Why is it that every online game I've ever played has been ruined by Brazilians? They play literally every game, and they're always in the US servers even when there are South American ones. Then to top that off, they're always screaming in some bastardized version of portuguese or typing some gibberish in all caps.
Socialist government gives free computers to poor people starting around ~2005
Hue ensues
Alexander Roberts
Advanced IRL shitposting
Anthony White
Is this true? Have not heard about this. I doubt those computers are even powerful enough to run games.
Dominic Hughes
nice lie, just because of the meme huehuebr you write that
Elijah Russell
it's you guys that are too autistic to handle us
Jaxon Hall
Literally the worst "country" on Earth.
Jacob Watson
Americans are weak, you were raised with everything you ever wished for, you never experienced defeat, you can't handle a world where you're a loser.
We brazilians and russians are used to a hard life, we can dominate any game because we're used to working hard to make the most out of life and our games. We never had games in our language, to beat games we form a communication network to exploit every little detail, you don't know how to cooperate.
Adam Hill
Are you bragging about living in a shithole?
Brandon Ward
It's not about skill, most of you aren't good. You're just annoying.
Xavier Martinez
Exactly, you cannot stand little annoyances, you're very spoiled.
Nathan Smith
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Henry Walker
As of late, Brazilians have invented the term "Zueira", this term basically refers to the action of entering a game and causing so much chaos gringos start quitting the game.
obrigado, parceiro it's OC but I haven't been able to use it many times mehmet threads had a very short lifespan
Bentley Thomas
actually it's true... don't you remember communities like "MID (Maldita Inclusão Digital)" and all those Lan Houses?
so, the shit went real this time.
Sorry gringo mate :(
David Bell
Now that's a plain lie, brazilians only play popular games, pleb entry level shit. Go play good games.
Dominic Watson
Spoiled? I was born in New York. Raised in Jamaica, Queens. I never knew my dad. My mom died in a fire when I was 8. After that my grandma took me in. I sold drugs to get by. You have no idea what I went through. If it weren't for boxing and hip hop I don't know where I'd be right now.
Grayson Nguyen
@69592420 (You)
Anthony Long
It's true, my new 1080 gtx was just brought by the government official after my complaint last month that I wasn't able to run Bf1 on ultra.
Adam Cox
Try playing with turks
Blake Bell
>playing the most obscure server >"algum br?"
Jordan Jackson
Son, we are fucking everywhere. Another day I was in a obscure russian poker site and there it were my countrymen. >"Algum Br ai?"
Carter Peterson
e ainda vai achar, tem br em todo canto hahahahaha
Juan Allen
>"find match" >10/10 >adv team full of brazilians >your team match with 4 jajajas >"are you sure you want to desinstall DOTA 2 from your machine?" >"yes"
Luke Reyes
10/10 OC Best one of its kind.
Brandon Sanders
>screaming in some bastardized version of portuguese
We speak 18th century Portuguese, the european one is the bastardised
Jason Wright
They're in the North American threads because the South American ones are flooded by Spanish speakers, which they are not.
Also, if you don't speak Portuguese I'm pretty sure you don't get to have an opinion about the "version" of their Portuguese.
Just get over it and quit whining about your 1st world problems.
Xavier Wood
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Kevin Rogers
This isn't Sup Forums
John Powell
Yeah,we have flags
Michael Gray
Regardless of how hard your little childhood was and the fact that you apparently are able to rap to make money in Queens doesn't change the fact that you made a thread to complain about the fact that Brazilians are annoying to you on your little internet games. People with real problems don't bitch about shit like that. What I'm saying is, grow up and find real things to be upset about.
Hudson Hill
Go outside then you little bridge troll.
Carson Nelson
u not like me
Benjamin Stewart
Nigga back the fuck up I went from the bottom to the top of the game self made never needed no help. Also I ain't OP
David Allen
Not biting. I almost did but you just fucked it up.
Uh...."peace nigga"
Josiah Campbell
You took it hook line and sinker
Wanted to see how far I could run with it
Blake Wood
Despite living in a "shithole" we can still beat Amerilards in a lot of things. The best of our culture be it music or literature is on the same level.
Leave the country some day and then you can mock ppl's cultures. until then fuck off retard.
Jason Sanchez
Watch Get Rich or Die Trying
Austin Williams
Hahaha! Never seen it but I would watch it as a comedy even though I'm sure it wasn't meant to be.
Noah Allen
>culture that emanates through the world >music that the rest of the world listens to Not even sure how you can argue we don't have iconic literature I've spent extended time in other countries. Saw the American culture invasion first hand.
Guimarães Rosa wrote a book in Portuguese that is equivalent to Ulysses in Portuguese >For its profoundly philosophical themes, the critic Antonio Candido described the books as a "metaphysical novel". It is often considered to be the Brazilian equivalent of James Joyce's Ulysses.[1][2][3] In a 2002 poll by the Bokklubben World Library, "Grande Sertão: Veredas" was named among the best 100 books of all time.[4]
> José Saramago, Carlos Fuentes, Thomas McGuane and Susan Sontag are among his admirers, and Woody Allen has expressed enthusiasm for one of Machado's novels.[5]
>Machado de Assis was included on American literary critic Harold Bloom's list of the greatest 100 geniuses of literature, alongside writers such as Dante, Shakespeare and Cervantes. Bloom considers him the greatest black writer in Western literature.[27]
There are many more high level writers. American literature is watered down our writers care about art. When they talk about the big English writers they mention non-americans like Shakespeare and James Joyce.
Tyler Cooper
Okay well maybe their culture isn't as globally influential as American media but Brasil definitely has a culture. It's a subjective term anyway.
Nathaniel Turner
>americans in this thread
You're very entertaining.
Eli Foster
>Brazilians itt
Isaiah Nguyen
I didn't mean that in a racist way at all I'm not some retarded stormfag. I just say that because 50 Cent is half retarded.
Jackson Baker
Tbqh, Fitzgerald is top tier and one of my fav writers so is Salinger. You don't have to bellitle them in order to prove the valour of our literature, anyone a little more erudite knows it.
Daniel Myers
shit i want a monkey like this
Julian Davis
You're right. I got carried away, I actually like their writers.
Our literature and music(this shitty MPB musics on the radio like bossa, Chico, Maria Bethânia, Elis Regina, mutantes and all that shitty music praised like it was something good, eeeewww) are shit... However, Raimundos, Legião Urbana, Plebe Rude, Paralamas do Sucesso, Capital Inicial, Titãs, O Rappa, Planet Hemo, Charlie Brown Jr and Cazuza were gr8
Angel Martinez
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Gavin Collins
You are not losing anything, they all suck ass, but commie nationalists praise them
Jaxson Hughes
Dont make that face to me curuminha, you know what i am talking about, Chico Buarque lyrics and melodies were underground low shit tier, while Legião Urbana had fucking sick lyrics melodies, yet many faggots put bands like Legião Urbana on a low tier and shits like Chico Buarque and a bunch of lesbians on god tier. And if you dont think Raimundos were gr8, consider suicide
Nathan Perez
Is this a joke?
Jackson Parker
>Amerifat makes Huezil bashing thread >Huezilians flood the thread to shit all over each other
Blake Brown
Reminder that Kurumiña, Acre and Pará are peruvian.
Nathaniel Brooks
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malandragem >en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeitinho >brazilians glorify and idolize a NEET lifestyle of thievery beating women and being lazy >then resort to manipulating others to make a living Gee I wonder how your country became such a shithole.
Isaiah Watson
you are probably just playing shit games Aboit the servers, that does happen, but im not sure why. A little bit its brazilians trying to run from other brazilians. And also, latin america servers are usually harder and more crowded than other servers. Another thing is that you get tired of playing one server and wants to another one to see if people play diferent.
Jeremiah Martin
cala-te you won't steal kuruminha !! go to brchan and you will see
Carter Nelson
>tfw no Peruvian gf
Ryan Sullivan
>tfw no qt br gamer bro to play games with and erp with after
Isaiah Williams
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Easton Cox
This is how it feels when we get to play with eastern europeans