Waifu Claim Thread
>House of Smut edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. Or don't. Shit post anonymously w/e
>Discuss stuff
>Fuck
>Be gay, who cares. You're a fucking faggot anyway
>Get mad.
>Get REALLY mad
>Shit post. Just do it.
Most important: Show me your genitals
>A thin strand of saliva appears connected to both our lips as I stop the kiss. "am I gonna do all the work?" I say as I place my hand on your butt.
Fuck off earlybaker
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my god shut up you butthurt faggot
it was posted rght on time which is what a good baker does
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*unzips dick*
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Fucking early bakers not even letting me get my shitpost bake ready
Claiming!
There was still an image left you tard
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Who gives a rat's ass?
Claiming Nui.
What's up?
Ayy everyone's coming back
>I think
What's happening fellas?
Am i the only one who hates the Yuno user?
I give 5 rat's asses
Nope
I will grant you one wish,
What will it be?
Akiko claimed
>Elitist scum
>checked
あなたのための名誉はありません
>Shiro
Well it's still a Shiro so I'm not wrong
To banish You Know Gasai
What happened to the Kinky anons?
I'm pretty kinky.
All good bakers bake their bread early, so it's ready to serve when the bakery open.
Expert knowledge on ERP and the like
>not that'd I'd have much use for it
Hai :3
Hello
Granted, however the one you speak to stays as that Yuno killed the Yuno of this world a long time ago. Mirai Nikki has some questionable shit.
Granted, you are disgusted by what you know and wipe your memory of it, forgetting you ever wished for this as well.
Prove it
True. Sleep well?
>that's not the one you know
You up to anything?
seems like youre the only one with a problem here, then
deal with it
I dont play poker
Or blackjack
Aw drat. I had plans with that wish...
I'm drowning in calculus
>I just wanna cook some eggs again
I also have a problem
We can practice :3
sucks for you
quit crying about it maybe it just a thread and it literally never ends
im drowning in tears o:
No.
>kisses
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エリート主義スカム。
数字をチェックしていただきありがとうございます。
i wish to get rid of all of these elitist scum :^)
What the fuck are the elitist anyway
Wew, that last thread get to you a bit?
Akiko a cute
hi does anyone remember me
A waifu meme.
No it wasn't a kiss like that!
It was a peck on the cheek more like!
I remember you
Shiki, Tomoko, Galko and Vigil
cute
Claiming Sup Forums waifu nobody here knows about
Seems like it had a lasting impact on all of us
No, but it's nice to meet you! :3
>Again
It was okay
What's been going on in here?
そして、また私の特権
最大エリート意識
This shiro knows what's good
Too bad my memory works photographic and I'm shit at remembering fienames
>Tomoko
Which ones?
s4s?
Shiki, Tomoko, Vigil, Kyouko, Kirino, Akiko, Cheshire Cat, the Ilya user
Wew lad, you know her
Now check these quints
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i remember you too. how are you doing?
nice to meet you too~
不潔なエリート主義スカム。
あなたはこれをどのように行うことができますか？
i remember you
your waifu still cute
Claimed
>you're somewhat cute
Not much has been going on here, I think. I don't keep track of things well.
Name all of the season and elitist fags that have shown up lately.
Nonon, Nui, Asuka, and megumin
(Elites)
Kyouko tomoko Akiko vigil utah cheshy ilya
Yeah man
You.
Oh you are here too. so is your waifu
Ehhh? Is that so?
Thread full of pervs.
Hello [s4s]-tan
That's better, but which fucking Tomoko?
So fucking close
難破します
Don't worry about it
Nothing really happens in the early hours
> I don't keep track of things well.
How's that ADD working for you?
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Who's the cute waifu? :3
Who, me? Naw...
Windows tomoko
Also dio
I'm not too sure about ADD as I haven't been diagnosed, but my cousin does have ADHD. I think it has to do with me being tired all the time.
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Granted, their spit is no longer on the ground but the elitist still remain.
Alright boys
I've started the anime early and so far I'm in love with Tats
Claimed as fuck get away. Wow I sure love dicks and being a faggot, they're my favourite activity and body part respectively
>2016
>not having ADHD
Someone already claims her
Stella Vermillion
also i like your hanako pics
>have ADHD
>take 9 pills a day
what anime?
I collect Hanako and Hanako accessories
I just checked, and I see no gotes in this thread prior to mine. Also:
>implying azzy's female
Why do you think I spent most of my post talking about how much of a faggot I am and how much I love dicks?
Single Hit Guy
What's wrong with Nui and Asuka?
With people like you it's temporary.
Solo Jab Dude
Hi there, anime girl!
I take one... 50mg adderall
I dont really have adhd or add. It just helps get me through the day without feeling so meh
Noticed I also make healthier food option choices and exercise more regularly. Fuck yeah speed!
After what I saw, you can not expect me to believe you're not...
Oh thought it was toriel for sone reason
uno impact male
jesus christ her head is big as her torso what the fuck
Both seasonal
Nui because her anime is too recent
Asuka because she's one of the most popular ones
>the best girl on the show
It seems you have received the fabled dubs of mistakenness. They bring good luck and
>le quality memays
to whoever finds them
ONLY A SHIMADA CAN CONTROL THE DRAGONS
no get physical contact person
ha ha am i meming this shit right?! :Dc
I'm as pure and innocent as an angel, what're you talking about? ',: ^)
>Too Recent
First of all everything starts somewhere and second it's been three and a half years, most of the other waifus i see here are much more recent like >Asuka because she's one of the most popular ones
Are you a hipster?
oh yeah. flying bald man. hope 2nd season comes out some day
good shit
Hey Syndrabro.
Hey Shirobro.
How are you two?
Elitists unite
I really can't distinguish any of the Tomoko's by filename. What kind of shit does he do?
It was just a prank bro
>I think it has to do with me being tired all the time.
Yeah, sleep deprivation can be a bitch
>Single Hit Guy
Fucking kek'd
>anime girl!
Hey, that's me!
We have a Yotsuba claimer and a suiseiseki claimer but that's the only Sup Forums waifu's
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE