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Previous thread: News:


>Bork popped
mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12203902/brock-lesnar-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti-doping-violation

>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight

>Hunt wants half of Brock's purse or to be released by UFC
mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12204448/mark-hunt-asks-for-half-of-brock-lesnars-purse-or-release-from-ufc

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tmz.com/2016/07/08/ufc-luke-rockhold-chris-weidman-brock-lesnar-octagon-girls/
youtube.com/watch?v=Cf9U0quIrB8
vine.co/v/ODpVamupXA5
phoneboothfighting.com/046-chael-sonnen-ufc-fight-night-sioux-falls
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

autism

Schaub is God

SCHAUB IS A LITERAL GOD

Oy it's us the fat cahnts, buy us more kangaroos for dinner

Hunt losing = wgaf

Schaub bless you brother, good effort.
Schaub bless.

Schaub bless

based overweight pimpley autist american

mark hunt on GOAT by default watch

> This nigger believed his mandrama hero won a fair fight.

I found that amateur heem I was looking for guys

HAS HASSY WEIGHED IN ON THE CONTROVERSY YET

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>not posting a webm
you're not a real fite fan

oh god he's still doing this?

Oy ya dumb cahnts, I'm a kiwi not a Auspie

sick cunt hours

>Mark "My record is just like Artem Lobov's" Hunt stood a chance against a 6'3" 265 lbs Former NCAA Division I champion grappler

Leave it to a mandrama artist to be fake even in a real fight

Hunt fought prime Junior Dos Santos and prime Fedor Emelianenko. Bork missed out on both of those fights.

WHY COULDNT HE HAVE FALLEN IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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RIP Ronda. Schaub saved us.

That JDS fight is one of my favorites.

Video cuts off too soon tbqh.

Of course he is.

>leave USADA to me
Can't wait for the promos to be honest
>"I don't care if Brock is on PED's BECAUSE at Summerslam he's gonna get is the RKO
Also a pot shot at CM Cuck in there.

Fighters that get USADA'd shouldn't be suspended, they should be placed in an anything goes roid division.

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PEDs should be mandatory tbqh.

so basically the UFC

JDS was a monster. If Brock had not pulled out of UFC 131 I think Brock would have got beaten just as bad

>these poopetually pooturbed fat /asp/ies

Brock should be sentenced to fight Ubereem again, I'd pay to watch that

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im a white boy and im jacked

deal with it

It's not even good-bad, it's just bad-bad.

>getting heemed because someone slapped you with their calf muscle

the fuck

> Reminder that your former NCAA div 1 champ cheated.

I know how much you people like the fake wrestling but for us we don't actually consider it the same as winning when you cheat. This is real fighting.

>Jim Ross spent a full 5 minutes of his last podcast sucking Lesnar's cock and calling him full natty jacked white boi and insulting people who were criticizing Brock
>gets called out on Twitter now that the ruse is up
>literally says "b-but he's still my boy!"
Fuck Brock """""fans"""""

Maybe it was the plan, they wanted Overeem to take the belt from Stipe, and then make a fight with Lesnar for the title.

>Ubereem

He's literally not even the same fighter anymore casual. Current Overeem is too conservative and calculated.

Early stoppage, Hunt never stopped defending.

vanessa is no longer my girl

tmz.com/2016/07/08/ufc-luke-rockhold-chris-weidman-brock-lesnar-octagon-girls/

Nah, they wanted Mir to beat Hunt to set up their rematch at UFC 200

lol

Where did his black go?

>No one like him
What does he mean by this?

Literally don't care kangaroo boy. If you thought Lesnar was ever natty you're an idiot and deserve to be mad.

>genetically-engineered-in-a-secret-government-lab Reem will never fuck your girlfriend

hold me, /heem/ [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

did he drag him into traffic?

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theres this fucked up beta mindset where they think if they had brocks genetics and trained as hard as him they could've looked like him and been some superman ubermensch

they can't admit natty limit is a real thing, it's low IQ shit, they want to believe in fairies and natty 280lb 10%bf men

lmao i hadn't seen that one

>Spoilers on Sup Forums

I guess we now know who the real casuals and cuckolds are.

Mark Hunt = wgaf

>australian hours
>/heem/ is garbage
not surprised desu

THE NATTY LIMIT IS MARK HUNT. ANYONE IN BETTER SHAPE IS ROIDING.
hownewareyou.exe

>tfw vikings were lanklets

what do you think of david wood?

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How do I achieve this mode?

GONNA GO DRINK SOME TRENBUTEROL LIGHT

ID DRINK STANAZOL LIGHT BUT STANAZOL WONT PAY ME NOTHING

WOOOOO

What's next for /heem/'s official boy, Rory MacDonald?

What they really wanna say is........ANY BLACK MAN THAT WILL PAY ME MONTHLY for 18 years IS THE HOTTEST. #udummy #utarget #udisgrace #TRUTH

Who the fuck is Jim Ross?

The UFC never thought Mir could win against him now anyway, so the result is the same. They wanted Lesnar to win at 200, they couldn't throw Overeem at him now.

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/heem/ was never good.
TRT and HGH.

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WWE commentator.

Can you sue your opponent for assault if he pissed hot ?
I mean he had an advantage on you, something that could kill you, it is a dangerous sport even when two clean guys fight but if one of them is juiced it could end in a death

to anyone butthurt about lesnar, this is the difference that PEDs make

fact: the only reason lesnar was relevant at all in the UFC was his PED induced size

Nice Rogan desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=Cf9U0quIrB8

Whole fight for anyone who wants it.

if natty beasts can't exist what's with all those jacked as fuark greek statues?

it also allows a beta to reach his natty limit and then sustain it with average effort and protein

saves years of training

look how big natty reems biceps are, theyre fucking ridiculous, thats from roided up bicep curls

artistic license? how come men before steroids were invented, but photography existed, were never that big?

>Lesnar's opponent at UFC 200, Mark Hunt, said that he wants UFC to "sort" the situation out or he wants his release.

>"They say they are trying to clean up the game, but it does not feel like it," Hunt told MarkHunt.TV. "Is said to tell the UFC if you copy will not be punished."

>"The third time I had to tell a cheater in my career. The other two times I did not ask for compensation, but the third time now and I'm sick of them have left the faithful. I told Dana I want a release from the UFC if they do not classify this."

what did he mean by this?

BABY WANT HIS FLY FLY DADA

Who natty here? Never even taken creatine?

HRT increases your physical size besides muscle mass, your hands, feet, etc get bigger

so no, certain drugs actually push you past your "natty limit"

I know for a fact that Tim Kennedy is natty.

>Rory is now a father to a baby girl
>Rory's birthday is in 6 days
>Still no word on when or under what organization his next fight is

Communicate with your fans reeeeeeee

I took Ibuprofen when I was a crazy young kid, I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is.

yeah true, i meant with gear you can get above your natural limit then when you're off your body loses the muscle mass and takes you to your natty limit

so you skip years of training, exceed your reach, then find your reach

but sadly roid frauds never learn the discipline it takes to train without magical fairy drugs. imagine being so beta you lack the primal drive to get in the gym and bust ass day after day year after year

shameful for a white boy to embarrass the white race with such weak minded betaness

to be honest i was completely shocked when i heard the news that brock popped

shocked

He wants an extra million dollars.

>"Is said to tell the UFC if you copy will not be punished."

Just started listening to fighter and the kid with chael, holy shot does the show get better without Bryan. He's so annoying and humble brags. Muh friends are rich every episode

>Schawb stops fighting when ASADA drops by

really makes you think

chael is pretty fun to listen to, he's got charisma and love for the sport

he's also pretty sharp too, not some illiterate fuck, he's pretty well read, at least in terms of the areas of life that he involves himself in

he has more important people to communicate with.

him beating up askren would be the best turnout, ufc second, lellator 3rd

Schaub truly is God, top bro when Callen isn't around.

vine.co/v/ODpVamupXA5

>Rory beating Askren
kek m8

Yea I fucking loved chael

Chael was on Frank Mir's podcast yesterday

worth a listen

phoneboothfighting.com/046-chael-sonnen-ufc-fight-night-sioux-falls

schaub never looked that jacked and left because rogan castrated him publicly

>NFL
>UFC HW during roid years

yeah natty as fuck bra
you should work for USADA

He didn't do great in either which probably is due to the fact he's natty. He'd do better in today's UFC.

Another sleeper classic incoming

>Schaub lost cuz roids
Have you ever seen that pudgy retard fight?