I really hate these things Sup Forums. Dubs decide how to finish him off

I really hate these things Sup Forums. Dubs decide how to finish him off

death by cum

Aw shit

winrar

CHECKED KEK

That was fast

bumperino for instant dubs

Set it on fire

winrar
kek

The gods saw it fit and just. One must abide. Now get to fappin fag...

Op here trying to rub one out, might need some help

Well go on then OP

God speed.

This help?

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Sticking around for results

source?

2

Take a lighter and burn his legs, starting at the feet and working your way up. Then pull the wings up and burn those. Now take a sharp box cutter and make many small incisions all over the body. To finish it, chop it into bits starting at the back and working your way up. You need to keep it alive as long as possible so it feels everything,

Here you go

kek

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I take too long to type, post just before the result and get dubs. Fuck.

I don't know which was quicker.

That's a katydid they eat other worse bugs

checked

He's still kicking, how do I end him?

Eat it.

If trips you eat

insert in pooper.exe

Put in asshole

Forgot pic

Hold his head under just like an unwanted baby

I would say if your cum was too puny to finish him then your cock must finish him instead! Crush him with it

Snake eyes for insertion into ass

Put in urethra

Fuck you last time I did that I got a tape worm

Microwave it.

Do this

Roll

This.
Swaffle it to death.

Roll

Grind it up and snort it

roll

Will do this

Rolling

Rollerino

Roll

Now he's Anakin Skyhopper

kek

Kek

More fun, don't be a pussy

HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!

Find a spider or ant hill and give them a feast

did this long time ago with a snail. those ants where going crazy and the snail looked after some minutes just like a pudding. was a great experience, would do it again

THIS

Roll

this

Rolling

Rollerino

Rollll

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Roll

Death by guillotine. If none are available, execute by dick. Meaning you chop his head of with your dick.

reroll

Nice trips

Rolling

1. Guillotine
2. Get jar, pour rubbing alcohol in it then put grasshopper in. Seal tight and watch him suffocate

kek will be pleased

You faggots, quit keking and start sharing.

Death by guillotine. Let's take this to french old school.

Roll

fuck yes. Find a guillotine.

Yoooo

WINRAR

Fucking finally

Also, put the head on the end of the toothpick when decapitated

Boil

Death... in fire.

Do this op

OP DELIVER PLS

No guillotine so I used wire cutters instead

Would help if I could remember to add pic

OP PUT HEAD ON STICK

HEAD ONS TICK

Hmm...now i don't know if I should want it by guillotine or by fire. Decisions decisions.

Hahahahaha! Head on stick if you can please.

Here you go

Eat it.

OP DELIVERED

stick body in pooper overnight.

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus

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Like the slut she was

pls

Microwave

I'm saving this momentous occasion.

You put that fucker back right now! Don't make me come over there! You'll be sorry!

i like all the faggots sitting in this thread watching and waiting for someone to kill a cricket.

also OP hates crickets caz he whines like a baby boy bitch when one jumps on him when his mom makes him go outside to vape.
wah wah a bug! WAH WAH

fuck out of here cunt faggot

pic related: OP

>cricket

Welp, OP delivered, gotta hand to him there. Nightmare mode: If this is trips, OP has to crush it in his hand and fap.