i think i might have scared off my mother
>every week my skin dies.
>every week i have to scrape off this dead skin with a knife
>i hadn't told my parents about it
>this goes on for about a year of me soaking my skin and the scraping off the white dead skin
>it goes quite well it doesn't leave any scarring and leave my skin relatively smooth
>fast forward to about 2 years since i started doing this
>i have my very own special 'skinning knife'
>i named it Seymour Skinner from the Simpsons
>sometimes i get bored and act very strangely
> i talk to my knife often and i pretend it answers back
>i loved my knife and kept it in such good shape it would easily slice flesh
>it was so sharp in fact i shave my face with it
now that you know that ill tell you what happened 2 hours ago
>my hands feel grotty and numb so i have a shower
>my skin soaked up the water like a sponge and was wrinkled
>the dead skin shows its self on my hands and feet
>get out of shower and head straight to my room before drying myself
>leave water tracks leading to my door
>note that for later
cont.
I think i might have scared off my mother
i think i might have scared off my mother
>every week my skin dies.
>every week i have to scrape off this dead skin with a knife
>i hadn't told my parents about it
>this goes on for about a year of me soaking my skin and the scraping off the white dead skin
>it goes quite well it doesn't leave any scarring and leave my skin relatively smooth
>fast forward to about 2 years since i started doing this
>i have my very own special 'skinning knife'
>i named it Seymour Skinner from the Simpsons
>sometimes i get bored and act very strangely
> i talk to my knife often and i pretend it answers back
>i loved my knife and kept it in such good shape it would easily slice flesh
>it was so sharp in fact i shave my face with it
now that you know that ill tell you what happened 2 hours ago
>my hands feel grotty and numb so i have a shower
>my skin soaked up the water like a sponge and was wrinkled
>the dead skin shows its self on my hands and feet
>get out of shower and head straight to my room before drying myself
>leave water tracks leading to my door
>note that for later
cont.
>i get to my room and pull out Seymour
>start by wiping hands with towel wrapped around me
>now that hands are dry the dead skin is easy to remove
>i start humming my favourite tune
>the chainsaw massacre theme tune
note with the song above my favourite genre of movies is horror
> while humming i stop every now and again and talk to Seymour about recent goss among classmates
note im in university as well
>mum hears me talking and sees the water tracked through from the bathroom to my door
> ~{TRIGGERED}~
>opens door without knocking to see me naked on my chair
>the door opening startle me and i cut the back of my hand
>i hit a major point and it started bleeding profusely
>mum, about to tear me a new asshole for leaving water everywhere stops dead in her tracks
>we both dont move as im still holding seymour
>unable to speak from shock i try and explain the situation
what i was meant to say
> im taking the build up of dead skin cells on my hands and feet, i use this. my skinning knife Seymour
what i actually said
>im taking my skin off hands and feet with seymour my skinning knife
>blood still dripping from my hand as she looks down to confirm what i actually said
>still holding the knife i smile hoping she knew what i meant by it
>she screams as she slams the door
>i realise what i came off as
>she probaly now thinks im a phsyco maniac killer
sorry about the repetitiveness, it copied the first half instead of the ending
So at what point did you fuck your mum
kek
You fucking autist shit, if you talked to actual humans instead of a fucking knife you'd have said things correctly.
Here's 1 you dumb cunt, go tell her it was a misunderstanding and tell her the truth. Problem solved you insecure actually retarded pleb.
>Seymour Skinner
>I shave my face with my dead skin foot knife
Can't tell if serious
You should keep a scrap book of the skin you collect. It'll better educate her on your condition.
Hahahaha this fucking thread OP
include me in the screenshot pls
why did i know how it would end the instant i saw it start?
fucking darwin awards
Add me in screencap nicc has a thicc dicc
pic of Seymour before you bleed to death?
>I'm really edgy
>Look how edgy I am
>I'm a Britbong
>My mom thinks I'm crazy because I sliced myself on accident
>It has nothing to do with the fact that I am mentally unstable and talk to inanimate objects
K m8 good luck with those padded rooms.
why do you get dead skin on your feet
Yep. Same here. They thought the liquid wouldn't seep through? Silly nigs.
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>the Texas chainsaw massacre song
Stopped reading here. This is a bait thread. Inb4 walk the dinosaur
The fucking madman
i better be in the screenshot
feelsgoodman seeing some first class autism straight from the source
jesus christ
>be me
>be seymour skinning knife
>i am talked too by a fatass with deadskin on the bottom of his feet everyday
>he talks to me everday and thinks i respond
>killme.jpg
>one day he pulls me out
>mother fucker is humming texas chainsaw
>he skins the deadskin off his foot while hes fucking naked
>killme.exe
>foot steps coming
>his pissed off mom comes in after clearly knocking
>retard didnt hear it because of him talking to a fucking knife
>he cuts him with me like a retard
>he then proceeds to say hes cutting off his hands and feet then gives the most creepy smile ever
>his mother runs away and thinks hes a serial killer now
>mfw
Post skinner pic
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kek
you're just a sick twisted FUCK with a pathetic and disgusting foot fetish who wants sauce
Fuck You.