/got/ thread

/got/ thread

EXPLAIN THIS FUCKING DABID SHIT TO ME OR I'LL CUT MY BALLS OFF EDITION

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1st for OTP

o fug I forgot to torrent/watch this, don't post till I'm done

HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT

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nth for the Lemoncake that rides

F IS FOR FARTS

Nth for the one true OTP

OIL CAN'T MELT WOODEN BEAMS.

Jesus christ Brienne has been butchered.

>be in jail for weeks
>still perfect

>Cercsi is suddenly off the wine and 100% manipulation queen again
>Jon is a fucking baby who doesn't want to get revenge on Ramsey who raped his sister
>Pod just chillin'

Who the fuck voted for ep1 and why?

He's so cute :3

>its an "Arya kills the mad queen Khaleesi" episode

REMINDER THAT SMALLJON IS THE ONE WHO SENT JON THE LETTER

WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING JUST EXPLAIN IT I DON'T GET IT WAHT THE FUCK SI WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU CAN'T FUCKING TELL ME BECAUSE YOU NEED YOUIR SECERY FOURCHAN MEMES BECUASE YOU THINK IT'S A CLUB THAT YOU CAN JUST CLIMB INTO A TREEHOUISE IN AND HAVE ALL YOUR LKITTLE FROIENDS COME IN BUT NOONE ELSE BUT THAT ISN'T THE FCASE ANYMROE

who will win the game of thrones

>jon/melisandre/nights watch/wildlings/salsa
>le sand sneks / oberyn's crazy whore
>ramsay bolton / house bolton / twenty good men
>dany/dothrakis/unsullied/dragons/midget/eunuch/bearded guy/cuck
>felicity smoak

>dorner
>ever perfect

OINK
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(farts)

>DnD have killed off so many characters that King's Landing, The Wall and Winterfell have to be in every episode now

Arya will kill Dany, and it's going to be so fucking sweet.

>Sansa: Jon, we need to ride south and save Rickon!
>Jon: Sansa, I'm a brother of the night's watch. I swore a vow to command no armies.
>Edd: ...until you died.
>Sansa: Technically you fulfilled your vow!
>Night's Watch: *nod in agreement*

There, I fixed it.

I really fucking doubt that Salsa told Jon that she was raped. The end of their conversation near the fire seemed too lighthearted for that.

>>Cercsi is suddenly off the wine and 100% manipulation queen again

I guess you could say that her walk of shame was a sobering experience

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She looks like a trap but like a really well done one

fanfiction shit everyone already agrees he is free of the vows

Sansa: Haha... Remember that time Ramsay smashed my pussy in and tore my insides apart with his flayed member?

Jon: Hehe... Yeah.

What the fuck, my kitchen is literally the exact same. Door, radiator, cupboards, tiles and electricals.

Kinda weird to see. Pity mine doesn't have Sophie Turner in it.

Oh fuck off, Carlos

(farts)

NEW PRESTON VIDEO WHEN?

Things that will never happen: The post

Edd had a good point about Jon pledging all his nights to come to the Watch. He should hang him if he leaves castle black.

www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones

kek, do people waifu this stroke victim?

Dat hairline

(farts)

>it's an "Arya is reunited with her true Children of the Forest family" episode

>sansa keeps pushing everyone around her to go to war because she knows she won't actually be expected to fight

That's not how you create /got/ threads

It's exactly what will happen. The Braavosi will not stand for dragons.

Man, what happened to Russel Crowe?

>the Tyrells have the second largest army in Westeros

WHO THE FUCK IS FIRST, THE LANNISTERS GOT JUST BY ROBB, AND THE VALE IS NOWHERE NEAR AS POWERFUL

>but the Vale didn't do shit in the War

YEAH AND THE TYRELLS HARDLY DID ANYTHING EITHER, BUT THEY STILL HAVE 70K SOLDIERS WHILE THE VALE HAS 40K

>the Lannisters were always the strongest

THE LANNISTERS HAD 50K, AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY STAY IN THE RIVERLANDS AND LET STANNIS FUCK UP THE CAPITAL IF THEY HAD MORE, ROBB AND THE TULLYS WEREN'T THAT STRONG

(farts)

Why did none of the Khals try and kill Danny after she pushed down the first torch?

fuck you i'd kill every single living thing on this planet for a minute with natalie

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That fucking sperg is gonna be so mad about the fire resistance stuff

>MUH BLOOD MAGIC
>WAHHHHHH

That would be a great twist desu.

I get hard just thinking about Dany, Tyrion or Jon dying in such a anticlimactic way.

She's a goddess.

youtube.com/watch?v=LEC_lkpD3rM
youtube.com/watch?v=LEC_lkpD3rM
youtube.com/watch?v=LEC_lkpD3rM
IT'S HERE LADS

daenerys.webm

So what's the fucking point in that little assassin bitch? What's she going to do? Literally doing nothing interesting.

Traps can better than the real thing, user.

>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

OI JON, RAMSAY FUKD ME RIGHT IN THE SHITTER. WASN'T TOO PLEASANT BUT EHHH, WHAT CAN YA DO, NOT AS BAD AS THE BOYS BACK AT WINTERFEEL TAKIN ROUNDS ON ME, REMEMBER THAT TIME SO MUCH CUM DRIPPED OUT OF MY ASS I MADE LADY HAD TO LICK ME CLEAN?

Daily reminder that this is the true queen of Esteros

Let's guess the levy sizes and army numbers, /got/. Let's get military in here.

And unlike Dabid's writing, let's speculate how a realistic and interesting Battle of Winterfell will go with those forces.

House Bolton: 5,000 men
The Free Folk: 2,000 men

House Umber:
House Karstark
House Manderly:
House Hornwood:
House Mormont:
House Glover:
House Mazin:

House Arryn:
House Royce:
House Waynwood:
House Corbray:
House Baelish:

I'm glad some Starks finally reunited and I'm glad Sansa has finally become bold, but for fucks sake, could they not have developed her character a bit to make her bold instead of just making her a fucktoy for 3 seasons then suddenly flick a switch and become bold and strong for that one episode?

Jon: well I got fucking stabbed to death and the fire god brought me back
Sansa: Do you remember that kidney pie old nan used to make?

Sure mate

He released a sandwich on parole

I'm gonna miss the Super Daario Bros. Wish they'd got more bantz.

>left_politics.webm

No he didn't, the little shit Robin sentenced Smalljon to death in the last episode

what happened? i'm blind and deaf

i'm posting with a mediator (a friend)

20 bucks says Sansa is the one who kills Ramsay.

>WHO THE FUCK IS FIRST

Narrative-wise, what was the point of Jon stating his watch had ended before Sansa showed up? Sansa arriving and informing Jon that Rickon is being held hostage is reason enough to make Jon want to leave. He could have used the death loophole argument at that point.

Also, by what right does Jon think he can name the Lord Commander? Isn't it put up to a vote?

HAHAH this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

Sorry guys, you'll need to open the image in a new tab, for some reason it came out really small like despite it being 679x1024.

Anyway, it's just a funny image of a fat Danny

I'd wager 20 good men that she kills him.

Sums up the show

Please tell me there's a continuation of this webm.

see

Jaime doesn't know that

Ah, thanks for the reminder. I almost forgot about Jorah's skin cancer.

Nobody believes they exist except the Night's Watch and the Wildlings

The Vale: At least 40k soldiers

(farts)

lots of women become bold and strong as soon as they're away from an immediate threat of rape. that's why we need to legalize rape.

No they can't, because they're men at the end of the day. Which means you're technically gay.

>Brienne: He said he did it before I executed him (angry face) and spiteful tone of voice
>Davos: Who is Stannis?

I did it to trigger you

what

The most subtle of bait

I'm sorry, I don't know. I found it on Sup Forums.

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Can someone explain to me the logic in the fact that Arya is training with the faceless in order to kill the people on her list, but the very nature of the whole fucking training demands that she drop all her personal hangups?

DELETE THIS

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What about it? She looks good in that too.

nice meme theory

It's about 20-40k in CK2 and I trust that mod completely.

House Umber: 2000
House Karstark Around 6000-7000,
House Manderly: 5000
House Hornwood: 2000
House Mormont: 1500, tiny island
House Glover: 2000?
House Mazin: who?

House Arryn: 20k
House Royce: 10k
House Waynwood: 5k
House Corbray: 5k
House Baelish: 20 good maiman

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>2016
>not being bi

>le evil religion
>le evil men
>le men are stupid women rule haha

Getting sick of this show

Okay so the bitch is immune to fire, how didn't she die from falling debris?

That tranny was hotter than most women. If you don't fuck it you're gay.