What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

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a human one.
with a pulse.

Like ur mom

Been fucking dead snakes for a whIle now huh?

a crackwhore one

a real one

one preferably without a penis

princess jess with her dirty asshole

this is now a same digits thread

pillows full of duck feathers.

>What kind of girlfriend do you want

A Japanese ultraprincess with long black hair.

Check these same digits

you suck

One that gets along well with my wife

pic related

followed by those things with gashes

The one I just lost

A virgin one

One that doesn't cheat on me

nice check um bitches

Here here

that narrows it down to about 5%

Dominant, pretty, takes all my money and then gives me the middle finger, makes me carry her bags while shopping, calls me her bitch on a regular basis

nice fetish op ˙ ͜ʟ˙

...

be honest, is that a girl or a ladyboy?

Oral fixation and daddy issues

Literally can't stress to you that I literally have that - exept with DD and a pure virgin

You figuratively did literally stress that.

I want this slut back.

Toúche

ITS BOXXY YOU SEE

sounds like you want a boyfriend. i honestly dont believe theres a female out there like that, a womans nature is supposed to be submissive, theyr weak and passive. honestly i believe all those women in femdom are just acting out or just for money, but if they saw a truly hot guy, theyd bend for him.

This girl in the picture makes farting and pooping clips, they're great.

No, he literally stressed it.

Fuck, it's a simple word, why can't people use it correctly?

One like me because of narcissism or something but relatable is nice. Into weirder music, is quiet but horny, laid back, psychedelic adventures.

>smart
>pretty brunette
>introvert a little bit
>with passion
>with sense of humour
>likes hugging

Her feet are fucking gross.

Okay. What about all the guys who are submissive bitches then?

likes video games and card games
direct
honest
likes anime
likes to fuck

Right there with you, brother.

Add submissive and a sex addict, and thats my gf ;)

Someone like Haruhi Fujioka

One that can laugh with me

can't even imagine what your feet would look if you could manage sit in that position for long, doubt your feet could handle the weight.

don't forget imaginary, add imaginary!

the any kind.

this one

One who's as perverted and ducked up as me

nope...

plus shes much younger than me... loves to cook too

I just talked to her boyfriend yesterday, and unfortunately it turns out she died in a tragic train explosion last week. Pretty crazy.

One with a feminine penis

>imaginary status: checked

No shit

LOL

Yea, goddamn tragedy.

>small(ish)
>nerdy
>awkard
>asian (I have yellow fever. I know)
>loves learning
>would fall asleep on after studying together
>would call into work the next day, lying to her boss that she's under the weather, just so we could spend the day watching stupid movies together.
All this, of course, would require that I'd have a non-falsey chance with women.

why are her eyes so big

that's supposed to say "would fall asleep on me". Just for clarity.

u mean betas/failed men?

Oh geez thanks I was sitting here wondering like wow wtf did he mean it was bothering me so much like damn thanks so much i can finally sleep tonight.
die

who is she

You're welcome. Glad I could help you, user.

>Chubby, low self esteem girl - but has potential
>Ween out of junk food and soda
>SS for 9 weeks
>Watch pounds drop off
>Inner qt3.14 worships the ground I walk on
>Binge eat cheesburgers in front of fatties on cheat days as we laugh at fatties screaming "muh genetics"
>Feelsgoodman

Holy mother of pearl, are you me?

>imaginary gf is a cheating whore

does she have any vids that she doesn't shit in?

I'm sad to say all those videos were lost in a tragic train explosion.

...

no worries m8, I still have the vid of her shitting into a tin foil made cup from a chair. TNGP is where you can find it.

Shits hot

strawpoll.me/10758849 help

>tngp
you mean TMNT.

source?

an animated one

A bitch with hair like this. Good hair can make any 6-7/10 a solid 10/10.

Short colored hair and piercings

No benis pls

Alive, willing to look past my shortcomings and be with me.

Cute Asian girl with long black hair and large breasts.

is that so much to ask for.

Like this!

Lie to boss fake sick.
So you want a lying cunt with no work ethic non team playing bitch
You should have just said with rich parents so doesn't need to work

DISREGARD THIS I SUCK COCKS

>educated
>rich family (i don't want any of it, i just don't want to have to support her like a child)
>pretty face
>thin
>DFC
>likes fashion
>takes pride in her appearance
>gainfully employed
>loyal

I think we all do a little on the inside.

One with a penis

One who likes when I scroll thru loli pics while she's sucking the dick

My crush.. Smart, talented, pretty, kinda shy... But I'm a pussy who won't talk to her

One that's not a slut, a cunt or one who seeks other males attention when in a realationship

dude

here's the real shit

you can either try and succeed, try and fail, or waste the entire chance. just try. fucker. she is just as lonely as you.

fucking this.

I know I need to try... But I feel weird man. Its not like "I wanna smash"... I feel even being friends would be amazing... And I'm afraid about fucking up or being rejected

this is my crush, were currently fuck buddies, but i cant get him to sleep over or cuddle me

Smart, open minded, witty, nerdy, will watch some anime, play some games, christian, cute, nice tits, doesn't want pets, good sense of humor, likes dark humor, no piercings or tattoos, virgin, likes rock music and dubstep, likes being sexual, loyal, doesn't lie. You know the basics

no way pervert, you just have a hair fetish.

Fuck. I had her.

The only way you're guaranteed not to get her is by never taking the risk of rejection

Do not come back here bitching when she ends up getting fucked by somebody else—you let it happen

one that isn't fucking bat shit insane.

shut up chad

>one that isn't fucking bat shit insane.

This is how I know you don't go outside.

SHES A FUCKING TRAP YOU IDIOTS

Liar

Same :/ but I am the one with the feminine penis here

One with a (((feminine))) penis

One that will touch my wee