Catfishman strikes again... shes gonna order me a spicy chicken sandwich lmao
Catfishman strikes again... shes gonna order me a spicy chicken sandwich lmao
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Wow. Most impressive thing I've seen all day. (Yawn) /thread
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hahahha lmfao someone please post the original catfish man greentext
are you really the catfishman?
Lol what do I say next when she starts to freak out
I cannot confirm, so there is no reason to tickle this question
No he's not. Newfag.
bump for potential
This. I've been practicing to catfish for several months now but I was inspired by him.
If someone rolls dubs I'll release her phone number, but if you guys aren't interested I wont
you will not find happiness by making other people feel like you
But I'm happy right now, user.
The real catfishman doesn't ask what to do, he just does it.
A few years from now you'll realize how sad all of this is.
you're trying too hard, catfish-hombre never tried that hard
Welp, I'm still waiting on a response. I suppose I should dump the tinder conversation?
This. I'm not catfishman, im an apprentice catfishlet
I never said I was catfishman.
Damn that's pathetic
You're not a catfish, you're just fat, ugly and living out the fantasy of being able to meet women for a date. Your life is pretty worthless. You should consider giving your organs to someone that needs them.
too lazy to save image
Lol go back to tinder faggots
Fuck off you cunt.
are you implying op should give you his/her dick faggit?
Of course not, she's a nigger.
op what the fuck, u giving xcuses like a child, just tell her
i hope u look good, what u wearing?
Kek the bitch bought me a sandwhich
Kys
fuck you newfag i been here since 99
Ask for a pic of your sammich
>number
Maybe but I think that would be too obvious.
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Not anymore
Lol I feel bad for that girl. Still laughed though,
Lol my job here's is done, however. You can tell her I'm a catfish if you want.
somebody should call her pretending to be the guy, and then another, and another...or just call her at 2AM and tell her you're almost there and if the sammich is warm
Why would you feel bad?
i cant even laugh. i just feel so bad for her. fuck you op for doing this you degenerate.
You type like an autist. Are u so ugly and boring you cant get bitches to fuck you and buy you shit without using a fake pic?
I've hooked up with girls on tinder and scored free weed beer and food just from being a half decent person. All these screens are cringey and its nothin to be proud of lol. Kys
Nah too lazy. How would you have gotten your sandwich anyways?
Even her responses sound like she's already given up. Are you just picking on desperate uglies or something dude? Thats not right, use your powers for good and take some valley girls down a few pegs or something, don't beat what's already dead .
Haven't been on here in awhile, what does kys mean ?
Lol cry more.
I do it because I laugh. Hard.
I'm not going there.
No I'm picking on valley girls, I got you fam. She's no ugly.
Kill yourself faggot
For not knowing this
Pretty much, OP is a sad human being and is absolutely worthless
Op you should pretend you got into a car crash and then disappear
You do it cause youre full of shit and probably jerks off alone every night , and this is the only entertainment your sorry ass can get lol
You laugh at other people's misery because deep down you know they are better than you.
I will in the end, that's what I had planned.
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Is that it
Pic related is OP
christ this thread is full of faggots
whine more your tears are delicious
FUCK YOU
Grow up, you're fucking embarrassing. Get a job and some friends
kek
>Being this buttmad
Kill
Your
Self
OP hates himself
Lol so mad, you've been catfished I assume?
hhh
Kek send a pic of "you" driving down a a hilly road so you can set up the crash
tell her you don't like pressure
This isn't even funny it's just cringe and I don't give a fuck about her. How little self awareness can one man possess
Go fuck yourself.
You're not even trying OP
OP, Send this pic and say you hit something. She will go start looking for you for sure
found her
fb/cmincher
Time for wow
wowowowowo
Lol
You're right so much trolling for such little effort
What's the original pic say?
IS IT REALLY CATFISHMAN
She either doesn't care any more about you or she's figured out you're lying
Lolololol, OP could've gotten some pussy but instead decides to wuss out. Goodjob.
this thread is literally top 10 Sup Forums battles
Its almost definitely an ugly fat bitch
Kek
Everyting that goes up must come down OP...
the fuck you shouldve just told her youre fucking her over that wouldve been gold
what a terrible thread, you're trying to troll her when she doesnt even care hahaha
You sure about that? It's Arbys time
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Not OP but Im sure she cares but won't let it show, obviously.
KYS, you ruined your own thread.
asshole
OP, i'm proud on you. Now give her like a fake silly adress, where she has to drive 1 hour for or something.
this
texting with her now OP, she seems alright. sucks for you when she responds because she knows you're a piece of shit now. next time don't make a shit tier thread.
WHY IS SO STUPID
Poor girl I really wish she decides not to come over
Did that (:
'm lady white knight
Lol she will I think
I know you're not catfishman but can you send him my regards through the catfishmen's network?
Wubba lubba dubble dubble dubs!
post your convo with her
whos address is it?
if you were really fucking smart, you would post an address from down the street or across the road, so you can see her from your window outside knocking on that persons door/texting you.
but you're probably too retarded for that/
facebook/cmincher
and no one is jumping on this? okay Sup Forums
lol, i've been catfished before but this is funny
Who's gonna be a winner and send her this thread?
I did an Arby's that in currently posting from, convenient huh?
my mother in law lives in overland
Wow so funny