NASCAR /turnleft/ at New Hampshire

>Watercooler Dale's gone missin' edition.

Race starts at approx 1:40 EST. Indycar starts shortly after.

Who do you lads have for the winner today?

Bumping with rare WCD's.

I think KB41 gets it done today.

Rolling for winner

>please no Toyotabergstein

>its happening

re-roll

Does that count as Austin?

At NHMS, so hot.
Anthems soon

>CONSTANT JR SHILLING

NO THANKS

weather says 81 degrees. is it humid there?

No, it's cold here.
yes it's humid

can we get a comprehensive list of acceptable Sup Forums driver nicknames?

>gordon = sneak
>austin dillon = autism
>brad = bread
>truex = troox
>kurt = krut
>kyle = kryle = kylel

what else do we have bros

>cuck anthem

>let gender neutral anthem

Matt Dibenedetto is Bean Burrito.

Di Burrito

Carl Edwards is Cousin Car-Shill

USA USA USA USA

I thoguht he was

>le reddit cuck meme narwahl

Jimmie = Gimmie

Stenhouse = shithouse = steakhouse

Bean Burrito didnt drive the shitty Reddit mobile. I thought that was Wise.

They were trying to make Redditmobile (TM) round 2 for Matt though. They couldn't get enough funding this time, probably because they blew all their money on Bernie Sanders' failure of a campaign.

Cucky Steakouse will never win a race.
neither will his girlfriend.

That was in fact josh wise.

KEKseLELski

Chase = Chess/Lelliott
Logano = lelgano/logonzo/etc
Stenhouse = Sticky/Steakhouse
Trevor Bayne = Insert baneposting reference here
McMurray = McFlurry
Danica = Danicles/Danican't
Menard = Muh Nards
Casey Mears = Case O'Beers
Kasey Kahne = Kissy
Tony = sodacookies
Clint = Clit
Regan = Ray Gun
Harvick = Hurrvick
Denny = Danny/Denny's
Carl Edwards = Earl/le backflip man

There's definitely more but that's what I remember. If you see a driver without a decent /turnleft/ nickname you can also try to give them one and see if it sticks, that's how these things work after all.

>Regan
I meant David Ragan, Regan Smith = Smiff I think

Bowman=blowman

harvick = harcuck
danica = danicles = she's learning
ragan = raygun
jimmie = gimmie
kasey = kissy
tony = soda cookies = fatass
biffle = sniffle = bifflel
mcmurray = mcflurry
norm = can't storm the norm
allmendinger = all my niggas?
whitt = poor little whitt guy

missing some others for sure

OH MAN

IS IT LIKE... A NASCAR RACEDAY????

OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE AMERIFAT REDNECKS TURNING LEFT FOR 4 HOURS

LE EPIK NASCAR xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

SO FUCKIN AWESOME MAN, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY SKILL THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT

SO LE COOOOOOOL xD xD

LE TURNING LEFT LIKE A BOSS xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

NICE THREAD r/nascar

I dont begrudge any small team taking money from wherever in order to get their car on the track and as competitive as they can.

I would drive a car with "I love dicks.com" as the sponsor if that was the only sponsor I could find.

Tfw sodacookies last year

How do you guys think le shoah man will do in Junior's car?

You'd be the perfect face for the ilovedicks.com brand. A match made in heaven.

>muh nards

Don't forget >rags in a box

The one Sunday I'm NOT working this summer and it's fucking New Hampshire. Fuck me.

bowman is a garbage meme driver. even cole custer would be better

namefag, please go back to /o/

Oh yeah, I forgot about him dipping his cookies in his soda.

b-but I've never even posted there

scott = scat
almirola = amarillo

Does newman have an Sup Forums nickname? must not be used often if he does.

After finishing in the top 5, I would have the opportunity to say to the camera " I'm just so proud of the guys at the shop for giving me a great I love Dicks.com Ford to drive up front and be competitive. Thank you so much to I love dicks.com for coming on board as our primary sponsor here at Loudon, I recommend all the race fans at home to visit I love Dicks.com right now".

how many times will Rick Meme remind us that JR is not in this race with concussion like symptoms

What happened to joonya?

75 more. 75 more

We usually just go with >I ate the bones

For Brian Scott I was thinking Brandy Scotch, but scat works too

STREAM:

tiny cc bsracing

Same thing that happened to daddy, the wall.

kill yourself.

eternal bleeding

he laid down on us

He's using his "concussion like symptoms" as an excuse to retire

>alex bowman

Always

Well saw a fag who had a CSA flag as a cape.
GOTTA love NHMS

If he retires soon it will be bad for NASCAR. You know that at least some portion of Jr fans will stop watching entirely.

They need to get someone likeable and fan friendly to replace him

Like Kyle Busch!

GET OUT

Input needed.

>ywn have sex with Danica while she has concussion-like symptoms

What's the purpose of the competition caution? We didn't have rain? Is NASCAR just trying to make this a fuel mileage race or something?

Nah, there was rain earlier. Still BS though.

rained this morning didn't it?

>KyleWinsLol isn't a fan favorite
kys yourself

Oh, I guess I must've missed the rain info. Gonna be a pretty boring race if Kylel dominates like yesterday.

please tell me NASCAR races don't have cops

i HATE cops with a passion,

>It's a kyle episode

:-(
I'm out

PUT IT OUT

t. Trashone

>having a cop car lead but not in a crown vic

fuck off with this shit b8

>name one thing cops are usefull for
>harass black folk

There ya go

kyle episode

well, the alternative is niggers running amok. I'll take paying the cops.

>gibbs 1 2 3 logano

good race

>harvick and johnson WILL NEVER win another nascar race

gibbs 1 2 3 4

there we go

Needing a stream for shit tier internet lads, please

here is your (you)
Harvick and Gimmie will win 3 more races (combined) this season

HOW DARE THEY LET A COP CAR LEAD THE RACE!!!! NASCAR RACIST AS FUCK!!!!

#niggercrimesmatter.

No Dale in this race is severely troubling.

settle down dylann

So how will Cole Pearns mess up Truex's race

Laudin is literally one of the best racetracks on the entire circuit

Incurring the wrath of Sup Forums here, but honestly, Cup series needs more diversity. I just don't give a shit about most of the drivers. No personality, no difference between most of them, either young and untalented or tenured and unlikable.

It's probably just you

Fuck NASCAR. This stone age ignorant no skill redneck shit has no place on this board

...

laul

>more diversity
yeah that's worked out great for america so far hasn't it?

on point, it's like with golf hoodrats don't like to play golf or race cars. They don't think it's a real gasta nigga sport like football and basketball.

>12 MINUTES OF PLAY

>young and untalented

blaney, chase, larson are all super talented

>Scott 21 laps down
pull the plug richard

settle down David Duke

>literally no history
>no one outside of burgerland gives two fucks about NASCAR
>fanbase is filled with redneck trash
>NASCAR's best drivers would get blown the fuck out if they tried to race in F1
>a shitty mid-table former F1 colombian driver dominated in NASCAR
>NASCAR is viewed as a joke of a sport that involves no skill
>Literally anyone could step into a NASCAR car and dominate, because it has simple controls and requires no right turns
>Entire schedule is set in murrika (and the majority of tracks are in the south)
>races are sponsored by big corporations and politcal lobby groups like the NRA
>random sponsors are slapped on NASCAR cars with absolutely no meaning, whilst F1 liveries have historical meanings and beautiful designs
>Advert breaks every 5 minutes
>Announcers are shitty rednecks with southern accents

How the fuck can anyone enjoy the "sport" of NASCAR?

we can all agree it's nothing more than a huge joke, right?

you could put a whole game of handegg into one commercial caution

Who the hell is Eddie MacDonald? in the 32 car
Never seen that name in stock car racing before

>no lanes
>constant bumping and moving cars out of the way

name a better track

>inb4 britsol

Bristol is ruined

I believe he's been in a few races this year but I may be mistaking him for McDowell.

Northeastern short track driver, does this race every year

If Jr falls out of the Top 16 in points, which race does NASCAR hand to him to keep him in the Chase?