Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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ちんぽつ

おはよう
そして
たひね

at what age you realized having a gf is stupid?

What's the meaning of 何回だせば in a sexual context?

あなたたち、本当に外国のエロ嫌いだな

if cum however many times

I like you taorila even if your threads get deleted
but please don't make a thread when I make one for my gf
it was the other German today but it could've been me

>5AM
>jetlagged as fuck
>not slept all night
>gonna stay up
>know I won't make it until tomorrow night

wat do

>mfw german koreaboo is actually making good threads

Also, how is janny so fast to kill taorila threads? Porn could be on the catalog for hours lol

>cum
>だせば
Is there a place to learn all the shitty hentai talk at? I'm getting tired of being confused all the time

Perhaps someone who is good at English may answer a seeming answer immediately.

Why are Finn posters so cute? :3

>Perhaps someone who is good at English may answer a seeming answer immediately.
I'm sorry, but what do you mean?

I can't add you on kakao because I have my real name and photo there
There is still one girl I write with so I can't change the account

I just only said someone would answer that question.

What's the matter if you want to meet me irl?

We may end up kissing

I won't visit Korea again until next year. And I might not even make it until then
If the gay Korean wants to commit suicide together this year we can meet before that
But for now I just don't want my ugly face published here

I have two personalites
im the wisest person you'll ever meet and
twisted fucking shitpoaster

I'm in the same boat. i woke up at 2am and didn't go back to sleep.

2 coffees and a large diet coke McDick's delivery nigga

do you actually travel between macau, cambodia and the US?

Say, why don't you guys get together?

Mainland China, come on Thai.

I see, i know little about you, friend.

Add me on Line then
Starfly97

I'm just a simple man here for the personalities of this thread

And I'm still waiting for your plan to unfold. How much longer now?

...

I want to visit northern japan next time
Worth it?

WMAF couples are extremely common in bangkok, I don't think peru would last 10 seconds without entering one of his screeching autist rages.

I don't want to risk being around when it happens

西洋のポルノは女優が無表情なことが多い
特にロシアのやつは
いいのもあるけど少ないね

これはいいやつ
jp.xhamster.com/movies/149881/gilf_-_grandma_i_d_like_to_fuck.html

ごめんね…(´・ω・`)

おばあさんじゃないか
やだ

totally. but living there is a different story.

kek
maybe you dont know that since this year Im a promoter of WMAF couples
my final goal = prevent the birth of pure white kids

youtube.com/watch?v=2pOMCmVc3wY

>おばあさん
milfと呼びなさいw

嘘をつきたくないのに

Peru? Tell me about your experience with gook prostitutes peru

So to clarify once and for all about the ”bond indicator” of honorifics.

Shi : there is no bond
San : there is a bond
Kun: there is a loving bond (which is why it's used with kids more than anything else)
Senpai : there is a yearning bond
Chan: there is a strong bond
Sama: there is a fealing bond
[no honorific] : I don't want to clarify my bond

stuff like -tan and -cchi are memes because they aren't signifying bonds they're just dumb nicknames

you can now become japanese

もっと面白いことを教えてくれ、センパイ

これ違うんじゃない

アメリカ人馬鹿話は信じるの?

Damn user, you really know your stuff, huh.
Are you Japanese?

Nice one user-kun :3

>sun rising
>haven't slept
>eyelids feel heavy
>only 16 hours to go

嫌いなわけではない
外国のエロは恥ずかしがる表情がない
ただ嬉しがっているだけの女では興奮しない
恥ずかしいけど気持ちいいという演技が必要なのだ

>implying i'm wrong

there's actual japanese people in this thread. get one of their opinions

sleep at least 4 hours, you'll make it worse

>telling me what to do

I want oppai.

I have decided to leave you
I want to try it one final last time
Recently I made many new friends in this thread. The aussie, the gay latino, the canadian pinoy, The F.,...
I realized that I need friends in real life
The time I had with American Vietnamese girl and the time when I dated the Korean girl in Germany were the greatest of my life
I have to find a girlfriend soon. I want children. I can't waste my entire life here
You get older too. I think 2017 will be the year where many of you will leave us. Peru and the namefags
So I want to let a new generation of shitposter and regulars come here.
I've defined and ruled this thread long enough

You are now imagining the softest pillows known to man

I love blonde girls.

ふむ、文化の違いかな。こっちでは女はあまり恥ずかしがると幼い印象を漂わせる

が、それはそれなりに受けるかも

>Damn user, you really know your stuff, huh.
>Are you Japanese?

What? Why are you studying in Brazil anyway?Free college?

yeah yeah
just like the last 3 times

>幼い印象
ヨーロピアンはババアが好きなのか

He is a liar.
He come back even though Nobody want him.

I left the thread for 2 or 3 months twice
I only came back to see if you were missing me
I went through every thread and searched for koreaboo
2 results. 1 didn't have anything to do with me the other was from Peru
I was quite sad, so I came back to get some attention but nobody gave me a (you)
It makes me sad and I got like 10 replies to my stories in the last few weeks
I think I will make a tumblr or sometging because blogging here is just a waste of time

Oh no, I actually study shit from books I steal from dumb tourists passing by with my monkey-like dexterity, on top of that I'm making this post using a stolen laptop, at the top of my tree house that happens to be close to a foreigner embassy, I'm getting wifi from there, you see.

ババアじゃなくても成長した人は自分の体に自信を持つべきだ、とは社会の考え

Yea I'm actually pretty surprised when regular posters leave out the blue no one mentions it.

It's just that a lot of people studying japanese on Sup Forums appear to have brazilian flags.

I wonder how this is the case. Is it simply black people showing an interest in japan, or is there a movement for foreigners to move to brazil for college?

I know in Jamacia there is a market for foreigners moving there for cheap college, but i'd honestly think something like Germany would be preferable.

Oh yes, now I remember.

Someone once told me you can get a literally who bachelor's degree in brazil and use that to cheat your way into Japan. is that what you're doing? literally why

社会の理念と男としての本能は一致しない。

仕方ね
ヘルペスのような彼奴なんだ

まあな

I think we should honor them in the thread post
every thread should have my gf as picture to honor me

このスレにブラジル旗はそんなに多くなさそうですけどー

そうそう、残念ながらもドイツ人のほうが多い

二人だけと思ったけど、それより多いの?

今日は三人ぐらいだったっけ
ところで君は俺とあの韓国マニアを見分けれるのが嬉しいことばかり

>cheat your way into Japan.
It's not that simple I think.

>三人
マジ?
正直に言うと、ここに別ブラジル人ポスターを見るのは結構珍しい、時間の問題かな?

そう言えばアメリカ国旗もこのスレに思ったより少ないな
なぜなんだろう

Do you miss me?

how to get japanese gf?

一時期は沢山いたけどいつの間にか消えた

do you want to be my friend?

no

Be cool and rich.

why?

八丈島より泳いで参った!!

>俺とあの韓国マニアを見分けれるのが嬉しい
>Do you miss me?

Please no...

>Japan

アメリカ人も来るっちゃ来るけど、少ないね
autisticなアメリカ国旗の日本人留学生?ならいるけど
なんかアメリカ人はフォーラム作って遠目から考察してるイメージがある

>Be cool and rich.

what's wrong peru? are you ok peru?

are you going to get a hooker on your first day back in asia peru?

確かにアメリカ国旗って見ないな
アメリカの掲示板なのにな

カナダ国旗もあまり見ない
なぜだろう

確かに見ないよな
いる時はホモっぽい鳴き声が聞こえるんだけどおかしいな

HEY
I HAVE A NEW MATCH ON TINDER

the best feelings
have sex after a long time of abstinence
eat after starving
rest after working hard
drink after being thristy
be rich after know poverty
win after a long hard fight

anything on excess is boring

?

how can I get the Spanish girl to like me?
I will go to the bakery tommorow and I want her phone number

それお前だろ、ホモちゃん

今の持主は日本人なんだ

how do you plan to get rich peru?

If you two were the same person I would feel so disappointed.

you forgot
>take a shit after holding it in

piss came to my mind

that means you're gay

peru's first order of business when he lands in hong kong:

getting a gook or jap hooker he probably can't afford