Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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I'll try, but it's damn hot at the moment so hard to sleep or get naps. I guess that's why they only work from 8-10 am in the morning.
I didn't even notice it but god damnit.

Literally fight me

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Mumei, killer of the kabune is mine.

Claimed.

Good, the cow may touch back.
I'm very glad I can just turn on the AC when I go to sleep, if its not blowing most of the night I wake up covered in sweat it sucks. Fuck summer.

>Sameji in the house

Just finished season 3 of Bojack

You don't have a chance against best girl

i'm so sorry i missed your message 'cause it didn't say (You)
Good idea, looking forward to get home and investigate.

Also Stella claimed

claimed

>the cow may touch back.

Oh my.

Nice, kek.

Forgot pic because retard

Nah its cool no worries friend! Yeah its probably alot cheaper on there too so you are saving some money as well!

Not that much, it's like over rated and a bit meh. I'm not sure what fast food I like. I've been off of it lately since it's been making me feel sick

The cow WILL touch back.

youtube.com/watch?v=PB2SYop7AaY

Not even best girl in her own show.
I am jelly of AC, though it would kill my powerbill since I would never turn it off.

Naps are great. Why would you dislike naps?

I won't mind when the cow will touch back.

They make me dizzy and nauseous,

S Class Hero claimed

roll :o

*insert clever way to claim Blair*

Hey everybody, did I miss anything cool?

Claimed

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better than tinder, plenty of horny bitches of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/fourchan.html

*insert clever way to tell Blaire user to kill himself*

That's because you wake up before finishing a sleep cycle.

You're in a waifu thread. So, no, you didn't.

Yeah it gets too hot here to turn it off, can keep it at higher temperatures but the highest I'll go is 75.
Well you are best yuri so that's what I assumed.

The ass was thick

i'd lift that skirt up and pound my cock so fucking hard inside, afterwards, i'll cum on every single spot that has no cum on it.

And you are best cow.

Claimed.

Or because he gets too deep, 20 minute nap is the best.
It's 75 right now and I feel like I'm melting.

Wew there lad

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and then you'll go to jail for assault on a minor
in case you didn't die while doing it, that is

The ass was fat

Eh? That's a bummer.
Naps are still great though.

Tatsumaki so much a slut she never wears panstu

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I see /waifu/ has no shortage of shitposters today.

How lovely.

Then its a perfect match.
That's a comfortable room temperature to me, doesn't get too hot until its in the 90s or upper 80s with the bastard sun.

Fuck off katana

Maybe they are for you!

>Bikini pic

Oh.

It's probably both things.

better than tinder, plenty of horny cosplay girls of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/fourchan.html

Wtf are you doing?

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Discount Megumin

u no

>and then you'll go to jail for assault on a minor
Tatsumaki is 28.
Remind me to never move to USA, can't deal with anything above this.

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This isn't /waifu/ you neckbeard virgin weeb.

Okay, thanks for advice my friend~
btw i saw my sister drawing rikka today. told her to show it to me when it's ready and to draw a pic of stella too.
That's just good to take a break from them once in a while. Chinese fast food makes me feel sick too. idk why but it just does.

[weeb rage intensifies]
She's a legal loli
She's 28 but has the body of a 14 yo

Homura a cute.

Lemme show you how it's done.

Check em.

Fine fine, i'll amend what i said.
In my opinion, naps are great.

color me surprised

Ohhh dude I wanna see it when its done!

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Shit.

You are too unlucky

That works.

Yup that's summer in the south, I remember a few years ago there was a stretch of 110+ degree days that went on for like a week or two, don't think I left the house the whole time. It regularly gets to or above 100 in mid to late July here though, so yeah shit sucks, especially when you're working out in an un-airconditioned building and its 90 outside.

Seriously, why the anthropomorphic cow?

Yeah i can show it to you. Just don't expect anything big, she's 13

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Claimed.

YOUR WAIFU FUCKS DEER!

Haha im not dont worry im not an art snob

Claimed.

Hello, hand cunt

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user has spoken. Commencing dump

I answered last thread.

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I feel you. That's what made me feel sick last, and has done a few times. Damn chinese food, I still enjoy eating it just after I feel sick.

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GERMAN STEEL BABY

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Now and forever, best waifu

Eeeeeeeh?

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furry is the best waifu

Reminder that this girl has no friends.

All of scenes are solo.

I got 2 answers.

>Lived on farm.
And
>I don't choose waifu, waifu chose me.

The ladder didn't really answer my question, and I don't really see how being raised on farm can attract you to a big breasted woman dressed as a cow.

Not to mention her bust size and overall appearance changes from picture to picture.

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Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again

>The ladder didn't really answer my question
you don't choose who you fall in love with

are u fucking dense?

lol good to hear that.

does anyone have cats here?

The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is here again.
I bless this thread.

Not bad, I suppose Holo would be my runner-up

Being in love and claiming a waifu are two completely different things.

I think ive seen this somewhee before on a different thread

Is that canon? She looks older than 14 to me to be honest.