Pick a super power. Next b user picks your weakness.
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I'll start.
I can fly
Pick a super power. Next b user picks your weakness.
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I'll start.
I can fly
Whenever you see a bird you pass out
i can turn invisible
Post a super power
I can shoot fire from my mouth
>Learn to fly with eyes closed / improve hearing
i'll take indestructibility for 500
Only when trying to pick up women.
I can breath underwater
You are allergic to water.
I can get invisible whenever I want to.
Only while you really have to pee.
Your skin is indestructible, but when you itch scratching doesn't help
I have lots of money to spend on cool gadgets (money is a superpower guise)
Nothing on your person becomes invisible with you (no invisasuit) so you have to walk around nude
I can run fast like Sanic
The local mafia will always try to kill you and get your moneys.
I can shoot lazorz from my eyes
Nothing can block them. Not even you eyelids. They also fire uncontrollably when you cum.
I'm a giant scary robot.
my power got fucked
only after youve been face-fucked for at least 1 minutes
Superpower: America
Your movements are determined by a Twitch chat stream.
I can shoot bullets from my anus.
Weakness: hillbillies & hugboxes
Superpower: never uncomfortable
Never satisfied.
Well I'm fucked. That's like asking Sup Forumstards to count to ten. Just end up stupidly imploding
Can only shoot while twisting your nipples and screaming "WOLLOLLOO" for each round
I can make people's teeth super white and shiny instantly.
You also need to reload by putting bullets in your dickhole.
I can one punch kill everything like that anime faggot but using my penis.
Your penis is 1 inch
I can see the future
if you punch a guy you get aids
i have the power to turn a bowl fruit loops into half of a book (any book)
Your penis blows up it touches, except you, no exceptions.
I can scare anyone really well.
The book ends in the middle of the good part.
I can get dubs always.
The teeth become hollow.
You have to cut off your penis for the power to work.
If you het trips the universe explodes
I can stop time
for every 3 dubs I get dubs
cannot get any superpower
Well I will master my masturbation skills then.
If people get scared by you they instinctively try beating the shit out of you
lol fuck
But you are afraid of everything yourself.
I can teleport
The milk doesn't transform and your half-blood end up wet.
I can summon wild animals to do my bidding.
D:
Fuck you.
I'll make it reattachable by building in a zipper.
I can walk through walls
I can stop time
You first have to fuck the wild animal for it to listen
I can control technology
Your wife sells your toys since she thinks they're junk. She donates the money to feminist causes
I can self replicate
You can only see the future for 2min 13sec per day. Afterwards you can only smell the future for 6hrs
I always win at gambling
teleport and invisible in the dark
While time is stopped, you do nothing but double-post.
but the time stops you too
I can make everyone pissed at me
Time Control
...
you guys are going to love this
what youre seeing now are singles
I run as fast as the flash
You cant stop pissing people off.
I am immortal
Time only stops when you stand still.
Ability to reverse gravity
this part takes a little bit of training but itsnt all that hard to attain
these are doubles
Your superpower is now really good masturbation?
Your weakness is that you can only get off to weird shit that leaves you feelling like a sick sleaze afterwards.
I can make big cums.
No weaknesses?
but you turn into vegetable
can get dubs under any condition
you can't turn it off
The ability to stick things to a particular space or force it to be motionless with respect to another object
But not in any roll or dubs thread
You have tastebuds in your ass.
Modify body to do anything that any lifeform on earth can do
I win
can controll only the clocks, and watches
You cant chose what direction in time you jump, and youre coordinates at the time arebt based on earth
(Probably going to land in space)
You make them get so pissed however that everyone within a 5 mile radius starts a lynch mob.
I can commit omnicide
I can create gold just by touching objects
If you teleport someplace with significant air pressure (or underwater or something), the sudden shift in internal vs external pressure will burst your eardrums and implode/explode your brain.
I can see into the infra-red
i have laser bean eyes
your have a full body rash all the time
All your bets involve how much lint you can slurp out of an obese man's navel.
You can't touch yourself then
that just killed me user :(
You lose your hands after 30 minutes.
Super power > im a super sayian
shapeshifting
Only at the will of said tech.
With a snap of my finger, I can make my bed
you can only think for 1 hour per day
to able to ban mods
sega fuck up your marketing and ruin your franchise
No man I still kill things by touching them with my dick, it's just that I can't kill myself while touching it.
Your big cums make your dick thick mushroom.
you're prone to typos that become real
super sayian is just hair coloring no buff
hillary is in power
>> im a super sayian
with an uncurable heart desise
I win 25 posts without a weakness
Doing so Makes your thumbs fall off
I can hold my pee for an extraordinary long time
But you also break your finger in the process.
only into inanimate objects for an unspecified amount of time
Im Shrek
>checked
You bastard
Cannot ban admin
Turn into a robot
You're globally humiliated for having the worst power
once you change you can't change back in anything you've already transformed
only if you fuck your mother
eddie murphy leeches off you to keep his dying career going
literally no weaknesses or downside to this
top kek
kek
>unlucky
you don't have legs
...
Only when your nose itches, stoping the nose itch removes the power
can only transform after Nicolas Cage make successful movie
100% success rate to convert anyone to Islam
Forever unable to pass reCaptcha checks
zack snyder makes a movie about you where you're raped in prision
Can turn Op from faggot to a good guy.
I can shape-shift into anything
Winrar
your gay and they throw you off a building
the ability to manipulate and absorb matter (similar to shapeshifting but with everything)
I can change my genetics at will