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TormundxBrienne edition

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I them to fuck

who farted lads?

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khaleesi wins

Frogfu had better not die next episode.

First for r + l = 3 dragon eggs

pls dont open

Apologize to:
Daenerys of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name
Queen of Meereen
Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men (claimant)
Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms (claimant)
Protector of the Realm (claimant)
Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea
Breaker of Chains
Mother of Dragons
Also known as
Daenerys Stormborn
Dany
The Unburnt
Mhysa
The Queen Across the Sea
The Silver Queen
The Dragon Queen

Getting pretty fucking tired of Dany ruining every scene in the show.

>You have no voice here
>Allows her to run her mouth for 5 minutes

It's Season 1 and Dany being her empowered self has just set the torch alight with Drogo inside.

Are his final actions to run around screaming like a little girl?

finally some more arya next episode

>A silver haired witch comes by and kills all the leaders of your clans
>Uses her sorcery to survive being burned
>Decide to kneel to her and pledge your loyalty instead of trying to kill her and become a khal yourself

SHOCK VALUE DABID

>episodes not aired are named differently

nice try, idiot

>tfw no scene of Ramsay getting his dogs to fugg Osha and her enjoying it

(farts)

Were all the bloodriders in that tent too? I doubt it.

where is the option "person who made this poll is a huge faggot"?

It's almost like they just watched a woman walk out of a fire or something

episode was good, until dany imo

Remember how there was that kind of cool scene they added in season one where it shows Pycelle standing up straight and actually seeming way healthier and more virile than he acts?

And then how that just never came up again or mattered at all?

What was the purpose of that scene? To show he's good at deception? Because he has never been good with lying about anything else.

wow rly?

>not picking waifu

Is the show just not going to bother explaining who/what Bloodraven is?

Fuck, man. Why even bother getting Von Sydow if you're just going to make him look like a derpy Pycelle sitting in a prop tree?

If you saw some silver haired bitch walk out of a burning building naked, you'd probably worship that pussy too.

>Hut full of 12 strong warriors and some servants
>Not one runs up to Dany and knocks her fat ass out after knocking over 1 brazier

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Why is Davos such a bitch -_____-

>IMDB 9.5 rating
>/got/ claims it's shit
Who do I believe?

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Reminder Jon and Sansa never had a scene in the show.

You literally have no reason for there to be an emotional response to their meeting

He's the three eyed raven. What more do we need to know?

That is one sex scene I seriously could do without

>i will never cum on that mustache

Why live?

I'm cool with it

It was better than the last one, that's for sure. But not as good as the first two.

I couldn't.

Sansa didn't even have any dialogue about Jon like she did in the first book.

cant trust a rating scale

everyone afraid to dish out less than a 5

>westeros bernie sanders on the throne
No thanks.

If I were in some patriarchal warrior culture along with hundreds of my clansman I would most likely try to kill the witch

Right. Their family is practically broken and scattered, and they are the first to see each other in a long time.

Totally unrealistic that they'd have a bonding moment.

>Theon went all the way home because he wants to make his sister ruler of the Ironborn

This episode was #Girlpower

They're siblings, retard

Why is there a thousand year old man living in a tree who wants to teach Bran magic?

There's plenty of tranny porn on the internet already. Good tranny porn

Normies love every episodes.
/got/ hates every episodes.

believe only yourself

I didn't see this coming. Pleasantly surprised for Tor/Bri

stop posting your leddit theories

Any torrent links?
HBO is on a crackdown crushing most known torrents

>three eyed raven

A title that doesn't make any sense when he's not missing an eye.
Also why change it from raven to crow?
I hate D&D.

>not getting feels from the fact that Starks are meeting after having been separated since the beginning
nice edge.

Preston

Better than any of the alternatives. Other than maybe Tyrell rule but that's boring.

umad, bitch? ;)

CONFIRMED LEAK FOR KINGSLANDING PLOT FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON(from the same spanish guy who leaked some earlier episodes)

>Varys still controls the kids(the little birds), foreshadowed by the scene where he says "birds I always trust" right before the scene with Qyburn and the birds
>orders them to kill Olenna, Pycelle, Kevan, Qyburn and Tommen(the scene in one of the trailers where the kids are killing someone)
>naturally, Cersei becomes the prime suspect because nobody else could do it
>2 of the judges had been decided(don't know who they are, probably Mace and someone else)
>as for the third judge, Jaime is appointed, the other judges vote yes and no
>cue dialogue scene between Jaime and High Sparrow where he reveals that Cersei cheated on him with Lancel
>Jaime votes yes because he's aware of how Cersei is fucked up now
>Cersei demands a trial by combat
>Of course appoints Robert Strong as her champion as she thinks nobody can beat him
>Them it appears
>MOTHERFUCKING SANDOR CLEGANE IS THE CROWN'S CHAMPION(don't know for sure the details of how it happened, but supposedly it's a bit different from the gravedigger theory)
>beats Robert, supposedly using fire because karma or something(this part is a rumour)
>Cersei gets executed
>the prophecy of Maggy The Frog is fulfilled, her 3 children die, then she dies by the hand of the "Little Brother", in this case it may be either Jaime for voting against her or The Hound for defeating Gregor
>Kingslanding becomes a mess because there's nobody with claim to the throne alive and most of the small council is dead
>High Sparrow rises to power and becomes some sort of regent ruler
>not sure what happens to Jaime in the final episodes, rumour is that he flees to the riverlands with Bronn under a new identity

This was a fuckin' girl power episode if there ever was one.

>Sansa (aka the stone-cold badass that was promised) telling Jon she'll take on the Bolton's without his help.

>Brienne threatening Mel and straight up telling Davos she was the one to execute Stannis.

>Cercei making plays and getting leverage with the small council.

>Yara/Asha acting like a ruler.

>Dany GETTING SHIT DONE. And without the help of Drogon. Thank god we're not spending a whole season with her just hanging out in Vaes Dothrak (also bewbs)

Even Margary's scene with Loras was the most I've ever liked her. And, well, Osha gave it her best shot. "Fuck yeah" was uttered many a time throughout this episode.

He wants to steal his body and trap him in the tree.

Im just saying I wouldve voted if it was there.

They can bond

But as viewers, we have nothing to care for here. It's not so much seeing each other again as it is seeing each other for the first time, for the viewers.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Daenerys Targaryen? Let alone defeat her. And I’m not talking about Queen of Meereen Targaryen Daenerys. I’m not talking about Breaker of Chains Targaryen Daenerys either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Unburnt Mode Mhysa Targaryen Daenerys with the Eternal Silver Queen and the Dragon Queen doujutsus (with the Stormborn abilities and being capable of both Khaleesi and Queen of the Andals genjutsu), equipped with her Missandei, a perfect Rhoynaro’o, control of Rhaego and Viserys, with Aegon the conqueror’s DNA implanted in her so she has Drogon and can perform Daario release ninjutsu while being an expert in Jorahjutsu and Barristanjutsu.

>rumour is that he flees to the riverlands with Bronn under a new identity

Wouldn't it made sense to back to Casterly Rock?

I think it's just a bit of catharsis at finally seeing two of the Stark siblings meeting up again, after so many near misses. It didn't really matter who.

I really don't think Rickon is going to survive the season, though.

Magic device being saved for whenever white walker based big battles start to happen. It's a plot device for plot device's sake

>it's a Tyrion is nobly fighting against slavery in a foreign land episode

I've been thinking the same thing for awhile now

He actually looked cooler before they recast him.

You'll never feel her mustache on your neck as she penetrates you with her strapon

That was a deleted scene

Who /GoodSoup/ here?

Bad choice, his body is crippled.

>Is the show just not going to bother explaining who/what Bloodraven is?

Nope. They're pretending that the whole era of Blakcfyre rebellions never happened.

So which of her siblings is she going to kill when she goes full nameless?

I think that was her point: they're all pussies compared to drogo.

>yfw Dany dies by the end of the show

This show is DROPPED.

Feminist power fantasy the show.

Every episode we will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode we will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode we will remind you that men are nothing but BETA whiteknights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.

We need more osha

WHEN ARE THEY GETTING TO THE RIVERLANDS

GOT Season 6: Return of the Starks.

I remember Sup Forums was complaining about this guy too though.

>Loras you are the Lord of your House you have to be strong!
>I DON'T CARE, I JUST WANT TO BE GAY AND BE GAY, WHY ISN'T GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL YET?

This, Satan. Without a King to be sworn to, the Kingsguard is disbanded and he's de facto Lord of Casterly Rock, Lord Paramount of the West.

So season 6 is basically just DABID killing half the cast in lazy shocking scenes that come out of nowhere so they can wrap this shit up already?

No it wasn't, dummy.
I watched that episode last night.
It's in like episode 10 of season 1, Ros puts her clothes on while he rambles on like an dummy, and then she leaves and he stands up straight and does squats and looks at himself in the mirror and then stoops down and leaves.

Stay autistic

Well it was a crippled or a skinny fag with epilepsy.
When life gives you lemons...

Pycelle getting threatened by tyrion with Shagga was a deleted scene?

Remember when that wildling got killed? Yeah me neither

well needed - rip best girl

Why did it only take until episode 4 for Davos to inquire about what happened? Fucking hell

fuck off Sup Forumshordes

>mfw this actually happens

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>you will never be so autistic you have to copypaste the same 3 things impulsively every thread

good golly miss molly

dude. stop posting this.

episode 6: blood of my blood

dany wont be in next weeks ep

I mean, Kevan and Pycelle are already dead in the books, the others will die in the 6th book

see

Good. I skip the Mereen scenes as it is.

>>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
I don't really buy the feminist agenda shit, but I do find it hilarious just how many times we see a sea of brown people kneeling down in awe and jubilation in front of the whitest person in the game of thrones universe.

This is 100% a SJW propaganda series now.

>Tyrion Lannister-
disabled white male, reddit meme-man, good guy!
>Jaime Lannister-
crippled and unthreatening (good), rapist male (bad) thus grey character!
>Cersei Lannister-
stronk female character, brave mother
>Daenerys Targaryen-
super stronk independent female leader, true queen!
>Jon Snow-
illegitimate male character, but has to die because strong white male. opened the globalist wall and sold out own people so good guy now, brought back
>Davos Seaworth-
powerless and comes from poverty, unthreatening so good guy!
>Melisandre-
wise intelligent stronk female character
>Margaery Tyrell-
punished independent stronk female character
>Ellaria Sand-
super cunning independent stronk female character
>Sansa Stark-
stronk female survivor character
>Arya Stark-
stronk punished female heroine
>Lord Varys-
unthreatening and mutilated male character, so good guy!
>Theon Greyjoy-
unthreatening mutilated male character with PTSD, good guy
>Brienne of Tarth
stronkest and most independent woman in the realm
>High Sparrow
strong white religious man? threatening AND with power? evil guy. homophobic and sexist too
>Daario Naharis
white male boy toy, not allowed power so unthreatening, good guy
>Roose Bolton
strong white male with power? threatening. murderer and rapist. bad guy
>Ramsay Bolton
strong white male thus illegitimacy, rapist, torturer, murderer
>Jorah Mormont
cuck. powerless. stone AIDS. so super good guy!
>Alliser Thorne
strong white male, so threatening bad guy
>Eddison Tollett
white male but quippy side character without power, so good guy
>Doran Martell
male character with power? weakness means death
>Podrick Payne
meek powerless white male, loyal ally to women! unthreatening good guy!
>Stannis
noble white man, does what’s right for the realm regardless of how it looks, thus killed by stronk woman after character vilification.
>Yara
hillary of the iron islands!

>finally realizing who this is
damn ive been sleeping on this thot