Sexy/Cute/Romantic shit you do after sex thread
Stories are welcomed.
I'll start
>I climax
>after cum inside
>stay inside for until it gets soft
>babe will kiss my noes and "lion nuzzle" my face.
>every now and then she'll kiss the tip of my cock
>starts up round two sometimes.
>Fap real hard
>Climax
>leave my dick in my hand for a bit
>clean up
neato
put ten dollars on the dresser, wink, and say 'you earned it'
she cry evertim
hose her off, deflate her and put her back in the closet
lel
>babe will kiss my noes and "lion nuzzle" my face.
What a fag
>Realized I popped 6 too many advils
>Feel the belt around my neck slip tighter with every jerk from my baby oiled hands
>Rapid fire mode, feeling the cum in my balls
Sad and lonely
checked
only had sex once. after i came i was immediately disgusted. i put my pants back on and walked away.
>wipe cum onto her mouth
>plug pacifier back in
>service diaper
>slap her so she stops crying
>go back to her whale of a mom
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how does she kiss the cock if it's still inside?
user hasn't talked to his dad since
Take the hookers purse and make a run for it. Hopefully her pimp beats the shit out of her.
it's one of multiple things that can happen. if she ends with a blowjob she'll do that eevery so often.
if it ends with creampie, it'll stay inside
oy vey you have gotten me
>mfw
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We drink each other's piss.
I give her fifty bucks and Lysol my dick.
kek and lel
>pro tip: he _is_ the dad