Last thread died, here we go again:
ITT: We poorly describe a video game and other anons have to guess what video game we've described.
IF YOU GUESS PLEASE CONTRIBUTE YOUR OWN DESCRIPTION OF A GAME TO KEEP THE THREAD FUN
I'll start:
>fishbowl fuck took your girl
>fuck this is hard
>blood everywhere
>I got her back
>wait, no I didn't
>alligator stole your nanners
>fuck him
>fuck I'm drunk
>shit, pass out in street
>wake up
>where am I and why is this scarecrow talking
Was looking for the thread again, thank you, it is actually fun. Here you go:
> Be a game in an everlasting franchise
>RAMIREZ
OP is Super Meat Boy?
MW2
Winrar
>Be a terrible sneaking game
>Your protagonist litterally swears every 15 seconds or so
Winrar dude, i love you
Oh wow cool, i was guessing blindly
>Forgotten game that should have been a ripoff of a mod of a game
Guess it, if you know it i love you
Thanks dude
>AI
>Potatoes
>the past
Cry of Fear?
>be emo beta fag
>get cucked by a car
>fall into your imagination
>Kill badly designed monsters till the end of the game
>Hey this is a nice franchise
>Why don't we make our next game take place in current time contrary to our old games
>We won't ruin the franchise at all
> Not Call Of Duty
Nope, not a shooter
Terrible game
>control small armies
>break/kill stuff
>steal a princess
Little Big Planet?
Metal gear solid
Battlefield
Alan Wake?
Not even close
Nah, It's not MGS too, it's less popular
>cosplay
>brutally murder everyone in sight
>surrealism
>techno
>"emo beta fag"
>Alan wake
Wat
Lolipop Chainsaw?
Medal of Honor: Warfighter?
Super Mario bros
Hotline Miami?
Not sure if this is right, but it sounds like saints row 4.
That bird view emo killer game forgot what it's called
Super Mario bros
>Be a dude that is misanthropic and hates the world with no context or backstory to it at all
>Go outside and shoot people, litterally
>your Japanese
>your midnight cravings never end
>your delusional and see things in the dark
>LSD is in the corners of the room
Postal 2
kek
Nope
Winrar
Here's another
>martial arts
>new people
>old people suddenly different or possessed
>over in the blink of an eye
>Be omnipotent floating hand
>Cast spells and shit
>Little people worship you
>Be a dick, or don't
>Have pet that runs around and fucks shit up even though you trained him
>Other omnipotent beings want to steal your shit
>Fuck up their house and shut that shit down
>Sequel sucked ass
Well he's fucking emo for ''going on a trip so he can find inspiration for his book''
I dunno, i go by your logic
Portal 2?
>be me
>kill turtles and shit
>take mushrooms
>have a hat with an M on it
>have a brother named Luigi
>we're super
Winrar
Mortal Combat the newest one?
Nope, slightly less popular game
Ghosts n' Goblins
>never talk
>need skeleton heads
>19.5 x 6
Super Mario Bros
Halo
Winrar
Saints Row 4?
Never heard anyone talk about it. Let's see if any of you fags can get it.
Hint: It's on Gamecube and it's been around sense arcade cabinits.
>dad goes on adventure
>dad gets stolen
>my job to get him back
>meet a few people along the way
>OH FUCK A GIANT PURPLE FISH
>oh shit waddup
>"That bird view emo killer game forgot what it's called"
Dude, you are close, even i was thinking about it while writing, Try again
Hatred
Yeah, this is my guess too. Forgot the name.
Pacman?
Hatred
Nobody guessed it, it's Heroes Of Newerth.
Winrar
super meat boy fuck thats easy
winrar
My name is Nod.Nod Important
Winrar, you got it m8
super meat boy
>secret agent goes around shooting Russians with black pencils
Winrar my friend
>Moral ambiguity
>Murderous Mushrooms
>generic but artistic
There ya fukken go
Yup you got it m8. Winrar
Is it the one where Sean Bean dies?
Goldeneye
>Typical detective noir story
>choices
>fairytales making everything an extra layer of complicated bullshit
LA noire
L.A. Noire
>Wake up its playstation 1 days
>lol no it isnt fuk boi get rekt
>Pirates this pirates that
>you see pipes all day
Wolf among us
winrars
wolf among us
Syphon Filter?
Super Mario Bros 2
>some boy rides around on his bike delivering news papers
>
Condemned series? Mario?
Super Mario bros
Nah
Super Mario Bros.
correct
nope
Flappy Bird
>space ship gets blown up
>second ship investigates
>final boss drops dead girl's ring
Hard Mode
Winrar my friend
I'm surprised no one has tried to solve these yet
Halo 4
Papermalechild
Conkers
This is obviously Dankey Kang
Hard mode
>button mashing
>first two were great, third was the red-headed stepchild of the seires, fourth was meh and barely worked
>always night-time
Winrar
Conkers live and reloaded
>extreme bumper cars
>big bouncy balls
Winrar