/heem/: smelling salts edition

Upcoming events:

7/17: Submission Underground - Shields vs Henderson
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: ONE FC: Macau - TBA
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/26: Lellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - TBA
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
9/2: Lion Fight 31 - Baars vs Whitley
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/25: RIZIN FF - RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016

Previous thread: News:

>Benson Henderson fights Patricio Freire at Bellator 160
mmafighting.com/2016/7/16/12205932/benson-henderson-vs-patricio-freire-headlines-bellator-boxing-double

>RIZIN
mmafighting.com/2016/7/16/12206014/rizin-returns-with-tournament-with-cro-cop-wanderlei-silva-and-stars


Free Fights:

youtube.com/watch?v=P7Cp-tp6CIY
youtube.com/watch?v=zFSMbjvnyiY

Other urls found in this thread:

boxrec.com/boxer/152826
youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKZoiyriM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Schaub is god

literal who

me on the right

We caught him!

this is an 18+ website

Post favorite combat event posters.

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

>10 million podcast downloads a month
>literal who
For sure clean those cheeto fingers, my guy.

poor kanehara
too tough for his own good

>muh money

literal nigger tier

WITNESS THE GREATNESS.

>literally roiding a kid

goat tat?

They gonna need to be able to fight cuz kids gonna be making fun of their ugly fucking faces for a long time

schaub = wgaf

This is your formal invitation to join the first official /heem/ broship. CLC is a collective of both devilish intelligence and fiery passion, we have it all.

Schaub Bless this thread

rothwell bless

>sorry were currently not hiring

very solid list of boys

/CRK/ here though

>The current year
>Jitz matters

think you are funny you cheeto fingered nerd? you are just jealous of Schaub's success and work ethic, you wouldn't recognise greatness if it slapped you right in the face.

>Dana supports Trump
how does it feel to be a fan of the most redpilled sport lads?

disappointed and disgusted

>I care about walkouts and event posters

...

>I just care about the fights, man

wew

>I enjoy watching WWE, the walkouts and engaging storylines get me very excited

dam son.

Deus meu

holy SHIT

I thought they divorced

>I like shitty MMA-tier boxing

>"for some time"

>get brain pushed in
>not immediately realizing this is career ending heem

>10 million podcast downloads a month
why tho ?
Has he ever said anything even remotely interesting ?

Schaub is probably the sharpest mind in MMA he comes up with a lot of brilliant and interesting analysis.

boxing is literally fucking ballet

fuck outta hea wit dat bullshit son

>average remain voter

>Schaub is probably the sharpest mind in MMA

>If the boxing isn't exactly like it is wearing 3 pound gloves with no kicks, knees, elbows, takedowns, or submissions, it's shitty

Thay did, I goofed the scroll

>implying he isn't

wipe that cheeto dust off your fingers and lose my number

>I don't like aesthetics

>boxing is literally fucking ballet

If Sage is roided to the gills since he was a kid, did he develop a sort of tolerance and he can keep juicing without his body showing it ?

>The greatest MMA striker of all time
boxrec.com/boxer/152826

FACE THE PAIN, TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Cracked his skull like an egg

Vicious venum page

Anderson is 40 and completely shot, if anything this webm just shows how trash Bisping is

>>The greatest MMA striker of all time

>this dumb cunt thinking her actions have no consequences

youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKZoiyriM

Page's intimidation lvl went up big time with that, it's going to be hard to find anyone who wants to strike with him since Cyborg went forward with a right hand and fucking died

Do you need a minute to yourself?

>Anderson is 40 and completely shot
With something like 9 fights left on his contract.

reminder that ray mercer got guillotined by Kimbo Slice
reminder that james taylor got choked out by randy couture

>1998
i don fuck care

He doesnt have to fight 9 times, it just means he cant leave UFC if he wished to do so.

Would you?

>James Taylor

Anderson doesn't need to fight them all, you know, that's not how their contracts work. He can retire at any time, that just means if he does fight, he has to be in the UFC.

>james taylor
fucking hell kid

iirc Anderson has expressed interest in contining to fight. I'm trying to imagine how much further he will fall in 9 fights if he finishes his contract and I don't like what I imagine.

>implying I care about your sport's """greats"" enough to know their names

Oh, yeah, he doesn't care anymore, he didn't care in the Bisping fight, even when he was getting knocked down he was pulling faces and yelling at Mike. He just fights because it's who he is.

it's literally combat dancing
it's a sport
not fighting

try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.

>a sport where an insecure absolute bitchmade manlet like Floyd Mayweather can dominate
utterly semen slurping

>The average shmuck can't get James Toney's name right

you bring shame to baba posters

Is he OK ?
Did he die in the coup ?

she looks like sage with a wig desu

she's probably a very nice girl though

based

Jesus. Sort of makes you realise just how dangerous fighting is. Seeing so many fights makes you forget how fragile human bones are.

>it's a sport
thanks for the insight genius

I can't even meme about this.

...

>literally combat dancing

That's fucking horrible.

>>>a sport where an insecure absolute bitchmade manlet like Floyd Mayweather can dominate

Even then, the forehead is thick as hell. The force required to depress it like that is insane.

...

>try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.

What a fucking attention whore retard bitch.

rightfully deserved, but probably got swarmed by whiteknights

>mma will never be this aesthetic
fucking yellow octagon

Why are you so angry?

Wanderlei vs Cro cop
Who wins?

Why do pillowhug fans feel like they have so much to prove these days?

Holy fuck bros

I saw a photoshop of taking off all the sponsor tags from the UFC canvas and it looks a thousand times better

because they know their """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport" is dying

>try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.

Knees should be banned from MMA

...

requesting Randleman's double donkey kong knees on that japanese dude

>photoshop
Um. There was an event not too long ago where there were no sponsors on the mat. But you're probably too new to have seen that.

Is MVP Elite?

Literally broke his fucking head

No, it was directly compared with the original image, it was Tate vs Holm. Which event are you talking about?

...

dying, not dead
it's nowhere near as big as it used to be and is losing its share of relative popularity, whereas the UFC is getting larger and gaining more popularity