Pick a super power. Next b user picks your weakness

Pick a super power. Next b user picks your weakness.

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I'll start.

I can fly

Whenever you see a bird you pass out

i can turn invisible

Post a super power

I can shoot fire from my mouth

>Learn to fly with eyes closed / improve hearing
i'll take indestructibility for 500

Only when trying to pick up women.

I can breath underwater

You are allergic to water.

I can get invisible whenever I want to.

Only while you really have to pee.

Your skin is indestructible, but when you itch scratching doesn't help

I have lots of money to spend on cool gadgets (money is a superpower guise)

Nothing on your person becomes invisible with you (no invisasuit) so you have to walk around nude

I can run fast like Sanic

The local mafia will always try to kill you and get your moneys.

I can shoot lazorz from my eyes

Nothing can block them. Not even you eyelids. They also fire uncontrollably when you cum.

I'm a giant scary robot.

my power got fucked
only after youve been face-fucked for at least 1 minutes

Superpower: America

Your movements are determined by a Twitch chat stream.


I can shoot bullets from my anus.

Weakness: hillbillies & hugboxes

Superpower: never uncomfortable

Never satisfied.

Well I'm fucked. That's like asking Sup Forumstards to count to ten. Just end up stupidly imploding


Can only shoot while twisting your nipples and screaming "WOLLOLLOO" for each round

I can make people's teeth super white and shiny instantly.

You also need to reload by putting bullets in your dickhole.

I can one punch kill everything like that anime faggot but using my penis.

Your penis is 1 inch

I can see the future

if you punch a guy you get aids

i have the power to turn a bowl fruit loops into half of a book (any book)

Your penis blows up it touches, except you, no exceptions.

I can scare anyone really well.

The book ends in the middle of the good part.


I can get dubs always.

The teeth become hollow.


You have to cut off your penis for the power to work.

If you het trips the universe explodes

I can stop time

for every 3 dubs I get dubs

cannot get any superpower

Well I will master my masturbation skills then.

If people get scared by you they instinctively try beating the shit out of you

lol fuck

But you are afraid of everything yourself.

I can teleport

The milk doesn't transform and your half-blood end up wet.

I can summon wild animals to do my bidding.

D:

Fuck you.
I'll make it reattachable by building in a zipper.

I can walk through walls

I can stop time

You first have to fuck the wild animal for it to listen

I can control technology

Your wife sells your toys since she thinks they're junk. She donates the money to feminist causes

I can self replicate

You can only see the future for 2min 13sec per day. Afterwards you can only smell the future for 6hrs

I always win at gambling

teleport and invisible in the dark

While time is stopped, you do nothing but double-post.

but the time stops you too

I can make everyone pissed at me

Time Control

...

you guys are going to love this
what youre seeing now are singles

I run as fast as the flash

You cant stop pissing people off.

I am immortal

Time only stops when you stand still.

Ability to reverse gravity

this part takes a little bit of training but itsnt all that hard to attain

these are doubles

Your superpower is now really good masturbation?

Your weakness is that you can only get off to weird shit that leaves you feelling like a sick sleaze afterwards.

I can make big cums.

No weaknesses?

but you turn into vegetable

can get dubs under any condition

you can't turn it off

The ability to stick things to a particular space or force it to be motionless with respect to another object

But not in any roll or dubs thread

You have tastebuds in your ass.

Modify body to do anything that any lifeform on earth can do

I win

can controll only the clocks, and watches

You cant chose what direction in time you jump, and youre coordinates at the time arebt based on earth

(Probably going to land in space)

You make them get so pissed however that everyone within a 5 mile radius starts a lynch mob.

I can commit omnicide

I can create gold just by touching objects

If you teleport someplace with significant air pressure (or underwater or something), the sudden shift in internal vs external pressure will burst your eardrums and implode/explode your brain.

I can see into the infra-red

i have laser bean eyes

your have a full body rash all the time

All your bets involve how much lint you can slurp out of an obese man's navel.

You can't touch yourself then

that just killed me user :(

You lose your hands after 30 minutes.

Super power > im a super sayian

shapeshifting

Only at the will of said tech.

With a snap of my finger, I can make my bed

you can only think for 1 hour per day

to able to ban mods

sega fuck up your marketing and ruin your franchise

No man I still kill things by touching them with my dick, it's just that I can't kill myself while touching it.

Your big cums make your dick thick mushroom.

you're prone to typos that become real

super sayian is just hair coloring no buff

hillary is in power

>> im a super sayian
with an uncurable heart desise

I win 25 posts without a weakness

Doing so Makes your thumbs fall off

I can hold my pee for an extraordinary long time

But you also break your finger in the process.

only into inanimate objects for an unspecified amount of time

Im Shrek

>checked

You bastard

Cannot ban admin

Turn into a robot

You're globally humiliated for having the worst power

once you change you can't change back in anything you've already transformed

only if you fuck your mother

eddie murphy leeches off you to keep his dying career going

literally no weaknesses or downside to this

top kek

kek

>unlucky

you don't have legs

...

Only when your nose itches, stoping the nose itch removes the power

can only transform after Nicolas Cage make successful movie

100% success rate to convert anyone to Islam

Forever unable to pass reCaptcha checks

zack snyder makes a movie about you where you're raped in prision

Can turn Op from faggot to a good guy.

I can shape-shift into anything

Winrar

your gay and they throw you off a building

the ability to manipulate and absorb matter (similar to shapeshifting but with everything)

I can change my genetics at will