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Previous thread: News:

>Bork popped
mmafighting.com/2016/7/15/12203902/brock-lesnar-flagged-by-usada-for-potential-anti-doping-violation

>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight

>Hunt wants to be released from the UFC
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/mark-hunt-wants-brock-lesnars-full-2-5-million-ufc-200-fight-purse

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>>Hunt wants to be released from the UFC

this isn't the ufc's fault though its brocks fault i don't see why hunt is blaming the ufc for bork cheating?

thanks lad
just woke up

>spoon feeding casuals

IF One Championship got their hands on Rory, would he be in the right weightclass over there to take on Benthony Askren?

>that first comment

And I want ALL of my $60 for the PPV back!

cmon lad you wouldn't have paid to watch the ufc right?

mark's a samoan who unironically believes ''''''jesus''''' is his '''''''lord and savior'''''

he's old af he should retire anyway

It's just Ben, where did you get benthony?

his angle is that they were well aware that he was on the gas and got an exemption until after UFC 200

he seems to think that them allowing that cost him the match, as if he wouldn't have lost he Brock wasn't roided to the gills using his words

I can't wait until Reddit shit like fighter pay and Mark Hunt reparations destroys this sport and we're all watching fuckin' pillow hands again.

She has a black man's lips

>Mark Hunt reparations

haha

MMA sucks anyway

yeah i know that i was just pretending to be stupid

but cmon mark have a look at brock and tell me you think he is a full natty bro? like what did you expect?

Yeah, only UFC is good.

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are you trying to trick me

yeah, I mean I think at this point everyone knew he was on the gas, though honestly even if he wasn't on the gas I don't think it would've gone any different, it's not like Brock would've shrunk down to lanklet levels of skinny, probably would've taken him down just the same that night

I'd still hit it

A bit cringy.

I got Li Morrison.

Fucking USADA. Fuck PED testing.

Lesnar and Bones are entertaining, even if it's just to cheer against them. I want to be entertained. I want the performance to be enhanced. In what context would I ever not want a performance to be enhanced?

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she is technically 100% lithuanian right? both of her parents were born there and moved to the USA

she wishes she was black that's for damn sure

youtube.com/watch?v=q9re9SLS2IU

literally nothing

andrey has some eddgelord emo song kek

Your opponent's performNce brah.

Because it's a combat sport and the fighter's safety takes priority over your entertainment, faggot

>Mfw idiot casuals on here thought Paige VanZant would beat her

Who you got?

>People believe that because Mark Hunt is fat, he must be natty.

I showed a Lithuanian friend of mine her name and they were very confused actually. Apparently its an ancient old ass name thats not common.

watch this fight, or even just a highlight video

paige's '''''''''''''boxing''''''''''' is funny

>mfw Mark Hunt wanted to leave the UFC a while ago because of Risin anyway

>Discount Jon Fitch on the left

I don't remember that being the case

I don't remember it not being the case either though

I thought Paige's wrestling would dominate over Rose's striking and jiu-jitsu. I was very wrong.

What's the natty limit, brehs?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZZtXJtzOaZQ

'''Lithuanian grandmothers ghetto n shit''''

this really is the worst country

>I want the performance to be enhanced.
It is.

leangains.com/2010/12/maximum-muscular-potential.html

Michael Bisping looks natty.

The sky is the limit.

want to start a promotion?

we'll never know

reminder that the pudgy barnett was busted for steroids three times in pre-usada times

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Roy Nelson

I am.

i reckon he would of been more flabby and less cut but the outcome would of been the same

>Idiots think Roy Nelson is natty just because he's fat.

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Can he do it?

lads my stream is lagging can a few of you guys log out

thanks in advance

nope

he literally can't do worse than bader

He got dropped by OSP, Rumble hits much harder.

prove it

Reminder that Pfister was winning this fight on the ground until one of the worst stand ups ever

PRIDE didn't test, they allowed soccer kicks as well.

Strangely enough, they weren't known for fighters dying or getting injured, any more than any other promotion, although they did have a fixed fight here and there.

How is anything enhanced by removing Bones, Lesnar, Romero, Machida, Cro Cop and whoever the hell else they recently busted? They're entertaining as hell.

WHO WILL GET POPPED NEXT?

MY BET IS FOR ALDO

Prove what?

>muh safety

lol if that's the argument just ban the sport

kailin curran will get popped for being a qt

trips confirm

she looks like a monkey with diarrhea skin

Sucks for WME, they just bought UFC and all their stars are getting popped.

The guys who fought in Pride's bodies are waaaay worse off. Watch smashing machine

Sage consistently struggles with the bottom of the barrel fighters, he'll never be the star the UFC wants him to be. Can't wait until the day he gets really violently HEEM'd. Barbarena will always be my boy for exposing this goof

All drugs should be allowed. If you die you die. Unironically. I hate statists.

he's only 20 goof

I'll take a look at it tomorrow (out right now), but Kerr fought all over the place.

whatif everyone who didn't get popped were actually natty? ooh, ever think of that?

Most people who fought in PRIDE sound punch drunk beyond belief and have deflated bodies. Also extended PED use makes you more likely to drop dead from a random heart attack.

He was sick in both his last outings and Colbey wasn't there to nurse him back to health.

>it's an outdoors M-1 card episode

WHERE THE SLUTS AT??????????????

anyone made a list of Just Bleed fights?

kidding about the just bleed

i wouldn't mind if they kept the rules used in the UFC and allowed PEDs

i'd rather have soccer kicks banned but EPO allowed for example

Lads, who is the natty goat?

gary goodridge comes to mind

>Most people who fought in PRIDE sound punch drunk beyond belief and have deflated bodies

That's because they're old fighters. PRIDE has been defunct for about a decade, they were fighting for awhile at that point and most continued to fight.

Look at Chuck Liddell or Tim Sylvia, they're not doing too well either.

just pride rules and no questions asked about peds

is the way to go

rizin will be the future

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GSP

>sUPERHEAVYWEIGHT BOUt

sage northcutt

dominick cruz

fuck usada

literally looks like a monkey m8

lel
>five year layoff, comes back, beats champion
>natty

wat the fuck is going on there? looks legit though

>B-but I have photographic evidence that he's got muscles!!!!

Wonder who else they'll bring in... King Mo likely, Phil Davis too maybe?

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clay guida and brian ortega

>mighty manlet

There's another fighter with a bye, I'm guessing Fedor
Jiri Prochazka too, that's a guy RIZIN has really got behind

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