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Jealous Sup Forums ??

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Go to sleep op

bad troll motherfucker

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I came to 4chin to get away from the Pokemon go shit... And the first thread i see... Eat a bag of dicks

No, seeing as I got laid last night, I'll get laid again tonight, and next week we're headed to Hawaii for vacation. Fuck your pixels.

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Fuck your fractals

wtf? where did you catch this??
I go outside everyday and all i see are rattatas and pidgeys this is so unfair i hate living in the countryside ugh

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Central Park in 'Murica

mew and mewtwo are the worst legendary pokemon, suck my balls. i wanted want one even if they were in the game

Hell yeah dude. And he's the special 2d edition. Rare find.

But seriously, what's the point of this thread?

fuckin Brit

Even assuming you somehow caught one (which he's supposed to be put into the game, but he hasn't been yet), no fucking way in hell you'd have 399 mewtwo candy. That's a sign you caught at least 300 of em. Impossible.

i'm from belgian you assfag

>yeah, where'd you catch a Flying/Psychic type Mewtwo
>cause you're not a samefag, not even a little bit, what, no

>Flying-Psychic
???

do the rare candy trickstrat surfing up down the coast for it

Belgium*

Last time I checked all the pokemans were 3D rendered, please explain OP :/

Over 9000 yeah I see what you did there

I see VR did magic to you

Nah check out my taurous and crabby

U jelly
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I have sex too whenever I want

>Bakugan Candy

Woah, watch out for this demi-god

Suck it, cucksters

I just get sick of this pokeman shit.

nice try dude. he's not available

OP is a bundle of sticks, you inbred shit.

obvious bait is obvious

>flying/psychic
>flying

wat

>3 weeks old
>sick of it

Cry some more, faggot. I've gotten more head and pussy from nerd girls than i can handle. It's like tinder for submissive girls.

Max cp is 4144 faggot 0/10 bait

>nerdgirls
>2/10acnefish

Laad je telefoon op, vlammende faggot

Gotta separate the wheat from the chaff. Go where the hot ones are.

nah is goed zo

>that 2D pic

Awful fam. Try harder

Teach me your ways

Worst photoshop ever
poor b8

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>Go to places that people drop lots of lures.
>don't look creepy
>stand near cute girl
>"aw, kick ass! An X spawned!"
>talk about your pokemon
>"wanna walk around and see what we can find?"
>"this was nice, wanna grab coffee?"

Don't hit the same place every day or you look like a creeper.

Bad art
Candy fuck up
Wrong type
Height is wrong
Worst part is ...check your fucking voice mail asshole!

Wow, you sound like a fucking loser.

never

Don't be jelly, manling. It's shooting fish in a barrel. The fact you're a social retard and not exploiting it is pathetic.

Ever try going out with friends to a club or bar? Fucking faggot.

Every Friday and Saturday. There's no drink minimum at a pokestop. Just untapped ass.

gay

Here you go

and the trick is, they can't say no. because of the implication

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You are kissing boys though

They can. They just don't. In a land of fat dudes in youth pokemon shirts, a total Chad is king.

Real pokemon

no. they cant. because of
>the implication

>when cancer gets cancer

His power level is over 9000. At least you got that going for you.

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u jelly?

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Лол

On a plane.

Do you keep transfering the low ones?

Pika Pika

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got this fat prick

help if i posted the pic

ill bite