Just wait another 20-30 years and you'll see all the people who jumped on the...

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

Just wait another 20-30 years and you'll see all the people who jumped on the tattoo trend working at gas stations and emptying garbage cans in office buildings. Idiots.

By then, age and gravity will have caught up with them and the chick with the chest piece will be looking run down and used up while she rings up your order at Arby's. Such a free spirit in her 20's, now she has a raspy voice from smoking/drinking for decades and her bleach blonde hair is frayed and the root color is coming through at the scalp. Her skin is saggy and leathery and her ear lobes are like deflated tires because she stretchied them and Arby's corporate won't let her wear plugs. At 43, she'll claim discrimination and complain to her teenage co-workers on her way out the back exit to take an unscheduled smoke break.

Meanwhile, at 45, her ex-boyfriend with sleeve tattoos and facial piercings will have a gigantic beer gut, a year's worth of beard growth, and wears Chuck Taylors and still has a wallet chain. His tattoos that used to express his personality so well have faded and expanded as he gained weight, plus years of sun from outside labor have turned his skin into a darkened, wrinkly mess. He looks every bit of 60 at 45. The kids at work see his tattoos and stretched ear lobes and think "man, that guy must have been pretty cool about 20 years ago." Every night after work, he stops at the gas station and buys a 12-pack of Natty Ice and drinks himself into oblivion in his shitty studio apartment he's lived in for the past 9 years. In his daily drunken stupor, he wonders where it all went wrong. He wakes up with the usual hangover and prays that his 1974 Bronco will start up so he can

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Charles Reed
Charles Reed

did you get cheated on user

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

No, just think tattoos are stupid and I'm reposting this from another OP from yesterday

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

sounds like everyone in my town. tatooed chicks are hot. also theres nothin wrong with havin a beard. ops a fag

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

Your girl left you for a guy with tattoos, pity.

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

why is it that everyone, alt-right to sjw, who wants to police ppls appearances and sex, are themselves fat and ugly? no coincidence i tell u

ur just jealous other people are enjoying life and ur not and havent for a while

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

Tattoos are just another manhood substitute like guns, a quick way to feel tough and cool without putting in the effort. With women, they can feel unique and special without being either.

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

Nope

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

also this hahahahahahaha

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

Post a timestamped pic, people with your opinion tend to be autistic beta males

prove you are not fedora

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

Caring this much about what other people do to their appearance. Insecure much?

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

Dont you know how to read? Also are you butthurt because you got tattos? See

William Anderson
William Anderson

He's definitely insecure and probably autistic

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

So no timestamped pic proving you're not an autist?

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

Not insecure, not autistic. Jesus. Nobody reads the fucking thread

Caleb White
Caleb White

hes a fag

heres a good beard

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

I'm not the original OP, just reposting so faggot millennials like you with tattoos will respond

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

insecure? on Sup Forums? no way
you never said you werent fat and ugly tho

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

Op needs a hug.

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

That sounds like something an autist would say

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

"faggot millennials"

aka im 26 and a kissless virgin
tip: if yr over 25, you shouldnt be on Sup Forums

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

That sound like something a faggot would say. How many tattoos do you have user?

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

if you don't like the style, just say that it's ugly

if you think the only problem with it is not getting a job, but you think it looks cool, then you are a fucking pussy.
In canada you can see businessmen with forearms with tattooed-covered forearms and nobody gives a fuck. they aren't looking for an excuse to discrimante you like you USA-holes.

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

there's constantly people over 25 on this website lol

rules or not the ages go from 14-50

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

if yr over 25, you shouldnt be on Sup Forums

Why? Facebook, Twiiter, Myspace, and the rest of social media are boring as fuck

This sounds like stupid criteria an autist or sjw would make up

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

I have two, one on my upper arm and one on my wrist

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

not guy ur replying to but i dont have any tattoos and the only people who voice this opinion are fat unattractive pasty shut-ins who work shit jobs and whine existentially as a hobby

also see misery loving company

Zachary White
Zachary White

ITT: Insecure projecting

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

How did i know you were a whiny entilted millennnial? No son, I'm a 40 year old fag. Been here since the beginning. When you were getting trophies for pooping in the toilet in kindergarten

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

Your going to get a lot of backlash here, most of people here are underage edge lords with the emo hair that you would laugh at in person.

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

Sorry OP fuckface, it won't happen to me, or plenty of my mates. Sleeves, other tattoos on body, and I make $300K/yr as an engineer. While you're collecting your old age security, I'll still be rich as fuck, travelling the world.

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

lmao exposed for being too old

jeez you must be spectrum or something. i never said go on facebook, weirdo. do you live online? how about you go ride a bike loser hahahaha

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

Well I am overweight but I'm married so not a virgin. Have a good job 65k Did you read the whole thread?

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

OP is just an edgy faggot. If you don't like the culture that's fine, no one gives a fuck about you anyways. You don't need to wait 20-30 years to work at a gas station, you're a neet in your moms basement, expressing your retarded opinion on an anonymous board because you are too scared to say this shit in person.

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

Hello my fellow underage edge lord with emo hair

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

300k
Sure you do user

John Ward
John Ward

you should really be on wizard chan old fag bc the median age and social health of Sup Forums has left you behind

also how has life been being fat and ugly for 40 years

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

Your tattoos will look ugly when you get old!

Name one thing on your body, that looks good when you are old.

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

how about you go ride a bike loser hahahaha

Can I drive, instead?

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

Don't hate on the oldfags kid =]

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

65k and married? wow i hope yr wife works too bc youre gonna need to pack it the fuck away for retirement with that salary

Dominic Rogers
Dominic Rogers

SO FAT HOLY SHIT

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

is it just me or everytime someone on Sup Forums gets threatened they claim they're rich and fuck a lot of women

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

Well I've fucked over 100 girls ( not men or traps ) and I'm in pretty good health, just have to monitor my blood pressure. How about you? Are you excited about starting middle school in the fall?

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

that was probably written by a millenial you old fuck

heres a guy with a phd who works for NASA

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

if yr over 25 and still using this site id say you should feel bad but you long ago created a vast set of mental gymnastics to avoid any kind of serious self-criticism

im too much of a coward to be that much of a loser sorry you got me

James Brooks
James Brooks

Yeah, we make over 125k a year

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

Being fat is master race, fucker

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

if that was your best typed response in that amount of time you really are pitiable jeez

really bad

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

I've noticed that too. I guess it makes them feel more like a man to pretend to have a lot of money and pussy.

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

I always come back when I'm bored. I'm on vacation

Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

Having tattoos doesn't show your a dumbass. I know doctors and Lawyers with them top to bottom. Bad motherfuckers. Smart and a badass. I know people in agriculture with tattoos smart people. And I also know some people with shifty tattoos with no education that just look stupid.if tattoos didn't hurt every pussy would have them

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

If you say so user. I'm not easily offended. I am not part of the special snowflake generation like you.

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

Have fun being 25. Let me know how that single tear taste when you have your self revelation.

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

Uhhh... tattoos have been popular for far longer than that.
Both my grandfathers had tattoos

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

dont stop

the best power couple i know is a white shoe lawyer, just made partner (tax), and his wife is general counsel to a large pharma company - they throw these insane bangers ever quarter, live djs, top quality blow and rolls (they bring in a lil over 1.2 mil annual)

125 is just the tip

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Kek.
You mad?

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

hahahaha keep measuring urself by how much you resist Society my fat friend

heart disease is reality

Gavin Perry
Gavin Perry

Your mum

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

That's great user.

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

im not 25 but thanks fatty

let me know how it feels when you break a chair and everybody nearby laughs with their entire soul

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

Thanks for proving me right =]

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

Typical millennial that follows what everybody else does

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

Having tattoos doesn't show your a dumbass

Your way of phrasing does.

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

Tattoos are so cool. Everyone is doing it. Come on, user. You're not cool if you don't get tattoos

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

Internalized, unexpressed anger leads to bitterness and bigotry for a multitude of reasons. When people are fat and ugly, theyre exposed to more anger that is not allowed to be released than the non-fat and non-ugly individual because theyre fat, ugly, and generally fucking annoying, thus making it so no one wants to deal with their bullshit, just making them angrier and more bitter. Its a cycle that happens until they either blow up and shoot up some place or leak their anger out by trying to control everyone, including their thoughts.

Psychology is fun.

I guess the real question would be about how to fix it so we dont have to deal with this bullshit any more.

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

here's another GREAT beard

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

jumping on the tattoo bandwagon does

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

the only thing you prove is how shameless self-help psychology has lobotomied an entire segment of gen x into cozy, warm Last Men

Ethan James
Ethan James

hah I have a buddy also making bank as a union electrician covered from head to toe in tattoos. NO one really gives a shit as long as you can do your job. You also don't need to tattoo your hands or above your neck. I don't get that if it's something no one else can see then how is it a problem?

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

yeah i'm really a lemming for not wanting to be a bitter fatty who idolizes a non-era when people didnt get tattoos

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

So what? I have frienfs that make a lot of money too. And how about you? What does Wendy's pay now and days?

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

Sounds like you are super mad that people are having fun and you're not

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

i agree completely.

Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

Thanks for the diagnosis Dr. Faggot

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

You hit the nail on the head

Everyone knows it's the fedora beta fags who constantly talk about being "classic men," hence their love of fedoras

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

fuck you, I come here for the porn. You still like porn over 40

Aiden James
Aiden James

OP is right

Bumping

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

Tattoo have always been around child. What this post is about is the people who get them to be cool. I don't have tattooa and I don't stay up at night worrying about people who have tattoos. I've clearly "offended" you because you are a special snowfake who is butthurt.

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

very apt user, thank u for the analysis

in general it seems the outcast or loser circle from high school divides itself into those who become good at something and those "humanists" so concerned with everybody elses behavior. i think its projection for being subject to harsh social zone they grew up in - now they want to be the ones to tell people theyre shitty for their choices now, but its uneven. they criticize the chosen behaviors of others and ignore the unchosen - both sjw AND alt-right.

we're getting somewhere user we have to figure out what the problem is before we know the solution

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

You guys know that you can enjoy body art without having to apply it to insecurity, right?

I'm not denying your claim that people do use tattoos as manhood substitutes, but its not the only reason.

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

I agree with this

Leo Young
Leo Young

'special snowflake' 'butthurt' can you speak in non-ironic terms or are you retarded from a decade of b exposure

it would certainly explain ur predilection to type with perfect grammar on a medium that doesnt require it

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

Tattoos are retarded. FEMA camps for the painted ones OP.

OP is god tier korekt

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

I work with him, I just don't have tattoos.

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

Why would you not type with perfect grammar?

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

i'm sure your wide circle of dear friends wouldve lost it at "dr faggot" nice one leadscalp

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

A+ logic

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

what is pay now and days?

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

'74 Broncos were alright trucks.

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

because full case grammar like that developed from the context of longer form writing unlike the quick responses of today

i bet you dont respond instantly to texts either

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

I'm not being ironic child. Just because I don't use acronyms like your generations inb4 mfw kys doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less meaningless than ( not then) what you are saying.

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

I honestly don't. It makes no sense to bastardize a perfectly good language.

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

AND do you need to credit your success based on ton having tattoos? You thinking that you must be naked to get a job makes me wonder what you must do? And prove that a tattoo will keep you from getting/doing your job. fgt

Zachary Ortiz
Zachary Ortiz

"child"
25 y/o wizard detected

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

I sure do. Actually, in 2014 it was $312K

Brody Young
Brody Young

natty ice
Oh fuck yes, that is my fav

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

age and gravity will have caught up with them
Exactly how? What does gravity have to do with aging? Bone density?

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

It depends on the job. I work on construction (architect here, working as supervisor for a couple of companies) many workers have a lot of tats, some of the best workers I know look like fucking MS13 gang members (and possibly they were) and while I don't give a fuck about that many of the higher ups are dudes who really dislike tattos and they even get scared by people with those looks and tend to block / ban them

David Martin
David Martin

?????
You clowning?

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

kill yourself so that you can end up in 1950 or wherever you actually belong since yr incapable of change

since you neckbeardos have a hardon for enlightenment era thinkers
"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” tjeff

why is it either-or? either you type like a 2007 beta or you type like a 2016 teenager? how about you find your own written voice my wizardly KV friend

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

OP here. Tbh user, did you really read the thread or did you just get triggered because you have tattoos and somebody has an opinion that is different than you? I personally don't give a shit about tattos. I just copied this and reposted it because I wanted to get some responses. It worked. Again I did not come up with this. I copied it from an OP from yesterday. I thought it was funny

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

Insecure user detected

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

Exactly how? What does gravity have to do with aging? Bone density?

saggy skin, hipsters today will look terrible in 30 years with all that skin wrinkled and hanging on their necks/arms

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

Someone's sister is marrying a 43 year old man with two kids who are in their 20s.
She's 23 and has piercing and tattoos.
I wonder how she feels. But then again, why should i care since I feel resent from her. I lost contact for years and i wanted to patch up with her and suddenly blocks me off from instagram. Fuck this new age femenism.

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

Is this her?

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

I get that, but why do you care so much?
did someone that was tat'd up cause you harm?

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

I didn't respond to your thread. I responded to a comment in your thread. I already said I don't have tattoos. (someone 'OP' didn't read the thread) I asked for a reason for him thinking the way he thinks. Your copied and pasted thread must mean a lot to you if you care this much about every detail being discussed in it. But not enough to read it

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

I was joking about solving the problem by the way. Things have been in motion for too long, and you can see this by looking at the rising tension in tribalistic groups (BLM, Poltards/altright, hillary vs trump, religious groups like christians and muslims, etc.). Its even happening in this thread. Instead of worrying about things that matter, people in this thread are arguing with each other about stupid bullshit like tattoos. If one looks at the big picture, who gives a fuck about some other asshole youre not going to meet having tattoos? They're not even arguing over whether or not tattoos are a good choice or not. Theyre just insulting each other and causing a flame war, which happens all the time, in a large portion of the places people converse.

The core of this is human psychology. No change in any system will ever keep people at peace. They'll just find something else to bitch and moan about over time because feelings, which if youre able to reach far enough, youd realize has to do with the fundamentals of social hierarchy designed by human evolution over time. So, if you want to find the solution (which im assuming has to do with a transformation of all of us as people through both logic AND compassion (Every group seems to be dominant in one or the other instead of trying to find a healthy balance)), I suggest figuring out how to get people to harmonize properly in a way that makes them both reasonable and compassionate.

Oh, and you have to realize that many of these people are purposefully and willfully trying to create conflict, whether it be for money or something else, which makes it even more difficult.

Good luck user lol. I know im not going to do it.

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

Do you even know what ironic means?

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

Fuck no. Her fiance is some surfer body builder and she's a hair salonist at a beach. The sister teaches journalism and her husband is a marine. I know thise two and for some reason, she ignores me and i can't even talk to her on social media anymore. Sometimes i want WWIII to happen.

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

I thought it was funny. Also, if you don't have tattoos,why do you care so much to have a conversation with me?

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

Don't forget hedonism on the rise.

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

Sorry, you're wrong. As my T4 shows, I'm financially secure. My family makes me emotionally secure. My dubs makes me Sup Forums secure. If I were insecure, I'd identify myself. My point is that heavily tattooed people like me can be some of the most successful people you know. We won't be emptying trash cans or pumping gas for a living

Evan Parker
Evan Parker

Agree 100% user.I don't think this post was intended to offend people just to bait people into responding and it worked

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

Then what about people with tattoos you can't see?

Mine's on my back. What am I trying to feel cool about?

Jaxson Moore
Jaxson Moore

That line down the middle really makes it

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

That's good to hear user. Sorry you got offended by this post. Try not to let little things like this get to you in the future. ( not being sarcastic) there are better things in life to worry about than posts on Sup Forums social media etc

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

never fear, human irrationality has ALWAYS been the base state of nature. on the long view, the morality and intelligence of people has improved markedly with time, and collectivism has weakened. of course its like a stock market graph with ups and downs. what you touch on in your remarks about the balance of harmony and alleged natural social hierarchy is v salient. through similar ends ive thought a lot abt the End of Politics in this way, and i'm just about set on giving up on the open society idea - "saving everybody", you know. once we get off earth, how much cultural similarity will i have to the rest of mankind (i being myself and my given society)? how much c. similarity COULD i even have? i can easily see on a large scale the appropriate ends of the bell curve getting their desserts. lets not be relativists - there are best, better, worse and worst kinds of societies qua individual man. i think with scope and scale the best will migrate to like-minded kinds, which will increasingly mean leaving the old society when it has become infected with what ill call Memes of Mediocrity (a la USA inheriting judeo-christian values despite being a step up in rationalism).

the real question: does this mean we're always running? or do we have to save everyone?

Sebastian Powell
Sebastian Powell

You're keeping this going without actually saying anything so I'm just repeating myself over and over. I read the posts, I replied with what I think. If I get a tattoo do I think it will keep me from accomplishing something? No, I don't

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

tell us more you whiny little bitch

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

hey kiddo the adults are talking go back to listening to spiderman 2 ost

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

I want dat statue in my office...

on the desk

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

I know it was b8, but many other people wont, thus the stupid bullshit youre seeing. Some is trolling, and the rest is ignorant people actually getting upset. A way to help understand it is by noticing how /pol/ transformed over the years. It was always shitty, but it was generally carefree bants about politics. Over time, it became dogmatic and turned into that weird neo-nazi shit, and it did so because there were dumb asses who showed up over time and took it seriously. The most extreme of them you can find on stromfront or infinite chan. Also, I'm not denying that they have decent points from time to time, as do the SJW's, but its everything else thats fucked up.

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

I took no offence to any of the posts. I'm an honest person. Simply correcting the record and showing my support for the inked.

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

OP here; couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks user

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

die every narcissistic self-obsessed attention whore
die

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

I understand your points, and I agree, but what i worry for is the fact that we have technologies that can literally destroy close to everything, and if one of those maniacs gets his or her hands on it during the sort of chaos thats being stirred up, things will go south VERY fast. The thing is, its not just things like nuclear missiles anymore. Its things like mass surveillance, genetic engineering, willful radiation pollution (or any sort of hardcore pollution in our water systems although we have barriers for that), and a variety of other things. Were built on a power grid, and if someone figures out how to destroy that at the right time by making surgical incisions on important power nodes, like during BLM riots, then thats when the chaos will start.

I know I'm paranoid as fuck, but the more i learn, the more paranoid i get.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

Fuck I wish I did get a trophy for poopin in kindergarten...

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

You've just described generation Y, also known as millennials

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

I've got both shoulder blades, stomach left side, chest right side and this year I've done my left upper arm you can only see a bit from under the sleeve (but I'm wear long sleeves most of the time anyway).
My tattoos help me deal with burdensome thoughts and extreme pessimism. It's like a statement on my body and I feel like I don't have to add anything else with words.
If anybody ever asked "user why do you always look sad or pissed" I would just take off my shirt and remain silent

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

wtf what kind of engineer and where do you work?

Parker Young
Parker Young

The other guy is pure, unadulterated cancer, but youre not really making yourself look any better. You seem about as annoying is a regular ol newfag.

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

Great so you're a faggot.

My tattoo doesn't symbolize any mental trauma (I'm capable of expressing my emotions in a healthy way) or outlet for my burdens (having other people put other people's work on my body isn't artistically satisfying). It's a personal thing based on my personal universal views that doesn't need other's approval.

Keep your damn shirt on and go get some therapy.

Jason Morris
Jason Morris

Tell me what ironic means, and then apply it to your comment, fag.

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

Chicks like tattoos = men get tattoos
Chicks think beards are manly=men grow beards.
Though i'm past that stage as i'm in my 40's, most blokes will do ridiculous shit when they're younger i an attempt to look 'cool' to women. Including tats, ear piercing/stupid fucking holes, beards, that stupid fucking premiership footballer haircut etc. I'd like to say they regret it at my age but none of my mates did any of that shit, men are like chicks these days with all the shit they do to themselves, stinks of desperation but then again, chicks are a lot more fussy nowadays, even the fat ones.

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

sio grumpy becious boi ish not cool enouf to rock some ink so he haties on people who can

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

youtu.be/0AJ0mBp-a-w you don't get out much, do you OP?

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

Which country are you from? what language is that?

John Nelson
John Nelson

even the fat ones

Where did humanity go wrong and how do we fix this. This is not okay. Fat chicks were the safety nets for autistic virgins, and now that theyre going and gone, the virgins are going crazy.

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

Fuck I've still got two years. YES

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

OP's oneitis got face fucked by a chad with tattoos

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

we're certainly playing a game of chicken with irrationality on one end and technology the other. this is a critical point in decentralization. and i agree. the older i get the more i appreciate what it means to live the 21st century paranoid man mind lol. but i'm optimistic in general. things were okay in rome until the very end

are you the same guy who i ether'd out of reality abt perfect grammar? bc you should scroll up and read that too

also the use of memes as actual concepts in that context was ironic but thanks my 4-eyed fat friend

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

Got pinup chicks on my forearms, Am selling nukes to Iraq

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

33 years old

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

20 odd years ago you could just wait until 11'ish and just walk up to a chubby and say 'grab your coat love', it was that easy, nowadays they pack on a bit of war-paint and all the desperate pissheads start hitting o them WAY too early in the night, they get all up themselves and actually believe they are anything more than an easy lay.I feel for the younger generation but TBH, they've brought it on themselves.'Don't put the pussy on a pedestal' such an apt phrase.

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

I'm literally both of those posters, user (i dont know who the fat guy you got to go away was though).

He wasnt using the meme words ironically, so your belittling of his choice of words was off. I get what you mean though.

And trust me, being a paranoid is fucking awful. I may be closer to understanding things than a large portion of people, but im anxious all the time, and its taking a toll on my physical and mental health, making it more difficult to pursue my understanding in a logical manner, which is necessary when dealing with speculation and inference in a society full of emotional turmoil and disinformation.

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

Yeah because you fucking personally know everyone who browses Sup Forums

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

any body modification - including tattoos and piercing - will wreck the already aging body.

in 10-20 years, your saggyness and cellulitis festival will transform all those bold tattoos in ridicolous parodies.

also, "modifications" is a very sweet term for "I hate my body, I must modify it".

finally, don't forget that body modifications were only in use by jailed gangs.

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

I wish, 43 and going bald! kek

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

Yeah, but i suppose its up to us to guide those ignorant narcissistic faggots. If we dont do something about it, theyre just going to get worse, and honestly, i dont want to see the zenith of their depravity.

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

Grandma... you've got the coolest tramp stamp.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

Hello fellow richfag. I myself am a pornstar I have a pussy tattooed on my hand and I make 600k a scene for videos of me masterbaiting with the hottest tattoo ever created.
Check my videos, search for pussy-hand masturbator. Guarantied you will follow and subscribe

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

I'm very very unique. Nobody else has tattoos like mine. I'm not a follower, I'm a leader

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

Was waiting for that one

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

You are ugly like Trump

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

Sup normie

Dylan White
Dylan White

They dont have to hate it to modify it. They just have to like the modifications more. They can like both, but like one more than the other, and you're not taking into consideration things like peer pressure, culture (which is basically large scale peer pressure), insignias (for organizations, whether overt or covert), etc.

Even the military uses tattoos.

Also, body modification has been around for a very long time, although i know it more in the forms of skin grafting and the like.

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

There are only 2 genders.
No there is demi sexual, non binary, gender queer,gender fluid, omni, poly sexual, transqueer, a
Zim, zam, zer etc...

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

hey i play fast and loose with words and sometimes ppl get caught in the crossfire so sry

I'm very very unique. Nobody else goes on Sup Forums and are tearfully bitter about their social life like I am. I'm not a follower, I'm a leader

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

I say fuck'em, let them figure it out for themselves. I done 10 years on holiday camps and slayed my fair share of tail, too much fucking about trying to impress chicks nowadays.

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

tattoos on a girl = immediate turn off, white trash detected. especially that fucking tramp stamp they all seem to want. sorry, i don't need something to read while i'm plowing your asshole

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

Yeah because it is not like on a completely ANONYMOUS site you cannot pretend to be a 15 year old hot teenage nymphomaniac and then give fake pics as a proof.
What kind of two-faced bastard would do that, it's not possible in this amazing purely moral world

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

Sup autist

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

muh cherry picking, generalization, and attack on character without any sort of logical substance

How much are you getting paid shillsworth/shitposter?

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

Power Engineer in the oilsands

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

I feel like she'd taste like when you chew your biro and it breaks.

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

Are you a roughneck?

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

Well, you know, thats okay. Some people like it (many people apparently). Makes their skin less boring to me, honestly, although i could go either way.

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

Did you have a massive erection when you wrote this? Haha I'm asking like you've ever seen your penis lol B-)

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

i play fast and loose with my words

Laughed my ass off.

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

lol so random XO

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

it's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand until it makes you cry

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

B-)
Le epic cool guy face iz new meme

Joshua White
Joshua White

I am very heavily tattooed. However, very early on I read that the Japanese never tattooed themselves where they could not cover it if they desired to blend in. I took that advice.
I am 40 and I work for the largest private corporation in the US. I have an office and 60 subordinates. Very few people know.
I do not look like an old, work out loser. However, the people like OP described - blown out ears, neck tattoos - they are totally fucked. Why? Because tattoos were a way for them to scream a need for attention. For me? It's private.
and that is the difference, my friends.

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

(=_=)

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

I make 300k a week

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

good stuff man

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

Show butt hole pls

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

to each his own; i fall in love with those punkrock/skinhead/rockabilly/excon chicks right out the gate . . . I however am also white trash and covered in tattoos and scars from moshpits/fights/pit-bull bites/crazy tattooed bitches/et al

Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

all of my this

Thank you.

Not everyone with tattoos is an attention whore. Sometimes theyre useful, and sometimes you want one for a reason other than being an attention whore.

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

No. Power engineer. Also known as a stationary engineer. I'm highly educated as opposed to many roughnecks. Smart guys don't stay roughneck for long, they end up as tool push eventually.

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

The guy basically dislikes your cultures women. Good. More for us.

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

You must be fun at parties.

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

Hi, I'm here for the job interview

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

Cool tatt bro. So, what do you think you can bring to the company?

Michael Ramirez
Michael Ramirez

There's two types of tattoo losers.
Those who go full retard.
Those who don't go full retard.

Yea yea... I used to have piercings which only I knew about... and I did it just for me. Guess what. It wasn't just for me. It was so I could surprise impress people about how covertly cool I was.. because I was insecure.

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

fuck yes, user! and the more tattoos we get, the hotter the ones who will go for us no matter how old and busted we get. i've seen this shit; just look like Sailor Jerry MS-13 and learn to play a standup bass, and you'll pull in some hot tattooed broad who owns a fucking salon!

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

i see a lot of pretty heavily tattooed tattoo artists who seem to be doing well for themselves

William Hall
William Hall

I'll defend you OP. I get what you're saying. Tattoos are garbage just like the people who get them. No, its hard to say that its letting 'express yourself' by getting shitty designs/copyrighted characters all over yourself. No, you are not special because you defaced your skin. No, you are not being rebellious by tainting yourself.

OP is right about the fastfood thing too. No company in their right mind would let somebody represent their brand whos covered in pure shit. It also reflects bad on a person. Makes people look and say 'That person doesn't make good life choices.'

People who get mad and say shit like 'Why you worried about other people?' are clearly justifying their own regrets and/or fallen for the meme that tattoos make you in any shape or form superior or special.

Don't do dumb shit and not expect consequences such as social ostracization and lower job prospects because you just had to have stupid shit permanently written on yourself in plain view for the world to see on some fool notion.

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

based user

1+ internet

Poes law is really fucking with me right now.

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

youre not theodore roosevelt my fat friend

Jaxson White
Jaxson White

Funny story - I spent 2 years in a juvenile lockup for attempted murder and still have many of the tattoos I got inside. They are horrible and there is nothing cool about it. So yes there is that element that you describe, but a lot of it is deeply personal, a lot of it is a roadmap of my history, and a lot of it served as a warning flag to others. But if I were an attention whore, I'd flaunt them. And I don't.
besides - you can remove piercings.

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

I believe they are the exception to the rule. Most people that have face/neck/hand tatts are losers. Let's get real for a second.

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

lmaohes fucking around some charls carroll type yokes

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Then don't get one. And stfu

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

user this

His anecdotal argument doesnt really matter because he doesnt apply to the rest of the populace, but his top three lines are good.

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

better than tinder, plenty of horny tatooed bitches of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirls.html

Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

At least it's shaved! lel

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

Most here are over 30 you dumb newfag. They just post like they're young because their real lives are shit

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

I did not think you would do it. Based af

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

I'm a one of a king special snowflake

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Thats what I meant. Going full retard is a terrible thing. Seen people literally throw lives away because they did stupid shit with them

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

I dont know user, some people really are that retarded. I've seen it.

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

lol is Poes Law the one where if you get one tattoo, you eventually get all that tattoos, or is it "if a guy hangs out at a tattoo parlor long enough, we will eventually get a tattoo" or if you get knuckle tattoos you will attract a lot of people who use the phrase "not for nuthin, but . . . " a lot? or is it the more tattoos you get, the more gang-affiliated the women you attract? lol

Josiah Hall
Josiah Hall

In the first second I though it was a child.
And then I got disappointed ;_;

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

Why did you want to see my bunghole? Also, checked again wtf

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

i know a lot of those who own barber shops, run record labels, are in highly respected bands . . . just to point out a few

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

hipsters today will look terrible in 30 years
Yeah because those who are not tattooed will stay catwalk models even when they are in a casket.
logic

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

kek i also know a lot of ex convicts

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

Poe's law is an Internet adage which states that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers or viewers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.

Use your google fu if you want to play hard and fast with your words.

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

Besides the barber, none of those things have long term prospects. Also, one thing about being in a band: unless you are selling millions of records/downloads and constantly touring, you are in literal poverty. How do I know this? I was signed to a major label in the late 90s and I was lucky if I made 30k a year, before taxes, with zero benefits. I was fucking broke. Labels are just as bad. It's even worse in 2016.

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

ugly as tattoo , his eyes are weird, you didnt't pay much did you?
you really got cheap on something that stays on you forever?

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

Wwjd

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

What happens when their music goes out of style and they look like this?
They'll be working at hot topic.

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

are you retarded?

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

He must be a well-respected barber

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

ohhh . . . that's probably my ultimate downfall in internet life; pounding confusing hyperbole into my keyboard, and automatically assuming the reader will pick up on my internal tonality

also, yeah, wikipedia exists lol

Adrian King
Adrian King

better than tinder, plenty of horny tattooed sluts of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirls.html

Connor Hughes
Connor Hughes

Who said I need approval from anyone.
Who are you to criticize how I deal with my shit.
You sound like a dick who think he is better than everyone else and his ink is so fucking special

it's a personal thing based on my personal universal views
Tell me you've got a cross tattooed on you or whatever.

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

Spot on OP

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

Tl;dr

I'll assume that you've been heavily cucked by a guy with tats. The funny thing is yeah, they'll be old and saggy. But you'll still be fat, ugly, and unloved.

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

Certainly true, can also evolve over time, or never be that way in the first place.
That's such a broad generalization, it's like saying everyone who's Asian speaks Chinese.

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

yeah, i know . . . but when it's your way of life, even the most obscure fuck who only put out an EP that sounded like it was recorded in a basement with a boombox in 1991 can seem like a god. you can't buy glory . . . i probably should think more on that last statement

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

Bullshit. Most people hiring for good jobs see face/neck tattoos for what they are: tremendously bad judgment, or a warning to others that you're dangerous.

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

I never said my ink was special. You did. I said my shit was personal.

It's a character from my writing who's a metaphor for universal change. But like I said, personal and I don't care about your opinion.

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

pretty sure, whether you have tattoos or not, your skin is gonna be saggy and youre gonna be ugly. why would tattoos even matter at that point?

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

some music never goes out of style. trust me; i see little brats born in the 90s coming to venues to watch dinosaur-ass bands

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

I wouldn't know if I should fuck or contemplate like in a gallery

David Brooks
David Brooks

Why are you here if you're not autistic

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

Dude it's not at all like that. The only person that thinks you're a god is yourself and a couple kids who worship guitar guys. No one cares after the show. In fact, no one takes you seriously because they all see you're still driving a 10 year old Honda.
Only the top 1% of musicians are making any money. The rest are literally living in poverty and are indentured servants to their label because they blew their advance and borrowed against their deal.

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

Doesn't mean they're making any money. In fact, I'll wager that they could make more money working a 40hr shift at McDonalds.

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

honestly Sup Forumsro, I'm just a crazy person. I'm like a Disney GG Allin . . . when you live like that, only the music is important . . . but yeah, it would be nice to be able to afford basic necessities with it lol

Brody King
Brody King

Optimistic scenario:
$10 tix
1000 people
10000 between 4 bands.
2500 between 5 guys
Bus, gas, hotel, food, gear, etc...100 left over.
$500 a week. When you're touring.
250000 units sold.
Band nets 25k
Split 5 ways
Tour 30 weeks a year
That's 30,000 year.
No benefits.
No 401k
No PTO
poverty wages

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

most guys i know do something like that along side the band thing . . . hell, i once met a guy from a globally popular band who's a framer for houses

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

better than tinder, plenty of horny emo bitches of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirls.html

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

lel living in a run-down house with 4 other guys and their bitch ass girlfriends gets old as fuck really quick, trust me

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

if you're in it for the money, be in a cover band

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

Poe's law is why I always end up feeding the trolls.

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

That tells you all you need to know about being in a band. He's not making shit for money and he's doing the hardest work imaginable to make ends meet.
I quit the band at age 25, finished school, worked my ass off, and 15 years later I am wealthy by anyone's measure.
Oh - I can still play the guitar better than ever and quite honestly, I get FAR more pussy than I ever did when I was "famous"

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

lol oh, i know! I think that's why I always did best as a solo act

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

Trips! But what? No. A good cover band still makes shit.

Jeremiah Murphy
Jeremiah Murphy

Except guns actually serve a purpose, like ridding your home of nigs

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

That's like the same beard

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

You need to leave this site.

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

Well my shit is personal as well.
Is a history of my bumpy road and a change I was able to achieve. Like a memento.

And you went on talking shit and acting like your ink is better because
your opinion

Also what's a metaphor for universal change

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

40

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

Hey op, worry about yourself, life's a lot easier not worrying about everyone else. You're welcome.

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

I feel ya. My bf's dad was in The Freeze, but now he does pretty well working for the state, and nobody remembers the fucking Freeze. Ex Gf's dad drummed for The Jabbers; does exponentially better as an architect, and doesn't get splattered by beer and shit and hepatitis needles. as for myself, i can't imagine anything more prestigious as "sound engineer" or "producer" once i get too sick of struggling to remember lyrics i wrote while i was drunk. it's not something i can easily let go of though. i always looked up to the dinosaurs who played (or even showed up at) the shows.

Alexander Anderson
Alexander Anderson

Because value of your life is counted in money and what car you are driving. Can you be any more superficial?

If the music is good and the message/reflections/observation behind it is somehow meaningful to the listener or brings them some kind of catharsis the artist is like a blessing to that person.

Money, I really hope you are not sad like that.

Smash loud Pink Floyd - Money, see how you feel

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

That's not how you described it. You described it as "why you so sad" "look at my sad body art"

I never said my ink was better. I still don't think it's better.

One of my characters over her arch in a story about fifteen years ago became the goddess of change. Since then I've taken to writing more poetry and she's (her love/the longing for/inability to understand another person completely/ etc) been the metaphor I've used for the constantly evolving timeless multiverse/God.

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

true, but it always looks ballin when you've lived most your life as a poorfag anyway

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

this. right. fucking. here.

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

That means they did a good job lol. Thats literally what their job is.

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

Tattooed chicks are hot but then they get old and haggard and those tattos look like trash.

A mans old tattoos tell a story which is much different than an old womans shitty faded tattoos.

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

That's just a fact of life that men age much better than women do.

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

Most people in his mindset are more worried about pragmatic survival than the actual meaning behind things. His mind is foolish. Good on you for trying to fix him though.

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

Canadian here but you are only right to an extent. Get a hand tattoo and see the jobs dry up. We call those job killers in construction.

Also those dudes in sleeves went to the interview with those babies covered.

I don't need to care about my forearm tattoo. No one cares when you are the boss.

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

You can always hope that people will develop and get them selves to another lever.

You can always hope that there will be others who will point to you stuff that you might not see.

Nobody can take that from you

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

nice one, the line work is great

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

I can see you are new to oil fag. I've been a miner for awhile. Engineers are the first to go in down turns. Save your money and don't buy a stupid big house.

My wife works HR in the oil sands and has spend the past year laying cunts off.

I didn't piss my mining money away and now work for myself.

Good luck my bro! I assume Canadian as well?

I've seen the down turns in Canada and Australia. It goes up and down so save while the times are good.

Quote from an 80's Alberta bumper sticker.

"Oh god please let the oil boom return. I promise this time I wont spend it all on hookers and blow".

Words to live by in oil and mining.

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

prison tattoos are the best

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

arent those russian criminal tattoos? arent those supposed to be done out of the prision?

William Sanders
William Sanders

Look at those stars at his knees dude must have been someone in the hierarchy.

Also from what I understand he got jailed (at least one time when he did) for knifing someone dead

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

thats kinda my point, those seem like tattoos done out of prision, not in it.

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