Holy fuck, how is this so bad?

Holy fuck, how is this so bad?
I watched the first one expecting nothing and it surprised me being genuinely funny, how did they managed to the second one so unbelievably shitty?
No funny jokes, untalented child actor who can't act, even more cringeworthy Penelope Cruz who acts even worse, no charm at all, and absolutely no redeemable quality

>I'm Neil Degrasse Tyson, bitch!
For fuck's sake...

Ben Shitter hasn't made a good film since Tropic Thunder.

Name one good comedy sequel.

Bogus Journey.

there needs to be an expiration date for potential sequels

Ace Ventura II

Ace Ventura 2

Police Academy 2

European Vacation

Christmas Vacation

It's incredible to me they actually seemed to forget about Kirsten Wiik/Milla Jovovich's character in the final fight scene.

She just vanishes in the middle of the fight

The film wasn't bad (Aside from the final 25 minutes that WAS complete shit)

The issue was most of the film was a scene for scene remake of the original. Everything new is tried was complete shit while the stuff taken from the first film was still funny

Even Austin Powers 2 was ok.

3 was terrible though

>Le Austin Powers 3 was bad meme

It really wasn't

jump street 22
scary movie 3

Naked Gun 2 1/2

I definitely laughed a few times at various things, but overall it was a really hacky cash-in that came way too late with a really weak script, lazy callbacks and a massively squandered cast.

Good Things:
Billy Zane
Zoolander's school being the cause of his wife's death
Keifer Sutherland getting pregnant and then losing the baby
Penelope Cruz is still hot
Christina Hendricks' huge natties in a towel
Huge tatted Mugatu (shame it only lasts for 2 seconds)
Kyle Mooney getting work
...
That's it.

The worst part of the movie was either Benedict Cumberbatch or the kid.

Seriously. That kid must be related to someone, because I don't think I've ever seen a worse or more annoying performance by a kid.

>Christina Hendricks' huge natties in a towel
Fucking where? Caps please.

I don't have caps but she appears during Hansels encounter with the second orgy.

I'm actually curious, what would Sup Forums name as the WORST comedy sequels? Pic related is mine

>GOOD comedy sequels

If you don't like Ace Ventura 2 you're not human.

based billy zane

The films has a few other good points like

>Bring the DJ from the first back in with the fake wig

Hardmode: Name one good comedy sequel that isn't the same as the first one

Ebin troll.

22 Jump Street was much funnier than the first one

Hangover 2

It's literally the same movie as the first one.