Comfy Shire Edition
/brit/
he will not be pleased
HAMPSHIRE MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!
no
360 posts is a perfectly respectable number to start a new thread.
Is 350 janitor's minimum at peak hours?
pang
>be American
>get shot
>page 6
imagine being this new
Just Texas, no one cares about a few dead rednecks.
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>Is 350 janitor's minimum at peak hours?
Haha fuck no. At peak janny you're looking at page 8, regardless of post count before you can get away with it.
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Upstairs is leaking again
*sigh*
ingen
someone give me a shout in 12 minutes when my pizza will be done
cheers
was in Hampshire twice today, was dark both times. Need more sun there lad.
>tfw no キクヒメ
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soft as fuck pen
Realistically, when will a proper girlfriend simulator game come out?
10-15 years?
A witness told MSNBC that the gunman was a "slender man' who was wearing a Star Wars T-shirt.
me taking a bath
is.Sup Forums.org/gif/1483724944050.webm
25 or so, at least for any good simulation.
devonshire
not happy with the gf, she hasn't replied to me in two days
hope she's alright
where did you get a pic of my bollock
that's peak senpai
I want to simulate Kikuhime!
zac
>Swede advertising /pole/
Doesn't that get you 20 years in jail over there???
>superior thread gets deleted
>this one's still up
roo
kernow?
What are you talking about you nutter
Old man wont stop fucking singing
BRRRRAAAAPPPPFFFFTTTTPPPRRRPPPPPP
i would expect VR with added recreational chemical intervention will accelerate the experience a few years closer. Tricking the mind twice.
nowhere in cornwall looks that nice
Just play good vn's m8
fine meme
wew
looks same
>white man
Why do mehicans get to play the latino card and the white card
asriel you here mate
Can I be /yourguy/
Is it just a regular mass shootings or is it a terrorist attack?
plymouth
>good vns
le oxymoron
whats happening
how can yer shag bare lads
isn't yer fanny stingin
bet yer fannys fuckin mingin
any spare reasons to live going?
get glassed in the rave in the face - pints on you like you're buying a round
>be american
>get shot
sodding white males...
like orlando it was caused by drumpfs racist rhetoric
social anxiety is driving me to suicide lads
>Florida Senator Bill Nelson told US media that the gunman has been identified as Esteban Santiago, but that has not been confirmed by law enforcement.
Doesn't seem like its the Sup Forums shooter.
>fish is clearly vacuum packed
doubt there would be any smell coming off that at all tb󠇦h
just a mass shooting, go back to bed
ah yes, the arrogant tube "workers" are striking again
>bring the gf to the pub for a few quiet pints
>it's an hour later and she's still getting ready
>for the pub
Ahh yes
dipping me bollocks in battery acid
yank shooting episode #4538
I was planning to kill myself in November but decided to hang in for one more year.
will go outside of the house tomorrow night
>having a gf
>ah yes, the arrogant tube "workers" are striking again
This story doesn't make sense
she uses a laaaaarge beat in that tune desu
just another day then
Why is the first lady supposed to be like the president-lite? Why do yanks obsess with the spouse of the president?
>ended up going back to a fat girls house last night
>had some foreplay, got undressed fully
>she sucked me off for a bit
>asked me to rim her
>okay whatever, she gets on her knees
>spread her arse cheeks
>skin is yellow/brown and her arsehole fucking stinks like she's shat herself
>was pissed anyway so gave her a lick
>fast forward to now
>rash around my mouth
>tingling feeling in my throat
why did i do it
what disease do i have?
women are all mental also FONT
>blind date tomorrow
*directs customer to the nearest ticket machine*
*wears hi-vis jacket*
*earns 40k p/a*
*goes on strike*
Yes it does
Shooter at Florida airport killed 5 and injured 13. The cops arrested him.
You're gonna get chance to chinned
I heard you got rimmed
the same can be asked about the royal family tbqh
Estoban Santiago/Adam Smith, what's the difference
whitey strikes again!
What is her life like?
google.co.uk
I bet she is happier than me
Nasheed.
>white hispanic
REALLY makes you think
I just wanted a fucking pint in the local its not a fashion shoot you twat
>white hispanic
can't say i'll be clicking that link
I wanted to say "because they're unconsciously mimicking royalty", but this guy already brought it up
>go to the pub
>gf is still getting ready
So you're phoneposting?
How long until they start grouping young black males as "white" just so they can get the white crime numbers up to make blacks not look as bad
nonce
Shittest house on the street
Not idly do the leaves of Lórien fall
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>white hispanic
why are you freakin out, she can't even judge you on your looks
Whitey go mad when 1 white boy is roughhoused but stay silent when one of theirs goes on a shooting rampage
light skinned blacks are white