Cup starts on 5 August, geoup stage draw on 31 July. Sup Forums will play with the teams from Pot 1, Pot 4 and Pot 2 in this order, with the second game being played at home.
Players confirmed to be part of the roster:
Da Burrs (GK) Part Time Dentist (shirt name Icelad, will hopefully wear a dentist mask) BTFO (his head will be a boxhead featuring various blowouts, including BRA71L and PU70) Fight and Win Tony Kornheiser USA USA USA Lelbron (silver; his number will change to 14, and his shirt name to Da Land) George Costanza (silver) Messi (gold; he will have beard and an eyepatch) TSUUUUUUUUUU (intended to be gold; his shirt name will be Mothman and he will have a moth on his face) >he does it for free Refball 18-1 An Horse at least one of Chat Shit Get Banged and Lifelong
Anthem will be changed back to Tribute to Muhammad Ali. The goalkeeper kit will be reminiscent of Kiraly's sweatpants. In addition to the five existing kits, Sup Forums will also have the classic full white kit and a special anniversary kit. Stadium has been finished, the summer pitch will feature the normal Transatlantic Semen Pipeline, while the winter pitch will be Da Land.
I want input on which of the two should be TSUUUU's goalhorn.
>short bursts of tsu tsu over the classic TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU you guys are newfag morons
Alexander Thomas
Completed the poll, hope it helps.
I prefer the second CRonaldo song but it needs to be redone because it's a shit loop. If no one is willing to redo it, just use the first one.
>Anthem will be changed back to Tribute to Muhammad Ali
The fuck is this shit? Just use NBA on NBC.
>The goalkeeper kit will be reminiscent of Kiraly's sweatpants
Excellent.
Evan Hernandez
Ali died recently, and the song has a long tradition in 4CC behind it, so it's only fit to be used.
Zachary Sanders
In the second song, the TSUUUUUUUUUU dissapears after 20 seconds
> Add Stan Lee as a sub and make his head the Stanley Cup > Add HEEM (SLEEPY) as a sub > Add Apologize. as a sub > Lifelong is better than CSGB > Keep Messi's name but making him beard/patch is good enoughm, name change is redundant > TSUUUUU deserves a goal horn > anybody against >Schalke not being a perma member is a retard, that is top Sup Forums moment > Fight and Win is a shit name and should be cut
good job TWAIN, most of the choices are good
Lucas Hughes
> Keep Messi's name but making him beard/patch is good enoughm, name change is redundant Just a clarification, the poll is about his shirt name, not the formal name.
Gabriel Bennett
his shirt should be a military-esque fatigues then?
or maybe an accountants/spanish IRS suit?
keep the name messi regardless both on name and on the back of the kit
>Messi (gold; he will have beard and an eyepatch) I cannot stress this enough. Punished Messi needs to be the name.
Lincoln Cook
I agree, otherwise most people won't really notice it.
Mason Green
please use this lad, fucking kek
Blake Brown
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Adrian Long
lel, is this BTFO?
Easton Johnson
Am I the only one who thinks >he does it for free should make a return to the starting XI, at least as a defender or something? Outlaw posting has increased recently and it is one of the dankest memes Sup Forums ever produced.
Hunter Nguyen
Awful.
Nicholas Hill
Top Fucking Kek
Hunter Jenkins
why no hockey memes though? just get rid of an horse please and add something like >rags or Bulju or idk pleeeeaaaseee
Ethan Peterson
Punished messi is hilarious
Jace Turner
>tfw no cycling memes represented in Sup Forums scratchmen squad
Christopher Nelson
>getting rid of an horse for generalshit cancer
"No."
Aiden Brooks
AN HORSE AHAHAHAHAHA so funny :DDD
Julian Carter
>rags
needs to be a goalie
Ryan Foster
Funnier than anything that's come out of any general ever.
Robert Barnes
>not voting 'other' and adding mad amx
Brody Bailey
No, you aren't the only one. In fact I think he should become a medal again.
Lucas Foster
>cycling memes
Christian Ross
He had his chance and fucking blew it. He's a bad egg and riding the bench for good reason.
Henry Hill
This will bite us in the ass
Colton Wilson
Needs more American sporting memes desu.
I don't really follow them, but most of these memes are football related.
Liam Robinson
needs >2agan
but this is a good looking squad. You are better than art ever was
i hope you are autistic enough to come up with a perfect PES tactic, or else never come back
I believe it is time I can safely announce the course of action.
Kopasz Kapus got roasted by Solo, who'll become the second goalkeeper.
The dispute between CSGB and Lifelong is so even that I decided to keep them both and sacrifice Team C in the process.
Players who get to keep their spots are LCIM, Please Watch Our Sport and >Schalke, and joining them to complete the 23 player roster will be >I rate Zidane (literally why would you vote for this, I'll never understand, but that's life), Universal Choking Sign and >rags.
Messi's shirt name will be Punished Messi, despite my personal preference for Tax Missi.
USA's flag will become smaller.
>he does it for free will get a small Russian flag.
The vote for TSUUUUUUUU getting a goalhorn was an overwhelming one. As such, will become his goalhorn, but I don't want to go to waste, so that will be his hat-trick and comeback goalhorn.
The victory anthem will stay as it is, so the Leicester radio call stays. However, I do want to play Three Lions in case we advance from the group.
I guess there will be people who won't be happy with some of the choices, but I hope I could please as many people as possible.
Easton Taylor
When is the draw la'?
Michael Hughes
I was told july 31
>check /vg/ thread since I hadn't been there in a while >see reactions to this one user who sounds like he actually sucked a dick
Matthew Hill
>rags made it back
yes fucks yes
Ethan Richardson
>this still exists
NBA on NBC forever DA BURRS
Caleb Morales
an horse is one of the oldest Sup Forums memes show some respect
Cooper Barnes
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Zachary Walker
Speaking of >rags what should the aesthetics be?
Nicholas Murphy
>I don't want to go to waste, so that will be his hat-trick and comeback goalhorn.
and will be played if he scores a penalty, I hope.
Jacob Walker
RIP in peace Kopasz Kapus, you'll never be forgotten :^(
I don't really like the idea of having 2 american soccer memes, I would consider getting rid of Fight and win instead of Team C wins
I read in othe other thread I think, that Solo's head was gonna be a hamburger or some shit like that, IMO she being called Roasted Solo and her shirt name being Arbys would be enough. I really, really would like a qt in >our team
It seems that LCIM will be now a permanent in the the team, Robben barely played this year and still got in, and have have seen CSGB a lot outside of Sup Forums, having 2 lestah memes now, plus the anthem, I think is too much, only /lifelong/ should stay to me. I don't get it but if that's what everywant wants, it's fine I guess.
I was one of the people that voted for >rags, but only to have various sports, can someone explain it to me? Also, I don't understand the russian flag in >he does it for free
How will >I rate Zidane look like? I propose Zidane with a fedora, a dog wouldn't look that good.
Nicholas Adams
>I don't understand the russian flag in >he does it for free Leonid Slutsky, the Russian manager at the euros literally did his job without monetary compensation.
David Taylor
its the hockey >rags though
pic related
Andrew Jackson
Can you explain the meme? Us Dutchies only like to go fast on ice, not to fight
Liam Murphy
go here and type >rags
Isaac Torres
Happy now?
Luke Rogers
Will Roast Solo get a female head? Because I'd love to have a qt wearing sweatpants in goal (assuming we're still doing that).
Lucas Lewis
The NY Rangers and Texas Rangers are both basically the England for their respective sports (Hockey & Baseball)
Always lofty expectations, penchant for playoff choking, haven't won anything in years
Dylan Hughes
No, her head will be literally Arby's.
Landon Phillips
Fuck, I keep forgetting to take my trip off.
Carson Stewart
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Connor Rogers
>insecure trip If you're the manager, you need a secure trip, you know that right?
Christopher Richardson
>and joining them to complete the 23 player roster will be >I rate Zidane
Austin Gomez
>Removing >Torres welp gg, looks like I'm bandwagoning Sup Forums
Nicholas Rivera
I have a secure trip as well, it's listed on the wiki because muh rules, so I only have that one as a formality.
Brandon Foster
Not sure why we never got a vote for bringing back >de gay. Also I'm still hoping you'll change Messi's name and not just the name on the back of his shirt. Everything else is good.
Kevin Miller
>her head will be literally Arby's Noooooo, we already have some players with no human face, and I think that that meme is a meme because it's funny or surprising that she has has the pussy like that. If she has Solo's face and is named Roasted Solo it will have more impact.
At least make a poll to decide.
Samuel Gray
>TWAIN How soon will it be too early to sack your ass?
Liam Adams
very nice, impressive
Jace Brown
A1 tbqhwyf
Blake Lewis
It's dual purpose.
Kevin Rivera
>Not sure why we never got a vote for bringing back >de gay we just got rid of him, it was in the roster for years
Luis Smith
Gonna do twain a favor and bump this shit for him
Isaiah Campbell
Not a fan of "Please Watch Our Sport" keeping their spot (no one says this anymore) and really not a fan of the Ali tribute. He's a big figure but fucking no one talked about him before he died and no one talks about him now.
But thank god TSUUUUUUU finally gets a goalhorn and Punished Messi gets the spot.
