To all straight anons, if you were offered $30,000 for 30 minutes of sex with a man, would you do it?

To all straight anons, if you were offered $30,000 for 30 minutes of sex with a man, would you do it?
>Anal and blowjobs, both giving and recieving
>STD free gay man
>Total secret
>Very good looking gay guy

Even for $1000

$300,000

i would but i wouldnt last 30 minutes

>2016
>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much

Yes.

I'd do it for $300

Sure.

>2016
>Valuing your heterosexuality at all

>2016
>Not making >$30,000 a month
What the fuck i wrong with you?

bi-bro here. I understand that this thread isn't for me but I'd cheat on my gf with the previously mentioned gay man for that amount. I've got fucking tuition and rent to pay.

Fuck yes. The only thing id have problem with is giving anal, like i dont want shit on my wiener, but getting my prostate fucked would be pretty good

I'm gay, so maybe I'm biased here, but $30,000 is a lot of money to turn down. Even $300 is a lot considering that's $600/hr - if you do that full time, you could make $1,152,0000 annually. Your ass would be sore, but you could buy a new asshole for that much. That's literally asshole money.

After bulbing, the guys probably more clean than most girls cooches.

Also, 10/10 bi-guy here, would do that just for a pleasant night out and good company.

>STD free gay man

Like that exists

> mfw I'd rather die

As a gay guy with IBD (thanks to eating semen, seriously we need to educate on this), let me tell you: no, you can't buy a new asshole.

You did not get IBD from chugging cock you idiot.

kek

nigger i'd fuck a guy for $3 and a slice of pizza

For 30 grand i would fuck a dead dog with rabies,

with enough money you can buy anything. Obviously not a new intestinal tract, I was talking just about the anus. I'm sure there's some procedure somewhere for it.

I would do it just with wearing a blindfold and using mouthwash after sex

You got a dollar?

Im straight and I fucked a longtime friend a while back, since he was a self concious loser who needed a pickmeup and I happen to have a thing for anal so it was a doable favor, hes not pretty but I wasnt looking at him I was enjoying the porn, wouldn't do again but at least its crossed off the bucket list, just gotta catch some various ethnic ladies now.

No.

Kill yourself you subhuman faggot.

Girls dont message me on dating apps but a guy offered to suck me off so i was thinking of doing it

100% if feminine penis.

Damn dude.. You're a good friend.

if it excites you you should do it, watch some gay porn and see what it does for you although the real thing would always be more of a turn on

I'd suck the skin off of it

Thanks, wonder how long until the inner circle of friends finds out, can he keep the secret to his grave? Probably not, gonna hear shit for decades cause I helped a friend.

I'm not receiving any dick inside my anus, everything else is fine, i would accept the money.

kek

>$30,000 for 30 minutes
pay up faggot I'm ready

Fellow biscum! Yeah, I'd do the same....

I'm bi, and would be glad to have a nice time with a hot 10/10 guy. 30.000 or not. i'l say yes.

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I'm a college student. Shit is expensive yo. I'd do it for far less.

preeeetty sure you can't get ibd from swallowing unless if the guy likes to inject ground ghost peppers into his ballsack

Yeah, I'd suck it up just to pay off all my debts

How can you even keep a boner though I could bottom fine but I don't think I can get a boner while fucking a guy. I mean sure it probably feels the same but still...

Only if it was for $100,000 and he agreed to an hero immediately after.

Nope, which is funny because if I was a chick I'd do another chick for free.

I'd do it for free

why wouldn't you

Because everyone seems to forget that's it's fucking gay

is there something wrong with that?

OP, if we chip in and give you 30,000, will you kill yourself? If not, then you understand why we don't like gays.

>$30,000
I make more than in a few months of being a gay model on gay videochat websites.

Ofcourse, every man has a price

In my opinion, yes.

what is wrong with it?

the butt stuff, and the cum/mouth stuff. Not natural

but it happens in nature/ its part of their nature, what makes your nature any more natural then theirs

Same

Nice try Smithers

But how would you explain to anyone how you got the money?

Say user where did you get that money?

fuck yes. Clean hole is clean hole, dick tastes like flesh, cum isn't too bad either if he doesn'T eat tons of greasy shit what a good-looking guy wouldn't. Sign me up.

I fucked a gay dude for 30k. No problem.

Sure thing