Wake up

>wake up
>see this
>wat do?

Instantly turned on

Eat that shit

Poop on it

Why do you hate yourself user?

it's two condoms filled with milk. what else are you supposed to do.

oh right you're trying to make this a cuck thread because you're a faggot.

>inb4 not op

the idea and fact that my gf fucks other guys turns me on. call it wierd or not but I like it

I'm actually confused by what you just said. Explain your goddamn self.

You aren't weird.

I call it more than weird. I call it you have self-esteem issues, and this is a trending thing that will lead to the willful destruction of everything western society has built.

thanks user, people dont understand it if they have not tried it.

>Yes we both did it twice last night.
>You are horny again?
>Sure we can go again but I'm out of condoms.
>Oh, you want a real creampie this time?
>OK then, let's go ...

Holy shit. That looks like Lauren Southern.

>And I woke up before anything started.

those condoms she's holding (because there are two, plural), they do not have semen in them. it's milk or some other simulated jizz.

and about this thread? it was made by a faggot.

then.... I used Sup Forums's incredible inb4 powers to predict that I probably wasn't actually talking to OP, and that you would make that distinction at some point.

Take it from her and dispose of it. You don't leave your semen in the hands of a crazy bitch like that.

I don't think you necessarily have to try pimping out your SO to know you probably won't enjoy it.

it's not like eating a bowl of chili.

>milk in bags
>wonder how i got in Canada
>walk around pushing people and laughing as they apologize

The faggotry is strong with this one.

Look at her and jump out of bed and yell while jumping up and down on my bed "ALEX JONES IS BULL HICKS! THEYRE FUCKING LYING TO US"

>using condoms
cucks

best post so far

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Punch on clit

>hurrdurr only cucks prevent stds