New thread: check point reach, full health
New thread: check point reach, full health
Make man-sushi and feed it to your famished dolphin friend.
Travel to Germany, start fourth reich
rollerino
Roll + feed to self as well
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ROLL
Rolling
This is a new cringe.
Reroll.
reroll
Sell dolphin in order to fund your campaign to start 4th reich
Establish fourth Reich in Japan with pet dolphin
roll
fuck the dolphin
Tell him to hop on and continue riding
Re-reroll.
Last fucking time
EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN FUHRER
ROLLEN
rarwin
You've doomed us all
FFS
WINER
Yoooooo
ROLL GOD DAMN IT
teach the dolphin to speak
i'll roll
Rollin
ROOOOLLLLLL
Dolphin fucker just got us all infected with dolphin zika.
ROLROLL
You give the dolphin chlamydia, which you caught from the blonde from the previous thread
reroll
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Reroll bitch
give up
HOW HAVE WE NOT GOTTEN DUBS YET
ROLL
ffs
Don't even check em newfags, stay in America and kill all whites
this faggot
>Rekt
REROLL
sell dolphin
>You give up on your dreams of being aquatic mammalian hitler
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Roll for the fucking win.
recruit gooks to invade surrounding lands
Get someone else to go start 4th reich so you can start a family with the dolphin
Roll.
ROLLLLL
Shit duuuude
Too late, can't happen
kek
OP is kill.
ROLL COME THE FUCK ON
what is going on anymore
ROLL MOTHERFUCKER
REROLL FOR FÜHRER
You've killed him god dammit
DUBS NNNOOOWWWW
jesus christ.
sell familly to kind asian man
REREREREREREREREREROLL
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Cheat on the dolphin with a martian
CCCOOMMMMEEE OOOONNNN
TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS FÜHRER BY FORCE
Dude stop
roll for interst
Rollol
divorce and take custody of the children
BECOME FUHRER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I WINNNNNNN
Ask Squanto to help raise dolphin kids by teaching them to hunt buffalo
Satanic trips confirmed.
REROLL
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you disgust yourself but the cash is cushy
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck a second too late
Commit suicide and fly up to heaven
ROOOLLLL
BECOME JAPANESE MECHA FUHRER WITH MONEY
go to mall and buy some fingerboxes
50,000 Yen? what is that,like, 12 fucking US dollars?
Reroll
Buy an iPhone and prank call Hitler
Buy a newer, better, BATTLE-READY and continue your adventure.
ASSASSINATE CURRENT FÜHRER AND BECOME THE NEXT FÜHRER
FUCKING ROLL TO ROLL THEM ALL
Is win.
you think japan is made of money? money doesnt grow on dolphins, faggot
Fuck
Use the cash to buy a ring and propose to Squanto
RRRRRROOOOOLLLLLL
take a blood bath
are you fucking 12 years old?
ROLLING
use yen to buy trcku and run over inoccent people
reroll
roll
Aw... No can ..?
i agree with this idea
reroll as this would be interesting