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Logan Morales
Logan Morales

cute goats and rifles general

Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

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Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

supforums.com/thread/695548868/miscellaneous
then you are obviously not gay enough

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

aw shit he ded

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

Hello fam fams.
shit.
anyone got a homo potion?

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

tbh jab into f-tilt on spacies seems to be enough if I can't (yet) have enough frames to react to tech in place with grab. F-tilt works pretty well unless they're super low percentage.
Problem mostly solved.

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

The thing you might have to worry about even with jab is that they might asdi down shine you if you do it too frequently. That's an adaptation that happens over the course of a set though, probably not the first time.

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

i'm pretty sure subby has one

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

Dubba jab then. Yeah, a lot of adaptations can happen, like as I've said, if I see them start to think that that's the way out, I'd start up-smashing.
Anyways, that's enough obsessing over spacies for now.

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

GOD DAMMIT!
POST DICKS!

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

it's not a potion so much as it is my semen mixed with rum. I call it the white hispanic.

Spacies are definitely sheiks hardest matchup in any case. Spacies fucking body sheik to hell and back.
Not sure if that's your worst matchup or not though.

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

I really love facing spacies whether I win or lose.

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

that's a pretty gay cocktail, i'm sure it would work

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

this has dicks

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

Ok.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

That's because spacies are literally the reason melee is fun. Even non spacies players understand this. Nobody WANTS to play a fucking peach ditto, ever. Everyone who plays a character that isn't fox or falco wants to face fox and falco in bracket so the game can actually be exciting.

The semen isn't actually necessary; the rum gets one drunk enough to do gay things enthusiastically.

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

Seattle native reporting

Made my day. Best burgers ever

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

I need my combos and throws or else I'm nothing.

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

youtube.com/watch?v=5GJC17c2sfk

Katia watch the fuck out of this.

Or you could just be kirbykaze vs kalamazhu and body the fuck out of peach straight savage.

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

clever girl

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

The semen isn't actually necessary
it helps

plus then you can nickname it rumcum or something

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

Well it doesn't actually help with taste unless you're a real big faggot but hey I could've underestimated your queer score.

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

That match will always be remembered.
Fucking needles, man.
I mean, if it were viable, I might like to pick up a new character for funsies. But I don't think I can.

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

Become the fox main you know you want to be.

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

can u b my gote tonite

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

I mean, I'm a pretty big faggot

I have never tasted cum before though, so I don't know how that affects my "queer score"

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

Nigga, every character besides Sheik immediately sucks ass when they're in my hands. Peach is decent enough to be neutral.
As fun as it might be, the learning curve is steep and I'm not sure if I'm cut out to do such a thing.
I'd thought Fox, but then more Marth, but now I'm not sure.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

s-sure

It adds uncertainty since we don't know if you'd be about it.

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

allahu ackbar

John Hill
John Hill

No one has blown a load in your mouth?

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

no!
fuck off give peinus
youtube.com/watch?v=eEVBDiHt84k

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

At your level, definitely don't pick up marth unless you want to focus on him. Marth is an incredibly hard character past true noob levels. Fox is even easier, provided your execution is solid.

THIS IS PROBABLY HARAM

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

its ok allah is dumb anyway

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

The idea is a pretty big turn on, if that helps

negative

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

just add a picture of mohammed to that comment and you'll be enriched in no time

+20 gay

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

But graaaabs tho.
Yeah, I suppose so. I just always give up after trying Fox cause shit.

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

Marth is not technically demanding except for some wonky combo setups, but you need to completely change how you play the game to do well with him. Hitting buttons as marth is death, whereas sheik can whiff all day and be fine.

Fox is technically demanding but once you have the execution you can largely just go nuts and do fine.

Both require a substantial time investment if you want to actually make them remotely viable as a sheik/peach player.

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

everything I post is muhammad

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

RIP you.

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

what is the maximum queer score one can have

John Sanders
John Sanders

Unless the Puff matchup drives me clinically insane, I'll likely just stick to Sheik.

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

Those penises aren't anatomically correct.

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

The scoring isn't consistent. You can be, say, a 5 star fag, or a flawless fudgepacker, or a perfect 10 penisgargler, and they all more or less mean the same thing, except when they don't. That said, the highest score is just "SF"

Sheik honest to god beats puff. Someone on reddit put it really well: Sheik is a grounded character and puff is an aerial character, but somehow sheik beats puff in the air and loses to her on the ground. The logic is that you can really never grab puff unless she's in shield and have a read because she'll rest your ass, but your bair actually just straight up beats hers.

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

I haven't played shittale
whats the character name?

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

Asriel. He's an enormous spoiler. Go play the game, shitbird. If you have ever enjoyed an RPG in your life you will like it.

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

Azrael

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

I completely realize that the matchup is nothing insurmountable and demanding a change.
Still, we'll see how well my sanity holds.

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

You can be, say, a 5 star fag, or a flawless fudgepacker, or a perfect 10 penisgargler
you gotta give me a title like that

That said, the highest score is just "SF"
meaning you, presumably

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

Frumplebutt.

John Martinez
John Martinez

tfw get home from work and no cute dragon to suck me off

John Sanders
John Sanders

You absolutely should not switch to fox for puff. Not on any level. Every puff main in the world practices beating up on fox more than anything else. You will simply not have the matchup integrity to overcome that and you'll get rocked, when your main is 100% capable of it.

Paddy pillow-biter.

tfw get home from work and no badass dragon to conquer a castle town with

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

There's always a vacuum cleaner and a Chinese paper dragon...

Asher White
Asher White

Wow, I never knew you had it so hard.

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

there will never be a game with the size of Skyrim that focuses on well writen furry dating and sex

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

I'll be the king of your castle

It's a rough life

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

struggles

i love it

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

game
dating
well written
I'd say pick 2 but really even that's a stretch in most cases.

I WILL STORM THE GATES AND LEAVE A TRAIL OF CHARRED CORPSES IN MY WAKE

I thought you might.

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

Dont you have sex with someone new like two weeks?

Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

Nigga I do what I want.

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

I still don't really understand the gaster lore, is there a good resource for perusing it

I haven't had actual sex since... sometime last year?

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

good night faggots

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

"Nigga" you are asking me for melee advice I am giving it to you.

They're all, 100% fan theories. So no not really.

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

oh, lame

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

Nigga I don't need your advice.
I tell it how it be.

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

Long story short, sans has a laboratory. Notes in the lab proves he knew about saving and about frisk/chara's timeline shenanigans (which is obvious in genocide anyway) but had no power over it. Gaster was probably the progenitor of that research but disappeared for unspecified reasons.

NIGGA I FINNA FUCK YOU UP BUL IF YOU TRYNA STEP TO ME

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

i'd love to bite a pillow or two

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Well, not if there wasn't something else going on at the time I don't think, it's not like they taste good.

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

Oh, I recalled you were bragging once about getting sum fuk on a bi-monthly basis.

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

Ugh, seeing everything that went on between the final game and the ceremony...
I fucking hate HBox and feel so bad for Armada. Like seriously, I just plain don't like HBox and the way he acts after winning.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

I'm going to need all the Asriel porn you got, user.

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

I think I secretly like hbox because he's so dramatic. The showboating is fun. And more importantly for me, I hate armada winning because he is so unbelievably good. Anyone who ever plays armada is always the underdog.

I still don't know why armada was that sad though I mean the dude is still the unambiguous most accomplished player ever.

Goatboy is not for lewd.

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

ideally something else would be happening at the time

oh BTW i bought those gaysox, though it will be a while before they get here

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

Then give me all the images of the goteboy, user
mfw

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

Proud of you. The next step is to go out to a gaybar wearing them with the explicit objective of getting railed by everything within.

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

Oh my god, Mango at the ceremony tho...
HBox has never been and will never be the underdog to me. Armada IS so unbelievably good and I think he deserved it.
Armada probably sets really high expectations and is hard on himself, I'd imagine.

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

Hang around long enough and you'll see the lot.

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

Mango was some sort of salty, I swear.

On what possible level did Armada deserve that win?

Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

Why, have you done that before?

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

Well, I'm going to hope this thread doesn't get deleted
M O R E

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

Mango looked some sort of broken.
And he deserved it on a sexual level.

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

No, are you kidding me? I don't leave my house for anything but work and school and super smash bros melee for the nintendo gamecube.

They never do anymore. You should hang out on /trash/ though.

Yeah, mango's had a rough year, but tough love here: he has been lazy as fuck. Hbox, armada, leffen, they're all in the lab, all the time, developing their game. Mango is getting smashed, playing friendlies with the same handful of people and then playing other games for his stream. The truth is, mango is all talent and no work ethic, and that's just about caught up to him because everyone else is putting in the hours.

I don't understand.

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

Boring.

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

No more

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

Mango has been growing on me. Never used to like him, but now I think he's pretty aight. But then again, this is coming from the kid who started off idolizing M2K. I've never been with the cool kids, unfortunately.
Me neither.

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

Mango is still, by leaps and bounds, the most exciting of the big 6 to watch. But I'm being real about his work ethic. He's not putting in the effort to improve anymore.

Neither is m2k, incidentally, but I don't think he has to really. Jason's performance is 100% predicated on his mindset. If he thinks he can win, he can 3-0 armada's peach with marth. If he doesn't think he can win, he loses to swedish delight.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

I don't know, you could be the biggest slut in town and I wouldn't be the wiser.

oh, and i also wanna get a miniskirt but i for some reason i feel weird about it, convince me i'm a big enough faggot please

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

Have some on me, user

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

Ay Swedish is dope yo, got mad respect for the man.

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

Get a miniskirt, faggot.

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

Actually, I couldn't be the biggest slut in town where I live. Like it'd take a herculean effort to be #1 slut in the city of philadelphia.

Do it, faggot.

Still he's hardly on the level of any of the gods.

I think that's just a rabbit.

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

He's a god to me, anyhow.
A lot of people are.
I just ain't got what it takes to git gud, man.

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

Soup, arent you like really fat?

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

Most of us aren't. I'm happy to be competitive with anyone I play. I can't remember the last time I actually got bodied.

Cameron White
Cameron White

These threads are NOT gay. Do you know what a female feels during sex?. No. So you'll naturally go towards you know. Now if you're into the romantic side, well that's another matter.

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

what the actual fuck are you talking about

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

ok ok shopping time

nigga what im like twinky af

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

The polite way to say it is "gravitationally challenged."
It's been a hell of a long time since I've even played against anyone.

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

last time I played it was just some nice and clean friendlies at a homie's house but a ranked player was there and I was still running the setup because I was playing en fuego. It's actually stupid how easily I could be ranked in philly if I just showed up to stuff regularly. Although at this point my tournament skill might've atrophied enough that I wouldn't get anywhere, who knows.

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

Twinkies are plump as fuck.

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

Whatever works with whatchu want, mang.
I ain't even know what I want anymore. Not sure if I'll get to the good tourneys when I'm back up at school cause it's like an hour drive and eh.

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

I just hate that ppl will say you're a furfag just for liking this stuff.

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

Right, getting out to stuff is so much effort. I kinda hate that.

You are, idiot.

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

Are you?

Oh, that must of been someone else.

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Anyone here drunk as fuck?

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

Oh the cancer

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

not me, i weigh like 140lb

my metabolism is far too high to gain any pounds no matter what i eat

if you like gfur you're fucking gay get over it

if i was fat i wouldn't be buying a miniskirt, i'd be buying a treadmill

James Baker
James Baker

I should be able to give up Smash, but I don't think I can.
It makes hanging with my roommate easier, and it's fine enough to have as a small hobby, I guess. It's just always difficult to find balance. Either I want to do a lot more or a lot less.

Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

Lucky.

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

It's not even 4 in the afternoon man save it for later.

BUT NOW IT'S NOT A CANCER WARD WE'RE SLEEPING IN THE MORGUE!

You very clearly have a balance problem. You exercise constantly, which is good, but when you eat you go full feral canine, which isn't so good. You can't play melee without hating yourself and every other tournament you want to quit because you think you suck.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

Larger than life

Snarf thinks hes beautiful and buys that shit and look how gluttonous he is.

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

hello yes this is cancer how can i help you

it also means its really hard for me to gain muscle mass, though i dont think i should bother because i kinda want to look feminine

i wouldnt be able to comment on that

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

Mate its mid night hre.

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

Well, you're perceptive enough.
Yes, balance in life is something that I've been trying to work on this summer, albeit much success hasn't come in my opinion, but eh.
As for Melee, I just want it all. I want to be good and do well in tourneys, but I don't put in some effort and play with other people or practice totally consistently.

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

D:

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

fucking australians

I don't really know how you fix that. Balance is pretty easy for me but then I don't have nearly your work ethic so clearly there's an issue of priorities.

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

You dont look feminine

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