my sis
into tuna then ate it
In the office of a high ranking military officer
Yes she is very much of age now. Not dumping pics though sorry! You never know what family or friends might be browsing b...
In my younger sister's bed while my sister and her friend were sleeping in the same bed
Guy who bought drugs from me had this unbelievably slutty little whore of a sister. I'd usually just walk into her room, yank down her panties and fuck her, leave her some drugs and go.
At some point she started to call me and drop by unannounced, which had to stop since, you know, girlfriend or other girls might be there.
So, one day she drops by on me and two bros chilling. We do stuff, I give her some benzos and GBL, she passes out. Tell bros to leave.
Now, I had like three to four hours with her unconscious. Fucked her in the ass with a vengeance, came on her face, smeared it all around. Still a lot of time.
So I jerked myself off like half a dozen times, making sure she was completely plastered.
She wakes up, starts to cry. Cum and tears make me hot again. Tell her she gets moar drugs if she stops being annoying. Junkie whore stops sobbing a bit, so I get behind her. She says no anal, I ignore her and last a goddamn eternity since I just drained my cock a half dozen times lol.
No joke. My catholic church when I was 11
you could get a bj of your aunt.
got any pics of taht hoe?
In class shit was so hot I'm definitely sure that my teacher noticed and made a lot of sexual gestures.
on my sister while she was ''sleeping'' in the nude.
Was she hawt?
Do you perhaps live in Poreč(Croatia) because there's this weirdo in my neighborhood that does this EXACT same thing. Everyone knows about it, but no one confronted him about it yet.
She probably has healthy hair and fertile eggs from all the protein you gave her. She'll never know how much you've helped her.
Not easily accessible and well, the shit I pulled on her was cruel enough.
You'd think after waking up with a sore ass and covered in cum, she'd have realised the absence of feeling on my end.
Not that whore, though. Made her snort up my cum one time, had her suck dick of any bro who was bored or lonely.
Probably a soccer mom now, or dead in a gutter. Awesome.
top fucking kek
in my bosses chair
everyone was out and my gf skyped me on my tablet so i figured why not
On the train. 10 minutes ago
Fuck off back to /pol/.
Why would you be so sure she fucked that nigger. Also, yes, you can get pregnant that way. She aborted your kid, dude.
Dont even bother confronting me. Its not gonna help
In her panties
Neighbors dogs pussy (which ex gf then licker clean)
not sure if this counts because it's not technically masturbating but I always wear a butt plug at work. Which is a kindergarten.
Are you fucking 12? Seminal fluid dries out very quickly when it's outside the body - and once it's dried, the sperm die almost at once.
only on Sup Forums
I'm sure this isn't that bad, but I was a Catholic alter boy in my preteen years. I was a fapaholic then and would do the typical school bathroom, all the time at home, and even friends and relatives house. But the worst place I guess would be the church dressing room right off of the main sanctuary where alter servers got dressed. I'd get there long before any clergy, other service members or alter servers did. I'd light the candles and get everything in order and then rub one out. Wouldn't wash my hands either before I would handle the wafers, wine, bibles and cross. When I wasn't assigned alter server duty I would jack off in the church bathrooms during service too.
Pic related. It's the church I went to then.
yes this is because they did not exist, comrade.
Cool story bro. Not everyone is comfortable putting pics of their sister on Sup Forums
Be foreign friend of mine
foreign friend is fucking rich
Loser guy nobody likes sleeps for a weekend in the room of my friend
friend really hates this loser
friend goes out of the room for like 30min
friend comes back and catches loser fapping on friends mattress
friend rages and calls his parents
loser came on mattress
friend completely burns outside mattress
me and half the school jokes pretend fapping about loser
loser pretends to know nothing
very. big tits and athletic. 16yo at the time. came all over her tits and face.
15 years old
My uncle and aunt staying over aswell as the rest of the family (pretty big)
They are sleeping in the bed, I am at the foot of the bed on a small mattress,
Take out some of her clothes from a drawer she is using, jerk in her bra, jerk in her panties
find black stilletos, jerk on them then fuck my small girlish ass with it while I rub my nipples with my precum. Cum all over my chest and face. Lick it up, left the cum on her stilleto.
Uncle was sleeping, I am not even sure she was.
Pic somewhat related, this is what she looks like but much older and with big tan tits and a huge ass. Also she has one of those latina butie marks like a 50' actress.
I used to be super twinkie now i am a very masculine guy but, wow it was hot.
HAHHAHA fuk off nigger
I wabna watch my wife get a creamy load bust on her face pic related
Man this thread is so full of bullshit and lies it hurts.
Fake as fuck. Not only does sperm die pretty quickly once it it exposed to air, but if her hymen was intact, it would not get passed it. Plus she would have been examined by a doctor and they would have seen she was a virgin. Also sperm that should spread across her bottoms would have no chance of going inside her vagina and swim up to get her preggo. It's takes millions of sperms to fertilize one egg. And the fact that you thinned them out makes the impossible. There are many more reasons why this this fake. If it's true then she then she is lying and her bf got her pregnant
if her hymen was intact, it would not get passed it
girlfriends Mom's shoe.
gf gave me blue balls from road head on the way to her house to drop her off... so i stayed in the mud room and jerked it. had nowhere else to cum.
we'll glady cum on her face
has anyone ever jerked standing in the ocean while looking at some very hot girls? to hide that i was jerking off i had a air mattress infront off me
I did that once while standing in deeper water, like chest high. Got a bad infection of the urinal tract out of it.
public swimming pool while talking to some girls. was at the side in the water, they were outside, barely moving up and down against the wall. Thinking back it was probably obvious but idgaf, busted a nut.
commons area at college dorm during spring break when nobody else was there.
2 female friends apt. while they were away. got naked and rubbed myself all over pretty much everything and came on the bed.
driving home from night job, like 2am, strip and drive through deserted small town wanking it like a boss
I cum in my girlfriend's mouth a lot, does that count?
I suck at greentext but her go.
Be me in class
Taking a long ass test
Finish early and horny as shit
Have a jacket
Proceed to put arms and rub my dick
Then I start staring at my teacher
She notices and stares back and makes some gestures
Then come buckets
Get tired then fall asleep
This was back in middle school too
Nearly ruined a great situation.
gotta be a troll. you ruined it by not fucking her she was totally game. beta fagot
I've donated sperm and it can live for a while outside the body. It usually dies as it dries. But in many donation methods like IUI you have to wait until the semen liquifies. There are men on the internet that donate their sperm by shipping it and they are successful. So under the right conditions it can survive. Some sperm banks have donors make the donation and drive it to the clinic. It's not likely that he got her pregnant, but it can happen. It more likely that her bikini absorbed the semen before the sperm can go anywhere.
sounds bad man, worth it?
on a picture
Ive came in drinks, food, pillows, bed sheets, panties, facial moisturizer, shampoo socks.. you name it I came in it
Church bathroom in thunderbay ontario. While on a retreat with a friends family. I was 12
Church, friend's houses, elementary school, middle school, high school, college, work, my car in various locations around town, public parks, public pools and swimming areas, in the airport, on a plane. NEVER BEEN CAUGHT BITCHES. It's honestly a personal game at this point to fap in weird places.
I used to work at a group home, I did overnight shifts where you were allowed to sleep... mostly so someone was there incase anything happened.
Opposite me was some kind of cute girl, she used to leave her pillow and sleeping bag there so she didn't have to carry it back and forth.
I used to rub one out on her pillow every shift (the first time i came on the outside and she brought it home to wash, after that I came right on the pillow, but under the pillowcase so it wouldn't be as obvious)
it was pretty fantastic
What happens when you get caught jerking on a plane?
male. i totally dominated that cunt.
nice trips fom
coming north out of Atlanta
Bet you were
very hot, am I still showing up as OP?
Trips don't lie
it's not "highly unlikely", you moron. it's impossible.
Found a shower block on a school outing. Fapped, got caught. They said it ruined the trip to auschwitz
My best friends moms bed completely naked while sniffing her panties and licking her dried cum off her dildo
how do you know it wasn't his dad's?
i bet you can't play mario bros without getting a hardon
in school twice. once in 8th grade in the bathroom stalls and the other time in 9th in the middle of class
That's what you would do if a girl ever came over to your house, you mean.
how are you not caught by the smell?
when i was 16 i fucked/got head in a taco bell bathroom does that count
once on a trip i met a girl and we broke in an alloment garden to fuck. it was pretty nice fuck. two day later we had sex in my car on a parking spots.
she wanted to stay in contact and something more serious, but i thought she was too boring and just for sex i dont drive 500 km
Fuck man, I used to work at sears. Nothing is worse than going into a changing room and finding jizz or a used condom or something. One time I went in, and there was half a dozen used condoms all over the seat. Just fucking left it, we were closing in like 10 minutes, was not dealing with that shit after an 8 hour day.