There is nothing funny or wrong with being a 40 year old virgin. Fuck this flick

There is nothing funny or wrong with being a 40 year old virgin. Fuck this flick

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Get laid turbovirgin.

I am asexual.

That was kind of handled in the film. He focused so much on it that he turned into a bigger weirdo than he was. He was happy enough as a virgin then became extremely unhappy worrying about it.

>used up, aging woman makes a man sell his most prized possessions to be the father of another man's children
>ends with him losing his virginity to a vagina that's probably been fucked by 20+ other men and disease ridden

>"just beee urself XD"

kys

Someone point out the point of the film doesn't mean they themselves are espousing that view.

I'm not even that guy but please.

Not so easy if

1. you're legitimately autistic or ugly

2. you live in a moralistic cuckservative shithole like the US or Saudi Arabia where prostitution is illegal

Pay for a whore.

learn to read

>moralistic cuckservative

I remember being 12.

That sucks.

Go to a swinger party.

It's actually a godsend on this sexualized shit planet if you're ugly or a social retard that is.

>"be someone else"
kys

>someone with autism
>managinng to find his way into a swinger party
>getting laid at a swinger party

right, so you can't read

nope you are just a virgin who can't get laid
and you have deluded yourself into believing that you are something that you are not

humans are not asexual
humans are very sexual
you are just not sexual

Ask a relative.

He should have fucked the daughter desu

Cousin said she doesn't see you in that way.

you can only become a vampire if you are a virgin, so that's what I am waiting for

nope
i'm asexual

deal with it bro

nah you get boners and feel aroused because you are a human bean bro
deal with the fact that you are a virgin and now a shitposter

that's not a good look bro
that's not what's hot in the streets right now

If you are truly asexual that means you don't get turned on or aroused by any sort of sexual imagery, including pornography.

Is that true? If you watched hardcore porn or looked a picture of a woman's tits, would get turned on?

Have you never masturbated?

I'm the biggest autist around and even I got laid (while on a trip abroad, mind you). I was 22 though.

>kys
Literally YouTube tier comment. Remove yourself from this website

>using "virgin" as an insult after college.

I am legitimately autistic and ugly, and managed to get laid with another legitimately autistic, yet, not really ugly girl. So that's no excuse.

>being a virgin after college
is this even possible? there is no way

Some people never get laid because of their over the top standards.

shit nigga it happened, finally someone became a 40 year old virgin!


>tfw lost my virginity when i was 20 on a month filled with sex all the time
>haven't had sex in 4 years
do mens virginity grown back?

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In a non sex-status-obsessed society, maybe.

lel. yes.

lmao what does that even mean?
society is obsessed with status and the more status the more sex (typically) but i wouldn't say that sex is an obsession with society

everyone is too busy shilling or being shilled

Does anyone enjoy bjs more than sex? Idk girls got to put more effort with it with the tongue while pussy is just in and out a hole

>pussy is just in and out a hole
Good to know that you are shit at sex.

Sure you are.

>pussy is just in and out a hole

Really, so what does a dick and pussy do senpai?

It's definitely possible.
Do you ever go to restaurants and see a male busboy/waiter who is definitely not in his twenties anymore?
I like to ask myself what the fuck went wrong in their lives that they're working a dead-end below minimum wage job in their thirties or forties.
And I guess it's the same with virgins.

SJW think that slut shaming is bad

SJW are ok with shaming those that decide not to be sluts

SJW logic everyone

Except that he was forced to change so that she wouldn't leave him.

>But she was worth it

rubs hands together

It's actually possible to shill for degenerate sex, you know. Just take a look at ad culture.

Don't confuse status and desire.
And sexuality has been treated differently in the centuries. Capitalism and the machine revolution are a recent thing.
Nobody cared if a guy didn't had sex or not, until he wasn't spending money on the system.

There's more to it than a simply inward and outward motion. You can use your dick in an upward motion, or a circular motion. Maybe you thrust slowly upwards while massaging her clit with one hand while using the other to support yourself while in missionary. Also, use your hips more, you dense fuck. Both of you will enjoy it more.

I don't get it. Why didn't Steve Carell's character just get a job helping people with his magic powers? I mean why be a wizard and just work at an electronic's store?

yeah sex sells dummy but making an argument that culture and society are based around it/obsessed with it? maybe because life is worth it bro... stop ignoring biological imperatives
sex isn't just some big joke that everyone is in on. it's 100% natural

You press down you dick so the shaft aligns with the crease in your balls, then you rub your shaft against her vaginal perimeter

>Also, use your hips more, you dense fuck
>implying they don't already move on their own

woman slowly riding my dick best position. who's with me bros?

>mfw her bush rubs against my bush

>Pussy is just in and out a hole
What did they mean by this?

>he doesn't know how quoting works

I already know that brah, along with the clockwise and counter count wise rotation, that shit gets her off but not so much for me, I like the tongue game where she gotta come up with some technique to get me off

right here

haha

I liked it when my ex let it grow out a bit and rode my face

Asexuality doesn't exist in humans, but I choose to remain celibate since sex isn't that great and I don't find any joy in working for somebody else's happiness.

None of it really matters when we all die in the end, bringing all of our memories into the void with us, as if none of it ever really existed. Love is merely a social construct. Out of the billions upon billions of things you can do, and choices you can make, sex is incredibly insignificant. But then again, no matter what you do, or what choices you make, you will die with your memories and thoughts.

>grow out a bit and rode my face
True patrician right there. When I'm unable to cum in pussy I jerk off while she rides my face, easiest way to cum.

Honestly persuing a relationship is insane and the only reason people do it Is because we are biologically predisposed to want sex and continue the human race.

I think he was being ironic. Asking them what the guy they were talking to meant.

Oranges are good. I don't need a guy making fun of me for not eating them constantly.
I could eat one every month or not. It's fine either way.

Sex is for reproduction. It isn't insignificant, nature created it, and nature was created by chemicals combined and became sentient

Yes this is true, however we can fight our instincts and choose what we think is important.

Believing that losing your virginity is that important is meaningless and a waste of time*

Sex is good, but it isn't the end all be all. People who use it to belittle others are typically losers whose only accomplishment is they have gotten laid. They don't have careers, or any prospects usually.

With your logic everything is a waste of time. There isn't anything wrong with being a virgin, I get the vibe you think I'm arguing against virginity. Live and let live bro

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Live and let die

I lost my virginity last year at the age of 29. My gf didn't even know I was one.