Scotland thread time to talk about the funny shit in our country

Scotland thread time to talk about the funny shit in our country

Funny shit, like what?
Amerifag here. All I hear about Scotland is how shit your weather is, how poor it is there, how many drug addicts and alcohol problems are there, and finally how you actually voted to remain under the control of the English when you were given a chance to be free. No offence, just what we hear about Scotland. So tell us what funny stuff?...

Are the Krankies even still alive?

>being this burger
just leave.

Say.. how's your police force, i hear they're very lenient and hardly ever use their guns

Clearly touched a nerve.

time to give brexit a whole new meaning. Scottland for the scotch, amirite?

Im Canadian but my Great Great Gran was Scotch so I consider my self Scotch/Canadian.

I totally agree Scotland for the Scotch! Ive always hated the idea that we Scotch live off the English - SCOTCHXIT!!!!!!

Says the Canadian with the queen of England on his money.
Mfw
Another cuck country.

kek

indyref2017

Woo says "Scotch"? It's "Scots" you ignorant nigger!

Im Scotch I should know what we are called buddy!

Americunt with Scot ancestry here.
How badly does the Brexit affect you guys anyway? I don't know shit about your country except for what I learned at uni but I'm down to get schooled on shit I have no idea about.

like how you got there hah

Scotchegg

you belong to england

But we'll always be on top ;) heheheheheeheh

Surely you mean north? Unless the SNP have turned Scotland into the worlds largest helicarrier/dole cue.

I bet you're fun at parties

Unlike you who goes to parties to get North of women.

Top Korea is Best Korea!

Jokes on you, i don't go to parties

Fucking kek

why talk about a third world country?

I bet you don't get North or South of women either.

Scotland is as much a country as ulster. You scotfags are britfags and have been for hundreds of years. Give it up

Nicola Sturgeon want's to hold another independance referendum if article 50 is triggered. Given that the EU membership was a big debating point in the previous referendum - leading presumably a decent number of folk who voted to remain in the UK to remain in the EU.

Given that now the UK is leaving the EU, and that Scotland overwhelmingly voted to remain in the EU (in the Brexit referendum) - a lot of scots are backing her position.

If they leave, and we gain independence this time around. It could be okay, many City of London financial organisations may move to Scotland - bringing the benjamins. Although I think we'd have to join the Euro this time - fuck knows how that would work out.

why you always bring women into this, you that insecure about yourself bro

Ulster, is that Top or Bottom Ireland?

>We Scotch
You're just as bad as the people who have a descendant who's like 1:100th native Indian or some shit. Fuck off. If it's not grandparent, at a stretch, and you've never been fuck off. Your closest experience with a Scot is probably Braveheart and Scotch eggs

ps - Scotland is socialist as fuck. give me a job and sponsor my visa to the US - I want that there capitalism.

I'm serious - do it for your ancestors.

At least the world respects the Irish. Those cunts have never stopped killing the English. Those Scots take it up the ass.. But think it's alright cause 'they're on top' when they take that cock

is this like a bait response to a bait post? I'm confused

2 posts isn't really that statistically significant, I bet you're in the south of your class aren't you.

Thats because they are riding the cock. Technically they are on top

It kind of is when you've replied 2/3 times regarding women, and nah, i left 4 years ago, good try though

Top ireland....the part that the britfags took and wont give back

You're right I have never been fuck off. I tried searching for fuck off but all I did was offend Google Maps.

>respects the irish

LOL

Wouldn't the giving end be just as gay ... ?

Did you graduate south of your class?

Ireland is its own country unlike scotfaggotstan

Of course I do. All Amerifags do. Fighting for your freedom, and never accepting being ruled over. That's the Amerifag way

Dunno where you're from but there's more than just one class, but i can tell that's why you think different from you using the same joke, or mabey it's just that extra chromosome, but don't let that get you downs :)

Maybe* my mistake

If we are just going to leap to wild conclusions you're a gay unicorn.

if by killing the english you mean being terrorists? Scotland was occupied for 20ish years then kicked them out. this surrounded by hundreds of years of independence both before and after. Then, they unified the crowns and the kingdoms (BTW, it was a Scottish king that did this - so if anything - they took the English over).

Ireland can suck my dick - take your balaclavas and your fucking celtic FC and piss off home if you're so fucking great.

oh that's right, you can't even math so you subdivided your farms into shit then refugee'ed your ass over here.

Is this you admitting defeat ?

They're both gay.
Rotten teeth English and cuck Scots

Why you gotta jump to stereotypes, just like all americans are fat and stupid ...

Kek. Keep telling yourself that made up story if it makes you feel better cuck.
And I can't 'piss off home' dipshit. I'm American. Not Irish American, and never been there either, cuckboi

they were fighting themselves you dumb fuck. Then bombing England for sticking up for the irish who wanted to remain within the kingdom.

you Americans know nothing of this. They were our al qaida way before 9/11. and you cocksuckers held fundraisers for them.

name one part of that story that isn't factually correct.

Found a picture of your Great Great Gran, user

dafuq is wrong with you?
scots are onerous fucks, why would anybody want to have anything to do with them?

I said scotch and I meant scotch

I may be American, but you are one dumb Motherfucker. They weren't fighting themselves. They were still fighting descendants of the English. Meaning, they never gave up fighting. Even we learned that in school.. And you 'live there'
Fucking clown

so how exacly would you benefit from leaving the UK and joining the EU. Seems to me like your jumping from the frying pan into the fire

How come so many of the prominent Tories are Scottish? (e.g. Gove and Cameron)

My Great Great Great Gran dad sure did like curves

I WAS an SNP voter until they started kissing the EU's arse. What kind of 'nationalist' government puts their own people 28th in line after the demands of every other EU nation? Sturgeons' own constituency, Govanhill (known locally as 'Govanhell') is a stinking gypsy camp strewn with trash, where whites are a minority.

>decendants of the English

so other Irish people?

They never gave up killing themselves - yeah good effort.

I don't live there. I live in Scotland, I thought that would have been obvious.

also, forgive me if I don't have the utmost faith in the american education system. Being a teacher, I should know.

cause we occasionally get it right.

Preaching to the choir matey - I voted leave - but the rest of Scotland has gone fuck commie cuck mode.

Jesus Christ. That you'd even ask that shows how cucked you are by the English. It's a nice story cucks tell themselves. Go fight for some dignity. You're pathetic

your completely unaware of the catholics and protestants killing each other in northern ireland?

seriously????

again, name one part of that post that isn't factually accurate.

good to hear there's still scots that aren't mindless

>Scotland overwhelmingly voted to remain in the EU

No Scotland did not, you daft fanny. Drafting in 16-year-olds to vote on something they have no experirence of failed, as Scotland is still part of the UK, where we have more clout - and are lined up to leave the undemocratic EU.

Now - you whining liberal born-again sheep-shagging cunts won't be able to fill Scotland with Pakis and Gyppos like you wanted, so go live in fucking Romania, or go back to your Hamish Allen centre and buzz the gas, you prick.

sinking ship though - again - job offer?

16 year old were used in the independence referendum - not the EU referendum.

Also, no idea where you got the idea that I'm a whining liberal born again sheep shagging cunt - I voted leave and vote conservative. I was simply explaining to the guy what things might look like from here on out.

also, can you really blame me for the sheep?

every local authority in scotland BAR NONE voted to remain in the EU.

what would pass for overwhelming in your book then?

i chose not to vote, not because i couldn't bee bothered to vote but because i genuinely couldn't decide if we were better off in or out.

But i can't believe the reaction of some people, i even saw a facebook post calling leave voters "a bunch of cunts that have affected my future career choices, my financial future and my emotional well being" the last part got me the most, what a puff

Ah, right, I just went ballistic when I see claims about 'Scotland's voted to suck off the EU,' as Scotland is just one part of the UK. I am still positive that schoolkids were allowed to vote in the EU referendum, there was quite a lot of them being bust around that period, even hanging out at our polling station, and I can't be arsed Goggling to confirm

My aunt's great-grandmother was from Eddinborough! I love Scottland!

Scotland is part of the UK.

The UK voted to leave.

Suck it down.

agreed. Democracy iff you agree with me.

So you've only heard the good parts then?

*Scottish

im really not sure they could, but yes for a fact salmond made sure they got the vote for the indy ref. make sure the young naive and easily influenced with grand ideas can give you a push, and he still lost, the bald fat lying twat.

oh i'm in the ship with you mate. just a bit more south

Agreed. Although it's true that Scotland voted that way. They also voted a little over a year ago to be counted as a smaller part of a whole United Kingdom. So, yeah - they should suck it down. They made their bed.

again, I was just giving the amerifag the lowdown.

exactly. Democracy isn't about getting what you want, it's about the majority.

Evidently not

Seriously??
It was never anything to do with religion. Settlers just happened to be protestant (even tho they were Catholic until English king had fight with pope) .. Christ, read a book. I'm American and know this shit. Plus, the biggest pushers for Irish independence were protestant.

The savages North of he borders are confused about how politics work. Scotland voted to be part of the UK. They do as they are told. Including polishing our nuclear missiles in their dire cesspit of a country.

>Even we learned that in school

Another triumph for the US education system.

>So tell us what funny stuff?...
That is the funny stuff. I'm not Scottish, but they have some of the best stand up comedians in the world. Not that a white UStard would recognize good stand up comedy. The only good US stand up comedians are black.

and what book would you recommend then?

Yes. Yes he is. Behind a keyboard he gets mad poon and is alpha as fuck

Since you're Scottish, a cuckbook

savages? please show some respect sir, we prefer 'Wildlings'

>scotch

didn't expect a real reply anyway - but didn't expect a laugh either - cheers ameribro.

black guys drive a car like this

biggest hacks in the business

Kek, you're welcome Scotbro

Summer is coming.... one day

haha!

just need another 1000 years of global warming to notice it in Scotland

Look who's talking