Femanon here. I need advice Sup Forums. Will post timestampped nudes if you can help me out. Interested?

Femanon here. I need advice Sup Forums. Will post timestampped nudes if you can help me out. Interested?

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Of course it will. Do it now.

>you know the rules
>and so do I

Just get on with it already.

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shit photos will get you shit advice
post a better shot

Tits with timestamp, summerfag. Now try again.

This.

so, what's your problem bitch

Op here.. Now now... I told you I would like help FIRST. Jesus Trump you guys.

You should have went under a male guise but because your mind is so feeble you have to show everybody your tits to get what you need.

OP just wants attention

Alright what's going on OP.
>2015 WSU Developmental Psych.

What's on your mind?

Is that stubble?? Disgusting

How do I tell my bf that he is way too emotional to handle and I would prefer his dad over him? I've already hit on his dad and he seems to like it. And idc if it's wrong, why the fuck would I come to Sup Forums if I wanted to be told to have morals?
Will delivar give me a second

Since you are a legit OP, I will lent you my wisdom. In what things do you need to be advised at.

Is his dad married?
If not then tell him exactly what you told us.
If he is get over it and dump your boyfriend.

Simple.

Oh I'm SO sorry that hair naturally grows over time. I'm a normal human being, not a porn star. If you want waxed pussy, GTFO my thread.

if you already hit on his dad you don't need advice about fixing relationship with you bf, have any pics with cock in your mouth? will give more detailed advice then

His dad is married and i am very close with everyone. Something about his dad makes me soaked. Maybe cause he has his shit together.
But I'm in a situation where I can't just dump my bf. We live together and he has threatened suicide if I leave.

Then be prepared for the possibility of him necking himself once u bang his dad.

Just noticed that,how Fucking nasty

just fuck the dad in secret and lead the emotional boy on... i think that could be more fun and you can get more out of it and destroy a family all at the same time

Dump bf, let him kill himself, remove stuff that would say that he did it because of you, get close to his dad because you are so sad and he wants to comfort you.
win

Thanks for pointing that out,now I'm gonna barf

Here you go. I didn't say they were fantastic.

anyone that threatens their partner with suicide should be left alone. just break up with him.

I think I'm gonna be sick

You could probably gouge some eyeballs with those nipples wtf

don't know for who to feel more sorry, you, your bf or your bf's dad

>your thread
It's OUR website you attention whore

Go fuck a 12 year old if you want a hairless twat.

>dad is married
>bf threatens suicide

Listen he ain't gonna do shit. Everyone who cries suicide when they are about to get dumped are using it as a crutch to strong arm the other person into staying with them.
>There are very few exceptions to this

If you live together and you're afraid to dump him because you're afraid he'll kill himself means either one or both of you is too dependent on the other.
>You sound like you're a little dependent on him too if you can't even move out because of him

There's no easy way out of this femanon you just have to suck it up and either dump him or suffer through it till he leaves you.
>I don't recommend the latter if his dad is making you wet because it may lead to an awkward situation

How old are you femanon?
This is the behavior usually atypical of teenage girls which would make sense because women are GENERALLY attracted to mature men.

Nonetheless you're not happy in your relationship and wrecking his happy family by banging his dad isn't gonna fix it.
Only you have the power to fix this by getting your ovaries out your purse and dumping your guy.

Otherwise it will just get worse and you'll do something horrible that you can't take back.

What the fuck is that REEEEEEEEE
I know why your posting your tits on Sup Forums, they're so disgusting noone wants them

This is funny. You should sit them both down on the couch on both sides of you. Hold pussy boyfriends leg like he's a young child and say "This isn't working out because you're too gay for me"
Then look to his father and be like "Yeah gay boyfriends dad, this is totally working out and youre super not gay and I'm terrible at taking nudes"
Then fuck his dad in front of him till he cries and runs away to his room.
That's how you tell him, girl user.

Oh and post better nudes. I don't know who taught you how to be naked but they don't know shit.

This

Did he threatened to suicide over this ?
You look like shit,and you are a fucking whore.
Why dont you just dump him and save him from yourself skank.

Guys I think I'm gonna hurl

I think you're fucked. How old is his dad btw?

Yoyoyo I asked for an opinion. Did I say I looked like a porn star? Nooooope sure didn't. I said nudes. Not good ones.

Me gusta. Would suck on nipples.

It's okay user, the scary meaty titted, father son juggling, jazz monster can't hurt you anymore.

Oh fuck that's nasty,please save your bf and dump him

You dont even look like an avarage girl.
You look like utter crap,how does one wants to kill himself in the risk of losing a fucking skank like you.
Man people are desperate.

>Fucking Fiona wants advice
>Shrek wants to kill himself if she leaves him

I'd imagine that this is what meg from family guy looks like irl

I meant jizz monster. But somehow still pleasing.

You. I like you. Thank you for that. You're actually helping and not judging from the shit pictures I'm sending these fiends. Why would I take good nudes for strangers... Just saying.

>Ugly bitch who wants to fuck his pussy boyfriends dad and become a homewrecker

You should be the one An heroing. We all know we need one less ugly arrogant bitch in the world.

You are a low quality person, I mean having your shit together gets you wet? Really thats all it takes for you? Jesus. This is Jeremy Kyle tier of awful. Just fuck off this website.

Thanks for the comfort,but those can't be unseen,my eyes burn

Underage b8 comin thru

You cant take good nudes with these patato tits you fucking whore.
You call us fiends,yet you want to fuck your bf's dad,man this is top tier whoreness.

A little bit of puke came out my mouth

Haha I love you Sup Forums. Never change. The opinions of neckbeards is noooot gonna ruin my day.
Also, thank you to the one person that took me seriously. I appreciate you user. Now send this thread into the pits of hell where it belongs.

No problem. I use to help with the feels threads until I realized there's already a psychfag on here doing their LARP thing.
>why would I take good nudes for strangers
Uh I dunno maybe because you're posting your naked body on the internet where millions of people can see it in a matter of seconds.

Might as well be proud of your body and try to make them look good.

LETS SEE THAT FACE OP!

Are you Meg from family guy?

You have nothing to offer here OP, no one cares about your "problem" so just get the fuck off this website.

post puss shot

Feet?

%99 of these people you called neckbeards wouldnt even touch you with a 10 foot pole.
Please never send nudes to anyone or anywhere,this shit must be illegal for you.

Do you want us to crowd fund you some bolt ons? Those are pitiful. I got about 350.

You honestly made me vomit,meg from family guy

why post good nudes? to get better answers for your question obviously.

Show pussy for continued advice.

>neckbeards
You're the fucking degenerate here, these 'neckbeards' just pointed it out. Disgusting.

This

Well said user, why can't these whores ever understand that when the come to us with their problems?

To thank me for helping you write the name Jack across one of your buttcheeks with a sharpie then post.

I only ask this one thing...

Would be a shame if ur friends saw this thread

Please show her friends this thread

Shes not coming back my dodz
What a fucking whore

Fucking salami nipples

She'll be back whores now what's good for them

Ugly titty person plz come back

Why dont u send us your bfs fb and wel sort things out for you two

youtube.com/watch?v=5OERYl6jU1U

Where are you op

Just fuck his dad on the side you dumb cunt

>stubble on chest
She's a man, baby!

I don't think i've ever said this before, but would you please put some clothes on? I feel offended having seen that :(

You don't get to love Sup Forums you demon of homewreckery. Sup Forums would never hurt your sweet and sensitive boyfriends heart like you aim to you lokey of love. Take your demon milk leather satchels with tree bark nipples and go back to your absent, child molestery, alcoholic father that you are embodying in your nice caring boyfriends dad.

Fucking lost my shit, nice work user

Where are you

Fuck, I think I just turned gay.

Pic related.

Thank you OP you just made me realize my gf has the most perfect tits out there. Now excuse me time to puke.

>Has whiny, obessive bf.
>Gets moist over BF's dad.
>Wants to fuck up her BF's entire family.
>Comes to Sup Forums for advice, of all places.

There's a lot wrong here; you shouldn't be asking how to fuck your BF's dad; you should be taking a long hard look at your life.

Thanks for the tits, at least.

>inb4 OP has left the thread.

Talk about daddy problems

kek