The first clinic of Sup Forums is now open. What ails you Sup Forums?

the first clinic of Sup Forums is now open. What ails you Sup Forums?

your mom

I can't stop myself from having to shit at the most inopportune times. I gotta make plans with the nearest bathroom in mind, it's torture. Cure me

I have tonsil stones

I have this weird rash on my arm

Life is simply unfair

Ringworm

Mmm I have heard of this before. What you need to do is 5 wiggileworms. Then make sure you are not a nig.

>life.

Boils on my right foot. Often in between my pinkie, ring and middle toes.

bedbugs showed up out of nowhere

I think you have faggotits make sure you not op. Then stop sucking so many dicks. If that doesnt work then you may not be sucking enough dicks.

I want to be the little girl
how do I fix this doctor

You are suffering from Toe peanut butter. Find the jelly. You may haft to search the world. As good toe jelly only comes from the niggest of people. That will be 8 raven caws

Thank you based doc

Thats a easy fix. You need to feel like a girl first. So find a girl. A live one and remove her face. Then wear face. If enough time with face on you will be little girl.

I can only get hard when i watch people burn

You got bitten by tick infected with borelia. Go visit a doctor ASAP, OK? You need medicine if you plan to stay healty!

This is not a problem. Tis what we call in the doctor world. Flameicus Boneritius. If it becomes a problem you just need to burn more people. If it last for more then 4 hours you're doing it right.

I have aids

So do i but we call them nurses. NEXT

sometimes my dog looks at me like it wants my dick.
so i give him my dick.
how do i stop his ass from bleeding around the neighbors?
as im afraid they will find out.

I personally am fine however, this guy needs help.

Fucked in the head. Got anything for that, Plague Doctor?

My penis is somehow feminine, please help doctor!

It seems you have a severe case of trips...

I feel so cold inside. I wish I could just take a swim through the hottest of fires.

Wrecked my dad's porsche into a toll booth.
Should I have this looked at by a doctor?

You need to be mootykins

*Gasp* I always knew this would happen.

I believe it's contagious...

I pushed my weiner inside my body.
It won't come back out.