Ask a femanon who tricked a guy into shoving a pen in his dick anything

ask a femanon who tricked a guy into shoving a pen in his dick anything

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Rules are rules...

how did you trick him into doing that?

She probably offered him sex.

btw tits or gtfo.

Tits or gtfo

Hopefully the end of the trick was to make it reappear again.

Why though?

im actually still a virgin user

Nobidy respond till tits and timestamp

he was a little bitch. he kind of wrapped himself around anyone who showed him any attention. it was like a girl with daddy issues in a boy's body. he was just my friend but he like me a lot because im "so dominant and have huge tits" he wanted me to peg him badly

show the texts

i dont have them. i am very ocd and clean out my inbox very often. the only ones i leave are my mom, my dad, and my boyfriend

yeah, post a green text and your huge boobs with a time stamp. i want to know details leading up to the event and his reaction throughout the whole thing. also, post pics of him too. i want to see how the bitch looks like. paint me a damn picture user. with boobs.

>anyone believing op

The awkward moment when you think I care about what a woman has to say and that you honestly believe your existance means anything more than a pair of tits.

tricked or helped him transcend?

>tricked into shoving pen into dick
Feels good man

Op is a guy who shoved a pen in his dick

I would want you to tell me the story while you rode me.

>proof?

however, even though i dont have them, i will tell you a story about him. we met at a con around two years ago and he followed my friend and me around all day trying to slide in like he was part of our group. we kind of just let it happen. im very vulgar and if i were a man i would probably be in jail for sexual harassment. however, most of my harassment is not for sexual pleasure, but because i fond joy in shoving my finger in between a guy's ass cheeks and hearing him squeal. anyways, late in the day he was getting on my nerves so i bent him over a cadillac. two people were walking past us and my friend was like "HELP IM BEING RAPED" and the two guy walking past looked at me and said "dont go too deep" and left him there screaming

Looking for the vid of the porn star working the sharpie in the dudes dick hole. Anyone have it?

just look up "two kids one sandbox"

Yeah your probably a pod of land whales and your talking shit on the internet because your just a loser. Big tits don't count on fattys.i don't doubt your friends an even bigger fatty and Loser who would shove a pen up his dick for your pancake tits though.

tits or gtfo

my friend is actually very thin. i am not thin or fat. my body type is like what you hope to find in a chubby thread

>self described chubby
Lolololo

>still a virgin
>shove fingers between guy's ass cheeks.

I know this is bullshit but meh I'm bored, keep going...

however, i am very tall so my weight distributes itself very nicely

i once had a friend who would make the most ridiculous noises when i did it. it was like a turkey or mario

Tits or get the fuuuccckkkkkk out

I know her. She's a virgin for religious matters who sucks dicks and does anal sex. Shes fat.

do you not know the rules?

tits or GTFO

so you're basically a rectangle?

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im an atheist. i have never done anal. i think sluts are deplorable

no. i am very curvy. i am 5'9 and 160 pounds. i have large tits, a small but nicely shaped ass, and thunder thighs.

...

you could be a skeleton for all I know

tits or GTFO

underage b&

So no tits, no story, no thread

HA! Excuses excuses 98

And there goes the thread finally.