Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOY!

Music edition.
youtube.com/watch?v=GOMoNmFt1mc

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Claim

Iowa claim

Claimed

>tired and sore edition

Well you rape her then!

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Claiming Miria, i hope everyone is doing good!

I have arrived
Finally caught a pinsir

BACK OFF NIGGERS SHES MINE

Nico with a headache claimed.. ugh

Shiro claimed!

Noticed

I'm 19 years old
Aren't you muslim?
lol
It's a good show, cute waifu btw :o

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nico nico worst waifuuuuuu
where is my reply? ;-;
roll

No I'm not. Are you white?

Poor nico. Got meds for it?

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Not even best shiro
Im buying a 1080 seahawk x
You should add one to your build
>nico nico worst waifu
Yous right

Headaches suuuuck. Hope it clears up soon.

I think that already happened...

H-Hi...

>best shiro
That's not even me.

Now that, as fucked as it sounds, is something to look forward too. Kek, Sup Forums is a riot.

Cheekier by the day.

Both have amazing musical scores.

Red hair huh? I think there's some of that around these parts~.

That's a very good one. A nice melody and it's really passionate. It's kind of tough for me to choose since you have the main units and sun-unit songs but main song, I'd say Sunny Day Song, been liking it more. These switch from time to time but as for sub-unit, Fuyu ga Kureta Yokan. BiBi can't be touched.

There's only one shiro!
Do you mean Shiro user?

I didn't notice it ;-;

ignored roll
I'm Mexican cutie

sup o:

Already planning to get a 1080 gtx

Both have cameos in it

I don't think you're cute, wall jumper.

Well then it needs to happen again.

Sup Forums is honestly my go to when shit goes down. They go through all the stops for it.
>1080 gtx
are you sure about that

Saber claim
Ayy it's Iowa
Good claim

Neither of you are best shiro
Unless you revised your build your just gonna be bottle necked and not even get the best performance out of a 1080

spooky roll
I was born in America, megumeanie

Shit I meant 1060. I got the 480 and 1060 mixed up

who are those cuties?

ruuude.

i took many lol

thanks

Oh? Well I'm a sucker for Red Hair.. especially when it's on such a cutie like you.

Good choice! I am a little biased though.. Snow Halation is what got me into the show after all.

Both have easter eggs

>Found this earlier today.

Agreed. The banter is fun to witness too, almost more exciting than the news itself.

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See

You know who she is? nice! although i feel kinda bad now, i don't know yours :P

How u gon be sad and still nippin
Even still that problem will still exist

claimed

B-But why?!

Consider heresy, possible switching to Ainsley Harriot.

Saber from the Fate series
>Playing league right now

Its never heresy for ainsley
>moka

Heyo saber. what's up
Yea 1080 is pricey as fuck but it is really good.
Iowa and Kongou! Also known as my favorite cuties.
No problem.
ikr. Though it sounds terrible I can't wait for what's next.

Because Hanako begging with her eyes is cute as fuck.
>Also you'll like it.

You're a skittle mixed with m&m's.

Where's most of the pain? Left side?

Both could never shItty or great. Thanks and what's going on here?~
>

Oh

Oh

:o roll
not as rude as having nico as your waifu

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You're going to switch?
I am disappoint

Look at this guy. He's great.
youtube.com/watch?v=VKsSKisDJ04

She seems pretty kickass! have fun in your league game! :3

I'll... like... it...

>Hmm...

Playing league atm you?

I'm only considering it. Ainsley is pretty great though.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZUJJdeByJa0

Can I stick it in while I sleep?

Just kicking back watching videos and the thread. Haven't played league in a while. how are your games going?

im pretty sure my terrible sunburn is causinv it.. but yeah front left.

you nico nico need to back up or get smacked up

I don't even know anyone anymore roll :o

glad I have you still
I don't eat candy, because I'm not 5 years old

They sure are cute, which one do you claim though?

Iowa of course!

Oh come on, you're not even trying to insult me anymore. :'(

Now your getting it.
>And you may want a third person to join in so I'll just be on the side~

you will always have me roll :o
what am i going to get smacked up by?

>you nico nico need to back up
lol good one, might use that someday :3

Other megumin needs to LEAVE
I'm never gonna switch either

I've never disliked you :(

I like you, you don't feel the same...
Thank you, Jinx

roll :)

Ya i wouldnt recommend doing that
Would be a waste of money

Do you own an Adidas jacket in real life?

what a bad decision.

What a coincidence, I'm a sucker for Red Eyes. Not to mention yours of course.

Ha, that's perfectly fine. Just means there's a special connection with that song then.

Yeah it's kinda hypocritical or at least in my eyes. You don't want anything to happen, but you do because you want to visit Sup Forums.

Both require money for access. Anytime m8, you've seen the series. You know how it is. No need.

you seem like a red blooded american to me, i dig it

Roll...

It's... only fair...

O-Okay...

It's a track suit.

Do you intend to do dirty things to my precious? Because you better back off if so.

Excuuuuuuse me?
heh it's not my fault they make shitty things super fun.
>red
DID YOU CALL ME A RED

By me! Square up. I'm 5 feet 100 lbs of bone crushing steel!

lol im glad it wasn't as bad as i thought it sounded.

Oh? Well it looks like we have some amazing compatibility~ and don't worry, your hair isn't the only thing i like about you.

Hanako's mine, dipshit.
>Growls ferociously
>presses lips against yours

of the two choices presented, you picked the worst one.

mai bossu

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Would you prefer dirty things done to you?
>I'd be happy to oblige~

Oh hell yeah it is

Hot

A migraine

Get rekted

What would you recommend?

Both are enjoyable with others. You're right. I'll do it with nico and iowa!

I own a tracksuit, yes

roll c:

Im assuming by red you mean russian, which wasn't my point at all! you seem like a real patriot :D

Might be a migraine.. and h-hey! you can't just pick my ship for me..

Sorry roll. ;-;

I'm not sure how I feel about this... I guess if it stops you from doing stuff to Hanako though...

>having a waifu when you coulda had a bossu.

who am i being rekt by?
can't we all be friends?
roll
:) roll

>they make shitty things super fun.
This comes to mind.
youtube.com/watch?v=S_x4_QrMcm8

I guess we do~. Your eyes aren't the only thing ideal to me either.

Both create different opinions. You what m80? That's against the show and you know it.

crunchy roll :o
cute roll
I'm gonna kick your butt >:(