I really hate these things Sup Forums. Dubs decide how to finish him off
I really hate these things Sup Forums. Dubs decide how to finish him off
death by cum
Aw shit
winrar
CHECKED KEK
That was fast
bumperino for instant dubs
Set it on fire
winrar
kek
The gods saw it fit and just. One must abide. Now get to fappin fag...
Op here trying to rub one out, might need some help
Well go on then OP
God speed.
This help?
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Sticking around for results
source?
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Take a lighter and burn his legs, starting at the feet and working your way up. Then pull the wings up and burn those. Now take a sharp box cutter and make many small incisions all over the body. To finish it, chop it into bits starting at the back and working your way up. You need to keep it alive as long as possible so it feels everything,
Here you go
kek
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I take too long to type, post just before the result and get dubs. Fuck.
I don't know which was quicker.
That's a katydid they eat other worse bugs
checked
He's still kicking, how do I end him?
Eat it.
If trips you eat
insert in pooper.exe
Put in asshole
Forgot pic
Hold his head under just like an unwanted baby
I would say if your cum was too puny to finish him then your cock must finish him instead! Crush him with it
Snake eyes for insertion into ass
Put in urethra
Fuck you last time I did that I got a tape worm
Microwave it.
Do this
Roll
This.
Swaffle it to death.
Roll
Grind it up and snort it
roll
Will do this
Rolling
Rollerino
Roll
Now he's Anakin Skyhopper
kek
Kek
More fun, don't be a pussy
HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!
Find a spider or ant hill and give them a feast
did this long time ago with a snail. those ants where going crazy and the snail looked after some minutes just like a pudding. was a great experience, would do it again
THIS
Roll
this
Rolling
Rollerino
Rollll
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Roll
Death by guillotine. If none are available, execute by dick. Meaning you chop his head of with your dick.
reroll
Nice trips
Rolling
1. Guillotine
2. Get jar, pour rubbing alcohol in it then put grasshopper in. Seal tight and watch him suffocate
kek will be pleased
You faggots, quit keking and start sharing.
Death by guillotine. Let's take this to french old school.
Roll
fuck yes. Find a guillotine.
Yoooo
WINRAR
Fucking finally
Also, put the head on the end of the toothpick when decapitated
Boil
Death... in fire.
Do this op
OP DELIVER PLS
No guillotine so I used wire cutters instead
Would help if I could remember to add pic
OP PUT HEAD ON STICK
HEAD ONS TICK
Hmm...now i don't know if I should want it by guillotine or by fire. Decisions decisions.
Hahahahaha! Head on stick if you can please.
Here you go
Eat it.
OP DELIVERED
stick body in pooper overnight.
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus
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Like the slut she was
pls
Microwave
I'm saving this momentous occasion.
You put that fucker back right now! Don't make me come over there! You'll be sorry!
i like all the faggots sitting in this thread watching and waiting for someone to kill a cricket.
also OP hates crickets caz he whines like a baby boy bitch when one jumps on him when his mom makes him go outside to vape.
wah wah a bug! WAH WAH
fuck out of here cunt faggot
pic related: OP
>cricket
Welp, OP delivered, gotta hand to him there. Nightmare mode: If this is trips, OP has to crush it in his hand and fap.