It's almost here lads. We're less than 50 days away from the glorious 2016 season.
>your team
>probable record
>highest hope
>biggest fear
>talk shit about a rival
>say something nice to a rival
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
>>your team
East Carolina
>>probable record
Who the hell knows (new coach following a very popular coach who was fired)
>>highest hope
Finish over .500
>>biggest fear
Complete tire fire (shitty season, player revolt, fan revolt, etc.) and not being able to get out to the ball part this year.
>your team
FSU
>probable record
At least 10 wins, ACC championship and respectable bowl win
>highest hope
Get into the play off and win it all
>biggest fear
Lose games are supposed to win, not even go to ACC championship, and lose bowl game
>talk shit about a rival
The only good thing about Gainesville and UF is that it's roughly equidistant to Orlando, Tallahassee, and Jacksonville.
>say something nice to a rival
I respect what Miami was able to accomplish being almost the size of Stetson University and in an ocean of CFB big boys at the time
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
Before or after games I would go to Leon Pub and play pool with my organic chemistry 1&2 professor. Not really tailgating but it was always a part of the game day plan especially when visiting from out of town during grad school for games.
>your team
Charlotte 49ers
>probable record
Better than last year
>highest hope
One conference win at least
>biggest fear
What happened last year
>>your team
Kentucky
>>probable record
7-5
>>highest hope
bowl game pls.
>>biggest fear
kentucky is average at football so no fear baby.
>>talk shit about a rival
Louisville sucks fat cocks and will always be 2nd to UK in basketball.
>>say something nice to a rival
Bama, you have Saban and well shit I hope you continue to win Ships and piss off all the other shitty conferences.
>>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
Father usually gets tickets from coworkers who can't make games, so we usually get to go to at least one game a season. Most of the time they've been amazing and a good time.
Do you think you'll ever see a victory over Florida in your life time?
What he said...
Akron
Undefeated
Yes I'm 26 years old and UK will beat florida by the time I'm 30.
Come on. At least wait until the old thread us full. We just needed like 18 more Posts.
>it's mid July
>days will be getting shorter and shorter
>the cooling trend will begin soon
>went into a Micheals to buy summer candles and decorative baskets/boxes for storage on clearance
>Halloween and fall decorations and candles are begging to come out
>an entire isle is already dedicated to calcium
>fall is just around the corner
Absolutely based time of year. Get here soon please.
Wasn't even on the first page mate. New thread new blood for the first page.
>Ohio State
>12-0 or 11-1
>JT turning into a literal touchdown machine
>Secondary
>it's going to be 5 straight
>Illinois wont lose to Ohio State this season.
>going to skull sessions before the game is pretty hype
>a university of alabama student shot 3 cops dead in baton rouge today
sec fans will defend this
>>your team
Penn State
>probable record
7-5
>highest hope
Beating Pitt and one of MSU, OSU, or Michigan
>biggest fear
Saquon gets injured
>talk shit about a rival
Eat Shitt
>say something nice to a rival
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
A game of stump and a keg a yuengling. I'm trying to get up for the Temple game or OSU this year.
>inb4 rhythmic slapping
amen brother, amen
my team: Pitt
probable record: 7-5
highest hope: win the division
biggest fear: losing to Ped State (won't happen though)
talk shit about a rival: penn state football should've been shut down permanently, not talking shit, just the truth
say something nice to a rival: WVU, I miss playing you and look forward to reviving the backyard brawl in 2020
tailgate plans: get as drunk as possible, probably poop pants at some point during season
>pedo state is not even the second best program college football in pennsylvania
Which college team should I follow this year
Post ending in 7 wins
temple
>crawling in my skin.mkv
Florida state. What's not to love about booty blasting SJWs?
>literal Indian mascot and screaming
>Teddy Rapesavelt QB that won the heisman and championship
Praise Kek.
usf will be ranked this year and upset fsu cap it
Didn't famous Jameis get suspended for a game for yelling "Fuck her right in the pussy!" in a library or something? Fucking based.
Yes and I'm still laughing at it
And they still won with out. Barely ending out a clemsoning Clemson in the greatest most kekable fashion. The anger from that was amazing. 2013 and 2014 were everything right about fucking with SJW. Thank you Kek.
north texas
trips and you have to attend one of their games this season
Dubs for Kek praising wins it for you Britanon.
Wyoming
>your team
Stanford
>probable record
I dont know, I hope we atleast get to the PAC12 ship
>highest hope
Win the Pac 12 and Win a respectable bowl game
>biggest fear
Shitting the bed, lose to Berkely
>talk shit about a rival
Literally nothing but faggot hippies, SJW, flat earthers, muh GMOs, MUH ORGANIC PRODUCE, MUH ANTI-VACCINE OPINIONS, and MUH NO NUCLEAR ENERGY SO PROUD SO KEKED
>say something nice to a rival
Maybe the Hayward fault will open soon and spare Berkely of its perpectual cuck-titude
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
I just like listening to the Stanford radio station while working before games. I enjoy the crisp weather that is perpetual year round.
>your team
U of M
>probable record
10-1
>highest hope
They get in the Championship Game
>biggest fear
They regress
>talk shit about a rival
OSU you better watch out
>say something nice to a rival
I strongly hate OSU but damn do I respect them. Decker better be GOD tier for the Liedowns.
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>OSU you better watch out
Cute
>your team
U of M
>probable record
10-1
>highest hope
They get in the Championship Game
>biggest fear
They regress
>talk shit about a rival
OSU you better watch out
>say something nice to a rival
I strongly hate OSU but damn do I respect them. Decker better be GOD tier for the Liedowns.
If you don't like it, label your fucking threads with maps. It's not that fucking hard. That's literally what most of the bantering is about.
>Does not even understand the content of the different threads
One: ITT we discuss which conference will be most butthurt when the PAC-12 wins the playoff this season.
Two: Just is SOON
This one is general bantering, you faggot fuck.
Kent state will be best in MAC haters can Skype me so I can show you my DICK
What are the best teams in the NCAA for Men's Soccer Player?
>your team
Hawkeyes
>probable record
8-4 and exposing last years results as a fluke
>highest hope
1st in the Big Ten West
>biggest fear
Season is catch 22, either we suck and have a bad season, or we do good and it reflects well on Ferrentz.
>talk shit about a rival
IS(WHO?), ENJOY YOUR 3-9 SEASON
>say something nice to a rival
UNI Good luck in the FCS.
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share.
Following the beer band around after the games provided the SJWs haven't ruined that tradition.
>>your team
Texas A&M
>>probable record
6-6 or 7-6
>>highest hope
babby bowl win
>>biggest fear
trevor knight transfers right before the bowl game :^)
>>talk shit about a rival
eh something something faghorns
>>say something nice to a rival
austin is a fun city
>>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
drink and more drinking
>your team
Toledo Rockets
>probable record
9-3
>highest hope
Really would like to win a MAC Championship this year. We;ve been one win away now for the last 3 or 4 years and just can't seem to do it.
>biggest fear
>talk shit about a rival
BGSUcks. Also, BGSTD
>say something nice to a rival
They've been on the up and up for the last few years and have had great QB/WR play
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
I now work in marketing and sponsorships, so I won't be able to tailgate, but get to watch the game from the field, which will be cool.
Nate Holley is good. Your team is garbage.
Easily best secondary in the league
All of Ohio even even NFL. Exc3pt for cincinnati
THE Ohio State
The Winston era at FSU deserves its own 30 for 30 just for how mad they made everyone with the Jameis shenanigans
Jameis messing around fucking owned. FUCK people that say athletes arent above the law. I love ripping on ravens fans, but if someone trashes sports i let then know how much better Ray Lewis is than them. All he had to do was pull he god card and win a superbowl. Now he's untouchable. If Jameis gets an MVP in the next couple years some bitch could say he raped her while she was pregnant and her kid got pregnant. Who the fuck would care?
>>your team
Wolverines
>>probable record
9-3
>>highest hope
National Championship (unlikely)
>>biggest fear
6-6
>>talk shit about a rival
Not even worth it
>>say something nice to a rival
No
>>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
Being 1000 miles away, just want to see a few games on TV
>"What if I told you, that in Tallahassee, crab legs are free in the five finger zone."
>"We Stronk!: The Winston Years"
>he was only there for two years
>sad_salamander_face.bitmap
>your team
LSU
>probable record
9-3
>highest hope
Fournette wins the Heisman
>biggest fear
Les Miles wins just enough games to stay employed
>talk shit about a rival
How's Chavis working out for you faggies?
>say something nice to a rival
Les couldn't carry Saban's fucking jockstrap
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
None really. I'm losing interest in cfb the older i get and LSU is such a fucking disgrace that i'll never donate a cent as an alum
>I'm losing interest in cfb the older i get
Fuckin' a I know those feels. It's weird being 30 and seeing kids that are 18 having ESPN roll out farraris while they announce their college choice or seeing huge banners for them at the start of college game days. I mean I love the sport still but jeeze it's getting weird now.
gonzaga
>your team
UM
>probable record
9 wins
>highest hope
Orange Bowl appearance
>biggest fear
We waste Kaya
>talk shit about a rival
>say something nice to a rival
Don't feel like it
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
I don't tailgate, it's degenerate
>so do you go to UM or do you just live in Miami?
>your team
Ohio State Buckeyes
>probable record
Anywhere from 8-4 to 12-0. Who knows?
>highest hope
Urban works his magic with new crop of raw talent. Fewer egos to deal with and hopefully they'll be more focused. Half the team last year was just trying stay healthy for the combine.
>biggest fear
JT gets hurt
>talk shit about a rival
Harbaugh autocorrects to garbage on my phone
>say something nice to a rival
Traverse City is beautiful this time of year
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
watching every game with my pops
>your team
Arizona Wildcats
>probable record
7-5 or 8-4
>highest hope
Hope for 9-3 being good enough in a South Division that eats itself.
>biggest fear
6-6 with a loss to ASSU
>talk shit about a rival
ASU is fucking garbage-tier, and their refusal to increase their academic standards destroys the academic reputation of the entire conference. They need to stop accepting every fucking student, they've got 70,000. Time to have Tempe, Flagstaff, and Tucson campuses, and become your own Arizona State University, much like the CSU system.
>say something nice to a rival
I like your uniforms USC/UCLA. Very cool when you stick to traditional colors.
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
Not much. Just pregame hard, go into the stadium with a buzz on. That's basically it.
Ate those three states at the top even trying?
that's canada and alaska
>Oregon
>probably like 10-3 or some shit
>hopefully a natty
>we choke again
>Stanford is gay
> but they're really good
>none
>your team
EWU(inb4 FCS isn't a real sport)
>probable record
7-4
>highest hope
Kupp breaks some more of Jerry Rice's records and we pull out a shocker against North Dakota State
>biggest fear
That we still don't have someone developed enough to air it out for our killer receiving corps
>talk shit about a rival
People that live in Montana have no dicks. It's a fact. We've outgunned you before, and we'll keep doing it.
>say something nice to a rival
Bozeman seems like a pretty chill place to live from what my people say.
go zags = )
>your team
Ole Miss
>probable record
9-3
>highest hope
Chad Kelly wins Heisman, we go to Atlanta
>biggest fear
defense regresses, lose all the "big" games, waste the best QB since Eli
>talk shit about a rival
It's going to be 3 in a row, would hate for you to leave the game early like you did last time
>say something nice to a rival
eh, the folks I've met from Bama have been nice
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
Ole Miss has the best tailgating in the country
>when the school is in a decent-sized market but it's not even the third largest school
I'll pretend you said eags
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Be happy with what you've got. Les Miles is the best LSU can get. There isn't anyone on the market that could improve then if he left. All he has to do is recruit a god damn qb and they are an excellent team.
I bet you're fun at parties.
Charlotte
>your team
Mississippi State Bulldogs
>probable record
~8 wins probably 7
>highest hope
SEC Championship
>biggest fear
Missing a bowl
>talk shit about a rival
Lmfao nice program Hugh Freeze
>say something nice to a rival
Oxford has pretty nice bars
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
It's my senior year and my little sister's freshman. Going to pass down my cowbell at season's end.
>whole team graduates
>meme recruiting class are only freshman
>only mediocre QB left
>3 in a row
You guys really do drink ALL the time
>your team
UCF
>probable record
4 or 5 wins
>highest hope
We reach a bowl
>biggest fear
Our new coach Scott Frost is shit with his new Oregon offense he's trying to implement at UCF. It is risky and can either be great or turn UCF into a bottom feeder
>talk shit about a rival
South Florida Bulls has a pirate ship in their stadium HAHA xD
I can't talk shit, I was winless last year
>say something nice to a rival
USF is coming around after a promising season and might be a too contender in the American up there with Houston
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
None
Michigan
Arkansas pine-bluff
Wake Forest
:^)
Lel
Winner
Enjoy the Sun Belt my British friend
What a random as fuck team, congrats Brit Bong. You'll be the only fan of this team on Sup Forums
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lel Ark-PB is FCS not G5
Poor NAU, the literal who of the Southwest.
Raise your hand if your school's sports teams have been called Legendary and your school's science and technology department is responsible for major rover systems in operation on mars and probe systems currently heading towards comets and other planets.
Not so fast Phoenix and Flagstaff.
Sorry which rival do you support? Your Pepe doesn't have crimson and white (Bama) or purple and gold (LSU). oh I see now sorry. Anyway good luck man Trevor Knight is gonna work out for you guys I think. College Station is a pretty cool place and Kyle field is a really cool stadium.
>your team
Marist
>probable record
Shit
>highest hope
MAAC champs
>biggest fear
More shit than expected
>talk shit about a rival
Rip Iona's program lol
>say something nice to a rival
Shout out to the Monmouth bench mob
>tailgate plans
Every Sunday after class baby
Alabama
11-2
Eeking out another natty on a down year
Inconsistent QB play
Hey Auburn, etc
Leonard Fournette will win the Heisman
Gallette's is always fun
>Bb guns
>felonies
I don't understand. how is shooting a BB gun not at a person a felony? In the privacy of your own home at that.
>Arkansas
>COULD have 10 wins
>will probably have only 8
>sadpepe.jpg
No no they are not relevant
U of arkansas is
You think you beat Florida finally?
same LSU fag here...you're 100% correct. We as a fanbase are super spoiled and short of Nick Saban, there's really nobody else who could do better (maybe some no-name coordinator I've never heard of, I dunno)
But with Les, it's been like a girl giving you a 10 year long handjob and never letting you bust. It's good and all that and I'm enjoying myself but fuck I just wanna finish!
>College football
Why?
You literally had a national title with him on 2007. 2007 season you blew out ohiostate in the national championship. Where the fuck do you get off with "I just want to finish"
Spoiled indeed.
Not everyone jerk there buddies off every saturday
a map no one could bitch about
who would have guessed that the highest concentration of Div 1 schools is in flyover country
Syracuse
0-12
12- 0
ISIS
Fuck the ACC in general
jk
I usually just get drunk enough before the game that i cant remember the outcome
It's okay orange. You are the reason Florida has not held an out of conference and out of state season opener since 1990 after you butt fucked UF.
Alabama
10-2
Repeat title
Not making it to SECCG
Auburn will be awful
Tennessee will be really good and win the East
Jim N Nicks on the quad
Who else /bama/ here? One of you keeps getting the school wifi banned from Sup Forums
>your team
Ohio State
>probable record
11-2
>highest hope
National Championship
>biggest fear
Michigan winning the B1G
>talk shit about a rival
Jim Harbaugh has essentially been arguing with the autist Saban about socially acceptable practices
>say something nice to a rival
You will always kind of have Tom Brsdy
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
Future unclear, I'm moving to a New York and I don't know where the OSU alums will be or whether I'll find anyone at all who gives a shit about cfb
>miami
>7-5 or 8-4
>winning the acc championship
>richt will be just like fucking al golden and randy shannon
>uf is too pussy to play miami
>fsu actually has the balls to play us every year
>actually this is the first season in like 5 years I will get to be able to have comfy saturdays and sundays
I do miss saturdays in tally. I made a mistake of not joining a club and sitting in my house the whole weekend
>your team
Missourah
>probable record
5 wins :(
>highest hope
Charles Harris
>biggest fear
#BLM
>talk shit about a rival
0-12
>say something nice to a rival
Bert is a decent coach
>tailgate plans or traditions that you would like to share
Drinkin Harpo's Hammers til I can tolerate bad football.