Prove you're not an American

Prove you're not an American

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My IQ surpasses 65

I don't own a gun.

Been able to drink and smoke since the age of 16. Here, money talks; not age.

i don't weigh 180 kg

I worked hard, went to a private university which I paid for by myself by working hard and getting an academic scholarship, followed a Pre-Med track, and am now 2 years into my residency.
>oh wait, I'm not a lazy eurocuck

I am white.

I don't call football soccer.

No

Dispite the Church of England, we don't bang on about being a Christian nation.

turns out talking to an imaginary entity in the sky isn't such a big thing over here...

The name for it was soccer though fag.
Look up association football. I don't even understand how you people don't even know the history of your dumbass sport.

People here got run over by a sand nigger

It's actually Greek.

>Look up association football. I don't even understand how you people don't even know the history of your dumbass sport.

I'm nowhere NEAR this fucking stupid.

But what is played today was called association football in Britain. They called it soccer, and the US retained the proper name.
that being said, soccer is probably the most boring sport to watch.

Amsterdam; can drink beer, smoke a join, and fuck a hooker in front of a cop. Zero fucks given. This all legal. Plus, the girls are safer as well as the clients, and marijuana and hookers add a very nice tax revenue which goes to cover medical programs and other things. Now, this is FREEDOM!! motherfuckers

the proper name is soccer. look it up.

I'm not in jail

>government controls hookers
>thinks he is free

I'm Texan. Fuck these dipshits, I want to secede.

But for real if we could and it would actually be an effective country on it's own, I would totally vote to secede.

>Prove you're not an American

Je ne mange pas de burger au petit déj

>the proper name is soccer. look it up.

No it isn't. Don't have to.

I can see my penis

I don't need an assault rifle that I will never fire at another human being to feel safe.

here's how

I hate freedom

wow fuck

What's a gun?

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check em!!!

On bouffe des camions à la place :^)

>But what is played today was called association football in Britain. They called it soccer,

No, they didn't.

>association football
It was called Soccer by Americans first by using the word Association. Fucking retard.

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predicted

I can situate more than ten countries in the world map

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Nope

definitely samefagging but check em

evidence accepted

I'm educated.
I'm healthy.
I don't own I gun.
I don't clap at the cinema.
My life isn't in danger at school.
I don't worship a flag.
I'm not loud.
I speak and spell English properly.
I haven't slept with my sister.

Just how many people do you think owns an assault rifle?
I bet you're drinking a bottle of vodka vodka, eating a croissant and sitting on a giant cock right now.

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In Britain, there were two types of "football", club football and association football. Association football became the more popular variation and club football died off. The British people came to call association football "soccer", and thus the US retained the proper name.
Of course you would know that if you just looked it up. Now you just look like an ass. Stupid eurocuck.

underrated

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Holy shit

how??

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I don't have to have the fear of getting shot randomly.

The term soccer originated in England, first appearing in the 1880s as an Oxford "-er" abbreviation of the word "association".

- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football

mind reading maths quadsfag

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check em

P'tit con va

we don't care about uk, why you don't understand that?

The proper name was Association Football, Soccer came after, look it up...

i love black people

............And you'll never know who i am

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I haven't shot anybody today.

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Huh. I'm all those things yet still American.

Weird.

America sucks

I'm educated
I'm healthy
I own a gun
I stay quiet at movie theaters
I don't chain smoke
I don't need the government to pay for my shit
I'm not a lazy european

My doctor comes to me when I feel to fucked up to visit the hospital. Oh, and I don't pay anything out of pocket. It's all covered by the government's tit. Fun fact: Our government still spends less that the US government does on medical services provided to the poor and old. But ours can covers everyone. Your don't have to go bankrupt or sell your home cause of butt cancer.

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which became known as soccer once it's popularity rose.

Yes, it came from Association Football, so which word came first?

ITT: jealous eurocucks

enjoy your government's unlimited power.

Holy mother of GETS

I speak two languages

It wasn't football.

>The rules of association football were codified in England by the Football Association in 1863
>The term soccer originated in England, first appearing in the 1880s
So, which came first, moron?

>he says this as he's getting dubs
checked lad

No.

colour, bin, rubbish
ello guvna is dr. who on yet? bollocks
it nearly 12 o bong!

That's baseball

Add this one ftw

go eat some burger fat fug :DDDD

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh shit my friend

This is now a get bread.

Czech 'em

I play football not handegg

I got free healthcare and free education

We don't have toilet gaps. We can actually shit in private.

What kind of 3rd world shit is this?

I'm black but I know my father, have a job, and have never been in trouble with the police.

Good one you fucking loser.

Pretty sure we surpass whatever shitstained country you're from when it comes to medicine, technology, scientific discovery, etc. Not to mention art and entertainment.
Fuck off please.

All you people are so obsessed with the USA and it's pathetic.
Just admit you're in love with us so we can reject you. All this hateful posturing makes me feel embarrassed for you people.

Havent eaten a burger in days

>The British people came to call association football "soccer"

No, they didn't. Keep repeating it though.Maybe that will make you correct eventually.

underrated!"

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Britain?

Sorry, try again.

We invented virtually everything ever.

rollerino

>Prove you're not an American

My beer is over 4% alc
My city doesn't have more Walmarts and McDonald's than houses
People here don't watch NASCAR
Cops don't get shot every 2 seconds in my country
The niggers here are pretty tame for the most part (not saying their upstanding contributing citizens to society or anything, but they don't chimp out nearly as bad as their American cousins)
Eating 17 patties between 1 single burger bun is not a thing here
Obesity is not an epidemic here
We don't have mass shootings every 1 second here
Diabetes and guns don't kill more people here than anything else
I don't like Trump
I have an IQ over 120
????
Profit

I'm from Canada.

sorry bud

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>Prove you're not an American

I still didn't get shot

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