Things You'll Never Hear From A Nigger Thread

Things You'll Never Hear From A Nigger Thread

"Is my music too loud?"

>hay guise fb fap thread

"Hi, Dad."

I'm glad I didn't fuck that white boys girlfriend

"I wish I had a white guys dick"

>I should really start looking for a job.

"Hey, I'm here for my job interview"

I deserved it

...

"OP is totally not a faggot"

No thank you, I don't like fried chicken. Maybe a nice salad?

"I think I will contribute positively to society today."

I sure am glad I paid all my bills on time.

Ask

Nah mang I don't wanna go bangin tonight I might go to jail

"Maybe I should put on a shirt when I go outside and not sag."

I don't care for cheap malt liquor and Newports

i diddu sumfin

I graduated.

Better just get some basic food instead of steak and lobster with my EBT card

All of this

Obviously not in those exact words but, i heard it all from my best friend...

>...Who was adopted by white people.