Where have you masturbated/jizzed that was highly taboo?

where have you masturbated/jizzed that was highly taboo?

at work in the freezer..balls were emptied

While on a holiday I jerked into my gfs 19 year old sister's bikini bottoms, which she then put on about 20 minutes after and i saw her wearing by the pool. I dont think she noticed but i loved that my load was touching her pussy.

On a totally seperate occasion, one night I had a shower at my gfs parents place (where her sister lives), and saw a pile of her clothes in there. instantly jerked and came a HUGE load into the sole of one of her white leather high heels. After i had showered, my gf, the sister and i were all in that bathroom getting ready to go out, and she put the heels on right in front of me and my gf. I watched as she put her foot in the shoe, coverng it in my jizz, then say "oooo" pull the foot out and wipe the cum off with her hand. See my cum in her hand in front of my gf scared the shit out of me but was incredible hot. Luckily she just thought it was spilt liquid hand soap and wiped it all off with tissue paper.

oh and the same sister once walked in on me while jerking it in my bed. She didnt knock since we have very few boundaries, but i did at least have time to pull up the covers and close my laptop. She then came and kneeled on the bed, with one knee on each side of my lower leg (essentially straddling my foot). I laid there completely naked, with my cock pulsing, barely covered, feeling the warmth of her pussy/ass hovering above my ankle. She was there for about 10 minutes telling me about her night out, and her eyes wandered multiple times down my stomach (this isnt weird tho, we openly talk about finding each other hot since she looks just like my gf just younger). I was so close to making a move that day. Luckily I held on and belted one out once she left. Nearly ruined a great situation.

dubs checked

great stories

Sure have, In my bosses coffee pot before work.

male or female boss?

Few years back I was an organist working in funeral chapel. I was hidden above the entrance, so I often masturbated during ceremony. Now whenever I hear loud crying/mourning I get a semi.

>gf's little sisters panties (which girlfriend had stolen and put on)
>mom's clothes (ex gf used to put on her panties/clothes/perfume/makeup and we would fuck and i would cum all over her stuff)
>neighbors dog's pussy (which ex gf then licked clean)

she was a freak and super fun but cheated on me with maybe 4 people so it didn't work out then. i think in retrospect i should have just realized she was too much of a slut to be monogamous and been cool with it, although my current gf is way hotter and a far better person.

Went to a friend's house for a party about a year ago. Smoked a fuckton of herb and drank about 5 or 6 shots of rum, then kicked back and relaxed till everyone else fell asleep (I was the only 3rd shift worker there)

Eventually got bored and started browsing Sup Forums, came across some decent pron, then my dumb buzzed horny ass decided to sneak away to the upstairs bathroom to jack it. Took like 30 minutes because I was so blazed I kept forgetting what I was doing. Don't think anyone ever noticed. Orgasm was pretty normal feeling but lasted a while so that was a plus

In my sister in laws hair while she slept on my couch.

is she hot?

In my cousin's panties, so many times
More than a few friend's also

She's nerdy but big tits. Awkward almost sperg. Big lips, big tits, big ass but almost no social skills. That was when she was MUCH younger. I've known her for 16 years and she's 21 now.

hot, any pics of her?

Any pics to share?

No. I'm fairly sure she browses b. Can't risk it

In the back of my car outside a Payless shoe source.

in my friend's sister's lotion and in her bras. I snuck in her room while everyone was asleep and she was gone. I would pull out all her underwear (she was 17 so she had alot) and leave big loads in her bras. I used her sweatbands to keep my cock hard and sampled her perfumed lotions as I fapped.
Pic related.

Masturbated on my gf's younger sister's bed. She had had a cold so there were tissues by her bed, so I emptied my load into some tissue and left it with the others.

nice

Ever get caught or close to getting caught?

In the office at work to loli porn.

I kid you not.

Obvious lie.

There's no decent porn on Sup Forums

Nice dubs

Nope. she probably thought it was her bro.

can you share the pic? xD

My own face
On a sandwich
In my coffee
Public soap dispenser
Shampoo bottle
In a library book while at the library
Under a desk at library
Into a pregnant woman's mouth
Into a twinky
Soap dish in hotel showers

You have anymore stories?

Wtf.. This ain't taboo, it's just boring norm jiz

You're a massive faggot for not sexing the sister. She obviously gave green light.
Pure beta.

right? i would've asked her on her knees and blew my load right across her forehead and down her face on her clothes

Go on :^)

>twinky
Top blarneknek

Or maybe he just has respect for his girlfriend

post pics nigga

Funnily enough the loli pics were on Twitter - can't remember the specific ones.

Although I also jerked off to this pic at work (she's 18+).

It was pretty risky. My little office was empty, but it's right next to a big office and near the communal toilets.

I've done it about 3 times.

>been with my ex for more than two years.
>came on her panties and bras at first
>started to cum on her tops and shirts aswell
>basically came over all her clothing
>she never found out
>still love to see her wearing these things

Mu friend was downstairs smoking while I was rubbing my nuts and cock on her phone jerking it

I jerked off to my sons fap video he sent his gf. In fact, ive jerked off to it plenty of times

now thats fucked up. im glad you missed your quads by one

Long time ago when i was around 17.
Big cumshot on my at the time 12 yo sisters small but still there breasts.

The thought of getting caught jerking off to lolis is so hot! Would love to see any other images you've jerked to at work~

Is she Jewish?

links? :^)

jerked with her bag, jacket and phone while she was away. also took creep pics of her - not interessting ones, just normal outfits and bad quality.. but loved to perv her

story?

Does she remember?

Could be some fucked up awkward history that'll come out later on.

I went to pick up some Chinese food for my coworkers back when I was a lifeguard. Jerked off into the girls food and mixed it in before getting back to the pool. Watched them eat every bit.

Nah just a long ass nose

Ha happy you think it's hot.

It does get my pulse racing because of the risk of getting caught, but also the fact it's loli rather than ordinary porn would make it 10x worse getting caught.

I don't want to make it a habit though.

Don't have any other pictures I've jerked off to at work - I don't usually save the pics. Have this one on me, though.

>Friend's 13yo daughter stays weekend at our house
>Because both parents working overnight shifts
>Leaves bikini in guest bathroom to dry
>Talking about going to the pool at noon
>11:30 go to bathroom and bust huge load into bikini bottoms
>Spread it around so its not one big puddle of cum
>She changes into bikini shortly after I leave
>We all go to pool. She lays out in the sun for an hour or so.
>Thinking about my cum getting all over her pussy
>Having hard time hiding diamond hard dick
>Goes swimming for a bit then we head back to my house
>MFW I find out from friend 2 months later that she is preggo
>ohshit.exe
>MFW it gets blamed on her black BF
>Friend is really religious but decides abortion OK because no black baby
>Friend struggles with being religious hypocrite and racist
>Daughter comes to hang out again about a month later
>Talk about what happened
>She confides that she never had sex with BF
>They just dry humped with clothes on
>Now this poor girl thinks its possibly to get pregnant that way

>Living in countryside in my childhood.
>Being 12yo
>Bored and horny and stupid
>Make a hole in the backyard's ground (dirt)
>Fuck my land bro.

You are a terrible person.

Jizzed into the waterbottle of my tutor at my house while she was in the bathroom. Was bout to bust a nut when I saw her drinking it. Rubbed my cock all over her phone and belongings through similar visits.

We rent out our basement and some of our tenants had daughters (my age then) who I would jerk off to with their panties while they were away.

Thanks! Gonna cum to this for sure. I'll even leave my door open xD

Masturbated in my wife's vagina; got the hand and cock in there and went to town.

She should didnt drug her or anything... We did a lot more than that but i loved to see her covered and she did as well. Till she turned 16 she got a boyfriend so it stopped.

In the soap dispenser in the bathroom at work, Thinking of my sjw lesbian coworker putting it on her hands made me fucking diamonds

On a water slide

Did she help you?

That story really made me laugh haha
I think i would just be happy in this situation
because i´m a sick asshole haha

What how

I know :-(

Most of the times she did it all herself so i like to call it help.

cool story, bro.

totally believable.

While house hunting, I stole a pair of used panties from the old owner's high school aged daughters room. Fapped with it regularly

nope, just Israeli.

If she was helping, then she was sucking?

Shot my cum on my cousins pyjama when I was 15 and she was 13. Thinking about it, I was hell lucky that she didnt notice the cum stains...

Sisters don't count.

I'm actually 95% sure that she was lying to me about how far she had gone with her BF, thinking I'd tell her parents what she told me.

Its highly unlikely she got preggo from cum laden bikini bottoms...and she probably did get bred by her black BF.

Only 5% un-sure because its a helluva coincidence.

Sometimes she did yes.
But most of the times i would make her cum en she would do the same lucky me she came easy since i was not that old myself had no idea how to first time i did that with her. First time i found out she loved to get it over her body and smear it all over her belly.
Weard at first but it was very hot to massage her with my cum so that pretty much leaded to me amd my sis having sex for some time...

And the himen?

I masterbated on my gf's best friend when she was passed out drunk.
Came all over her face.

She woke up and thought we put lotion on her face as a joke. She rubbed it all over her face

Inside a black woman. Felt good until she tried telling me she was pregnant

Fist goes in vagina. Hand goes in vagina in fist. Pretty simple. Although it may take awhile to get the first part to work.

My wife's younger sister is staying with us for a while and every night while they are all asleep I cum all over her panties.

She's 16

Didn't come up (that would be weird). She rides horses a lot, so wouldn't be surprised if that she was already destroyed.

I´d love to fuck a passed out girl

Jerked off while getting a haircut from a hot blonde hairstylist. Underneath the apron, unzipped and pulled dick out, and stroked slowly, blew huge load in my pants.

>Its highly unlikely she got preggo from cum laden bikini bottoms

it's not "highly unlikely", you moron. it's impossible.

It's a lot of fun and the thrill of getting caught makes it that much better.

This girl was really slutty when she drank.

Did she already know how or teach her?

Swedish class in high school. Swedish wasn't for me and the girl sitting in front of me was a sporty blonde with the best as known to mankind, so I spent my time better.

At church

I wanna cum all over a cute lolis face ;_;

It's a blast. If fucked more that a few drunk/drugged passed out girls. Some of them anally. I actually shaved one passed out girl as a joke. My wife and the girls' gf thought it was funny as fuck. Ecstasy is a wonderful drug.

Fucked my ex in the church bathroom

My best friends moms bed completely naked while sniffing her panties and licking her dried cum off her dildo

Really? Where was ur friend

Should have put your cum on the dildo, sorta like a trade.

I was cleaning out a kindergarden with some polish workers when i was 15, came in a container of juice and put it back

We learned together started when she was 8 and i was13 so we did prettty much try anything we wanted to learn.

i even think i would do it only for the thrill
i´m actually kinda ´mentaly sick´ i mean i never had any problems ! I just want to cross the border
haha when i will be able to fuck someone while they passed i will make a thread

>MUCH younger
hnnnnggggg fuck! I want pics!

How old was she at the time?

How did that even start?

Nice

yeah a pic would be awesome