So, why are you single /b?

So, why are you single /b?

Starting off
>Gets attracted to girl
>Fuck/hangout a couple of times
>All of a sudden get bored of them

I hate people

Nice dubs and outlook sir

Bumperoo

every girl i have ever dated has broken my heart

How so my man?

the girl i loved with every bit of my fucking heart left me for my bestfriend

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got tired of everything revolving around sex, man or woman

had 8-9 sexual partners in my life, 3 of them male, the rest female, dated countless more people: all relationships ended up boiling down to sex (either I won't give enough, it's not good enough, it's not the sex they want, or they just flat out get tired of a good thing)

you can spend years propping up a relationship on all the fundamental things the television, your teachers, and your parents tell you but in the end males and females alike will throw it all away for dick in a literal heartbeat

if i wanted to get off quickly i wouldn't go through all the pretense and just jack off instead tbh, and that's where I am now: tired of paying for a chick's food just so she can half-ass in bed then bail the next day

Ahh, shit, sorry to hear user! Dog eat dog world that's for sure

thanks man, nice trips btw

HA! Irony

Ahh I feel ya, my partners of late haven't been able to get me off either, a diy job indeed.

Oh shit

Because i spend to much time on 4chin. 4chin is my life now. I am alone, but I have Sup Forums.

Going down the rabbit hole ain't so bad?

I have more fetishes than most people. By the way, the only girl I talk to no is my sister. How can I fuck my sister?

How old is she? Conventional black mail works for all ages

Pics

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But I don't want her to feel like she needs too. I want her to want my dick.

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I have a gf. :-)

Heroin addict picking up the pieces atm trying to finish up at school, work, and complete IOP/step work

Get her alone (comfortably), throw a couple of moves out there, connect with her on a deep level and let that spark ignite

Moar

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Solid stuff, how long have you been clean?

Because she keeps playing games and won't talk to me. We even tried to talk about this a week ago. And I haven't gotten shit since.

Do you think it would be a good idea for me to take her out to dinner? Or bettee to cook at home for her?

Quads checked, and I'll say that it sucks, ultimately, it isn't worth it, if respect and decency is one sided between you two then don't fight that uphill battle, let it be.

oh my sweet summer child

5 weeks today actually, 5th step tomorrow

congratz my man, you've come a long way

Greeeeentext opportunity
>Meet this girl online
>She starts talking to me, she's hot, whatever
>Get taking to her, over time see we actually have a lot of similar interests
>Over time I mean like several months
>fucking months
>Finally arrange a meet because distance is an issue
>Manage to arrange 3 meets actually
>ALL 3 meets I don't make a move and neither does she, cause fuck my life I was scared I would scare her off.
>Decide next meet will be the one, time to sort my life out.
>Get a message saying we should just stay friends cause it's not worth it
>Half a fucking year down the drain :)

It is a 50/50, she looks like the outdoorsy type, take her some place with a natural essence or even have her over. Surprise her with stuff a brother would know and pluck those heart strings.

Okay! I'll take your advice. It's probably the best I've heard.
>Here's a bikini pic.

Congratulations, only way is up from here!

Always a tough one. Especially online, the expectations are hard to decipher. I've had hits and misses with tinder and Facebook, it seems like bipolar. I'm cool over text but introverted given human contact. Overcame it and working successes nowadays, read between the lines user and play the clever card

Best of luck, and remember, slow and steady!

>I'm cool over text but introverted given human contact
Hello my brother. Guess I'll treat it as practice for the next one, thanks.

Honestly? I just don't care enough to put myself out there to only get hurt. I suck at reading signals that are directed towards me and I'd rather just not deal with any of it. Also big plus of keeping all my money to myself.

Feels my man! The lack of emotion in messaging is a buzzkill as its two different perceptions of words going on. If you're the funny/humorous type, make up some lingo between you and said person. I use the messenger emoji's as one on Facebook, if a girl says something witty or whatever, I send a gold star. Don't spam it, right placement at the right time. That way in person you can quote the messenger chat lingo and match words from text, thus creating a bit more comfort.

What do you feel prevents you from caring about yourself enough to put that foot out there?

cuz I can't get over this bitch

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I thought we were finally getting somewhere too. But afterof a month of this shit I'm getting tired of it. Sucks too cause I really like her. She just won't sit down and have a conversation with me. I'd feel a lot better of she'd be straight up with me.

Story?

Im very picky

Chances are she's not been too honest with you, she isn't a one flavour girl by the sounds of it, sounds like a party mix. You win and you lose, been there myself but there's plenty more out there. Don't go find her, let her find you.

Just not really feeling like it is all. I'm a bit of an introvert. Which doesn't help me in social situations. Also after the last couple of lengthy relationships I had I'm afraid to get hurt again inevitably just wasting my time. Again.

Relevant, do you feel the standards are set too high or just general attraction and indecisiveness?

I have a problem with inertia. You know, "an object at rest will stay at rest until acted upon by an outside force." I'm working to break the pattern I've been in for many years where I come home from work/school/whatever and want to do nothing but stay at home. Couple that with anxiety and awkwardness when it comes to breaking the ice with people and it's not easy.

Also, when I have found women I'm interested in they are, down to the last one, already in a relationship. I'm not singling them out because of that, but as I get to know them a little...and, of course, that means they're off limits in my mind.

Excuses? Maybe. Still, working to break the pattern isn't easy on your own.

She lives 2000 miles away. We talk every day all throughout the day. I'm going to visit her in a month. Before she left my state we dated for a week, we made out heavily, and slept together. No sex.

She tells me she likes me and I certainly like her. I wouldn't cheat on her though I most certainly could get a girl in my own state.

>am I single or not?

Thanks Alot guys, I don't have a ton of friends so it really means something to this user

Ah, as you said, it's inevitable. But, those past wounds shouldn't let you be held back both in the quest for love and putting that step forward. Don't go find it, let it come to you. Right place at the right time, it's not hoodoo guru talk. But self affirmations can go a long way, and this world is introverted, a lot of people are typing and reading reflections of their minds daily. The more one speaks the more one will stand out in the quiet crowd.

Theyre either out of my league, too old, too out of shape, arent what im looking for etc and not sure what to say because I guess I cant just walk up and ask them out?

Lol of course I'm low on friends, junkie after all

>I'm a raging sexist conservative and a millennial and the USA

Thank you. I'm trying to let it come to me, I did have a date recently which only didn't turn out well because she was moving across the county. I'm not truly ready to give up just yet. I'm just going to let it come to me. Also nice dubs.

I'm not interested in dating humans

Definitely a different psych, but I understand completely, sounds like you burn mental bridges a fair bit before acting upon it. I can try help with the ice breaker, just say 'not bad yourself' to people, it'll throw a bunch of scenarios, then work off that. It helped me with my anxiety whether it's at a social event or supermarket. Outlandish, yes. But worth a go

100% the same

Bretheren! How do you go about this?

You could fuck ponies and have less friends, we're all an addict for something. Been down the crack path before, but despite that negativity, you'll attract true people who can see past that title.

Aren't you?

Don't over think it, feel it.

My OCD and Anxiety makes it hard for me to talk to anybody, let alone women I take interest in.

What do you feel is the 'hardest' part exactly?

Maybe I had the right idea weeks ago. I tried to say fuck it, but then I remember our conversations before and I get soft. This is the final straw, I even tried to open up which isn't exactly easy for me. Well college starts next month so maybe I'll have better chances there. (I know I'm young but I don't think that should make these things any less important. I'm not exactly the most outgoing type either.)

Muh dick

No man, i don't know if it was because of severe issues i had as a kid and the way i was brought up but the thought of having a relationship or even just romantic contact with a guy or girl just doesn't appeal to me in the slightest, i am not only satisfied but incredibly happy to be on my own, after all i'm interested in things that don't exactly exist, you should try it, not giving a fuck about these things feels jubilant

it's way more fun to fuck thots

Said it yourself, you're still young. Got nothing but time, put your own intentions forward and as you progress you'll attract the people and things you truely need

I think I intimidate women. They never get too close because they know if they do they will never be able to leave because I treat my ho like a queen.

Completely understandable, it's not for everyone! As long as you're genuinely happy

Are you a shrink?

Drake???

Just a person

dont know but there are 2 things
cant come into contact with girls, bcs my life be like, waking up, working, getting home, sleep
if i go out ( cant drink alcohol so no party for me) and drink a coke or something in a bar, im with a buddy so i dont come into contact with girls
i see that girls think im attractive, i really often get compliments, even from strangers, even from older women. also girls and women often look at me for a period of time longer then normal, looking in my genital area and eyes etc
so i guess i look pretty ok, but yeah cant get it to work
second thing, most girls are fucking stupid
im 20 right now, i look pretty young, lets say 17 or 18
the problem now is that, often young girls are interessted in me. 14-16 year old. cant to anything with the 14 year olds of course and i dont want to. even the 16.17 year olds are so fucking stupid, i cant take it. if i get the number of a girl, because she came ower and thought i looked attractive, and i contact her over whatsapp or something. we write for like 2 days and we cant connect. they talk about bullshit, like my family sucks, school sucks, im sad blabla
i dont give a fuck, i care about politics,the universe,money,how to change the world, traveling, living the life and reaching your goals in order to be happy
just mature things, and they just have this mindset, which i had, when i was 12 or something
i guess the problem is that i look pretty young, but my mind is more mature than the profane teen in that range

>a loot of girls keep looking at me
>some of them even start conversation
>dunno what do or what talk about I just make jokes about everything

>the only girl I got a crush on this year it's a girl in my college class that has one of those dating ring but it's weird since she looks at me sometimes and it's obvious when she does since she is in the first row of next to the door and I'm in the back next on the other side of the class

You're a great listener, thanks

You really expect me to read that shit

Hmm ill try it im afraid im going to come off as a creep tbh

no, but some are bored and will read through it
i dont wrote it for you, there are like thousands of people lurking on Sup Forums, not just you, so no, i dont expect you to read it

It sounds like you're a very bright mind, do you feel alienated by society at times? That people are so basic, dumbed down and that the dumbed down language and memes of society are too much? Edging for a like minded group to belong to?

That's actually really smart.
You smart, you da best.
Underrated post for sure!

I just cant seem to close the deal, its pretty sad. So i know my way around girls just fine and i often go clubbing and getting girls that way and shit, but i dont know how to make mine.

Also one time at a club, this gay nigga comes up to me and compliments my shirt, he was a cool guy, partied with him the rest of the night. Oh shit Sup Forums what does that mean? (he also asked if i would sleep at his place
>fuckno.jpg
)

I don't have a gf because I'm half deaf and sound retarded

Well, ask them questions, seek relevancies, connect to them on a personal or superficial level if need be.

No worries, what im here for!

Well it didn't really end did it? Anyway make sure its crystal clear that you want a relationship and that you're both serious about it.

How does Sup Forums find girls to text with online?

The woman I love is dead.

Link the two together! A internet conversation is half the work so you gotta quote it

white pride

girls=/=Fighting games

26years, been single for almost a year now. Never been single for more then a few months before, feels kind of strange.
Last relationship ended kind of bad and I guess I have a hard time trusting people now.

So you werent single when you were born?

>Go to Estonia for a year.
>Working for a German company, selling these double tube telescopic dampers.
>Talinn is also a beautiful city, lovely cuisine.
>The fish I ordered on my first night was raw.
>Fucking donkeys.
>Anyhow, meet this Turkish chick who happens to be working for our counterpart.
>She is assisting me with my stay, doing my errands, going to banks and governmental offices and shit.
>I feel bad, for she is working pretty hard for me, staying up late etc.
>Ask her out one night.
>Let's go to Tokumaru, their ramen is lovely.
>"k lmao"
>Got the fucking date, yes.
>Order one tonkotsu based chaashuumen for myself, and one fish and salt based halal ramen for her, she can't consume pork for religious reasons.
>She is trying to figure out something in her bowl as the ramen is served.
>'user, what is this?'
>I guess it's a menma.
>"What is a menma, user?"
>Menma is a Japanese condiment made from lactate-fermented bamboo shoots, of course.
>Couldn't figure how to say lactate-fermented in English.
>Instead, create invisible bamboo with my hands, as a gesture.
>In the precise moment I raise my fist, saying "Japanese bamboo is cut like this, then..."
>Fucking flip her fish ramen over her.
>I can see her skin turning tuna red.
>The whole restaurant is coming for aid.
>Zeynep gets hospitalized for a week.
>No irreversible damage.
>No pussi

I know what you mean. I'm starting to think single girls don't exist anymore. It's like they just break up and start dating a new guy on the same day.

I have intimacy issues.

I fuck girls like an animal the first time we're together but don't find them attractive after. Like at all. There's been times I couldn't get hard if I had fucked them before no matter how hit they are.

>inb4 you're gay. I'm actually bi and it happens with guys as well

Because aspbergers added with ADD and not knowing if they am trans or not (pretty sure I am, but not 100%). Then to suppress that, using whatever drugs are around. Does not make a very date-able or sociable person.

At least I look decent and am not fat.

Low self confidence, broken person, depressed.