Hey Sup Forums, I don't play Pokémon Go, why do people hate team instinct?

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

Hey Sup Forums, I don't play Pokémon Go, why do people hate team instinct?

David Martin
David Martin

The color yellow

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

they hate it cuz with it they dont get dick up their ass

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

I just dislike blatant fags.
Mystic is fine because they keep it in the closet.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

Team Mystic here.

I actually really like Team Instinct. They are chill people who are generally polite when talking with other people about the game, excited to share pokemon locations and just enjoy life/the game as it is.

Team Valor on the other hand is a bunch of dickbags who are hyper-aggressive and way too competitive.

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

My experience in my small town is that yellow is full of normal, chill people. While red and blue are full of screaming mongoloids. They hate us cuz they ain't us

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

You normies will argue over anything...

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

Also zapdos is best bird

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

Team mystic here.
Every single person I have randomly interacted with while playing has been from team instinct. They were good people.
People from my team are usually more closeted.
People from team valor have yelled at me.

Good times.

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

100% right

we're not a large house, but we're a proud one

John Wood
John Wood

We don't, we just don't like Valor.

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

Zapdos ist ser bezt

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

In my small town they're kinda loud, but generally normal and not hyper competitive. Valor is just the mongoloid clan.

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

im in team instinct, everyone on my city who is team instinct are cool, also mystic, but valor, meh, they are pretty much assholes in here

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

Team mystic are the type of people who watch tv with the subtitles on the whole time

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

Because they are faggots. Faggot color, faggot attitude, faggot personalit, faggot stance, faggot faggotry etc.

In the darkest night, we are the flame! Fight for Valor

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

Team Valor here.
I get basicaly no interaction.
why, you may ask?
Becouse Hungary is in the state of denial. Many play pokemon go, but we wont admit it, becouse people will think that we are like the americunt retards who run would run across a busy highway just to catch a fucking pidgey.

Carter Wood
Carter Wood

Valor is smaller and has to be more aggressive.

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

Valor in a nutshell for you

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

Team Valor, the chavs of Pokemon Go

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

It's true.

Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

Team mystic wipes back to front

Jose Hughes
Jose Hughes

Team Valor wipes with balled toilet paper.

David Robinson
David Robinson

Team mystic's resume contains clip art

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

Team Instinct doesn't wipe at all and has dried shit in their butthole.

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

nothing wrong with clip art faggot

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

Valor 4lyfe, my nigga.

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

Team Valor
Smaller

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

Valor here.
FUCKING MYSTIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING INSTINCT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

Team mystic refers to multiple computer components as "the browser"

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

Kys

Julian Green
Julian Green

Go back to watching leafy you mystic faggot.

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

Valor confirmed not satan, yet still firey.

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

Same user.
Just wanted to add, I'm from Spain and I'm amazed that this team characterizations are so similar across the globe

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

Fuck yeah another one from Spain. Level?

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

People hate every fucking team, you should see the shit team valor gets.

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

I don't know, not many people in the area I live are Team Instinct, It's majority Team Mystic and Team Valor. All the gyms here around where I am are valor gyms. I'm not sure if it's an internet thing, but where I am no one really cares about teams lol

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

As an Instinct player, we only really get like 1-2 gyms, we prefer just catching stuff and dont get too competitive for gyms or pokestops, we just like catching shit.

Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

Reached 19 today

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

No one cares really it's just another thing to talk about

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

It's cause you guys can't capture gyms even if you wanted to. #TEAMMYSTIC

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

Mystic because we know our shit and act upon it, Valor is most definitely a worthy opponent, though facing Instinct is like goin' up against a group of arrogant retards wielding iPhones and Bananas.

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

Samefag from team valor trying to give other teams a bad name.

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

Why you gotta be rude dude, i just wanna have fun with my 106 ratatas

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

I'm on valor because I liked Pokemon red the most, my brother picked team blue because his work buddies teamed up.

A few friends picked instinct, and honestly my whole town is fine with everyone being any team, we do love these rival memes because of the constant back and forth pissing contest.

We admit mystic has the most players, but valor has the highest level players and Pokemon, but instinct has the keen ability to sneak in when a gym turns white and steals it. Again though, all friendly and fun.

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

the logo is wrong, great job

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

instinct here, guess we dont want any blue-red rivalry and just want to enjoy the game as it it

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

wat

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

look at the shape :-)

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

The only people I've met from Instinct saw me and gf taking their gym and u turned in the middle of street to yell fuck you and pull up next to us to try and take their gym back.

William Morris
William Morris

Mystic and Valor are either sperg mongoloids or SRS BUSNSS who pretend that being part of either means something.

Both despise Instinct because their players aren't sperg or hardcore enough.

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

I feel like most people are okay with Instinct. Valor and Mystic hate each other, mostly because Valor has a bunch of worthless faggots on their team. But Instinct is okay.

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

Sorry man. It's the rivalry thing.

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

basicaly Valor sounds the most badass, so you got the aggressive bros going in there. Mystic sounds cool too. Instinct sounds so shitty compared to those two. I chose it tho because it had the smallest population and I like the challenge. I feel like the people who choose valor are the same people who write down that their the type of people who are brave and will do anything for friends, but when the time comes to show it, they pussy out.

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

I'm part of valor and I'm generally pretty chill. My younger brother is in instinct and I dislike mystic because they always take gyms that he owns pretty quickly due to his low power.

to me, personally, mystic are the biggest douchebags and I honestly think the valor hate is just meme magic.
I always see team mystic memes about how valor is so aggressive and crude and it just seems too *ahem* "farfetch'd" if you catch my drift. In truth, they are far more persistent as the introduction to the team would imply; they try their darnedest to overpower mystic gyms because mystic seems to be the majority.

I've never seen a valor member take a gym from my kid brother a few seconds after he takes it for himself

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

I picked valor because I liked Pokemon red. And I liked fire chicken original recipe not fire chicken gen 3 edition
Anybody who picked a team because of the:

Valor is tuff
Mystic is smart
Instinct is....instinctive?

Is retarded

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

Why do people jerk off to the teams? They have no role other than capturing gyms.

Michael Long
Michael Long

Mystic autist here

I've only met instinct

more than half were clearly actual retards

i have audio of one of them after his faygo (which he left the cap off of) flew off the table

I'll try and post audio before 404

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

Cant speak for others but I joined instinct mainly for the challenge. Everyone I knew joining valour and mystic were either socially inept or claimed to have anxiety issues. The kind that are in their mid 30s and still wear beanies with lip piercing and black veil brides shirts. Didn't feel like being associated with that

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

Gee, I wonder who's team YOU'RE on.

Owen King
Owen King

I picked Mystic because it's the same color as my hair.

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

if i were to choose team valor once i actually get a phone that can actually play the game, will i automatically get labeled as a dickbag? im pretty quiet and to myself

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

Anyone who goes out of their way to assert that their team is better is an autist.

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

#TeamValor4Life

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

All these faggots acting like it matters.
I play but all this shit about your team is fucking idiots making a big deal out of nothing.
Just looking for a reason to fight about it.

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

Who the fuck cares about teams.. im valor and IDGAF about mystic or i instinct. Play the game and be friendly towards everyone.

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

Instinct here. It's really not the fact we can't beat the gym, in fact it's really easy, I just prefer to catch and hang with my mates it just makes the fame way more fun

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

Thats justidiotic. Fucking douchebags doing this.

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

Thankfully we don't have those types, all we get are the:

Packing 3 knives
Fingerless gloves
Borderline retarded
Doesn't know when NOT to say something.

Types whom everyone ignores because their retarded.

Example:
Sitting at a lure with friends, a few small kids show up, ages 12-14 probably
Kids ask about everyone's teams and what we are catching.
Wild retard appears
5' 7" of pure autism
290lbs of concentrated autism
No shirt. Stretch marks that would rival a pregnant woman after triplets.
Wearing cargo shorts with 2 visible knives in little knife holsters(not sheathes they literally looked like handgun holsters). Third knife on a necklace on neck. Also in a sheath
No hat, but you knew he owned a fedora...you could feel the aura.
"Lulz noobs why can't you beat my gym , you too weak? Wussies"
Indicates towards a gym with his arm
Indicates a gym which mystic team owns.
Tell him we don't care and whatever
He ignores me and unleashes his retarded voice in a new person
"Mystic is the best, nobody can beat my gym. So don't bother, my vaporeon is super strong so fuck off"
"Oh and valor sucks, because we took it from them, they can't even defend themselves. I bet they-"
(Rambling about how much other teams suck intensifies)
He finally leaves
Instinct players and valor decide we should take it back, mystic players just let us take it.
20 minutes later there is a level 7 valor gym up, fully stocked.
Retard comes back red faced and pissed off. Screaming about how we can't do that ans its bullshit and he had 20 minutes to collect his gold and blah blah blah.

And before any of you guys get pissy. I have seen a bunch of retards from each team. Not just mystic.

Dylan King
Dylan King

Taking over a gym is fucking easy as long as You've got 6 ~500+ CP pokemons. I have a couple of 1000+ CP and can take 12.000 level gyms down on my own.

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

Probably niggers

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

At least the autistic manchild is getting some much needed exercise.

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

be me
team valor
little bro in instinct
in front of house playing Pokemon Go (haven't really played a Pokemon game since Hoenn)
guy walks by, sees us playing Pokemon Go
"hey, you guys playing Pokemon Go?"
doesn't even ask what team we're on
"Yeah."
"You guys should go down to the dog park; caught a 1080cp snorlax over there"
"Cool"
he walks back into his house
not sure what team he's on, the gym (which is just one street over) is still red. He must be valor because mystic would surely take it at a glance.

Just goes to show that nobody cares what team you're on. And team valor isn't as bad as meme mystic says they are.

Either team valor's online community is full of faggots or it's all meme magic

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

True, and he didn't smell like some. But damn dude...its Pokemon, not call of duty, or whatever, in real life people can kick your ass for being retarded. Not just squeaked at over microphones

Saw a guy get his bike stolen and when he caught the guy cops were called because they thought he would kill him.

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