Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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still here

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Oh boy, copypasta
My favorite

Why can't the united nations just agree that life really isn't worth it and just start nuking themselves?

I wish they'd fucking reduce the price but I highly doubt that will happen considering it's ActivBlizz now....How come every time an outside gaming company mixes with another it all goes to shit? Metroid: Other M and Amnesia: A machine for pigs, just too name a very few.

You can always threaten to call CPS lol

I can agree I guess, I never had a problem with any of it. I just loved it soo much (except Soul Eater: Not....)

Oh man, I get those nostalgia flashbacks every now and then. There a couple songs that will trigger some memories back when I was first playing Wow

>cuh cuh cuh cuh lamed

Nico claimed! How is everyone?

Is it wrong that I laughed at this?

>pretty boy idol
Take some pre-workout. They'll make you feel like you can do anything or coffee beans

>lil ship
Kinky~:^)
Pretty good. Had a doggo follow me while playing pokemon go and watched a movie

>maki dakki
I don't believe it. You gotta! How else would you know if a next possible film you'll enjoy comes out?

>shinoa

Now was that so hard?

To be honest it sounds less than appealing, but it takes all kinds to make the world work.

Lets GET ROOIGHT INTO THE NOOSE

Red Leader Reporting in

nope

Eu Claimed!!

your mother nigga

Claimed.

Asuka still here?

Jews will be jews, suppose I'll look more into it when I actually have a job

Hello there, I'm alright, thinking of playing some runescape
How are you?

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>Suika claim
Maybe I'll wait until the thread is slower and there's less shitposting. ..

I miss the them days. I never played WoW, are the new ones any good?

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i dont know if its my favorite and its actually not bad

Not really, I haven't had the time. That's good you had fun, I know a lot of anons on Sup Forums seem to be unhappy.

>claimed

it's not too bad right now

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Well, I like both separately, combined can't be that bad, right?

Am i the only one who wonders why doesn't Iffy has any more outfits?
Alex is a stupid nigger.

I'm doing okay myself, had a pretty calm and good day today.
I've never tried runescape, how is it?

Pretty good little nico. You?

Lol good

They'll always be shit posters

yeah pretty much

Nah, breddy bad. Or it was, maybe. Anyway, how are you?

Yeah ... I know.

Addictive, grindy and chill sometimes
Tho.. you will less likely get into it now. It's one those games you'd had to get into around middleschool

Story time?

Too each their own of course, one problem I had. Haha, never saw it but a friend told me it was trash.

Heyo Nico, pretty swell. Nice day, nice night so far. Yourself?

I would hear about it once it's already out silly. Or miss the chance to see it and say oh well.

Ok. You are free. Have a good night and many GGs.

I'm unhappy most of the time but i feel if i work hard on that i can change it.

Think of life like dumpster divers, they usually have to go through a lot of shit but eventually they find themselves pleased with what they find at the end.

Shh :^)
Seems like a good time!

Anyway, I will take my leave now, see y'all later~

Ask out the Tomobro.

ok you too

>not having ten sets of the same clothes

Show me your smuggiest face.

Pretty fine
though i could be better

Hey you know I don't like being called little..

Oh is it that old? Wow haha i see what you mean then.

Heya Maki! Glad to hear you've had a nice day :) I've had a good one too although i can see it only getting better from here.

I don't think he likes me that much.

You tho...

Suddenly the captcha is asking me for text now.

You can try out private servers. If needed I can help you find a couple good ones. You can play all the way up to the newest expac

I think they are good but a large portion will disagree with me. I think it's preference based really.

Yeah, I watched a little bit of the first episode and I saw how weird they drew Maka and I just turned it off.

You wanna fucking go m9?

you're fine im just tired a little

What's wrong then, Ran-sama?

Ah, I see. I kind of feel the same. I just find myself upset for no reason all the time. I cope by listening to sad music.

I'll fokin rek you bish

Will you clearly don't hate me. Tolerating and liking are not the same.

Might as well join in on the chat homie. How ya doing?

So 50/50? Kek

Okay~
It was and have fun being drunk~

The original
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Just beat them up when they do
0:20
youtu.be/5PGMcDlE5d4

HOL UP

Well you clearly don't hate me.*

O fug :-DD

Can this be my waifu?

Just because I'm little irl doesn't mean you can still call me it here. you're gonna blow my cover i'm not the 6 foot tall womans basketball player i said i was!

Not much of a story but
>Mom's old boss is a pothead
>One day gives weed brownies to her because of her condition
>Mom didnt want it
>Remembers I wanted to try weed
>Texts me
>It is E3 day and at friend's
>Ubisoft conference ended
>All decided its time to order food since its an hour til Xbox
>See text from mom
>Tell the boys lets go to my house to pick it up
>Mom left the brownies in my room
>We all ate a whole brownie
>Be skinny w/high metabolism
>Picking up stuff at pizza hut 5 minutes later
>Already starting to feel something
>Into the Xbox conference, bro 1 starts to laugh outta fucking nowhere
>Bro 2 has this "wtf have I done" look on his face
>Feel heavy and sluggish
>Time feels as it slowed slightly
>No idea what the fuck the guy is saying in E3
>We all somehow hear "potato" and mock the way the guy was saying it
>POLE TA TOES LMAO
>Get a text from mom saying she had a bite as well
>She feels like shit just as she got off work
>Told her to just chill in the car til it wore off
>I've made a terrible mistake
>Hour or so passes, things are back to normal and mom made it safely

It's pretty damn old

Sounds good

eh nothing in particular
>everything is always fine

You don't pick Freedom
Freedom is delivered to you

SHINOLO

I usually do that but with dramatic music or play with my dog.

Dogs are always there for you, well at least Golden Retrievers are.

though that may make it more difficult when he's gone.

My good Tomoko.
You should knew by now about Sunshine.

I'd suggest you to start looking for qt's.

Yeah. Yeah.

well i cant write it right without it sounding negative. i do think you are nice though and i just dont know what to really talk about

Why are there so many cocks kn Sup Forums
For once I'd like to open up Sup Forums and not be bombarded with a bunch of dicks

Will you put Chen in line? Last time she tried to kill me with a bicycle. You really should manage your subordinates.

Note to self. Don't mess with the nico. Not even teasing the nico!
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I'm sorry about your dog. I have a corgi, who makes me happy as well.

don't stand in front of bicycles

Happy to hear things were fine for you as well. Oh? Why might that be?

>I just turned it off.
Kek. Never looked back huh. Don't blame you, it did seem bizarre.

Exactly, 50/50. Game releases is where it's at mang.

Wew. This is what I want to avoid, wouldn't trust myself in that state. Does make for some amusing stories though.

No worries.

I get a lot of negative, hostile remarks so I'm pretty used to it.

This woman was then gangraped by Muslims.

>Same thing happens every time
>Do the same thing
Then don't.
Muh feels. I miss my dog.
I was drunk okay? And I wasn't standing, I was passed out on the road but still technically had the right of way.

Apparently smoking it gives a different effect I'll let ya know whenever I do get a chance to smoke

Iowa claimed

Been a while since I've been on these threads. What's up my dudes

>corgi
Corgis are fucking great dude

yeah ive seen that

You knew that from the start. I'll beat you up. Easy.

Because you're here now silly!

Woah i said i don't know how i'll handle it when i lose him. nothing to be sorry about. now i feel guilty.

What are some neat things he has done? mine once just came up to me with four tennis balls in his mouth and you could really tell by the look in his eyes he tried really hard to do so and get a lot of attention

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Don't take it like that either, please.
You're a great catch, I don't believe that bullshit about people hating you everywhere.

That being said in going to sleep. Have a good night Tomobro.

Good night, Ruri.

Good night, thread.

How was your day Nico?

Let me know if I can help! It's super easy, you just need to download the client with which ever expac you want then you just got to change the realm list and boom. Free wow

Maka was one of the best parts about that show and they fucked it up! Even Demo D didn't like it lol. He talks about it at 1:26 but the whole video is great lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=kwERCoq1cVg

there was a horn on the bike
you must not have heard it

Im sorry about your dog, then, user. Losing a pet is hard.

This is very true.

Shiiit, sorry. I read your response wrong. My dog ran away once, but came back a few hours later by himself. Not sure if that's considered neat or not, but I found it impressive.

night

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Night night hope you sleep well!

It was okay, my sunburn is better and overall no complaints really. Just a nice and relaxing day on my end haha n_n how about yourself?

Hello Hello, what a cute pokemon~

Claim gardevoir till i die. Cheerio, old chaps.

Stop defending Chen you rabid flea vector. There was no horn.
Haven't lost her, yet. I've just been away more than home, and I miss her like a close friend.

Sheeeit. You and I are opposites with movies and games

Dis dick bby ;)
Doing fine. You?

That was my mistake. Please don't hurt me ;_;
You're pretty hot~ please leave~~

Get out.

It's okay, we all do that sometimes i guess.

That's actually pretty amazing. shows how smart the little fella can be,

Could've been better, but that's always true, yes?

My corgi can be a little shit sometimes but damn is she adorable.
Heyo. I only get the cuties obviously. and something tells me you're hot headed...
Doing great. Days have been good to me and I haven't done better honestly.

I want her to shoot me in the dick

Wow user, you sure are kinky.

Ah, I see. I feel that way a lot. I feel that way about my ferret though. Is that weird?

Heh, yeah. I don't exactly want to see that again though. I thought he got hit by a car or something. I cried like a bitch.

I'll show some mercy.. for now. Only because I like you.

My head is almost as hot as my burning love for cute pokemon.

Haha very true. That's a good thing too! It just means no matter what happens there will always be better to look forward to.