Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

My mom told me that you suck dicks at Olive Garden on the daily OP, on the daily. And not for money, but just because you enjoy it.

This is obviously bait, but, next time, when you try to troll, remember that anonymous doesn't have a leader.

Fuck you op kill yourself


Anonymous wasn't even cool when it was cool

Omg im so sorry. Ill stop. Please dont anonymous me.

oh okay then

"Except this time it's the leader speaking"
= 12 year old who sucks dicks at the Olive Garden.

Excuse me how do I become part of anonymous? I have the user mask and stuff, but where do I sign up? And how much is membership? I really want be anonymous.

I am legion
I am anonymous

Le 9 gag army needs to get fucked

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kek u cant do sh*t

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Also sucks dicks at Olive Garden. That's the anonymous headquarters. It's under the table and to attain membership you need to place your mouth on a customers genitals. And lots of breadsticks.

Do I get free bread sticks? How many balls do I need to suck? Will you be there? How do I show that im a willing member?

Hey everyone there is no leader of user it is ruled by everyone that way there is no government

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Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag?
tumblr?

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my sides!
i think op made his bait so terrible on purpose

well shit guys it was fun for the week i was here
:(

get of cuck we are anonymous..

HOLY CRAP NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT YOU MAY BE RIGHT HOLY SHITSTAINS

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Im scared they closed loli bread

TOP KEK Mein negger

ok

My ip is 127.0.0.1 please hack it

A) unlimited breadsticks
B) 7
C) yes, I'm always at the Olive Garden
D) suck 7 genitals, put breadsticks in purse (bring a big one), wear black hoodie & Guy Fawkes mask, go to men's bathroom, say "anonymous" 3 times in the mirror, the man without a head will then appear from the stall behind you, suck his genitals (doesn't count in original 7), say nothing but "thank you kind leader", come find me in the kitchen and I'll snap your mug and print out your offishial anonymous ID badge, we only take the best of the best, so god damnit you better not spit any of that shit out.

Fuuu

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Ip is 198.0.1.9 plz hack

Mfw they threaten to take down Sup Forums

THE NEWFAGGOTERY IS HIGH IN THIS THREAD. "THIS MUST BE BAIT" REEEEEEEEEEE SUMMERFUCJING FAGS DON'T KNOW ITS COPYPASTA LIKE937402 TIMES A YEAR LURK MOAR FUVKING AUMMERFAGS REEEEEEEE

>leader
>cant afford real mask
1%stoner here. laughing at you.

7.8/10 quality b8 m8

>anonymous originated from Sup Forums
>the leader

No pls im good man bro, Im Obama.

I am anonymous too

You ok man?

Okay, it's getting boring now anyway,

I think I'll head outside

Yes you get free bread sticks but only1basket.
As many as it takes user, being anonymous isnt something to take lightly.
Yes ill be there, but ill be anonymous.
You'll need to swallow to prove how serious you are.

We are legion
We dont forget

Fug what do we do guyse xDDDD

We will all be anonymoused to death!

Do I get health insurance?

No thats my ip bro. Plz hack

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Finally.

>Anonymous here, except it's the leader
>Forgetting anonymous doesn't have a leader
>Forgetting anonymous started here
Nice b8 m8, r8 8/8.
Seriously kys

we are onionymous
we are a region
forgive and forget
expecto potronum

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do you sincerely think your bong makes you cool
its just embarrassing

there isn't a leader to anonymous you fuckwit

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Ok no, sorry dont arrest me

>- The Leader
kEk

>1% stoner.
Life must be pretty boring for ya.

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Anonymous has no leader
It's a community working toward a goal
Dumbass

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>This is obviously bait, but, next time, when you try to troll, remember that anonymous doesn't have a leader.
Fucking summerfag

>heaven
>moot
This is some old pasta

Not impressed Op. Kys

real fresh quality b8 i r8 8/8

That was not homofobia anyway

Yea they bounced years ago.

im not the 1% guy if thats what you're saying

I know. I was agreeing with you.

Anonymous is a community working towards a goal they dont have a leader also Anonymous originated from Sup Forums go suck some more olive garden dick you fag

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shitty bait tbh

>I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything,

this makes me laugh every single time

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1. Anonymous doesn't have a leader
2. Hacker leader associates himself with "us" meaning he can't even handle the dox of normal anons on a message board.
3. This picture Is from google
Better luck next time summer fag

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Moot lefty you summerfag, not all of us are fucking people who fap to children. Some of us are Sup Forumsirgins, Sup Forumsssholes, Robots, Sup Forumsice etc.

You should delete gore threads and child porn threads, not the fucking website itself. That's fucking stupid. Go on, hack my adress leak everything. I don't give a shit. Nothing on their to take from me (Except maybe my TF2 Hats.)

If summerfag, get off here newfag.

Your mom is a wise woman

That hurt to read

Anonymous leader is Jesus.

Topkek

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How many times have our end been predicted already?