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Schindler's Lit
A German factory owner starts to sabotage the Nazi regime but gets distracted with menial tasks due to his chronic marijuana smoking.

this bitch is wasting those boobies and body
she has no soul in porn whenever I see one of her movies I feel bad for this body's potential

Deadpoo

A short documentary as to why people shit themselves as they die

Timeco

Van Damme plays a guy who sells timeshares and ultimately kills himself due to the banality of his existence

Yeah, she's a terrible fuck but she's hot.

The A-Tea is an American action-adventure television series about tea, which is prosecuted for a crime it didn't commit.

What are you? 12?

what makes you think I am 12?

The Odfather

A man becomes distanced from his family and friends due to his views on breakfast cereals

Jumanj

Story of a male from an all white family who finds out his name was a long running joke between his parents because they wanted a girl and hate him.

Pup Fiction. A group of lovable misfit dogs have an adventure that involves a watch and heroin!

Dango

A slave runs away to Japan and opens up a dango shop in hopes of finding his long lost wife, who just happens to love dango.

Name of the Girl ?

the beautiful mid is an movie about the pleasing sound of frequences that are neither too low or too high.

Gold!

Reverse image search

That's a weird name.

cat away - the film depicts a cat stranded on an uninhabited island.

Lucie Wild

lice in wonderland story about lice falling through a rabbit hole into a fantasy world.

Fight Cub

A bunch of guys get together in a basement to beat the shit out of a family of bears.

Roy

>Brad Pitt plays a gay, trans otherkin guy called Roy.

10/10 - NY Times.
"A triumph" - The Internet.

The hunt for Ed October

A mentally disabled man named Ed October flees town after the locals caught him molesting a kid

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Arm Of Darkness. A black man's arm become sentient, and doesn't do what ️its told. The movie centres around the comedy that comes from him trying to attempt a crime, only for his arm to say a wacky catchphrase and not commit the crime.

The Fat and the furious

An upset feminist resorts to calling people that weigh less than 140kg 'So fucking ugly' and spends the rest of the movie on Tumblr, being triggered by everything

ill bill - bill murray seeks revenge on pharma concerns

Blood Port

Van Damme has to navigate a treacherous port of call whilst captain of a cargo ship.

Raveheart

A Scottish warrior goes nuts with some glowsticks and neon paint.

Sensational!

Forrest Gum

A nature documentary about harvesting sap and processing it into gum and rubber.

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Also has a bitchin dad rock OST

>fortunate son starts playing in the background as the sap starts to flow

Lord of the RNGs

An outlandish, short grown man living underground in a basement one day discovers he has the power to influence Random Number Generators. Using this amazing power he gains moderate fame playing Heartstone still in the same basement.

Sunsine

The tragic story of one scientist who can never read his oscilloscope due to the glare.

Hostbusters

Chat show hosts get attacked and killed by the guests they're interviewing

4-year old virgin - a movie about a sexually unabused minor.

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Godfellas
Two young southern baptist ministers experience the highs and lows of organised religion as they ascend the ranks of the Clergy.

Snakes on a plan

A group of snakes set out on a mission to find Samuel L. Jackson in order to return his lost luggage.

So good

Oy Story

Documentary on the formation of the state of Israel.

>Deadpoo
>A short documentary as to why people shit themselves as they die
Underrated post

Carface

The life story of Anton Yelchin

Tar wars
A film about a construction company that wants to destroy the headquarters of their rivals.

A Few Goo Men

A group of Marines find they all share the same slimegirl/WAM fetish.

Even

Brad Pitt tries to get even with the shitty realtor that sold them an apartment right next to the railway line.

Bee Move

watch a bee move--crawl, spin in circle on wood, fly--where does he go? a surprise ending: bee was where he wanted to be all along

Silence of the Labs

>about quiet, well-behaved puppies who put lotion in basket

This is the first time ive seen a thread like this. Not even baked and im in tears. Bravo.

The Princess Ride

Jango Unchained

The Thin Red Lie

Cat-and-mouse thriller as one man struggles to expose the Cold War coverup of the century: the USSR is actually no threat to the west, but the military - industrial complex needs a fearful populace so they can stay in power.

Small Solders

A movie about motherboard manufacturing

Forest Gum. Two children find some gum in the forest and share it. This causes hallucinations and they spend the rest of the movie trying to recall their respective trips

how i met our mother - the story about a man who impregnated his own mother and diffucult family relations - being a brother with his son and being basically his own child and father.

Carface

Pacino gets hit by a car in his face, which is shaped like a car, by Pfeiffer. they fall in love in this witty feel good romcom.

Da Boot

A movie about inner city thugs attempting to find misplaced drug money that was put in a boot.

Lags of our Fathers. A gripping story about the pioneers in online gaming.

Fining Dory
Dory gets an eviction notice from her landlord due to arrears in rent and a constant police presence

The Cunt of Monte Cristo

woman takes revenge on guy who did literally nothing wrong.

Tor

Chris Hemsworth gets v& for some questionable online activities

Oom

Dwayne Johnson plays the role of a level 85 Warlock and is about to find out that being oom isn't that easy

Bing John Malkovich

A documentary exploration of Bing search results for "John Malkovich"

1 Angry Men

Story about a guy with multiple personality disorder, and all of them are angry.

The Avenger.
Earths mightiest heroes must come together but they don't. Samuel L Jackson must face the alien invaders alone but he fails miserably

The Bi Lebowsky

Jeff Bridges explores his sexuality.

Oraline

They have buttons for mouths!

Host Dad
Bill Cosby hosts parties an drugs women.

Office Pace
A story of one man's pursuit of the perfect pace in which to work at the office. When he thinks he's finally found it, he discovers polyrythms and his whole life is thrown into disarray causing him to spiral into depression and paranoia

200: A Space Odyssey

A Roman man jumps really high.

Natch

stylish British crime caper where events result in exactly what you'd expect to happen.

>all white family
oddly specific

kek

A Cockwork Orange.

A group of fags who run a tanning salon have an orgy.

Underrated

Superba

One heroic sheep must save the world with the aid of a baby goat named Billy.

HAHAHAHA!!

Independence Ay

Ayyy lmao! This 45 minute movie from director Andy Lobacki is Independence Day told from the aliens perspective. It'll have you saying "ayy lmao"!

Ad Max
A woman rebels against an Ad agency and makes the most impactful ad ever seen in Australia

KeK

Fat & Furious
Paul Walker infiltrates a gang of fast food enthusiasts.

Beautiful.

Planet of the AES

By whom?

gold

I hate her face so much. I do not know why but I just want to destroy her face.

12 Years a Slav

Here have some Sup Forums gold

Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hoe

A group of tattooine farmers create some new agricultural tools and grow a fine crops of space cabbages.

Kek

Diving Miss Daisy
Morgan Freeman discovers the joys of waterboarding.

Men who stare at oats

Two men stare at oats for several hours.

Bests of no nation
The best people in the world have no nationality

Lot in Space

A family buys an empty lot called Mars and must terraform the planet to make it inhabitable.

Men in Lack - a secret agency that tests penis pills on men who's lives suck because their tiny wieners

Hush Hour
Jackie Chan and Chris Rock spend an afternoon in the library.

Jurassic Ark

Now they're on a boat.

The Ride Of Frankenstein

Frankenstein has a midlife crisis, divorces his wife and buys a sweet new car. Hilarity ensues

Tranwreck
A hideously deformed Trans woman searches for love in all the wrong places

Men in Back

The untold story of black men riding the bus during the civil rights movement.