Be me

>be me
>be married
>be in town today
>walk by massage parlor
>get the itch
>"no user be strong believe in the power of monogamous mariage"
>get home
>ask wife a massage
>"k user but im le tired like i always am"
>get half-assed 5 minutes backrub
>"k user so tired going to bed now"
>blueballsagaintonight.jpg
>mfw i get more from 50 bucks and a random chinese chick than my useless wife

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Can't help you user: been hitting dem AMPs for better part of a year now, for the exact same reason, so I'm the last one who'll try to steer you away from them. It's really fine tuned some of my latent kinks, too - which doesn't really help the home sex life, but that's pretty much a moot point for us, isn't it?

what a whiney bitch
but dur, my wife isn't a sex worker and I'm so maaad

nah fix your home life you stupid fuck

Cause that hasn't been tried at all
>gd bait

Srs, once you married it, let it get away with it for a year or more you can never fix it.

Bring it up, guilt her into trying harder. Tries harder for a week, maybe 3 if lucky and then just reverts back.

What you get now is her true form. Ask me how I know. They're all the fucking same.

cant fix it? might as well cheat and introduce my spouse to sti
>believing your own bullshit

>they're all the same
good luck with that dumbassery

And they wonder why men cheat/struggle with monogamy. It's fucking bullshit. We are driven by hormones, if we don't have that outlet, we will find it... The struggle is real

using your dick and not your head for everyday thought does seem to lead to a lot of this

yeah im starting to see that ... its like everytime i try my best to stay faithful and arrange for us to "feel sexy" she just bails in the most disapointing way possible. she'll do "efforts" everynow and then but even that gets old. im still looking young, am ripped and the ladies like me. some days i convince myself it doesnt matter but some others it just hits me hard that im now committed to what feels like a friend more than anything ...

massage parlors dont feel like cheating like fucking someone else does so thats where i go when i really cant stand it.

By dick, you obviously mean following your hormonal instinct.

Women look for security and shelter. A provider.
Men look to spread thier dna as far and wide as they can.

you guys married ?

God you guys have it rough.

>gayfag here
My husband (been together for ten years now) and I took massage classes. And to top it off he's got a blowjob fetish. He loves sucking dick so much that there hasnt been a single day that I've known him that ive gone without a blowjob. Every morning I wake up to his lips and tongue massaging my glans and every night i go to bed satisfied as well.

Op here, i often wish i was gay. im not even joking.

I dunno, maybe try and talk with her about how you think your sex life is missing something and that you desire more affection?

Cheating isn't the way to fix something, you obviously married her for a reason. Try to get that spark back?

it's one dude and obviously

She's not giving you massages? or not giving you any puss at all?

it's not obvious on Sup Forums. good for you user.

kids ?

my wife and I do the same, there's never really a reason to cheat

>hurdur, my hormones have taken over and I'm suddenly 12 again

we both steralized so it wouldnt ever happen

OP, you already gave her complete access to your bank account, so she has no motivation to please you.

If you want a bitch to keep giving it to you, don't marry her. The marriage contract says you got to keep paying her, but she doesn't have to do anything in return.

MGTOW

not much of anything at all. and it often feels like a chore when it happens. im sure she has her reasons it just sucks we're both at the points we're at right now.

makes sense then. it's been since kids for us.

>>Sup Forums

Have you talked to her about it?

Usually when a woman declines sex or other intimate relations is because she's not getting as much out of it as you do.

I don't know what you guys do so I can't judge, obviously. But maybe give her some more attention and she'll be more willing to do it back?

>5 minutes backrub
Hell, at least you got something.
My wife doesn't do jack

we could go on all day but im afraid this is pretty much the short version, yeah.

all chicks i've been with were fucking like rabbits only during the "seduction" phase.

My wife is Chinese American. Home sex life is great. She has come with me to AMP's with me. She's always help out giving me table shower and massage, but likes to let the provider finish me off. She knows I go once a week on the weekend to relieve stress of work week with some 'pampering' as she calls it. She believes there's no problem with husbands doing this. Cultural thing, I believe. Anyway. Run it by your wife. Maybe as a joke first, when she says she's too tired. You never know..

well be happy you got a wife willing to do so.

my experience as well

You got lucky, but I'm pretty sure a lot of gay couple face the same issues as the hetero. Routine, boredom etc...
The homos should never have asked for marriage. From here it's all downfall.

ITT: virgins giving advice to married people

How do you signal to the chink that youre there for a handjob and not just a massage?

Far from true in my case. I'd do a lot just to have a woman let me eat her out!

Multiple long term (3yr+ relationships) currently engaged (gave her the kid she wanted and it all stopped). I talk about the problems endlessly, she changes for a week, then reverts.
I'm a pleaser, I'd rather suck her clit for hours than get a bj or anything. She just see's me as a partner and provider I'm sure. With zero sexual motivation or attraction.

Should have moved in with best friend and adopted a kid if I wanted this kind of a sexual relationship.

>le tired

Holy fucking shit OP, you went full faggot with that one.

That's cause your doing it wrong faggot. I give my fiancé full back legs ass feet massage then she gets on top and rides me hard because she is already naked from massage. Or bj if it's that time of the month

As she's giving you the massage, rub your fingers on her leg as she's beside you. When she asks you to turn over, she'll ask you if there's any other area you need. Put her hand on your cock.

>End of ze world was made 13 years ago
Fuck

oh yeah. tried to talk, to write, to explain reasonably. then i got mad. then cold. it has become much more of a topic than i ever wished it did. again, she makes "efforts" everynow and then. which doesnt feel that fulfilling since the word "effort" is involved.

thats what i thought too. again im sure she has reasons im sure im not the perfect hubby either. i do look after the kids, house and am the income provider though.

just as an example, we recently went to one of her friend's weddings. no kids just us for the first time in ages. had an awesome day, got drunk, danced together, flirted all night. she passed out the minute we entered the hotel room. i had built up so much expectations it made me so furious i had to take a walk. she had a headache next morning. we went back home.

This isn't your role playing forum faggot.

Damn, that sucks ass. Maybe couple therapy will help? I dunno.

Heck, maybe get her on birth control pills, the hormones might get her more horny? But I believe it might be because she's unhappy (had a depression, my libido went down crazy, didn't want to get pleased either because it just didn't feel good anymore).

I really hope you guys can work it out, good luck.

Same here except straight. My fiancée either blows me or we have sex everyday. There is mayb one day a month we do nothing to eachother been that way for a few years now

sorry bro. probably my future though aha

I've actually heard that the biggest problem that counselors hear from gay couples is that eventually it comes out that they both vastly prefer to bottom, even if one of them usually tops. This leads to feelings of jealousy and boredom, which can lead to cheating, same as any straight couple.

Honest advice here for OP, though:

I was HOOKED on AMPs for the better part of a year. Rubmaps was probably my most visited website, period.

While I was going to "relieve stress," my sex life at home with my wife was shit, and I blamed it all on her.

Looking back, it was more her fault than mine, but I certainly wasn't helping the cause at all.

Here's what I did, hope it'll work for you. Go home tonight and fuck your wife. Even if you're tired, even if she "has a headache." Just be charming and funny and "seduce" her into it.

Then do it tomorrow night. No matter how shitty your respective days at work were, no matter how annoying the kids' problems are.

Keep this up for a week. After a week, you'll have no drive to visit the massage parlors, but you'll have less desire to fuck her again.

Ignore your lack of lust and just get right back on. Fuck her at least five times a week for a month.

The more sex a woman has, the better it sounds. If you go weeks without it, it suddenly becomes this big production in her mind. Don't let it become that.

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Don't be butthurt cause all your dick gets is a tight grip from your hand

I'm serious here, are you sure she's not getting her vag poked by some other fucker behind your back?

yeah i keep reading about dudes saying you should marry chicks from traditional countries, espcially asians.

i thought of mentionning the parlors actually, but not sure it would fly with mine ..

And by better part of a year, I meant better part of 3 years.

Seriously, AMPs are fun. It's easy to get hooked.

>Should have moved in with best friend and adopted a kid if I wanted this kind of a sexual relationship.
this

Oh, and sorry for the long post. Honest advice from a guy who's been there.

Cheat with people out of town

Cheat and keep your mouth shut
Youll ve happier
For all femanons reading, if your man has to ask and you turn him down twice, you deserve it

thats becoz im frenchfag

>getting married
They stop trying

>turn him down twice
Within what length of time, neckbeard?

She was a porn star pre birth. Died after that. She has a libido, she masturbates, usually I get somewhat a sympathy fuck. 90% it's just missionary.

She's been on and off birth control since. No changes.

Looks at trying for second kid now, which I want, but it rally shows her true colours. Ovulation, she rapes me for obvious reasons. Nothing more than missionary as usual, but frequent. No or very little foreplay, and if I try to drag foreplay out to make her orgasm, she isn't interested.

Actually slept in spare room out of anger last night after trying to talk about it all.

maybe post baby depression yeah. i hear its a thing ..

No time period needed

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Thats depends on the marriage

You have clearly never been married

Don't you fucking dare insult my woman, her grip is just the right amount of tight for me!

Legit.

Well, damn. You probably figured this out yourself by now but your marriage is breaking apart.

And she probably knows too and might think a second baby will save you, which it obviously doesn't.

Really, I suggest therapy. For the both of you, and maybe for single as well. There is obviously something wrong and you guys still have time to fix it before it gets out of hand too much.

If you don't change something your marriage won't change either. Just don't try to give up too easily.

Damn bro, that sucks. I know what it's like to have that happen. Exact same situation, friends wedding, having fun, get back to the room and literally told to fuck off when I started messing around. I wasn't married or kids but it was a serious 7 year relationship. The venom with which she told me to fuck off cut through me and I bailed. It was shitty being alone for a good while but I'm well over the hump now. Do what you gotta do for yourself and don't let her or your family or society keep you in a loveless situation.

thanks for the advice bro, but it seems we have different situations. im not hooked on AMPs, i'd much prefer sex with my wife. i just go to them when i cant resist anymore and need to feel a woman's full attention on my body.

i'm never tired for sex. like, ever. my wife is. and when she is, which is most of the time, i'd have to rape her to get anything from her. and yes i've tried the forceful play. works 1 time out of 50 she's just impossible to read.

Yea, no experience with it myself but seems quite heavy.

i'll spare you teh "i trust hr she'll never do that etc.." and just answer realistically. nah she's constantly with the kids and i work from home a lot. very unlikely.

Why don't you divorce?

Fag

>Actually slept in spare room out of anger last night after trying to talk about it all.
shit man we live the same life

We should arrange a mass suicide to protest monogamy. It's the proper way to sort this out for future guys I think.

Well then it sounds like what others are saying. You're marriage is in a nose dive. Go to councilling or start hiding assets, and frame her for a drug crime if you want the kid.

Something similar to me happened, she didn't say fuck off verbally, but same result. Here is what I did: I left her, on the spot. Why do you guys waste your time with women who have no respect for you?

i honestly think i'd be out without the kids. not out of anger she's a great woman but i am indeed not getting what i want out of our relationship.

the kids change everything though. you cant really know until you have them. the thought of hurting them is just unbearable.

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kids

>Here is what I did: I left her, on the spot.
shit. the words were dso damn close so many times.

>Why do you guys waste your time with women who have no respect for you?
again, in my case, kids.

You've just spoken the thought process of billions of men around the world. But Dw, men still don't care about or sacrifice as much for their kids as much as women, the media will make sure everyone think that anyway.

Are all AMP's like this or do you really have to sort of "shop" around? I didn't realize it was actually this popular..

if the curtains are closed and the sign is red, bring an extra 20 bill.

I bailed almost immediately too. I just got changed into my casual clothes took a piss and left. She was calling me, asking where I was going but I didn't reply. Just grabbed a taxi home took what I needed for work and my mate got the rest a few days later. Broke all contact. She tried to sue me for the rent but her name was on the lease, bills etc. Fuck her.

Go on backpage of rubmaps in your area. If they're advertised there, then that's what they do. Shop around tho. Some are better than others. Find a provider you like. Become a regular, you'll get more after they start to recognize you.

yup.

Nice!

kind of pics i used to send her when we started dating that would make her run to my place. i can naked around her as much as i want now she wont even raise her nose from facebook.

Yeah, I really feel that acting like a child was the best course of action. Its how I interact with all people.

Teenfag detected...

Not sure on age, but child detected...

If by acting like a child you mean not being total cuck, yeah, I agree.

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Not what I meant at all, retard.

Send pics like that to me and I'll suck your dick any time you want

There was a significant ramp up before I left her. That night in the hotel was the final straw. As I said it was the venom with which she told me to fuck off after nearly a year of blueballing me that resulted in me cutting contact. And spite I guess, I was told cutting her out would drive her crazy and it did.