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cara is such a slag

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>tfw you don't have time to keep up with all the epic new gimmicks in all the boards you post on

that's a small cat

By merely existing you are imposing suffering and death upon other sentient beings and yourself, it doesn't matter how vegan or ethical you are, your very existence creates carnage around you. And you will also ultimately suffer and die no matter who you are or what you do in this life.

>tfw no slag gf

can somebody answer my question without mummyposting me please

wouldn't have it any other way

>tfw no pastry chef gf with a pet eel

why are Irish people so obsessed with land and owning land?

u chattign shit

*walks towards your house*

are they packing heat

started balding at 14, now 25 and almost completely bald

the Janny is a spook fyi

*gets toxoplasmosis*

this is that 12 year who hanged herself, so sad!
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not me, I vote Green

don't even understand how fedoraposting is spamming (what I got warned for) like what else here is worthwhile

>started balding at 14
wow that's a harsh age to start that
did you get picked on for it ?

need a gyal to whine pon mi cocky

heheh

Found the old Habbo gf on facebook haha haven't talked to her since 2003. Should I send her a cheeky friend request?

Life is a futile meaningless game where literally whatever you do, you're just chasing a neurochemical reward in your brain. It doesn't matter how materialistic or spiritual you are, it's all the same, just neurons firing gratification patterns in your head.

fedoraposting is shit desu

glad janny's cracking down

POSTING INSIGHTFUL AND THOUGHTFUL GIMMICKS YOU LITTLE RUNT

Ah yes

Bit of advice: find a woman who has land

Also having land is pretty much life on easy mode

hahahahahahaha

ya canna gullyside post no good as me yannah - reel it in rudeboy

honestly thought the girls being into BBC was just a meme desu

reckon you should kill me then kys

yes

i used to dread having people sit behind me because they'd always touch my bald spot

>tfw going through old habbo rooms you used to spend hours talking to your habbo mates in
>check their log-ins
>last logged in: 10 years ago

>tfw out of nicotine patches

only the most degenerate girls watch porn

>INSIGHTFUL AND THOUGHTFUL
>/brit/

>tfw scamming people on falling furni on the phone to my mate

good times

I'm 'Irish' and all my family has a hardon for "owning land" as do I
I just don't know why

my cousin owns a ton of land, has no job and still lives pretty comfortable just off of what he has on his land.

>tfw don't even remember my username let alone password

the biggest tennis stadium in the world is named after a black guy with AIDS

Fucking loathe african americans

Ffs I remember that maze. I forgot who made it but I think he had a three character name.

I logged in a few months ago and reconnected with a few friends

dae dislike leftists

are there any better/finished versions of this

I used to have a few black friends and would've said they aren't all bad. But those black friends that seemed pretty nice and laid back, got bored one day and broke into my mates house and robbed him and broke all his shit

L1C was his name. I know because I am the autist who played habbo daily until age 21. Have a deep understanding of habbo lore.

gchq automatically monitor all UK traffic and rate each endpoint on a neutral-bad scale. using tor is a somewhat bad mark against you, same as using a vpn or torrenting. googling how to make a bomb or browsing terrorist forums give more severe bad marks.

endpoints with a sufficiently bad "grade" will have real humans lookign at them to identify what kind of activity you're up to.

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Want to go skiing and get shagged lads, where to?

>Billy no mates brit with no one around because his self deprecating humour and depression is just too much to be around
>Alpha American standing in the center of the bar making friends

shit that's rough

your stepdad's called Arthur?

Then you probably know me tb h

bit gay

thanks
how do you know this? i was told by a friend also that tor affects your "standing"

g'an to bed
hope i don't wake
x

Any attempt for subjective meaning is just an illusion. Life is just a battle for survival. Humans have constructed so many means to make life easier and more comfortable, and yet they can't erradicate suffering from the world. Even in the most wealthy lives there is melancholy. Life is devoid of any meaning. Our bodies are decaying since birth, and yet we need to eat, clean ourselves and even breath just to escape from the inevitable death. To me, it's just the genes battling for survival, and we illude ourselves with the things that give us temporary pleasure.

are there any diseases with beneficial effects?

Any tourist spot in the Rockies. Full of west coast slags that will shag anyone with an accent in a second because its a "world experience"

just shave it mate. someone who is heavily balding looks worse than someone with a shaved head

>browsing terrorist forums
if you know,
1. does Sup Forums count as that
2. do gore/rekt websites count as that

The year was 2002, and I was 14 years old. It was summertime, I was probably outside practicing some h4rdc0r3 skateb0rd trix with my bros. I knew I should stay out of the house because my Dad was in one of his weird moods where he tried to get me to listen to new kinds of music, most recently that boring 'ambiance' stuff. What did he know? I liked the radio. Rock 101, KUFO was where it was at. "Music is so important" my father would tell me, "you'll enjoy life a lot more if you broaden your horizons." Hah! Broaden my horizons? By listening to boring music?

Ahh those were(n't) the days.

I came in that evening and found this weird CD on my bed. 'Adventures Beyond Ultraworld'? What the hell is this. Curses, it must be my father. ... I'm not going to listen to this! How dare he try to pry me from my power chords! They help me cling to my masculinity! ... ... ... Grumble. Let's see what this is about. ... Playing... ... What is that, a rooster? What's that voice saying? ... Hey this isn't so bad.

The rest is history. After The Orb, it was Aphex Twin, then Autechre, then Underworld, then Boards of Canada. Years passed, my old friends stopped talking to me because I didn't listen to Korn and AC/DC, and I came to fall deeply in love with electronic music.

just did a line

LOL I knew a guy who did basically the exact same thing.

black guy my friends and I used to be mates with, he was a pretty chill dude good laughs and generally fun to be around.

then one day annother mate was growing weed in the woods nearby, we were all saying we'd take care of it then he's share with once once it matured.
but the black guy decided instead just to straight up steal the plants, he only ended up finding two of them but we saw the entire area was just destroyed probaby from him ripping up bushes and trees trying to look for the other plants.

worst is they were under-developed too so him tearing them up probably killed them and he never got to share the weed we had left once it was grown (if he want a nigger he would have gotten some already dried and chopped for him anyways)

we also figured he was the one who kept stealing random things since my friend would always notice things missing from his house.

>be America
>get shot

HIV. it kills blacks and gays

life

darknet cokelad?

andorra
mate of mine did anal with some slag there and wouldn't shut up about it

off to the west coast

grim

shall

diabetes (t1) kind of makes you pay more attention to what you put in your body

if you mean natural effects then maybe whatever one makes you ridiculously tall
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pituitary_gland#Clinical_significance

moving to Brentford 2bh

judaism

ah yes, the plebeians

run out of taco shells but still got plenty of taco filling

what do?

What would the earth look like today if humans never existed do you think?

Who would be top of the food chain?

do you like this picture of kot that I make?

taco salad

I don't think it's a disease so much as it is a "condition" which you are born with but there's a cyclist guy with it and it causes your body to not store fat properly so he has a super low bodyfat % which aides him in cycling.

Also in athletics there are a handful of """"women"""" athletes with internal testicles that give them testosterone levels naturally much higher than normal women (but still less than men). Due to muh political correctness these people are allowed to compete with women. The current 400m world and olympic champion is such a person. Google "Caster Semenya".

put it on sliced bread

but if the airport was a gun free zone how did the gunman get his gun in there? surely that's illegal?

Brentford mentioned again

50s shithole

very nice

new pengest munch video is very nice
dont like the creps he got on though

I reckon molyneux will not be saying that

interesting ..........

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want french qt

hello nigger

ITCHING to post some of the ol 'doras

moving to Chadford

another mass shooting in america?

almost tempting to suggest that allowing citizens free reign to purchase all manner of deadly weapons is a bad idea

>White states the shortest
>Black states the longest

hmmmmmmmm

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im not black haha

r u french or nigel abroad

me too lad I think im gonna break
I can feel jannys beady eyes staring at my post

the airport is a gun free zone, it was illegal for him to take that gun in there - the strongest form of gun control was in place and it did nothing to stop it

what further gun laws would have stopped this?