cute goats and rifles general
last online 19 days ago
then you are obviously not gay enough
aw shit he ded
Hello fam fams.
anyone got a homo potion?
tbh jab into f-tilt on spacies seems to be enough if I can't (yet) have enough frames to react to tech in place with grab. F-tilt works pretty well unless they're super low percentage.
Problem mostly solved.
The thing you might have to worry about even with jab is that they might asdi down shine you if you do it too frequently. That's an adaptation that happens over the course of a set though, probably not the first time.
i'm pretty sure subby has one
Dubba jab then. Yeah, a lot of adaptations can happen, like as I've said, if I see them start to think that that's the way out, I'd start up-smashing.
Anyways, that's enough obsessing over spacies for now.
it's not a potion so much as it is my semen mixed with rum. I call it the white hispanic.
Spacies are definitely sheiks hardest matchup in any case. Spacies fucking body sheik to hell and back.
Not sure if that's your worst matchup or not though.
I really love facing spacies whether I win or lose.
that's a pretty gay cocktail, i'm sure it would work
this has dicks
That's because spacies are literally the reason melee is fun. Even non spacies players understand this. Nobody WANTS to play a fucking peach ditto, ever. Everyone who plays a character that isn't fox or falco wants to face fox and falco in bracket so the game can actually be exciting.
The semen isn't actually necessary; the rum gets one drunk enough to do gay things enthusiastically.
Seattle native reporting
Made my day. Best burgers ever
I need my combos and throws or else I'm nothing.
Katia watch the fuck out of this.
Or you could just be kirbykaze vs kalamazhu and body the fuck out of peach straight savage.
The semen isn't actually necessary
plus then you can nickname it rumcum or something
Well it doesn't actually help with taste unless you're a real big faggot but hey I could've underestimated your queer score.
That match will always be remembered.
Fucking needles, man.
I mean, if it were viable, I might like to pick up a new character for funsies. But I don't think I can.
Become the fox main you know you want to be.
can u b my gote tonite
I mean, I'm a pretty big faggot
I have never tasted cum before though, so I don't know how that affects my "queer score"
Nigga, every character besides Sheik immediately sucks ass when they're in my hands. Peach is decent enough to be neutral.
As fun as it might be, the learning curve is steep and I'm not sure if I'm cut out to do such a thing.
I'd thought Fox, but then more Marth, but now I'm not sure.
It adds uncertainty since we don't know if you'd be about it.
No one has blown a load in your mouth?
fuck off give peinus
At your level, definitely don't pick up marth unless you want to focus on him. Marth is an incredibly hard character past true noob levels. Fox is even easier, provided your execution is solid.
THIS IS PROBABLY HARAM
its ok allah is dumb anyway
The idea is a pretty big turn on, if that helps
just add a picture of mohammed to that comment and you'll be enriched in no time
But graaaabs tho.
Yeah, I suppose so. I just always give up after trying Fox cause shit.
Marth is not technically demanding except for some wonky combo setups, but you need to completely change how you play the game to do well with him. Hitting buttons as marth is death, whereas sheik can whiff all day and be fine.
Fox is technically demanding but once you have the execution you can largely just go nuts and do fine.
Both require a substantial time investment if you want to actually make them remotely viable as a sheik/peach player.
everything I post is muhammad
what is the maximum queer score one can have
Unless the Puff matchup drives me clinically insane, I'll likely just stick to Sheik.
Those penises aren't anatomically correct.
The scoring isn't consistent. You can be, say, a 5 star fag, or a flawless fudgepacker, or a perfect 10 penisgargler, and they all more or less mean the same thing, except when they don't. That said, the highest score is just "SF"
Sheik honest to god beats puff. Someone on reddit put it really well: Sheik is a grounded character and puff is an aerial character, but somehow sheik beats puff in the air and loses to her on the ground. The logic is that you can really never grab puff unless she's in shield and have a read because she'll rest your ass, but your bair actually just straight up beats hers.
I haven't played shittale
whats the character name?
Asriel. He's an enormous spoiler. Go play the game, shitbird. If you have ever enjoyed an RPG in your life you will like it.
I completely realize that the matchup is nothing insurmountable and demanding a change.
Still, we'll see how well my sanity holds.
You can be, say, a 5 star fag, or a flawless fudgepacker, or a perfect 10 penisgargler
you gotta give me a title like that
That said, the highest score is just "SF"
meaning you, presumably
tfw get home from work and no cute dragon to suck me off
You absolutely should not switch to fox for puff. Not on any level. Every puff main in the world practices beating up on fox more than anything else. You will simply not have the matchup integrity to overcome that and you'll get rocked, when your main is 100% capable of it.
tfw get home from work and no badass dragon to conquer a castle town with
There's always a vacuum cleaner and a Chinese paper dragon...
Wow, I never knew you had it so hard.
there will never be a game with the size of Skyrim that focuses on well writen furry dating and sex
I'll be the king of your castle
It's a rough life
i love it
I'd say pick 2 but really even that's a stretch in most cases.
I WILL STORM THE GATES AND LEAVE A TRAIL OF CHARRED CORPSES IN MY WAKE
I thought you might.
Dont you have sex with someone new like two weeks?
Nigga I do what I want.
I still don't really understand the gaster lore, is there a good resource for perusing it
I haven't had actual sex since... sometime last year?
good night faggots
"Nigga" you are asking me for melee advice I am giving it to you.
They're all, 100% fan theories. So no not really.
Nigga I don't need your advice.
I tell it how it be.
Long story short, sans has a laboratory. Notes in the lab proves he knew about saving and about frisk/chara's timeline shenanigans (which is obvious in genocide anyway) but had no power over it. Gaster was probably the progenitor of that research but disappeared for unspecified reasons.
NIGGA I FINNA FUCK YOU UP BUL IF YOU TRYNA STEP TO ME
i'd love to bite a pillow or two
Well, not if there wasn't something else going on at the time I don't think, it's not like they taste good.
Oh, I recalled you were bragging once about getting sum fuk on a bi-monthly basis.
Ugh, seeing everything that went on between the final game and the ceremony...
I fucking hate HBox and feel so bad for Armada. Like seriously, I just plain don't like HBox and the way he acts after winning.
I'm going to need all the Asriel porn you got, user.
I think I secretly like hbox because he's so dramatic. The showboating is fun. And more importantly for me, I hate armada winning because he is so unbelievably good. Anyone who ever plays armada is always the underdog.
I still don't know why armada was that sad though I mean the dude is still the unambiguous most accomplished player ever.
Goatboy is not for lewd.
ideally something else would be happening at the time
oh BTW i bought those gaysox, though it will be a while before they get here
Then give me all the images of the goteboy, user
Proud of you. The next step is to go out to a gaybar wearing them with the explicit objective of getting railed by everything within.
Oh my god, Mango at the ceremony tho...
HBox has never been and will never be the underdog to me. Armada IS so unbelievably good and I think he deserved it.
Armada probably sets really high expectations and is hard on himself, I'd imagine.
Hang around long enough and you'll see the lot.
Mango was some sort of salty, I swear.
On what possible level did Armada deserve that win?
Why, have you done that before?
Well, I'm going to hope this thread doesn't get deleted
M O R E
Mango looked some sort of broken.
And he deserved it on a sexual level.
No, are you kidding me? I don't leave my house for anything but work and school and super smash bros melee for the nintendo gamecube.
They never do anymore. You should hang out on /trash/ though.
Yeah, mango's had a rough year, but tough love here: he has been lazy as fuck. Hbox, armada, leffen, they're all in the lab, all the time, developing their game. Mango is getting smashed, playing friendlies with the same handful of people and then playing other games for his stream. The truth is, mango is all talent and no work ethic, and that's just about caught up to him because everyone else is putting in the hours.
I don't understand.
Mango has been growing on me. Never used to like him, but now I think he's pretty aight. But then again, this is coming from the kid who started off idolizing M2K. I've never been with the cool kids, unfortunately.
Mango is still, by leaps and bounds, the most exciting of the big 6 to watch. But I'm being real about his work ethic. He's not putting in the effort to improve anymore.
Neither is m2k, incidentally, but I don't think he has to really. Jason's performance is 100% predicated on his mindset. If he thinks he can win, he can 3-0 armada's peach with marth. If he doesn't think he can win, he loses to swedish delight.
I don't know, you could be the biggest slut in town and I wouldn't be the wiser.
oh, and i also wanna get a miniskirt but i for some reason i feel weird about it, convince me i'm a big enough faggot please
Have some on me, user
Ay Swedish is dope yo, got mad respect for the man.
Get a miniskirt, faggot.
Actually, I couldn't be the biggest slut in town where I live. Like it'd take a herculean effort to be #1 slut in the city of philadelphia.
Do it, faggot.
Still he's hardly on the level of any of the gods.
I think that's just a rabbit.
He's a god to me, anyhow.
A lot of people are.
I just ain't got what it takes to git gud, man.
Soup, arent you like really fat?
Most of us aren't. I'm happy to be competitive with anyone I play. I can't remember the last time I actually got bodied.
These threads are NOT gay. Do you know what a female feels during sex?. No. So you'll naturally go towards you know. Now if you're into the romantic side, well that's another matter.
what the actual fuck are you talking about
ok ok shopping time
nigga what im like twinky af
The polite way to say it is "gravitationally challenged."
It's been a hell of a long time since I've even played against anyone.
last time I played it was just some nice and clean friendlies at a homie's house but a ranked player was there and I was still running the setup because I was playing en fuego. It's actually stupid how easily I could be ranked in philly if I just showed up to stuff regularly. Although at this point my tournament skill might've atrophied enough that I wouldn't get anywhere, who knows.
Twinkies are plump as fuck.
Whatever works with whatchu want, mang.
I ain't even know what I want anymore. Not sure if I'll get to the good tourneys when I'm back up at school cause it's like an hour drive and eh.
I just hate that ppl will say you're a furfag just for liking this stuff.
Right, getting out to stuff is so much effort. I kinda hate that.
You are, idiot.
Oh, that must of been someone else.
Anyone here drunk as fuck?
Oh the cancer
not me, i weigh like 140lb
my metabolism is far too high to gain any pounds no matter what i eat
if you like gfur you're fucking gay get over it
if i was fat i wouldn't be buying a miniskirt, i'd be buying a treadmill
I should be able to give up Smash, but I don't think I can.
It makes hanging with my roommate easier, and it's fine enough to have as a small hobby, I guess. It's just always difficult to find balance. Either I want to do a lot more or a lot less.
It's not even 4 in the afternoon man save it for later.
BUT NOW IT'S NOT A CANCER WARD WE'RE SLEEPING IN THE MORGUE!
You very clearly have a balance problem. You exercise constantly, which is good, but when you eat you go full feral canine, which isn't so good. You can't play melee without hating yourself and every other tournament you want to quit because you think you suck.
Larger than life
Snarf thinks hes beautiful and buys that shit and look how gluttonous he is.
hello yes this is cancer how can i help you
it also means its really hard for me to gain muscle mass, though i dont think i should bother because i kinda want to look feminine
i wouldnt be able to comment on that
Mate its mid night hre.
Well, you're perceptive enough.
Yes, balance in life is something that I've been trying to work on this summer, albeit much success hasn't come in my opinion, but eh.
As for Melee, I just want it all. I want to be good and do well in tourneys, but I don't put in some effort and play with other people or practice totally consistently.
I don't really know how you fix that. Balance is pretty easy for me but then I don't have nearly your work ethic so clearly there's an issue of priorities.
You dont look feminine