It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Jeremiah Baker
My mom told me that you suck dicks at Olive Garden on the daily OP, on the daily. And not for money, but just because you enjoy it.
Benjamin Morales
This is obviously bait, but, next time, when you try to troll, remember that anonymous doesn't have a leader.
Jack Watson
Fuck you op kill yourself
Anonymous wasn't even cool when it was cool
Jordan Bell
Omg im so sorry. Ill stop. Please dont anonymous me.
Carson Wood
oh okay then
Evan Torres
"Except this time it's the leader speaking" = 12 year old who sucks dicks at the Olive Garden.
Jordan Parker
Excuse me how do I become part of anonymous? I have the user mask and stuff, but where do I sign up? And how much is membership? I really want be anonymous.
I am legion I am anonymous
Isaiah Barnes
Le 9 gag army needs to get fucked
Ryder King
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Josiah Taylor
kek u cant do sh*t
Elijah Ross
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Josiah Carter
Also sucks dicks at Olive Garden. That's the anonymous headquarters. It's under the table and to attain membership you need to place your mouth on a customers genitals. And lots of breadsticks.
Tyler Allen
Do I get free bread sticks? How many balls do I need to suck? Will you be there? How do I show that im a willing member?
Gabriel Foster
Hey everyone there is no leader of user it is ruled by everyone that way there is no government
Joshua Carter
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John Nelson
Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? tumblr?
Angel Price
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Camden Miller
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Robert Russell
my sides! i think op made his bait so terrible on purpose
Angel Powell
well shit guys it was fun for the week i was here :(
Jose Turner
get of cuck we are anonymous..
Adrian James
HOLY CRAP NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT YOU MAY BE RIGHT HOLY SHITSTAINS
Ryder Carter
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Xavier Hill
Im scared they closed loli bread
Ryan Butler
TOP KEK Mein negger
Alexander Sullivan
ok
Ryder Hall
My ip is 127.0.0.1 please hack it
Isaiah Reed
A) unlimited breadsticks B) 7 C) yes, I'm always at the Olive Garden D) suck 7 genitals, put breadsticks in purse (bring a big one), wear black hoodie & Guy Fawkes mask, go to men's bathroom, say "anonymous" 3 times in the mirror, the man without a head will then appear from the stall behind you, suck his genitals (doesn't count in original 7), say nothing but "thank you kind leader", come find me in the kitchen and I'll snap your mug and print out your offishial anonymous ID badge, we only take the best of the best, so god damnit you better not spit any of that shit out.
Isaac Flores
Fuuu
Easton Gray
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Ryder Thomas
Ip is 198.0.1.9 plz hack
Brody Gonzalez
Mfw they threaten to take down Sup Forums
Isaiah Nguyen
THE NEWFAGGOTERY IS HIGH IN THIS THREAD. "THIS MUST BE BAIT" REEEEEEEEEEE SUMMERFUCJING FAGS DON'T KNOW ITS COPYPASTA LIKE937402 TIMES A YEAR LURK MOAR FUVKING AUMMERFAGS REEEEEEEE
Bentley Anderson
>leader >cant afford real mask 1%stoner here. laughing at you.
John Gutierrez
7.8/10 quality b8 m8
Jack Evans
>anonymous originated from Sup Forums >the leader
Thomas Powell
No pls im good man bro, Im Obama.
Jason Kelly
I am anonymous too
Colton Morris
You ok man?
Nathaniel Russell
Okay, it's getting boring now anyway,
I think I'll head outside
Austin Price
Yes you get free bread sticks but only1basket. As many as it takes user, being anonymous isnt something to take lightly. Yes ill be there, but ill be anonymous. You'll need to swallow to prove how serious you are.
We are legion We dont forget
Nathan Price
Fug what do we do guyse xDDDD
Ryder Smith
We will all be anonymoused to death!
Samuel Ross
Do I get health insurance?
Daniel Barnes
No thats my ip bro. Plz hack
Justin Flores
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Adrian James
Finally.
John Jackson
>Anonymous here, except it's the leader >Forgetting anonymous doesn't have a leader >Forgetting anonymous started here Nice b8 m8, r8 8/8. Seriously kys
James Barnes
we are onionymous we are a region forgive and forget expecto potronum
Nicholas Wright
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Adrian Adams
do you sincerely think your bong makes you cool its just embarrassing
Levi Adams
there isn't a leader to anonymous you fuckwit
Benjamin Cook
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John James
Ok no, sorry dont arrest me
James Jones
>- The Leader kEk
Jackson Wright
>1% stoner. Life must be pretty boring for ya.
Landon Myers
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Benjamin Smith
Anonymous has no leader It's a community working toward a goal Dumbass
Robert Taylor
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Carter Carter
>This is obviously bait, but, next time, when you try to troll, remember that anonymous doesn't have a leader. Fucking summerfag
Gavin Harris
>heaven >moot This is some old pasta
Zachary Gonzalez
Not impressed Op. Kys
Josiah Flores
real fresh quality b8 i r8 8/8
Elijah Powell
That was not homofobia anyway
Kayden Robinson
Yea they bounced years ago.
Nicholas Jenkins
im not the 1% guy if thats what you're saying
Julian Wright
I know. I was agreeing with you.
Samuel Anderson
Anonymous is a community working towards a goal they dont have a leader also Anonymous originated from Sup Forums go suck some more olive garden dick you fag
Henry Taylor
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Jason Lee
shitty bait tbh
David Rivera
>I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything,
this makes me laugh every single time
Jack Allen
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Ian Lopez
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Robert Carter
1. Anonymous doesn't have a leader 2. Hacker leader associates himself with "us" meaning he can't even handle the dox of normal anons on a message board. 3. This picture Is from google Better luck next time summer fag
Liam Martinez
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Isaiah Murphy
Moot lefty you summerfag, not all of us are fucking people who fap to children. Some of us are Sup Forumsirgins, Sup Forumsssholes, Robots, Sup Forumsice etc.
You should delete gore threads and child porn threads, not the fucking website itself. That's fucking stupid. Go on, hack my adress leak everything. I don't give a shit. Nothing on their to take from me (Except maybe my TF2 Hats.)
If summerfag, get off here newfag.
Mason Hernandez
Your mom is a wise woman
Samuel Ross
That hurt to read
Caleb White
Anonymous leader is Jesus.
Jonathan White
Topkek
Aiden Nguyen
I
Bentley White
How many times have our end been predicted already?