/kubrick/

What was his best? I say Spartacus.

dr strangelove or eyes wide shut. 2001 and the shining are close seconds.

OP is autistic
from best to worst

Eyes Wide Shut
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
2001
Dr Strangelove
Full Metal Jacket
Paths of Glory
Lolita
all the other first ones
Spartacus

never saw Barry Lyndon tho

>never saw Barry Lyndon tho
man you're missing out

i know... never seem to find the courage to press play

barry lyndon

Official Non-meme list:

1. Barry Lyndon
2. Dr. Strangelove
3. 2001: a Space Oddisey
4. Eyes Wide Shut
5. Paths of Glory
6. A Clockwork Orange
7. Full Metal Jacket
8. The Shining
9. All his other first ones.

When did you grow out of Kubrick boys?? For me around 19. Used to like him cus it was edgy

>1. Barry Lyndon
>2. Dr. Strangelove
>3. 2001: a Space Oddisey
>4. Eyes Wide Shut

I can live with this

Yes and it is his best because Anthony Mann directed some of it.

>Although uncredited, he is also responsible for directing the first hour of Spartacus. Due to differences with the film’s star/producer, Kirk Douglas, he was replaced with Stanley Kubrick. Dan Sallitt of the LA Reader writes the following about the film: "Reports and interviews suggest, and stylistic analysis confirms, that the first hour of this 1960 epic about the Roman slave revolt was almost entirely directed by Anthony Mann, though Stanley Kubrick receives sole directorial credit.

give it a shot lad, it flows like a dream from the very start

I've watched most of his films to death as a teenager. The only ones that do it for me anymore are Barry Lyndon and Eyes Wide Shut.

Yeah, early 20s. I worshipped him in my teens, though.

18

The Moon Landing that was televised was the greatest piece of film ever directed.

will do user

I see someone's read the "how to troll Kubrick fans list"

I was always disappointed by 2001, which I found to be just okay and a bit boring, when people act like it's the best film ever.

>He doesn't put The Killing on this list

is that moviebob

Overrated gaebage same as citizen kane fuck back off to fim school hipsters.

>Citizen Kane is overrated

Clockwork was my fav movie when I was 17.
Grew out of this autistic faggot at age 19, after I took the time to watch his dogshit filmography.

>all these "grew out of" and "overrated" posts
This is why Sup Forums doesn't deserve /film/. You've earned your capeshit and waifu posters, and now it's time to lie in the feces.

>I don't get it therefore it's shit

awaits you

>Barry Lyndon
>Eyes Wide Shut
>The Shining
>Full Metal Jacket
>Paths of Glory
>2001: A Space Odyssey
>A Clockwork Orange
>Dr. Strangelove

I haven't seen The Killing or Lolita, and Spartacus obviously doesn't belong on the list.

>he thinks Kubrick is deep

Nah, he's on the same level as capeshit, even though his flicks look better

All these people that love Eyes Wide Shut.

I just can't. I've watched it multiple times and I just can't like it outside of the minimalist score.

Kubrick movies, especially after Strangelove, are empty, without that emptiness becoming interesting. Rewatching them doesn't lead to any new insights or appeciation; it's the same movie you saw the first time.

1. 2001
1. The Shining
1. FMJ
1. Barry Lyndon
1. Eyes WS
6. Dr. Strangelove
6. A Clocwork Orange
8. Paths of Glory

As expected from lobotomites

>he thinks shitting on Kubrick makes him deep
No one has ever been impressed based on what you dislike.

I never said that, sorry if I hurt your feelings.

Assume whatever you like if it makes you feel better. I presented an intelligent reason while Kubrick doesn't interest me and you call me an lobotomy. Well played!

You didn't, I'm just letting you know, for your own sake.

man, a few of you guys really did my list mostly already so this is a bit of a rehash but

barry lyndon
2001
dr strangelove
eyes wide shut
paths of glory
the killing
full metal jacket
a clockwork orange
killers kiss
the shining
spartacus
fear and desire
lolita

1. Eyes Wide Shut
2. A Clockwork Orange
3. 2001: A Space Odyssey
4. Barry Lyndon
5. Dr. Strangelove
6. The Shining
7. Full Metal Jacket
8. The Killing
9. Paths of Glory
10. Lolita
11. Fear and Desire
12. Killer's Kiss

Spartacus isn't a Kubrick film, but it would rank between 4 and 5 quality-wise. It was pretty damn good, regardless of director.

You let me know something I already knew? Thanks m8, I appreciate your concern.

This post is about as empty as you apparently think Kubrick movies are.

>lolita below fear and desire

Come on son.

fucking jew trying to push his agenda through his movies

moron

What an empty response.

Yes, I'd perhaps change a few orderings within the top, but top four are def top four in some order, and the general placements are correct

well you ran out of worthy replies too early

Lolita should not have been made in 1962. It was a butchered mess.

kike

its REALLY close but fear and desire almost works as a still bad/amateur movie. lolita is a total fucking disaster. those two are by far his worst works and its not even close either.

I'm sorry, but I have no idea what to say to your original post. It's just words strung together, without a point or thought behind them.
>Rewatching them doesn't lead to any new insights or appeciation
That's incredibly subjective, and really has nothing to do with the films themselves. Maybe for you, but most people would disagree.
>it's the same movie you saw the first time.
Well, of fucking course it is. Movies don't suddenly change after they're released. Elaborate.

If you wanted to make a vaible point, you could take one of Kubrick's movies after Strangelove, and explain what it is you meant by your points.

Thank you sir

eyes wide shut
2001
dr strangelove
the shining
a clockwork orange
full metal jacket

ITT: Talentless hacks

1. 2001
2. Eyes Wide Shut
3. Barry Lyndon
4. Dr Strangelove
5. Paths of Glory
6. A Clockwork Orange
7. The Shining
8. Full Metal Jacket

is acceptable as well

The directors of the 9/11 footage probably made a bigger impact.

I'd say the planes themselves did.

Definite samefag but I keked

All the footage of Kennedy's assassination was pretty cool as well.

spotted the Sup Forums faggots

eyes wide shut is so damn good

Found Sup Forums

You're welcome, brother.

Senpai. People here don't know cinematography, otherwise they wouldn't be here wasting their time. People on this board like Kubrick not because he is good. Just because it makes you look like a guy who know what he's talking about.

>planes

>movie is over 2 and a half hours long
How do I bring myself to watch Eyes Wide Shut and Barry Lyndon?

Why does everyone like eyes wide shut so much? I don't remember it being that good

Stop being a pleb

Wow there are a lot of movies you're missing out on if you've never watched anything over 2.5 hours. Holy shit, how does someone claim to have an interest in film but do this?

> mystery
> atmospheric
> great Cruz/Kidman chemistry
> Sidney Pollack
> rich people orgies
> score
> occultism
> Kubrick was whacked because of it

Stop being a pleb and watch them.
But not EWS, this one is trash.

What's wrong with it? And I want to see prime Nicole Kidman's perfect nipples and ass.

OBJECTIVELY

1. Full Metal Jacket
2. Dr. Strangelove
3. Paths of Glory
4. The Killing
5. Spartacus
6. Barry Lyndon
7. Lolita
8. A Clockwork Orange
9. 2001: A Space Odyssey
10. Killer's Kiss
11. Fear and Desire
12. Eyes Wide Shut
13. The Shining

Now that the official absolute kinography ranking has been established, you can stop posting ITT.

Kek it's not trash. I understand if it's not a great movie to someone, and it's personally a top 3 Kubrick movie for me, as well as a top 25 all time, but regardless, it's worth the watch

There's nothin wrong with it, stop listening to untermensch.

I don't even play vidya, I'm just not a pretentious faggot who thinks unknown obscure shit is better. I grew out of good filmmaking guys xDDD