IN THIS THREAD, DUBS ARE TRUTH ANYTHING ELSE IS A BOLD FACE LIE. I AM THE KEEPER OF THE FLAME...

IN THIS THREAD, DUBS ARE TRUTH ANYTHING ELSE IS A BOLD FACE LIE. I AM THE KEEPER OF THE FLAME, POST IN THIS THREAD OR I SHALL CAST THE SPELL OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

IN THIS THREAD, DUBS ARE TRUTH ANYTHING ELSE IS A BOLD FACE LIE. I AM THE KEEPER OF THE FLAME, POST IN THIS THREAD OR I SHALL CAST THE SPELL OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

I can't sleep

> IN THIS THREAD, DUBS ARE TRUTH ANYTHING ELSE IS A BOLD FACE LIE.
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op is a faggot

OP lied?

boii

Winter is fake.

OP once attempted to kill a man with his tiny dick. It was awkward for everyone involved, and in the end he just threw a bookshelf at him to crush his bones.

you are not the keeper. I am the keeper and I say that all singles are truth.

Well god OP

Guttdbkoh gf we hiifd rsscurrv gfessh? Eeeyi.

Some television shows are at set times, other are not.

dubs are not to be had in this thread

All dubs are lies

trips are satanic

This post is dubs.

Black lives matter

THIS is how it is done. Learn from me.

Islam really is a religion of peace

This will be the longest thread without dubs. Checked!

i killed 70 niggers this morning

She will sex my paenus.

these lies are truths

Trump will lose.

My penis is wet with prune juice

She loves me back

Jews are in fact Hitler's sons and daughters created during the nigpocalypse.

From the inside

This post is not dubs.

i will always be a virgin

People like me

I will get laid.

The metric system is a mask to conceal the inch worm

EVERYONE IS ACTUALLY A SPACE SPIDER DISGUISED AS A HUMAN TO GAIN KNOWLEDGE OF THE HUMAN RACE LONG ENOUGH BEFORE WE ARE READY TO UNLEASH OUR INNER BEASTS. WE ARE YOUR PRESIDENTS, YOUR TEACHERS, YOUR POLICE OFFICERS. NO ONE CAN BE TRUSTED BUT ALL WILL BE UNVEILED SOON. THE WEB OF TRUTH IS COMING...

Aw shit

I don't have anything to say, truthful or otherwise.

(Yes, I know the fucking truth. No, fuck you.)

Just be happy. Try to be happy.

I will get laid in the next week

You will die alone

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

1+1=2

1 +1 = 3

Math isn't real

second place is the first loser

OP is indeed a faggot.

Op is nice

OP is a fagget

Op is rude

OP needs to die

If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight

I am jesus, and every every 3rd baby should be aborted as a sacrifice to the one true God.

I will get laid within the next week, and this female will be at least an 8/10 by my personal judgement

I will get laid

I'm going to hang myself in my closet

first fucking time faggots, call me the dubs god

see you in a week faggots

welp


also, if this is dubs, I will also obtain a job within a week

chkd

I am ki-

Trump will ascend to godhood.

This comment is a lie

HA HA

reality is simulated

You are merely a figment of someone else's imagination.

Reality is real

Op is a faggot

steel can't melt jet beans

God exists
God doesn't exist
OP is a faggot,
All dubs are lies
I don't have anymore cliches

All dubs are now lies

God is real and op is not telling the truth

Chequed

You will wake up tomorrow with the power to use magic, but only if you slit your wrists before going to sleep tonight.

This post is a lie

Checked

op is a pretty cool guy.

(͡°͜ʖ͡°)

Everything is a lie. Everything!

Checked

OP here. Yes, I am chill, thanks :)

You just confirmed it.

Yes I did

rekt