Do you think he ever gets self conscious about... You know, the height thing?

Do you think he ever gets self conscious about... You know, the height thing?

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i don't even know who this is
is he some sort of brazilian?

He's rich and famous, he doesn't give a fuck.

>americans and their obsession with height again

yes, it's dani alves

why is he fucking that hungry skeleton?

I wouldn't mind a 5'10'' gf.

For the record, I'm, 5'7''.

it's still better than their other obsession....

thats the orginal ronaldo from manchester united and real madrid fame. he was a top player but choked in nt 3 finals.retired after a stint in china.

>americans posting about soccer

Once you fucked a taller chick its hard to ever be insecure again, its why guys like tom cruise seemingly dont give a fuck about their height while iron man guy is batshit crazy. Ronaldo could stand to get laid with a taller chick as opposed to just taller men

-t 1.83 emperor of manlets that managed to get together with a 1.90 chick

TALL GIRLS ARE THE FUCKING BEST SENPAI.

Too bad Dani is a manlet lol.

Manlets should just fucking die.

as a 6ft 4in guy, I would be absolutely fine with a 6ft 5in+ gf. I have a thing for amazon women.

She is objectively better looking than Taylor Swift

hello

What is a "manlet"? Are we inventing terms to feel cool? Borrowing counts.

ye

I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted and my arms are open wide

Just fucking Google it you fucking idiot. Then you'll realize how much of a newfag you are.

the banana webm?

>dani alves
>self conscious

have you seen how he behaves ? the guy has an endless supply of confidence

what's up with those freaky bumps on her back

Is this your first time on Sup Forums?

lizard people

>freaky bumps

Why are Americans so obsessed with height (something that cannot be changed) when they don't give a fuck about how fat they are (which can easily be changed with a food diary, a daily walk and some god damn self-restraint?

I don't want to spook you but you have them too

You can change height via surgery desu

outside Sup Forums, the height meme is non-existant...
at least here, unless a girl is very noticeably taller than her boyfriend, nobody will bat an eye

>implying tom cruise has ever fucked a female

>at least here

But no one here is talking about the impoverished 3rd world Gutierrez.

Very expensive surgery that will pretty much leave you a cripple

Swift is too fat for my liking. She could lose some pounds round her hips

It takes two years to recover and cost tens of thousands of dollars. All for a couple more inches.

Just wear some boots to boost your height by an inch or two, dress nice, style your hair and stop being such an autistic faggot. There, now you can get laid.

I thank God everyday for not being born in America

>Why are Australians so obsessed with hating indigenous people (something that cannot be changed) when they don't give a fuck about cork screws dangling on hats (which can easily be changed with a hat diary and some god damn self-restraint?

Guess I was wrong
Maybe if you get it done in soviet russia

>outside Sup Forums, the height meme is non-existant...

I wouldn't completely agree with that 2bh

Most girls do prefer taller guys.
What however is a Sup Forums meme, is obviously that notion that there is a benchmark that you have to surpass or otherwise you're seen as a "manlet"

Girls usually simpy want guys who are taller than them.
The golden rule is to be at least about the same height as a girl in her heels, that's enough.

>implying he gives a fuck

>Americans trying to call other countries shitholes

I'm not the one with a complex m8, just saying this shit is bound to explode in popularity as the procedure improves

How?
Only way I've seen that done is where they cut through the bones on your legs and attach a metal device to slowly extend the distance between the bone and for minimal gain
Not worth it tßh

I once got to fuck a taller girl who not only was cheating on her boyfriend with me, but also super dominant in the bed. Since those days I get boners just talking to tall bitches.

>Rushing this quickly to give an American a piece of your mind despite carrying yourselves as if you dont crave Amerilard approval on this Andalusian paella recipe web consortium

B I G S T R O N G A M E R I C A N

well, I do remember feeling like a manlet when I visited Germany, there were many girls taller than me... in Spain, almost every girl is shorter than me

Thats the one. Pretty gnarly but at least its there for the truly desperate

>tfw 6'0" makes me average height here in New England but everywhere else I'm a giant

I felt like an orge during my trip to Chile.

>Andalusian paella recipe web consortium
jej

I got you covered
m.youtube.com/watch?v=tnYqvp4gUqQ

the mouthy fat cunt does my head in

My gf is 5'7'' and I'm 5'11". Feels good although she's as tall as me in her heels

my gf is 180 cm and im 176
feel good to be short ii feel so good that she is taller than me i dont know what maybe its a fetish

this girls always reminds me that no matter how ugly you are, no matter if you're an aborted fetus like that faggot is you can always get a GF if you have money.

Women should only mate with men who are taller than 5'11''.
Shorter men are just freaks of nature not worth bothering with.
Tall man means big cock. Big cock is what women want.
Manlets have small dicks and are insecure AF.

They should all die as they're not the fittest for mating purposes

>rich
>famous
>plays at the top level of football
>has won many titles
>clearly has hot GF

I usually don't arguing like this but since you're so preoccupied with height it's completely relevant.
He doesn't give a flying fuck mate

Sounds like you're the insecure one my dude

This. We're just propagating shitty genes by letting manlets reproduce.

>>rich
>famous
>plays at the top level of football
>has won many titles
>clearly has hot GF

really doesn't matter when his life is dedicated to the act of sucking the dick of the top hats in barcelona and clinging to younger players because he is a male attwhore, he is such a pathetic cunt and sums up the whole barcelona foreigner "fanbase"

wow, you really seem to dislike alves

knowing dani alves, probably not.

she might though.

>being this buttblasted

who doesn't?

don't forget that he is soon to be charged for tax fraud too, i believe that makes 4 barça players in total by now.

you didn't even choose the worst ones

Is he autistic?

>*WHAT ARE THOOOSE intensifies*

no one outside USA, Canada, Australia cares about height

it's the fucking truth

>tfw Dani Alves is three inches taller than you

>tfw 6'5
I Lord over you faggots

There is literally no explanation why a grown up man would do that.

Had several girls ask about my height on tinder.