SadBum edition
HOU 0 @ SEA 1 Final
TOR 4 @ OAK 5 Final
BOS 5 @ NYY 2 Final
TEX 1 @ CHC 3 Final
BAL 2 @ TB 1 B5th
NYM 0 @ PHI 0 T2nd
PIT 0 @ WSH 0 Delayed
CLE 0 @ MIN 0 Warmups
COL 0 @ ATL 0 B2nd
KC 4 @ DET 1 B1st
MIA 0 @ STL 0 B1st
SF @ SD 8:40 PM EST
CWS @ LAA 9:05 PM EST
>rags lose again
>blow jays lose again
>wankees lose again
>memeiners actually win
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>Ryan Howard HR
Logan Verrett is legitimately awful. He's somehow worse then a broken Fat Harvey and Bartolo Colon. Suicide when?
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It's like the one thing left he can do.
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A's imo
elbow/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow
good
fat
delet
Indians @ Twins
Not TribeOP but I did my best...
BRAAAAAAAPPPPTT
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whew lad
Injuns
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I haven't followed baseball too long, is it acceptable to be a fan of a player? I really like Yu Darvish but rooting for a Texas team sits poorly with me.
am i the only one who would be to grossed out to go into that pool?
how many stds are floating in there?
all that human body oil glistening on top of the water like some sort of pool of bodily vinaigrette...plus the transexual dodger fan smirking like he just peed in that pool and no one even knows
guys i couldnt go in there...
Yeah. It's just you.
>current division leader least likely to make the postseason
>team currently out of the postseason (wildcard included) most likely to make it
Baltimore
Houston
DOYERS Y LOS DBACKS
Cleveland
Pittsburgh
>wake up
>Mariners win 1-0
ty based Rockbear
>rags
ty based kiwi mariners fan
>Cleveland
Bucs at Nats
Game time 8:15 EST
Nah, public pools are disgusting
Cleveland just won their once per 30 years championship
dont get greedy
>Corey Kluber is the worst starter in the Indians rotation
Definitely. It's especially common when a player used to play for your team and moves on but any good player should be respected.
When Kluber is your worst pitcher you know you're in a good spot
Scary as fuck
Wouldn't entering an era of good feelings make them even more likely to reach post-season? Seriously, what's the legitimate argument that the Indians don't at least get a WC?
ok mlb, who is your favorite new addition to the team. Rookie, trade or new singing
Ms fan, Dae Ho Lee with an honorable mention for Edwin Diaz
that rotation will get fucking smoked in october
>Seriously, what's the legitimate argument that the Indians don't at least get a WC?
dont have one, royals meme magic appears to have run out, its just a feeling that 3/5 of their rotation will go to shit down the stretch
actually, could the rangers just forfeit the rest of their games? It'd be a lot less embarrassing, and would save me a lot of time and frustration.
Bannister please consider.
by whom?
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>Reds/Brewers game
>Lucroy clearly swings and misses
>called foul ball
>next pitch is a home run
I don't deny this is possible, but I'd have to see it first. Outside of injuries happening, there's no reason they don't run away with the division and at least contend in the post-season.
Boston, or if they manage to make it that far the giants
Bucs at Nats
>Indians give up a season record amount of runs to the Red Sox
>But the Red Sox pitching is so shit the Indians sweep them
SF Giants vs SD Padres
8:40 PM ET | 5:40 PM PT
>in October
But I was responding to him saying they were least likely to reach October.
Mets broadcast with the cheeky banter on that fat fan
Is there anything more annoying by an announcer than calling a player by a cutesy nickname instead of just by their last name?
On a two strike count I meant
Ryan Howard hits into the shift and when he was thrown out, not even half way to first. Fucking disgusting.
But the Indians rotation makes those 2 staffs look like AAA. Giants aren't making the WS anyway
>inb4 IT'S AN EVEN YEAR
>Because there's never been a throwing or other kind of error that results in reaching base
Players that don't hustle should be fined every time desu
Not meaning to defend him but it's also probably because he can't run anymore. His Achilles are both held together by paper clips and chewed gum. Fucker is legit slower than even David Ortiz now.
>but its an even yea... oh
All memes aside the Giants look good.
Great top 3 rotation, good offense with Pence coming back soon and a lot of postseason experience which does matter a little
not saying they are guaranteed for the world series but they look like they have a good shot.
Give me one good reason why the Giants can't make it to the World Series
haven't been following baseball since spring training, but I would say the diamondbacks are a real threat.
Greinke and Miler should be one of the best 1-2 in baseball
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Those things probably sag down to her tattoos without the support bra.I'll take large, but still perky due to the magic of SCIENCE.
Also, 95% camo index.
Anything that comes out of the Nationals' commentators mouths
...you're joking right? They're 19 games back. Greinke is hurt and Miller is in AAA because he sucks so bad
Either you're a good troll, or you're in for a big shocker
Playoff Cueto
He's like the black Kershaw
>haven't been following baseball since spring training
I like the Nats commentators
>you now remember that Sean Casey got thrown out at 1st on a base hit to left
>complete game shutout in the WS
>will be pitching against NL teams leading up to the WS this year
>not taking 2 seconds to type "MLB standings" in google
I'm saying it's bait, anonymous.
>he said it so it must be serious
Buck truck rolls on
Hitting was a total shitshow but Tillman was gr8
Britton with a much cleaner save this time
Isn't there a new Buck Truck senpai?
There is but Kim is currently hurt so I have to use vintage Rickard memes until he's healthy
Cubs would be perfect for this. With the wagon hitched to the back being the ever increasing pile of players on the DL.
If I didn't suck at photoshop, I'd do it.
thanks for the laugh guys
The giants will win the division, meme their way to another world series and continue the even year meme for another 2 years
When will it end mlb?
Anyone have a low crown new era fitted? Thinking of copping one
based Ichiro will break up the no hitter for #2992
too late it's over
RIP Mariners, shut down by their own pitcher.
me. only wiggers buy regular
Fucking Bankees, you are supposed to beat >bombston
yeah the bankees are SHIT
>Yankees
>Beating anyone
>Jeters last game is a meaningless walkoff in a September
>Ortiz's last game is a world series winning walk off
agreed
he walks off back to the dugout after striking out, securing the WS win for the NL
and the even year meme continues
JUST
>Duda flashbacks triggered
Thank you based Loney
>those phillies fans
rip beer
>caught on camera cowering in fear
cut your losses and just leave the stadium. you're safe to drive since you let your 30 dollar beer explode before taking a sip
>lillies defense
>Eickhoff
>lillies
Angels vs Sox
>National League
>free outs
>American League doesn't have free outs
>Who is Darwin Barney
>Who is Troy Tulowitzki
>Who is JB Shuck
>Who is the entire Chicago White Sox roster
There's plenty more that I don't know about because I don't give a shit about the American League, but you get the idea.
UNLEASH THE SANDY LION MEMES
>mfw the Mets still manage to blow this scoring chance but I lost my virginity so I won't get mad over trivial things
It will wear off. You'll start getting mad over trivial things again soon enough
>lost my virginity
Pic related?
>>Who is Darwin Barney
>>Who is Troy Tulowitzki
>>Who is JB Shuck
>>Who is the entire Chicago White Sox roster
3 players and one shit team
the nl literally has a free out every 9 batters every game
>inb4 webms of bumgarner hrs and his .154 average